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Post by hossfan on May 11, 2011 15:30:17 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com. We're talking with Caleb Fourchon, who tonight returned to action after over a month's absence. Caleb, from what we saw of you during WrestleCrapocalypse, it would appear your ankle has recovered from the injury you received at the hands of Stryker Dark Silence and Little Naitch.
Caleb Fourchon (in his ill-fitting, shiny suit): Yeah. Ah back, and ready to wrassle.
Neric: Before you were hurt you and your tag team partner, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, were feuding with WWCF CEO Seth Drakin over a perceived slight. What are your thoughts on the recent "palace coup" engineered by the Pantheon, when they assaulted Drakin and his wife, the WWCF Commissioner, and all but removed them from power?
Fourchon: De Pantheon punks. Any man who put hands on a woman is. And dey scaired.
Neric: Why do you think the Pantheon is scared?
Fourchon: Dey scaired to put tag titles up against the only undefeated team in WWCF: Whitey Ink. Johnny Stone and Ryan Blood say dere next opponents de Boiler Room Brawler and JoNo; two guys we beat already.
Neric: Well, to be fair, Caleb, you're just returning from an injury, and both BRB and Jonathan Michaels are coming off impressive wins at WrestleCrapocalypse. Brawler even defeated your partner, Whitey Fats, despite your interference.
Fourchon: Pfft. Dat don't matter none. What clear is de new boss same as de old boss. Dey all keepin Whitey Ink from the titles we owed. For true, de only boss dat count here in WWCF is Boss Fats. De udders be smart to stay out mah way.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 11, 2011 19:03:23 GMT -5
*The lights fade to black, "Anthem of the Angels" plays and when they come back on, Seth is on the stage. Suddenly, police officers line up and follow Seth as he heads to the ring. Seth gets in the rings as the police officers surround the ring. Seth raises his hands and lighting comes down on all four corners.* Seth: I would love to say to you all that I am happy to be back, but that would be just lying. The fact of the matter is, I will never be happy as long as the actions of the Pantheon are not unavenged. But first, I would like a certain someone on the announce booth to get in this ring right now...........*Seth then looks at Jessie King and Jessie asks if he means him.* Seth: Jesse, you better get in this ring before I drag your ass in here. *Jesse then takes off his head set and enters the ring with microphone as the cops allow him to pass.* Jessie: So what is it that the great and powerful Seth Drakin wants from me?Seth: I would like to remind you of a few words you said about my wife a week after that atrocity.*The titantron plays Jessie King's line of "The harlot got in the way".* Seth: When I heard that, it was like a complete slap to my face. So what do you have to say for yourself?Jessie: Well........well..........well I say, what I have to say............I could apologize for what I said, but that would be lying. You got what you deserved and if you want to fire me, go ahead........but this show and my co-host would be nothing without me. *Jessie smiles as Seth stares at him and shakes his head.* Seth: Jessie, I am not going to fire you. *The fans boo as Jessie nods his head with glee.* Seth: I am just going to return the favor.*Seth then slaps Jessie and the grabs Jessie by his tie.* Seth: Now, you are going to get out of this ring and go back to your little desk or I am going to make sure you join the fate of the Pantheon.*Seth lets go and Jessie, frightened, leaves the ring and gets back to his announce booth.* Seth: Now that we have dealt with the bug problem, we can now get on to the rodent infestation. *Seth turns to the camera.* Seth: Colt, Cageking, Blood, & Stone. All four of you may have thought you hit me in my weak spot, but you were dead wrong. All you did, was hit me in the spot that pissed me off. What you did to myself, I will never forget. But what you did to Jessica, I will never forgive nor forget. While I may have a physical scar on my forehead, what you did to her was worse. You left her unable to speak. You remember what happened to Viva when Jessica was hurt because of him, I beat him at Gookermania. But he got off lightly compared to what I am going to do to you. I am going to make sure you regret the day you did this.
Power of booking what happens can not save you from the torture I am going to bring upon you. It will be torture so brutal that it will make even Jigsaw himself crap his pants.
But like Jigsaw, we are going to have a little game. You see, you have choice so you better use it. There are two figurative doors you can go through. Door #1 is at the next ppv, Survivor Tag Challenge Series, you four (or five if Lodi ever comes back) vs. myself and some friends of my own. Just for the hell of it, you put your booking power and I will put up my power to hire and fire.
Door #2, well..........that needs a little explaining. You see............the woman who you put in a hospital and left her with no voice.......MY WIFE.............she has an older brother. And that older brother just so happens to be the Commissioner of the Parts Unknown Police. Now, he understands that his sister is a big girl and can take care of herself. But what you did was cross the line and he would love to put you four away for a very VERY long time.
