The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,281
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 22, 2010 17:43:25 GMT -5
Dear kids at bus stop,
Internet memes don't carry over to real life well at all, nor should they ever be allowed to. Please stop saying the word "fail" every 5 seconds.
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Klutch
Unicron
Not so good at that whole noticing thing.
Posts: 3,115
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Post by Klutch on Dec 22, 2010 18:06:28 GMT -5
not sure if I am doing this right but here goes:
Dear Unemployment Office,
f*** YOU!!!! Me quitting due to not having a job is a damn good reason for leaving my job.
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Big L
Grimlock
Posts: 13,883
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Post by Big L on Dec 22, 2010 18:10:43 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shhhhh
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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 22, 2010 18:22:15 GMT -5
Dear Donkey Kong Country Returns,
No water levels, no snow levels, no animals except Rambi, no Kremlings, no King K. Rool, lamesauce enemies. What the hell man?
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Post by twiggy101 on Dec 22, 2010 18:28:47 GMT -5
Dear 2 old former co-workers:
I don't know which of you two are worse: creepy old man asking me for my number, address and getting too close to me or dirty old man making disgusting remarks about girls on the streets ages 8-15. You both disgust me equally!
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Post by The Tank on Dec 22, 2010 18:45:52 GMT -5
Dear Donkey Kong Country Returns, No water levels, no snow levels, no animals except Rambi, no Kremlings, no King K. Rool, lamesauce enemies. What the hell man? Dear DKCR: Fo' realz? Now I'm less convinced to buy you for Christmas. Is the rest of you awesome enough to make up for this?
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
Posts: 36,316
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 22, 2010 19:08:37 GMT -5
Dear Santa,
Man, you were a dick to Rudolph in that one special. I'm amazed he wanted to come back and work for you.
Also, I may have taken some elves to help me with the Peppermint mine. I forgot to tell you.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 22, 2010 19:30:52 GMT -5
Dear Neil Patrick Harris,
Never appear on my television again. I dislike feeling nauseous and my skin is sensitive and doesn't react well to crawling. Also my doctor tells me fits of anger are not good for my blood pressure.
Kind Regards
Stryker
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Post by The Tank on Dec 22, 2010 19:32:18 GMT -5
Dear Neil Patrick Harris, Never appear on my television again. I dislike feeling nauseous and my skin is sensitive and doesn't react well to crawling. Also my doctor tells me fits of anger are not good for my blood pressure. Kind Regards Stryker On that note... Dear Stryker, Why are you an enemy of all things fun and entertaining? Sincerely, The Tank
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Dec 22, 2010 19:32:34 GMT -5
Dear Neil Patrick Harris, Never appear on my television again. I dislike feeling nauseous and my skin is sensitive and doesn't react well to crawling. Also my doctor tells me fits of anger are not good for my blood pressure. Kind Regards Stryker Dear Stryker, Screw you. Kind Regards Neil Patrick Harris' number one fan Square
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 22, 2010 19:38:43 GMT -5
Oh boo you both
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,897
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2010 19:49:44 GMT -5
Dear Spike TV,
Buy the rights to at least 3 more shows. I think 1000 Ways to Die as much as the next, but your instance on running every episode ever every Wednesday night is too much.
Also, the show where guys buy storage units and sell the shit......Yeah. Stop it.
Love, Game
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 22, 2010 20:08:52 GMT -5
Dear Danny Woodhead,
Please be assured that my admiration of you is strictly that of a football fan. Nothing more. Besides, you're too short, too young and, well, a guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Regards,
Roadbull
P.S. And you have a funny name.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
Posts: 8,329
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 22, 2010 20:52:29 GMT -5
To: All;
Stop using Evolution, Progress and Change as slogans until you've read the Time Machine. That is all.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 22, 2010 21:11:23 GMT -5
Dear Ernest Borgnine,
Enjoy that bagel that was made "specially for you."
Muahahahaha!!
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*rides off on an old timey bicycle*
P.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 22, 2010 21:14:08 GMT -5
Dear old people Stop f***ing driving! you suck at it. Respectfully DASH 243
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2010 21:23:06 GMT -5
Dear Stryker:
I got your back.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear kid I used to work with and still see around town:
Long version: Be sure you've done everything you wanted to do before you use the words "epic fail" again. It's not funny, never was funny, and your constant use of it even in the wrong situation is old and annoying, especially when your using it to judge other's opinions. And I'm not the only one sick of it. Yeah, maybe I'm a little too high strung about it. Maybe i'd take it easier if you weren't lazy and a total jerk, and then turned around and felt like you were the store's savior. It takes you a week to do what takes a day for everyone else in there.
P.S. Grant is the quietest guy in the store, yet works harder than anyone, and you want to start something with him? What'd he ever do to you? That thing I said about you taking a week? It takes you 3 to do what he does in a day.
Short version: (IchiMan's letter, with some personal sting) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Seth Rogen:
If I ever meet you, I will expect you to give me the two hours I wasted on Superbad back, as well as the $2.00 I spent renting it and the 10 minutes I spent taking it back the night I rented it. Someone needs to hold you responsible for this tumor-on-a-disc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear rest-of-the-world:
I swear to gawd I do not hate everything. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Cartoon Network:
Thanks for taking Chowder off the air. That show sucked. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Cartoon Network:
Why the hell did you take Flapjack off the air?! That show ruled!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear whole world:
If you can't quote much more outside of "Stimpy you eeeeediot", "Oh hello Ren", "Powdered Toast Man", and the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, don't pretend you like or even ever watched Ren and Stimpy.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 22, 2010 21:26:00 GMT -5
Dear Parents,
Bring your kids when you're supposed to, pay us our damn money, and then stay the hell out of our way so we can do our jobs effectively.
Sincerely,
Everyone at this Kumon center
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Dec 22, 2010 21:39:33 GMT -5
An open letter to the remaining members of TLC"
Dear T-Boz, and Chilli
I would like to take this moment to make you aware of something: Just because you see me riding shotgun in my friend's car does not mean I don't have a car of my own. I happen to have a very nice car, an 07 Honda Civic that gets excellent gas mileage.
Nor does that in anyway make me a "scrub"!
What it DOES make me is a responsible citizen who is concerned about the environment, you should try it some time. Inconsiderate beeyatches.
Your former fan, C.C. Collins
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 22, 2010 21:45:01 GMT -5
Dear Everyone at work
leave me the f*** alone im trying to eat my lunch
love, Evilution
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