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Post by Madman Szalinski on Dec 16, 2010 11:43:46 GMT -5
My slacker roommate has been dating this really beautiful woman for about a month. They haven't had sex yet. Apparently, she has been frustrated about the lack of sex, but has kept her cool about bringing it up with him. They were about to do it the other night, when he SCRATCHES HIS ASS AND SNIFFS IT.
HOW DOES THIS GUY GET A GIRL AND I DON'T?
No, forget that.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY ROOMMATE?
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 16, 2010 12:22:04 GMT -5
I'm just going to throw this out there...you might have a shot with her if this keeps up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2010 12:37:49 GMT -5
I know a few hot girls that prefer burly animalistic cavemen that have a tendency to dominate them
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Dec 18, 2010 8:57:34 GMT -5
This needs bumped.
HE SCRATCHED HIS ASS AND SNIFFED IT DIRECTLY BEFORE SEX.
You guys no sell every other thread I make, but I will not allow you to no-sell this shit. It's obvious God wants me to kill myself, why else would he drown me in SO MUCH STUPID? This makes Ren & Stimpy look like Nat Geo.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 18, 2010 9:16:51 GMT -5
Post this on FML, I'd like to see if it makes the front page.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 18, 2010 11:47:45 GMT -5
He had an itchy ass? Was there any penetration by his finger? And how do you know he scratched his ass and smelled it?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 18, 2010 12:05:54 GMT -5
Maybe,just maybe the hot girlfriend of his has really low self esteem and thus feels that she needs to settle for an ass scratcher. Attractive people can be depresed and have a low self image just as easily as average looking people. So there's that to start with.
Secondly as Game said how do you know he scratched his ass and sniffed it right before sex? Where you watching? Did she (or even grosser he) tell you? Maybe he did it to see if he needed to clean out his back region for sexual reasons. Granted there are other ways to do that and it really should be private* but if he washed his hands and butt afterwards it may not be that big a deal.
*It is possible that this kind of thing is a turn on for them. Seriously have you ever gotten into a discussion with yout roomate and his girlfriend about fetishes either of both of them have? I sorta doubt it. So that's another option.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 19, 2010 13:37:05 GMT -5
My slacker roommate has been dating this really beautiful woman for about a month. They haven't had sex yet. Apparently, she has been frustrated about the lack of sex, but has kept her cool about bringing it up with him. They were about to do it the other night, when he SCRATCHES HIS ASS AND SNIFFS IT.
HOW DOES THIS GUY GET A GIRL AND I DON'T?
No, forget that.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY ROOMMATE? simple , youre roommate is a jackass |
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Post by percymania on Dec 19, 2010 13:51:25 GMT -5
Girls like assholes, even if they won't admit it.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 19, 2010 20:14:23 GMT -5
Ummm.. Yeah.. I'm leaving now. *runs away*
I dunno, like someone else said, she may have low self esteem.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 19, 2010 21:59:35 GMT -5
Sounds like he's gay. There is a girl who's hot and wants to have sex with him...and he won't? Totally gay.
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Post by B'Cup x on Dec 19, 2010 22:10:59 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 19, 2010 22:11:04 GMT -5
I scratch my ass when it itches. My girl don't give a s***, she's the kind of girl who will scratch an ass and not care if I'm looking or not.
If someone sniffs any given body part to make sure they don't stink, I think it's just a courtesy to make sure all engines are go!
I really don't see what this guy is doing wrong.
I honestly believe there's more wrong with the female if a guy scratching himself is that big of an issue.
And why is the "Girls like ass holes" bit being thrown out? Where in this thread is it indicated this guy is an ass hole? Or that he's a caveman?
Do none of you honestly ever scratch yourself? You just sit there... and itch?
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Post by Big L on Dec 19, 2010 22:14:47 GMT -5
I'm just going to throw this out there...you might have a shot with her if this keeps up. That's true |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 11:18:33 GMT -5
Sounds like he's gay. There is a girl who's hot and wants to have sex with him...and he won't? Totally gay. Or he has erectile dysfunction. |
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 20, 2010 12:55:57 GMT -5
A man must always make sure his ass is alright before tapping someone else's.
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