So what Door #2 is essentially, is I will file charges of aggravated assault and these fine officers will take all four of you to jail. Trust me, when the jury sees the visual evidence of what you did, it will be an open and shut case that will make the District Attorney's job so easy. When you four go to jail and are convicted of the crimes, I will be justified in firing you four and stripping you of all of your power.
But while the commissioner would love for you to select door #2, I would hope you select Door #1 so I can physically hurt you. So what is it going to be, Door #1 or Door #2. Choose Your Fate............. This is typical Seth Drakin. You may have changed your nickname, you may have changed your look, you may be stealing Mark Callaway's gimmick with the throat-slash gesture and the lightning and everything...but in the end you're the same corrupt piece of s*** you always were.
Maybe you're having trouble figuring out what I'm talking about, so let me make it crystal clear. At WrestleCrApocalypse, we saw Square almost get killed in his empty arena match against the General. And then while he was lying helpless below that balcony, for all we knew near death, we saw Monty Dawson attack him! Is your pet Police Commissioner doing anything about that, Seth? No! Of course not!
Speaking of last night, what about Stryker's little rampage? Are you rushing to have him frog-marched out of the Parts Unknown Arena in handcuffs? No! Of course not!
Or how about another example? How about when Ryan Starshine burned the Smokin' Vokoun's eyes?! Were any charges pressed against him? No! Of course not!
When Jonathan Michaels was deliberately trying to end my career and Johnny's, on Hideo Nakatomi's orders, you didn't think that warranted running to the cops. And later on when we took our retribution and snapped Hideo's arm like a twig, you didn't think that was worth police involvement either.
I'm not pissed that you don't have 911 on speed dial and your finger poised over the button, Seth--I can take care of myself without police assistance. No, what pisses me off is the blatant favoritism and unfairness you practice. Because in your mind, Seth, and in your pet Commissioner's mind, all the victims in those cases don't matter. No, it's all...about...YOU! You, and your little mute wife, and your little mute friends.
No matter how violent things get in this federation, no matter how badly people get injured, no matter if they nearly get maimed or nearly die, you don't give two s***s unless it affects you. If that weren't the case, then you'd have been charging people with assault left and right back when your power was still unchallenged. But usually, you just couldn't be bothered. You were the only one who mattered, and so long as nothing bad was happening to you or your loved ones, you didn't really feel like getting involved.
So I call hypocrisy, Seth. You think that this single attack is worth having the entire PUPD raid the arena, when in the past you've overlooked it when other people had the same--or worse--done to them.
That's why the WWCF is better off without you, Seth. That's why I hate your f***ing guts, and your blushing bride's too. That's why it felt so GOOD to break you, to make you bleed, to make you both suffer. That's why I've wanted to step into the ring with you for the longest time. So guess what? If it means a chance to get my hands on you again and open up those barely healed wounds, if it means a chance to make you SCREAM in agony for both yourself AND poor little Jessica...I accept your challenge.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 11, 2011 19:42:32 GMT -5
OOC: Oops, just caught an error in the promo where it sounded like I was saying we broke JoNo's arm instead of Hideo's. It's not quite as Botchamania worthy as "I'm gonna piss your mother into her grave", but I still thought I'd better edit that out.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 11, 2011 19:59:43 GMT -5
And now that I've calmed down...
*Blood pauses to take a deep breath*
...let me address BRB and Cochon--oops, I mean Fourchon.
Nobody can deny you wrestled an amazing match, BRB, but so did I. I came this close to becoming the new WWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! I outlasted the guy you were never quite able to beat in the last year or so, the longest-reigning WWCF World Heavyweight Champion in the history of this company, DR Jackson. I outlasted the longest-reigning Champion Of Honor in ths history of this company, Evil M. How many people can make that claim?
So I wouldn't get too cocky if I were you.
As for you, Caleb..."punk"? Really? Anybody in the Pantheon would be happy to prove you wrong, I'm sure. None of us have scheduled matches next Monday.
But here's the thing, Caleb. If you'd just waited a little while before your little chat with Neric, you'd have been informed that you'd been booked in a battle royal along with Whitey, the winner of which is gonna receive the MITBOB briefcase for a tag title shot. That's even better than being the #1 contender.
So I'll give you a choice. If you want to wrestle one of us next week, if you want to get a taste of what Seth and Jessica got, then we'll oblige you...BUT! That match will happen before the battle royal! So if you accept this offer, you're going to be tired and beat up when you step into that ring with several other guys competing for that briefcase, and that just might affect your performance in there. It might just make the difference between Whitey and you winning that briefcase or Whitey and you coming up short.
