Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 14, 2011 14:58:20 GMT -5
Oh, Colt. Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt. You have absolutely no idea of the strength and the fury of the coming storm. No idea at all.
Your fate has been chosen, all right.
But it will not be the fate you expect or desire.
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Post by General Adam on May 18, 2011 23:41:00 GMT -5
*The general is in the back getting treated. He then notices a monkey.*
Wind up monkey: HEY! HEYHEYHEY! Who the hell are you?
The monkey: My name is...
Wind up monkey: SHUT UP! I'm the only monkey here! Now you get the hell out of here before I brainwash you to jump out of a window.
the monkey: But I was just trying to help the General.
Wind up monkey: That's it! Assuming control!
*The monkey then goes into a trance and jumps out the nearest window do his death*
Who was that master?
Wind up monkey: Nobody.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 19, 2011 1:16:37 GMT -5
(Posted on WWCF.com)
During Colt's successful WWCF Championship title defense at WrestleCrApocalypse, we in The Pantheon took exception to the actions of one Evil M.
To elaborate, with Colt, Ryan Blood, DR Jackson and Evil M still in the match, an offer was extended by Colt to join forces against Jackson. Evil M responded to this generous offer with a boot to the head and a spinebuster to Ryan Blood and Colt, respectively.
Evil M's foolish decision was rewarded moments later when Jackson forced him to tap out.
Since neither Evil M nor DR Jackson endeared themselves to any of us that night, we thought it would be entertaining to watch them beat the hell out of each other. And it was. But we aren't satisfied just yet.
Therefore, next week on NiteRaw you will see Evil M compete against none other than the Boiler Room Brawler. Additionally, the match will be contested under hardcore rules. We invite BRB to bring his big, massive, pipe wrench to the ring and to apply it liberally to Evil M's cranium. For this contest, Hideo Nakatomi will be permitted to accompany Evil M to ringside...and, in the interest of fairness, Jonathan Michaels will accompany his tag team partner, BRB.
This match will not be officiated by Jake Kwon, regardless of anything that might happen to the referee of record: Will Alphonzo. In addition, The Great Warrior is barred from ringside. Under hardcore rules, a failure by the Warrior to comply with this decree will obviously not result in a disqualification. Nevertheless, we in The Pantheon strongly advise the Warrior to do as we say. Doing the opposite would be extremely unwise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 19, 2011 1:23:02 GMT -5
Seth: All I have to say is this...........
OOC: Maybe I should have had this as my theme song
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 19, 2011 10:22:05 GMT -5
*Whitey, B.A. and Caleb are shown in Whitey's strip club, with random skanks*
Well, well, well. Seems like the Wrestling Messiah and Whitey, Inc. had a good night. My good friend B.A. defended his title against some dude, and I won the briefcase. Whitey, Inc. is posed to go to the very top of this federation, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
When should I cash in my briefcase? Against the current champions, who we have already beat? Wait for some competition? Sell it for future favors? Trade it for security? Oh, wait....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 19, 2011 11:11:23 GMT -5
*Whitey, B.A. and Caleb are shown in Whitey's strip club, with random skanks* Well, well, well. Seems like the Wrestling Messiah and Whitey, Inc. had a good night. My good friend B.A. defended his title against some dude, and I won the briefcase. Whitey, Inc. is posed to go to the very top of this federation, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
When should I cash in my briefcase? Against the current champions, who we have already beat? Wait for some competition? Sell it for future favors? Trade it for security? Oh, wait.... Now just hold on a minute there, Whitey. You seem to be confused. You and Fourchon beat the #1 contenders, Jonathan Michaels and BRB. But you've never faced the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! A.k.a. Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone.
You may be a messiah, Whitey, but us? We're GODS!
And you'll find out just what I'm talking about firsthand when you step into the ring with me for the first time ever, next week.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 19, 2011 11:33:59 GMT -5
You ain't worth the change in my pockets, boy. When you feel some Southern Discomfort and realize you just got pinned by the greatest man alive, you should be worried, 'cause I might just cash in my briefcase then.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 19, 2011 12:59:45 GMT -5
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND once again, I come up just short. Shaelin isn't exactly jolly about the imprompteau ride, and I'm just as disgusted by the fall.
Oh well. There are other battles to fight and a bigger war to win.
Next week, I prepare for my rematch against Brian Alexander by taking on Monty Dawson.
Yeah, I saw what you did to a battered Square at WrestleCrapocolypse, and I saw that elimination of Sparks last night. But I'm not either of them, and you are going to find that in a one-on-one match, I am more than a match for anyone to handle. And I am one game that, if you dare play, you will not come out unscathed.
