Need some gag gift ideas

[MWC]

Every year my family does "gag gifts" and I need a few ideas of some funny gifts to include. The only restriction would be that the youngest is 14, so nothing too over the top sexually (but some things are good to go type deal) etc. I almost feel like we've done everything already since this is our 8th or 9th year doing this.

Anybody else do this for Christmas?

[darthalexander]

Depending on your family's sense of humor you could have a blast with this.

Example: someone opens up a box and inside is a note saying "one sense of humor, use it" (or taste, whatever).

Give the chatterbox a muzzle, etc.

[Blindkarevik]

A half-empty bag of chips.

[Red Impact]

Man, if you were earlier, I'd have suggested you go to Archie McPhee's website and take a look around. Particularly at the Yodeling Pickle or Remote Control Lederhosen.

[ashcampbell]

Wrap up a pack of batteries with a note attached to it that says: "Gift not included."

[Mister Pigwell]

Lice shampoo.

[MWC]

haha I like the ideas. Thanks guys.

[VKMTV]

www.amazon.com/Playing-Fire-Kevin-Federline/dp/B000IU3YLY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1292915153&sr=8-1
Works for anything gag related

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Drive into the country with an open jar. Close jar outside your car. Label it "Fresh Country Air".

[thesam07]

Get a gift voucher but wrap it up in a big box.

[Sir Woodrow]

"A donation in your name has been made to the Human Fund"

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Gift wrap, but use a different print so he knows when to stop.

[the5thhorseman]

My mom made some slippers out of maxi-pads. You can look up how to make them

[G✇JI☈A]

The Best Action Figure ever:

www.thinkgeek.com/interests/stocking-stuffers/e1e0/

Note: I was going to suggest:

www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

But as you can read they are out of stock

[Bam Neeley]

Legendary and Knucklehead two pack on Blu-Ray

Pick the Blu Ray only if nobody owns a compatible player.

Then they're dissapointed because they can't watch the movies. At this point say "Oh I almost forgot" and bring out a gift box sized like a Blu-ray player. Everybody is excited because Blu-Ray players are expensive.

Then they open it and it's revealed to be a HD-DVD player.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Bottle of Listerine.
I'm actually going to do something like this for the White Elephant at my family's party this year. I have a friend at work that got me a Snuggie box, and I'm going to fill it with paper and stuff to make the feel and the weigh right, and put an iTunes gift card in the top.

[Grendel]

You can always give out rump roast, because if there is one thing people want for Christmas, it's a piece of ass. ;D

Or you could give someone a big sack of peanuts, and write on the tag: It's about time that you got a sack of nuts.

[thesam07]

Dec 21, 2010 4:48:50 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said:

"A donation in your name has been made to the Human Fund"

I've actually printed out some of those and put them in the presents i'm giving to my family.