Up to you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 11, 2011 20:29:12 GMT -5
*The lights fade to black, "Anthem of the Angels" plays and when they come back on, Seth is on the stage. Suddenly, police officers line up and follow Seth as he heads to the ring. Seth gets in the rings as the police officers surround the ring. Seth raises his hands and lighting comes down on all four corners.* Seth: I would love to say to you all that I am happy to be back, but that would be just lying. The fact of the matter is, I will never be happy as long as the actions of the Pantheon are not unavenged. But first, I would like a certain someone on the announce booth to get in this ring right now...........*Seth then looks at Jessie King and Jessie asks if he means him.* Seth: Jesse, you better get in this ring before I drag your ass in here. *Jesse then takes off his head set and enters the ring with microphone as the cops allow him to pass.* Jessie: So what is it that the great and powerful Seth Drakin wants from me?Seth: I would like to remind you of a few words you said about my wife a week after that atrocity.*The titantron plays Jessie King's line of "The harlot got in the way".* Seth: When I heard that, it was like a complete slap to my face. So what do you have to say for yourself?Jessie: Well........well..........well I say, what I have to say............I could apologize for what I said, but that would be lying. You got what you deserved and if you want to fire me, go ahead........but this show and my co-host would be nothing without me. *Jessie smiles as Seth stares at him and shakes his head.* Seth: Jessie, I am not going to fire you. *The fans boo as Jessie nods his head with glee.* Seth: I am just going to return the favor.*Seth then slaps Jessie and the grabs Jessie by his tie.* Seth: Now, you are going to get out of this ring and go back to your little desk or I am going to make sure you join the fate of the Pantheon.*Seth lets go and Jessie, frightened, leaves the ring and gets back to his announce booth.* Seth: Now that we have dealt with the bug problem, we can now get on to the rodent infestation. *Seth turns to the camera.* Seth: Colt, Cageking, Blood, & Stone. All four of you may have thought you hit me in my weak spot, but you were dead wrong. All you did, was hit me in the spot that pissed me off. What you did to myself, I will never forget. But what you did to Jessica, I will never forgive nor forget. While I may have a physical scar on my forehead, what you did to her was worse. You left her unable to speak. You remember what happened to Viva when Jessica was hurt because of him, I beat him at Gookermania. But he got off lightly compared to what I am going to do to you. I am going to make sure you regret the day you did this.
Power of booking what happens can not save you from the torture I am going to bring upon you. It will be torture so brutal that it will make even Jigsaw himself crap his pants.
But like Jigsaw, we are going to have a little game. You see, you have choice so you better use it. There are two figurative doors you can go through. Door #1 is at the next ppv, Survivor Tag Challenge Series, you four (or five if Lodi ever comes back) vs. myself and some friends of my own. Just for the hell of it, you put your booking power and I will put up my power to hire and fire.
Door #2, well..........that needs a little explaining. You see............the woman who you put in a hospital and left her with no voice.......MY WIFE.............she has an older brother. And that older brother just so happens to be the Commissioner of the Parts Unknown Police. Now, he understands that his sister is a big girl and can take care of herself. But what you did was cross the line and he would love to put you four away for a very VERY long time.
So what Door #2 is essentially, is I will file charges of aggravated assault and these fine officers will take all four of you to jail. Trust me, when the jury sees the visual evidence of what you did, it will be an open and shut case that will make the District Attorney's job so easy. When you four go to jail and are convicted of the crimes, I will be justified in firing you four and stripping you of all of your power.
But while the commissioner would love for you to select door #2, I would hope you select Door #1 so I can physically hurt you. So what is it going to be, Door #1 or Door #2. Choose Your Fate............. This is typical Seth Drakin. You may have changed your nickname, you may have changed your look, you may be stealing Mark Callaway's gimmick with the throat-slash gesture and the lightning and everything...but in the end you're the same corrupt piece of s*** you always were.
Maybe you're having trouble figuring out what I'm talking about, so let me make it crystal clear. At WrestleCrApocalypse, we saw Square almost get killed in his empty arena match against the General. And then while he was lying helpless below that balcony, for all we knew near death, we saw Monty Dawson attack him! Is your pet Police Commissioner doing anything about that, Seth? No! Of course not!
Speaking of last night, what about Stryker's little rampage? Are you rushing to have him frog-marched out of the Parts Unknown Arena in handcuffs? No! Of course not!
Or how about another example? How about when Ryan Starshine burned the Smokin' Vokoun's eyes?! Were any charges pressed against him? No! Of course not!
When Jonathan Michaels was deliberately trying to end my career and Johnny's, on Hideo Nakatomi's orders, you didn't think that warranted running to the cops. And later on when we took our retribution and snapped Hideo's arm like a twig, you didn't think that was worth police involvement either.
I'm not pissed that you don't have 911 on speed dial and your finger poised over the button, Seth--I can take care of myself without police assistance. No, what pisses me off is the blatant favoritism and unfairness you practice. Because in your mind, Seth, and in your pet Commissioner's mind, all the victims in those cases don't matter. No, it's all...about...YOU! You, and your little mute wife, and your little mute friends.