Now for you, B.A..
You said you wanted a rematch after Creed failed to do his job at the PPV. Rematch accepted. Hell, I'm so determined to avenge that loss, I'll accept any match type you want. Rules of Honor, Hardcore, Ladder, Tables, anything. I am dead set on being Champion Of Honor in two weeks' time, and you are going to get a bigger fight than you have ever had.
Next week, I get back to what I do best: WINNING. Starts with Monty Dawson, continues with Brian Alexander, and goes right through the Pantheon. Gus Richlen is a WINNER, and you're going to find that out next week.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 19, 2011 16:16:12 GMT -5
Seth: Keep digging your own graves Pantheon with what you did with my childhood friends. Unluckily for you, they are now under personal services contracts to me which means you can't do anything with them anymore and if you do, it will be a felony. You can run on for a long time or crawl back inside whatever hole you came from, but sooner or later.........I am going to get you and when I do, there will be nothing left for the vultures to feed. Which is too bad...........
*Camera goes to outside the arena where a group of vultures are seen looking at the arena. Seth voice can be heard over this.*
Seth: Because these guys already sense your demise and are just waiting.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on May 19, 2011 18:48:01 GMT -5
Seth: Keep digging your own graves Pantheon with what you did with my childhood friends. Unluckily for you, they are now under personal services contracts to me which means you can't do anything with them anymore and if you do, it will be a felony. You can run on for a long time or crawl back inside whatever hole you came from, but sooner or later.........I am going to get you and when I do, there will be nothing left for the vultures to feed. Which is too bad...........*Camera goes to outside the arena where a group of vultures are seen looking at the arena. Seth voice can be heard over this.* Seth: Because these guys already sense your demise and are just waiting. Hey, since your ol' lady can't talk, can I buy her? I have many employment opportunities for women, even those who can't talk.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 19, 2011 19:58:39 GMT -5
Seth: Keep digging your own graves Pantheon with what you did with my childhood friends. Unluckily for you, they are now under personal services contracts to me which means you can't do anything with them anymore and if you do, it will be a felony. You can run on for a long time or crawl back inside whatever hole you came from, but sooner or later.........I am going to get you and when I do, there will be nothing left for the vultures to feed. Which is too bad...........*Camera goes to outside the arena where a group of vultures are seen looking at the arena. Seth voice can be heard over this.* Seth: Because these guys already sense your demise and are just waiting. Hey, since your ol' lady can't talk, can I buy her? I have many employment opportunities for women, even those who can't talk. Bite your tongue before you dig your own grave
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 19, 2011 20:42:49 GMT -5
Hey, since your ol' lady can't talk, can I buy her? I have many employment opportunities for women, even those who can't talk. Bite your tongue before you dig your own grave Yeah.....I'm gonna have to side with Seth here on this one bossman. You don't mess with a spoken for lady, 's not proper nor gentlemanly to do so.
Especially since with her quiet Seth's probably getting more peace now than at any other time in his life.
Now on to important matters.....This week I'm facing the former Jazzman, now going by the name....."Ryan Bergman". Not......Gus Richlen as I requested.......I'm going to make this clear Colt:
I NEED to face Richlen again......I NEED to prove that I can beat him without shoddy refs, or backstage shenanigans. That I AM A WINNER! You're the guy in charge Colt......The Leader of this "Pantheon" dealie, and I can't help but think you're screwing arond with me! I WILL NOT BE---
**Realizes he's Screaming**
......ahem......I mean, Mr Colt, it's simply unfair to Richlen. He deserves a chance to lose to me fairly not because of John Creed, (How's he doin' by the way? Terrible shame what happened.....) or his utter incompetence. Do I still have to PROVE something to you to get Richlen?
In that case.....I'm sorry Bergman. I'm going to have to end you, it's nothing personal but you're simply in my way.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 19, 2011 20:46:07 GMT -5
Bite your tongue before you dig your own grave Yeah.....I'm gonna have to side with Seth here on this one bossman. You don't mess with a spoken for lady, 's not proper nor gentlemanly to do so.
Especially since with her quiet Seth's probably getting more peace now than at any other time in his life.
Every second I do not hear her voice, I am reminded of the atrocity of what the Pantheon did. I don't call that peace at all........I call that misery.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 19, 2011 20:51:53 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
Like our little run-in there, M? I know I did. And you can bet that my partner, Jonathan Michaels, also liked it.
A year and a half ago, I never would have guessed that I would be tag team partners with Jonathan Michaels and coming to the aid of Damn. Right. Jackson! But here I am living in interesting times...