No matter how violent things get in this federation, no matter how badly people get injured, no matter if they nearly get maimed or nearly die, you don't give two s***s unless it affects you. If that weren't the case, then you'd have been charging people with assault left and right back when your power was still unchallenged. But usually, you just couldn't be bothered. You were the only one who mattered, and so long as nothing bad was happening to you or your loved ones, you didn't really feel like getting involved.
So I call hypocrisy, Seth. You think that this single attack is worth having the entire PUPD raid the arena, when in the past you've overlooked it when other people had the same--or worse--done to them.
That's why the WWCF is better off without you, Seth. That's why I hate your f***ing guts, and your blushing bride's too. That's why it felt so GOOD to break you, to make you bleed, to make you both suffer. That's why I've wanted to step into the ring with you for the longest time. So guess what? If it means a chance to get my hands on you again and open up those barely healed wounds, if it means a chance to make you SCREAM in agony for both yourself AND poor little Jessica...I accept your challenge. Seth: All I heard from your rambling was yes.
You choose poorly and with arrogance, now I get to hurt you and trust me, I will.
You might want to watch the film Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance because a terrible act was done by a person with the intention is to get his sister a new kidney. He kidnapped a man's little girl for ransom so he could pay for it. His actions made his sister so upset that she killed herself and when he was trying to bury her, the person he kidnapped accidentally drowned because he didn't pay attention. When the father of the dead little girl finally cornered the man whose good intentions caused so much misery, he said this classic line.
" I know you're a good guy... but you know why I have to kill you..."
You can have the best of intentions with what you did, but you screwed up and now my wife is mute. For that, I must destroy you. I must make you know the definition of pain and I must make you regret that decision for the rest of your life.
Everyone else besides myself and The Pantheon can choose their fates, but you four and myself, the fates are sealed.
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Post by hossfan on May 11, 2011 20:40:27 GMT -5
Winnin de Money in de Bank no big ting. Ah dun did it before, at Gookermania, and know whut? Ah gave de title shot away. Ah don't need no gimmick suitcase to become tag team champion. Just you and Stone in de ring. So yeah, Ah wrassle one of you Pantheon next week before de Battle Royale. And den, Ah still beat all de udder wrasslers and git de Money in de Bank case. Um, all de udder wrasslers except Boss Phats, Ah mean.
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Post by General Adam on May 11, 2011 20:42:21 GMT -5
To all the people of the WWCF, you can now add Square to our list of victims. We will not stop until we are the most powerful force in the WWCF.
Wind up monkey: And as long as I remain in power.
We will succeed.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 11, 2011 20:51:01 GMT -5
Winnin de Money in de Bank no big ting. Ah dun did it before, at Gookermania, and know whut? Ah gave de title shot away. Ah don't need no gimmick suitcase to become tag team champion. Just you and Stone in de ring. So yeah, Ah wrassle one of you Pantheon next week before de Battle Royale. And den, Ah still beat all de udder wrasslers and git de Money in de Bank case. Um, all de udder wrasslers except Boss Phats, Ah mean. Losing streak or no losing streak, I intend to be the one who wins that case, Fourchon. And I'd love nothing more than to send a message to both your associate AND the Pantheon by sending you and your boss out on my way to winning that briefcase. You choosing to face a Pantheon member beforehand only makes my job a tiny bit easier.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 11, 2011 20:59:16 GMT -5
EDIT: Wanted to give Caleb a chance to pick his own opponent, but after waiting for a few hours I decided that I'd rather get the votes out ASAP and just put him up against Colt. Caleb's challenged DR Jackson after all, so I don't think Colt's out of his league. I hope that's all right with you, Caleb, and I apologize if it's not.