*BRB holds up one arm and looks to it.*
On the one hand, we have the cold, tyrannical rule of Seth Drakin...
*BRB holds up his other arm and looks to it.*
On the other hand we have the insurgent evil of the Pantheon...
I don't even have a hand for the soon to come menace that is Whitey, Incorporated!
Right now, it's the choice between draconian tyranny, arrogant cruelty, or bourgeois prostitution - Until now.
*BRB points to himself with his thumbs*
I once feuded with a trio of men: "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma; M.O.P.; and Jonathan Michaels; They called themselves The Equalizers, and they ensured that matches were fair and without interference.
But the WWCF needs a new band of men to equalize its very existence, and leading the charge, it's gonna be original member Jonathan Michaels and me, BRB, the first two members of the New Equalizers!
I'm saying it now, and I'm saying it clear: Enough is enough, and it's time for a change. We, the New Equalizers are here to take back the WWCF...
*BRB grabs his pipe wrench, raises it overhead...*
Even if we have to crush the skulls of its enemies, one at a time, with my big, massive, pipe wrench to do it!
*BRB brings his pipe wrench crashing down, chipping away at the floor*
Evil M, you and Hideo Nakatomi will have the chance to join us in this revolution. If you don't, then prepare to be equalized!
The draft has begun. See you next week...
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2011 23:03:51 GMT -5
Colt... I think you heard my message loud and clear. JoNo was right...he's not the only one who has a title opportunity around here.
If I recall correctly, it was back inf February or March where I earned a future title shot at a title of my choosing. I had just come off a grueling and highly competitive match against Tyfo. All that pain and agony I went through was over, because now I finally got what was rightfully mine. Soon, there WILL be a title match. I don't know who the champion will be when that time comes, but knowing that it will no doubt be the biggest match of my professional career, I will try the damnedest and hardest to capture the brass ring, whichever one it may be. But, as for right now... you are some kind of "champion".
Colt, I used to respect the hell out of you. You were a superior athlete who could back up exactly what he says. And, admittedly, you still are. But now you do it behind the cover of security and some nutjob zealots that you call the "Pantheon". Heh... It's funny. Every time I have some sort of rivalry with someone it's always someone who hides behind other people. Whenever you one the World Champion, I felt sick, because I knew exactly why you won it. The Pantheon are nothing but common thugs and crooks who you have recruited to hold you up when you are down, to shine your boots after you stomp someone's head in. I really don't know about anyone else around here, but people like me and JoNo are sick of people like YOU who use other superstars as crutches or stepping stones to easily reach your goal.
Evil M, Amigo, and now you. I'd never thought I'd see someone as talented and as hardworking as you fall to a knew low and squander away so many things just to do something like this. I may have lost a tag team title shot, but I sure as hell ain't lost my WORLD title shot. Colt, if you look around the looker room, besides your cronies, just about everyone in there is gunning for you, me and JoNo included. You may as well paint a target on your back because you are a living one. Nothing good ever comes to someone who hides behind other people to get what they want. Sure, you may be the official champion right now, but does that mean you earned it? Not at all. I may have no titles to my name right now, but at least I can say I worked for what I have now. Next week, You, Johnathan, and myself will be squaring off. As Johnathan said, we all need to be on our A-game...but I guess you don't have to since you have that little tight-nit group of yours. Well, at least two people will be ready for that match, because you never know what might transpire.
Yeah, JoNo speared me off of a production truck and it nearly ended both of our careers, but we both got a lot of rightfully garnered respect for it. Hell, even I respect him after that. What I DON'T like is when someone who's talented and tenured enough to do things on his own has to have a group of people surrounding him at all times. That why people hate you around here. You've turned your back on every single man, woman, and child in the stands and in the back. And now, they want retribution. Bad blood runs deep, my friend. There's strength in numbers, and when people like Gus Richlen, DR Jackson, and hell, even freaking Evil M have their sights set squarely and firmly on you, you better be ready for something to happen next week, because I have no doubt in my mind that you are in a whole lotta danger.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 20, 2011 0:54:57 GMT -5
Seth: Keep digging your own graves Pantheon with what you did with my childhood friends. Unluckily for you, they are now under personal services contracts to me which means you can't do anything with them anymore and if you do, it will be a felony. You can run on for a long time or crawl back inside whatever hole you came from, but sooner or later.........I am going to get you and when I do, there will be nothing left for the vultures to feed. Which is too bad...........*Camera goes to outside the arena where a group of vultures are seen looking at the arena. Seth voice can be heard over this.* Seth: Because these guys already sense your demise and are just waiting. There's an old saying, Seth, and it goes "in for a penny, in for a pound."