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Post by Jazzman on May 11, 2011 21:41:43 GMT -5
To all the people of the WWCF, you can now add Square to our list of victims. We will not stop until we are the most powerful force in the WWCF.Wind up monkey: And as long as I remain in power. We will succeed. I guess we'll see about that on Monday.*Bergman smiles as he slings the IF title over his shoulder as the following song plays on a boombox backstage.*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 12, 2011 4:39:53 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena* Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com. We're talking with Caleb Fourchon, who tonight returned to action after over a month's absence. Caleb, from what we saw of you during WrestleCrapocalypse, it would appear your ankle has recovered from the injury you received at the hands of Stryker Dark Silence and Little Naitch.Caleb Fourchon (in his ill-fitting, shiny suit): Yeah. Ah back, and ready to wrassle.Neric: Before you were hurt you and your tag team partner, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, were feuding with WWCF CEO Seth Drakin over a perceived slight. What are your thoughts on the recent "palace coup" engineered by the Pantheon, when they assaulted Drakin and his wife, the WWCF Commissioner, and all but removed them from power?Fourchon: De Pantheon punks. Any man who put hands on a woman is. And dey scaired.Neric: Why do you think the Pantheon is scared?Fourchon: Dey scaired to put tag titles up against the only undefeated team in WWCF: Whitey Ink. Johnny Stone and Ryan Blood say dere next opponents de Boiler Room Brawler and JoNo; two guys we beat already.Neric: Well, to be fair, Caleb, you're just returning from an injury, and both BRB and Jonathan Michaels are coming off impressive wins at WrestleCrapocalypse. Brawler even defeated your partner, Whitey Fats, despite your interference.Fourchon: Pfft. Dat don't matter none. What clear is de new boss same as de old boss. Dey all keepin Whitey Ink from the titles we owed. For true, de only boss dat count here in WWCF is Boss Fats. De udders be smart to stay out mah way. That's the way it goes around here, my friend. Every small-time indy geek with some freaks behind them or some jack-ass with mute ol' lady only makes matches that they know they can win. They all know they can't go toe-to-toe with the greatest organization in wrestling today.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 12, 2011 4:40:23 GMT -5
*The lights fade to black, "Anthem of the Angels" plays and when they come back on, Seth is on the stage. Suddenly, police officers line up and follow Seth as he heads to the ring. Seth gets in the rings as the police officers surround the ring. Seth raises his hands and lighting comes down on all four corners.* Seth: I would love to say to you all that I am happy to be back, but that would be just lying. The fact of the matter is, I will never be happy as long as the actions of the Pantheon are not unavenged. But first, I would like a certain someone on the announce booth to get in this ring right now...........*Seth then looks at Jessie King and Jessie asks if he means him.* Seth: Jesse, you better get in this ring before I drag your ass in here. *Jesse then takes off his head set and enters the ring with microphone as the cops allow him to pass.* Jessie: So what is it that the great and powerful Seth Drakin wants from me?Seth: I would like to remind you of a few words you said about my wife a week after that atrocity.*The titantron plays Jessie King's line of "The harlot got in the way".* Seth: When I heard that, it was like a complete slap to my face. So what do you have to say for yourself?Jessie: Well........well..........well I say, what I have to say............I could apologize for what I said, but that would be lying. You got what you deserved and if you want to fire me, go ahead........but this show and my co-host would be nothing without me. *Jessie smiles as Seth stares at him and shakes his head.* Seth: Jessie, I am not going to fire you. *The fans boo as Jessie nods his head with glee.* Seth: I am just going to return the favor.*Seth then slaps Jessie and the grabs Jessie by his tie.* Seth: Now, you are going to get out of this ring and go back to your little desk or I am going to make sure you join the fate of the Pantheon.*Seth lets go and Jessie, frightened, leaves the ring and gets back to his announce booth.* Seth: Now that we have dealt with the bug problem, we can now get on to the rodent infestation. *Seth turns to the camera.* Seth: Colt, Cageking, Blood, & Stone. All four of you may have thought you hit me in my weak spot, but you were dead wrong. All you did, was hit me in the spot that pissed me off. What you did to myself, I will never forget. But what you did to Jessica, I will never forgive nor forget. While I may have a physical scar on my forehead, what you did to her was worse. You left her unable to speak. You remember what happened to Viva when Jessica was hurt because of him, I beat him at Gookermania. But he got off lightly compared to what I am going to do to you. I am going to make sure you regret the day you did this.
Power of booking what happens can not save you from the torture I am going to bring upon you. It will be torture so brutal that it will make even Jigsaw himself crap his pants.
But like Jigsaw, we are going to have a little game. You see, you have choice so you better use it. There are two figurative doors you can go through. Door #1 is at the next ppv, Survivor Tag Challenge Series, you four (or five if Lodi ever comes back) vs. myself and some friends of my own. Just for the hell of it, you put your booking power and I will put up my power to hire and fire.
Door #2, well..........that needs a little explaining. You see............the woman who you put in a hospital and left her with no voice.......MY WIFE.............she has an older brother. And that older brother just so happens to be the Commissioner of the Parts Unknown Police. Now, he understands that his sister is a big girl and can take care of herself. But what you did was cross the line and he would love to put you four away for a very VERY long time.
So what Door #2 is essentially, is I will file charges of aggravated assault and these fine officers will take all four of you to jail. Trust me, when the jury sees the visual evidence of what you did, it will be an open and shut case that will make the District Attorney's job so easy. When you four go to jail and are convicted of the crimes, I will be justified in firing you four and stripping you of all of your power.
But while the commissioner would love for you to select door #2, I would hope you select Door #1 so I can physically hurt you. So what is it going to be, Door #1 or Door #2. Choose Your Fate............. This is typical Seth Drakin. You may have changed your nickname, you may have changed your look, you may be stealing Mark Callaway's gimmick with the throat-slash gesture and the lightning and everything...but in the end you're the same corrupt piece of s*** you always were.
Maybe you're having trouble figuring out what I'm talking about, so let me make it crystal clear. At WrestleCrApocalypse, we saw Square almost get killed in his empty arena match against the General. And then while he was lying helpless below that balcony, for all we knew near death, we saw Monty Dawson attack him! Is your pet Police Commissioner doing anything about that, Seth? No! Of course not!
Speaking of last night, what about Stryker's little rampage? Are you rushing to have him frog-marched out of the Parts Unknown Arena in handcuffs? No! Of course not!
Or how about another example? How about when Ryan Starshine burned the Smokin' Vokoun's eyes?! Were any charges pressed against him? No! Of course not!
When Jonathan Michaels was deliberately trying to end my career and Johnny's, on Hideo Nakatomi's orders, you didn't think that warranted running to the cops. And later on when we took our retribution and snapped Hideo's arm like a twig, you didn't think that was worth police involvement either.
I'm not pissed that you don't have 911 on speed dial and your finger poised over the button, Seth--I can take care of myself without police assistance. No, what pisses me off is the blatant favoritism and unfairness you practice. Because in your mind, Seth, and in your pet Commissioner's mind, all the victims in those cases don't matter. No, it's all...about...YOU! You, and your little mute wife, and your little mute friends.
No matter how violent things get in this federation, no matter how badly people get injured, no matter if they nearly get maimed or nearly die, you don't give two s***s unless it affects you. If that weren't the case, then you'd have been charging people with assault left and right back when your power was still unchallenged. But usually, you just couldn't be bothered. You were the only one who mattered, and so long as nothing bad was happening to you or your loved ones, you didn't really feel like getting involved.
So I call hypocrisy, Seth. You think that this single attack is worth having the entire PUPD raid the arena, when in the past you've overlooked it when other people had the same--or worse--done to them.
That's why the WWCF is better off without you, Seth. That's why I hate your f***ing guts, and your blushing bride's too. That's why it felt so GOOD to break you, to make you bleed, to make you both suffer. That's why I've wanted to step into the ring with you for the longest time. So guess what? If it means a chance to get my hands on you again and open up those barely healed wounds, if it means a chance to make you SCREAM in agony for both yourself AND poor little Jessica...I accept your challenge. Watch your mouth, boy.
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Post by hossfan on May 12, 2011 5:20:50 GMT -5
EDIT: Wanted to give Caleb a chance to pick his own opponent, but after waiting for a few hours I decided that I'd rather get the votes out ASAP and just put him up against Colt. Caleb's challenged DR Jackson after all, so I don't think Colt's out of his league. I hope that's all right with you, Caleb, and I apologize if it's not. Yeah, that's good. I can write the match if Colt or nobody else wants.
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Post by hossfan on May 12, 2011 15:38:37 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com. I'm here with Caleb Fourchon, who will have a match next Tuesday NiteRaw against Pantheon leader and current WWCF Heavyweight Champion Colt. Caleb, what are your thoughts on the upcoming contest?
Caleb Fourchon: Ah ain't surprised de Pantheon sic dere top dog on me. It prove whut me and Boss Fats bin sayin: dat Blood and Stone scaired to face us, even when de Tag Team Belts ain't on the line.
Neric: And after your singles match with Colt, you're scheduled to compete in the Battle Royale where the winner earns a Money in the Bank or Bust briefcase. This one contains a guaranteed Tag Team title shot that can be cashed in at any time. Do you really think you'll be ready for that match, where you'll be up against some of WWCF's best grapplers, men like Stryker Dark Silence, Gus Richlen, and Jeremy Grave?
Fourchon: Ah won't lie, Neric: it goin to be a tough row to hoe. But mah boss, de "Wrasslin Messiah", Whitey Fats, will be in de Battle Royale too, and we watch each udder backs. Whitey Ink ain't goin to stop until we git whut we earned. And dat a Tag Team title shot.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 12, 2011 18:30:46 GMT -5
This is typical Seth Drakin. You may have changed your nickname, you may have changed your look, you may be stealing Mark Callaway's gimmick with the throat-slash gesture and the lightning and everything...but in the end you're the same corrupt piece of s*** you always were.
Maybe you're having trouble figuring out what I'm talking about, so let me make it crystal clear. At WrestleCrApocalypse, we saw Square almost get killed in his empty arena match against the General. And then while he was lying helpless below that balcony, for all we knew near death, we saw Monty Dawson attack him! Is your pet Police Commissioner doing anything about that, Seth? No! Of course not!
Speaking of last night, what about Stryker's little rampage? Are you rushing to have him frog-marched out of the Parts Unknown Arena in handcuffs? No! Of course not!
Or how about another example? How about when Ryan Starshine burned the Smokin' Vokoun's eyes?! Were any charges pressed against him? No! Of course not!
When Jonathan Michaels was deliberately trying to end my career and Johnny's, on Hideo Nakatomi's orders, you didn't think that warranted running to the cops. And later on when we took our retribution and snapped Hideo's arm like a twig, you didn't think that was worth police involvement either.