You made it clear just how far you were willing to go, how vicious you were going to be, how nothing that any of us can do has any hope of changing your mind...so you tell me, Seth, why should we hold back? You're already committed to doing your worst. We might as well do ours. And Drakin, you know very well what the Pantheon's worst can do to a human being. Your wife's out of commission perhaps for the rest of her life. Your little friend U.N. Owen...what's he got, second degree burns? Third?
Maybe we're digging a grave, Seth, but it just might turn out to be yours. So instead of wasting your time bird-wrangling, you might want to get your affairs in order, because after Survivor Team Challenge Series Mr. E might be the only one of your quartet who's not in need of 'round the clock care.Hey, since your ol' lady can't talk, can I buy her? I have many employment opportunities for women, even those who can't talk. You know, opponent o' mine, if you were talking about any other woman I'd consider that in extremely poor taste. Despite what Hideo Nakatomi and Evil M might think, they aren't property.
Since it's that bitch Jessica Morton, though, I actually found what you said pretty funny.*Chuckles* Now on to important matters.....This week I'm facing the former Jazzman, now going by the name....."Ryan Bergman". Not......Gus Richlen as I requested.......I'm going to make this clear Colt:
I NEED to face Richlen again......I NEED to prove that I can beat him without shoddy refs, or backstage shenanigans. That I AM A WINNER! You're the guy in charge Colt......The Leader of this "Pantheon" dealie, and I can't help but think you're screwing arond with me! I WILL NOT BE---
**Realizes he's Screaming**
......ahem......I mean, Mr Colt, it's simply unfair to Richlen. He deserves a chance to lose to me fairly not because of John Creed, (How's he doin' by the way? Terrible shame what happened.....) or his utter incompetence. Do I still have to PROVE something to you to get Richlen? I should let Colt field this since you addressed him, but I'm really getting tired of hearing both you and Richlen harp on about this, so let me tell you what the Pantheon's decided.
You get your rematch.
But it's happening the week right before Survivor Team Challenge Series, when all of the champions and challengers who'll be participating in the five on five elimination tag match will have their title matches. That's when me and Johnny defend the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP against the guys now known as the New Equalizers. That's when your opponent next week, Bergman, will be defending his Inter-Forum Championship if he decides to join Team Drakin, which I'll be amazed if he doesn't. And that's when Richlen, who's been very vocal about his allegiance to good ol' Seth, will be challenging you for the Championship of Honor.Evil M, you and Hideo Nakatomi will have the chance to join us in this revolution. If you don't, then prepare to be equalized! You realize who you're making that offer to, right BRB? Maybe you'd better talk this over with your tag team partner. His girlfriend's been all but held captive by her father, Hideo Nakatomi, and she's heading for an arranged marriage that she can't want any part of. Call me crazy, but that's the kind of thing that you might want to deal with before you team up with somebody.
And hey, if you really want to go to war with the Pantheon instead of just competing against us for our titles, then hey, it's your funeral. But let me ask you something: when was the last time we illegally used our numbers advantage to win any matches? It's been a while, hasn't it? We did it at "The Muppets Take WWCF", but it was legal then. We did it after we....ugh...lost the titles to DR Jackson and Jeremy Grave, but that was after the match was over. We did it inside the ThunderDome, but hey, that's the ThunderDome.
So in my opinion, we're not in need of equalization. If anything, we've helped level the playing field around here. If we were anything like our predecessors, we damn sure wouldn't be letting a pest like Gus Richlen anywhere near the MITBOB briefcase or the Championship of Honor. We'd never have given Bergman a shot at any title, let alone the Inter-Forum Championship. And who knows, we might even decide to give DR Jackson a chance to win back the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship sooner or later--although why he'd want a piece of Colt, who just beat five other guys including him to retain that title, I can't imagine.
Maybe we've got a mean streak, BRB, but so do you. And while we may be many things, "unfair" isn't one of them.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 20, 2011 4:41:17 GMT -5
WALKING TARGET, WALKING TALL by Colt
They say the bigger you are, the harder you fall. They say what goes up, must come down... So what fate awaits the biggest of them all, The White Knight and Pantheon?
People go on and one about my underhanded tactics, especially Sparks, a man who I've faced one on one in an instant classic quite a while ago. He even says that he's lost respect for me and I can't win without cheating. That I haven't earnt my status.
The One True Constant of the WWCF, the ONLY Two Time WWCF Champion in HISTORY, the man running this whole damn company hasn't earnt his status? I beat Viva for my initial number one contender status by playing his own game, I won the title in a No-Disqualification Phantom of the Opera Match where Jackson came to the ring with his own back-up, a war was expected, he was just out gunned. I successfully defended my title against 5 other men... INCLUDING Pantheon Members who didn't hold back, that cannot be disputed!
And I am running this company simply by following Seth Drakin's own rules. He made the original Ladder of Power, I was just smart enough to take advantage.
You might think I'm a hearthless, ruthless bastard... I think I'm just being a realist, I understand how petty this world, this industry is. So I do what I can to get what I can. However when it matters most, you cannot deny that I have earnt every single thing I've had here. There is a reason why I am still the Champion and that is because the White Knight is simply the best...
BA, Richlen... I would address your situation but Blood did a fantastic job. We've been very impartial to almost everyone here. Which is why our enemies have recieved title shots. You two will get your match, you just have to wait a week. Like everyone else. Even I am defending my title then...
Seth, what we did was nothing short of what you would do to us if you had the opportunity. We performed one act against you, an act you completely provoked and then we left it. You've sworn to take us to war, and now you're complaining that we're not sitting there and letting you have your way with us? You call yourself an Archangel, you say you've changed from your wicked ways of the past. However you're clearly the same, pathetic, cowardous Uncle Seth Drakin I silenced all those years ago...
Leading up to Survivor Team Challenge Series, the Pantheon have one more ace up our sleeves, one you can not prepare for.
So everyone out there wants to go to War with Pantheon? We say bring it! There's a reason why we are the GODS OF THE WWCF, why we hold the Gold, and why we are the men in charge.
It's Fate... OUR FATE!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 20, 2011 23:05:49 GMT -5
I think you misunderstand me, Blood.
We're not here to equalize matches alone; we're here to equalize the balance of power within the WWCF Galaxy!
Hideo Nakatomi was my partner's dirty laundry, but now he'll be the New Equalizers' dirty laundry together.
Hideo hasn't dealt with the man who dethroned Jonathan Michaels' legendary Hardcore Championship reign.
He hasn't dealt with the man who ended the Interforums Championship reign of Damn Right Jackson.
He hasn't dealt with me, BRB!
As for you Blood...
Do you honestly think that our upcoming Tag Team Championship isn't part of the revolution? It's simple math: if the New Equalizers, two men strong, can defeat two thirds of the Pantheon, the balance of power will have greatly shifted.
It's only a few weeks before we clash, so just remember: we fought to a draw.
Do you believe that you can do better next time, when we have partners?
Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
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Post by Jazzman on May 20, 2011 23:18:57 GMT -5
Bite your tongue before you dig your own grave Yeah.....I'm gonna have to side with Seth here on this one bossman. You don't mess with a spoken for lady, 's not proper nor gentlemanly to do so.
Especially since with her quiet Seth's probably getting more peace now than at any other time in his life.
Now on to important matters.....This week I'm facing the former Jazzman, now going by the name....."Ryan Bergman". Not......Gus Richlen as I requested.......I'm going to make this clear Colt:
I NEED to face Richlen again......I NEED to prove that I can beat him without shoddy refs, or backstage shenanigans. That I AM A WINNER! You're the guy in charge Colt......The Leader of this "Pantheon" dealie, and I can't help but think you're screwing arond with me! I WILL NOT BE---
**Realizes he's Screaming**
......ahem......I mean, Mr Colt, it's simply unfair to Richlen. He deserves a chance to lose to me fairly not because of John Creed, (How's he doin' by the way? Terrible shame what happened.....) or his utter incompetence. Do I still have to PROVE something to you to get Richlen?
In that case.....I'm sorry Bergman. I'm going to have to end you, it's nothing personal but you're simply in my way. You see Brain, I feel as you do. My grief and anger lies not with you, but this is a time to showcase ourselves to the fans here.
You are very good B.A. But I think I'm just that little bit better. We've come from very different places to be where we are. We've shed gimmicks and alliances, but we've had enough faith and pride to stay close to what we are, which is great athletes.
Sadly for you B.A. the WWCF deserves a better brand of athlete and that's why I come in. On Monday it isn't going to be the crowd chanting B!A! B!A! it's going to be more like R!B! R!B!
I look forward to our encounter on Monday, bring your A game my friend.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 21, 2011 2:46:02 GMT -5
It's only a few weeks before we clash, so just remember: we fought to a draw.
Do you believe that you can do better next time, when we have partners?
Do you?
Do you?
Do you?
[/b][/quote] Yes.
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