I'm not pissed that you don't have 911 on speed dial and your finger poised over the button, Seth--I can take care of myself without police assistance. No, what pisses me off is the blatant favoritism and unfairness you practice. Because in your mind, Seth, and in your pet Commissioner's mind, all the victims in those cases don't matter. No, it's all...about...YOU! You, and your little mute wife, and your little mute friends.
No matter how violent things get in this federation, no matter how badly people get injured, no matter if they nearly get maimed or nearly die, you don't give two s***s unless it affects you. If that weren't the case, then you'd have been charging people with assault left and right back when your power was still unchallenged. But usually, you just couldn't be bothered. You were the only one who mattered, and so long as nothing bad was happening to you or your loved ones, you didn't really feel like getting involved.
So I call hypocrisy, Seth. You think that this single attack is worth having the entire PUPD raid the arena, when in the past you've overlooked it when other people had the same--or worse--done to them.
That's why the WWCF is better off without you, Seth. That's why I hate your f***ing guts, and your blushing bride's too. That's why it felt so GOOD to break you, to make you bleed, to make you both suffer. That's why I've wanted to step into the ring with you for the longest time. So guess what? If it means a chance to get my hands on you again and open up those barely healed wounds, if it means a chance to make you SCREAM in agony for both yourself AND poor little Jessica...I accept your challenge. Watch your mouth, boy.*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena* Fred G. Neric: This is Fred G. Neric with WWCF.com. I'm here with Caleb Fourchon, who will have a match next Tuesday NiteRaw against Pantheon leader and current WWCF Heavyweight Champion Colt. Caleb, what are your thoughts on the upcoming contest?Caleb Fourchon: Ah ain't surprised de Pantheon sic dere top dog on me. It prove whut me and Boss Fats bin sayin: dat Blood and Stone scaired to face us, even when de Tag Team Belts ain't on the line.Neric: And after your singles match with Colt, you're scheduled to compete in the Battle Royale where the winner earns a Money in the Bank or Bust briefcase. This one contains a guaranteed Tag Team title shot that can be cashed in at any time. Do you really think you'll be ready for that match, where you'll be up against some of WWCF's best grapplers, men like Stryker Dark Silence, Gus Richlen, and Jeremy Grave?Fourchon: Ah won't lie, Neric: it goin to be a tough row to hoe. But mah boss, de "Wrasslin Messiah", Whitey Fats, will be in de Battle Royale too, and we watch each udder backs. Whitey Ink ain't goin to stop until we git whut we earned. And dat a Tag Team title shot. I wasn't talking to--or about--you, Fats. I don't know what your problem is, but if you'd like to settle it, that can definitely be arranged. It's too late to get me vs. you on the card for the upcoming show, but if you want to face me on Monday, May 23rd, just say the word and consider it booked.
Oh, and Caleb...what are you so worried about facing Colt for? Weren't you saying that all of us were punks, including him?*Smirk*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 12, 2011 19:35:53 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is outside of the hospital alone and without police security.*
Seth: Pantheon, at STCS...........I will be able to get my hands on you and as it has already shown, I have no problems finding partners as hours after that announcement, Gus had announced that he was on my side. Now while I will need two more partners (or three, if you can get Lodi out of the trash bin he has been hiding in), I have several weeks to find them.
Colt, you calling yourself the White Knight is a joke after what you did, but don't worry............after I am done with you, your armor will be destroyed and I will leave you needing a larger mask than that stupid Opera Mask that you wear sometimes. And as far as your journalism goes, you are about as respectable a journalist as Jay Marrioti is. In fact, both you and him have alot in common because you both are hypocrites who will stalk and beat up women.
Cageking, it is good to see that your cowardice no longer has a stain on the Interforums Title. Seems the only way you could get a sniff at the World Title is by brutalizing my wife. But is your con game ever going to get you to the top level, I don't think so. I may treat you as WWE treats Christian, but the difference is Christian does things right and doesnt deserve that treatment while you...........deserve everything you get. Cageking, you might be a fan of gang mentality.........but sooner or later, all gang members die and most end very badly. Yours will end just like most.
Stone, the man from Yellow Knife, well the knife I have in mind is for your face and don't worry.............I will make sure it is yellow as well. You may be used to wildlife so I guess you will be used to it when I maul your sorry rear. I will leave you so badly wounded that officials will think a bear attacked you.
And finally Blood, the man who has been the most vocal in justifying his actions. You say I was corrupt, just because I didn't give you exactly what you wanted. You say that while there might have almost been a warrant for your arrest, there should have been for others. There is a difference between what others did and what you did. If I was that bad that if anyone hurt Jessica, they would be in jail, Viva might have been in jail. What you did was maim Jessica and cause severe trauma. The reality is the only reason you are not in jail is because I want to hurt you myself.
Now finally, I see what you are trying to do, making Mr. E & U.N. Owen compete so I can either leave Jessica alone or leave my childhood friends to your evil deeds. Well, neither is going to happen because I will be there to make sure my friends are not assaulted and Jessica will be protected by Parts Unknown's finest and trust me, they are armed and would have no problem putting a bullet in your asses.
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Post by Monty Dawson on May 13, 2011 16:00:06 GMT -5
*Monty stands in an empty area infront of the empty ring*
*Speaking into his Mic*
This week ladies and gentlemen you are in for a real treat. 9 contestants will play our game for a chance to win "money in the bank". 9 Men will enter, but only one will leave. Tune in this Tuesday to witness game show history, as I, your host, Monty Dawson, enters the squared circle of the WWCF for the first time, and walks out as the number one contender.
Join us, won't you?
*fades out*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 13, 2011 23:09:35 GMT -5
WWCF Star Johnny Stone Announces Sojurn for Training in India and Japan:
It was just recently revealed that 1/2 of the current WWCF World Tag Team Champions, "Jumbo" Johnny Stone is going for special "training" in countries like India and Japan. We managed to get a small scrap of information of whay he has done so.
"I feel.......less. Like the tiger in me has lost the sharpness in our claws. I mean, just look at us recently, if we didn't kick that Colonel Sanders lookalike Seth Drakin out and took over, we would have lost our belts, man. So, I thought to myself, what could I do? So, I went to a legend from Canada named after a Tiger, and he recomended to me tiger wreslting in India and more Judo training in Japan. This is of course after some basic stuff we learned together. Like this."
It was at this point, Stone procured an apple and crushed it with ease with his right hand.
"All those people in WWCF can breathe easy for a littlw while. But, not for long, because if I can make Bengal Tigers my bitch, imagine what I can do after killing them, learning the old style of Pelwhani and shit."
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 13, 2011 23:27:23 GMT -5
What's the meaning of this, Pantheon? I Wanted......No....I NEEDED to beat Richlen this week....instead you give me that Wild Man, Lou Garou? I've SEEN what he does to people in that ring.....he's inhuman. Even Perfection Personified has doubts as whether the great hairy ape IS human. This is Strike one Pantheon......Strike One.......don't make me get to three. We've been square with one another this whole time......but remember.....I'm still Whitey Inc's "Problem Solver"....I'd hate to have to show you how I solve Whitey's Problems.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 14, 2011 3:42:58 GMT -5
BEYOND THUNDERDOME by Colt
I Came, I Saw... I Conquered, and for the second time in history, I walked out of the Thunderdome still WWCF Champion. I took on five of the toughest S.O.B.'s this company has to offer and one by one they all bowed before the White Knight.
Johnny Stone was unfortunately the first man turned back. However he did put up a hell of a fight, and really helped path the way to Pantheon's triumph. Jeremy Grave proved that he is honestly one of the hottest rising stars today, however fate disagreed with him. Evil M had his make-or-break moment and I'm sorry to say he turned his back on Pantheon, however if he expected to gain allegience with "Damn Right" Jackson, he was clearly a bigger fool than I thought because Jackson disposed of Evil M for the second year straight.
Which brings me to Jackson, the odds on favourite for the match. I will never understate the absolute power and brutality of this man. You can safely say that he can convincingly beat almost anyone in this company in a straight up one on one fight, almost... Me and Blood were able to show him exactly what Fate he had coming to him...
And lastly Blood. You've always gotten the best fight out of me and it was an honor for it to come down to me vs you. However, there is a reason why I am the only two-time WWCF Champion and two-time Thunderdome Champion. Fate was on Pantheon's side, it just chose me.
Pantheon have proven time and time again that we are in control, that fate is on our side, and that the WWCF is ours. However there was one hiccup. CageKing lost his title to that pathetic, dispicable Bergman. This is a speedbump to the Pantheon, however CageKing you are indeed onto bigger and better things in the form of a WWCF Championship match against yours truly next week. Your story has only just begun.
And lastly, Seth Drakin made his shocking return to the WWCF to the delight of no one. And he apparently has revenge on the Pantheon in mind. Seth, you were always nothing. You were always beneath me. And every single time we went to war, you failed.
We have the power, we have the brains, and we have the brawn. You are walking into a losing battle, you want to go to war? The Pantheon will give you a war the likes of which you have never seen! And when we're done with you, you are going to wish you were in as good of a condition that your lovely wife is in now.
It's no secret that the Pantheon have a bulls-eye painted on them, especially myself as the WWCF Champion. However we will fight this all, head-on, night after night until every single person in the WWCF either accepts our rule, joins us, or is forced out of here. So Caleb, buckle up. You're story is about to take an exciting twist...
Choose Your Fate.
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