Post your weird dreams here

[wildojinx]

ITT we post any weird/strange dreams here, and if anyone wants to do dream anaylsis <sp?> feel free to. I'll start:

I had this dream last night that i was in some nightmarish slave labor camp, where the only break allowed was when Conan O'Brians show was on.

[Malcolm]

I had a dream once where I walked into a McDonald's and there was Ronald McDonald standing there by the entrance juggling N64 controllers. He started tossing them at me to catch them seeing that I was standing next to the Nintendo 64 which was there for one reason or another. Then all of a sudden the manager shows up and starts thinking that I'm some sort of suspicious looking character and starts threatening me and Ronald. I get angry and basically tell him to go EFF himself and that I'll take my business elsewhere to Burger King.

So I'm walking down towards Burger King when I happen to walk by a Panda Express. And asian girl just so happened to be sitting by and started shouting towards me to get my attention and mentions how I always walk by and never talk to her. I try to continue on my way, but I start feeling bad that I never do talk to her(despite the fact that I've never met her before in my entire life, but dream me didn't know that.) and I decide to sit next to her. I'm sitting there trying to think of what to say, and when I finally do I realize I have to wake up. My last words were "Aw, crap".

I can't seem to catch a break, even in my dreams.

[Nacho STAYS Hyped]

I always have dreams that I forget to go to school on the day of an important test. I also always have dreams about random people I go to school with. One that was pretty funny was that I dreamed that one of the school's popular girls literally gave the entire football team herpes.

[neal]

I had a dream the other night where I attended a ROH show, and got a chance to see how well the ROH belts were holding up. What I saw horrified me. The straps were now made of flimsy garment leather, the plates were amauterishly painted on with metallic red, and most of the snaps were missing. I began cursing out the wrestlers for treating the belts so terribly, then I woke up screaming.

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

There are wayyyy too many for me to list here. I have extremely weird dreams every other night, especially when I drink a lot (or a little).

One off the top of my head, was from a few years ago. I was in a basement, and there was a large warm gust of wind going up through the ceiling. I noticed there were these gnomes standing near the wind, and directing all of my clothes up through this thing. I was trying to go and see what they were doing and then I was sucked up through this hole in the roof. I think I woke up soon after that part and told the young lady I was with about it. She found it humorous.

But yeah, I often have very, very bizarre, and sometimes chilling dreams that have me wondering what they mean and why the hell am I conjuring up these odd images in my brain. One time, I even dreamed that I was being pulled into a fireplace and my grandmother was just sitting in a chair watching me be burned alive. Yeah..

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

I just had another very odd series of dreams. It's sometimes rare that I remember them long after they are over, but this one was different.

I had a dream earlier that I was back in college, and asleep in my dorm room. I woke up and noticed what appeared to be a small bear on my floor. At first, I didn't think it was real, until I saw it's back moving. So, I get up, and decide to just let this small baby bear out of my room. It walks to the door, and then after a while, it finally left my room. I go back to sleep.

Then about 25 seconds later, I hear screams and panic, and people running down the hallway hysterically. I just ignore it and stay in my room, because I am like the person who caused all this. I look in my bathroom, and there is a business card from some store with a bear picture on front of it. I find it weird, but I just ignore it basically.

Then, to take it to an even weirder degree, somebody knocks on my door, and is asking to come in. In a panic, I'm thinking "Oh crap, somebody found out it was me who let the bear loose!" I open the door and some geeky guy says, "Hey, I need to install something on your computer to get rid of any potential viruses or spam. So as I cautiously let him in, he goes to install this thing on my PC.

After about a minute of him doing this, I notice all my downloaded computer games popping up on the screen, and there seems to be a loud noise that keeps coming out of the computer. He just starts laughing and making these stupid jokes about my computer having so many games on it.

Then I wake up out of my sleep, totally confused and trying to remember where I am.....

Maybe it was because I was doing Tequila shots the night before, but I can't figure it out. It was very odd.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

A few days ago, I dreamt it was my wedding day. All my friends were there, congratulating me. Problem is I had no idea what my wife-to-be looked like.

Fast forward to the walk down the aisle. She's wearing her veil, so I still can't see her. When the time comes, I lift her veil and it's.....a British guy with a really big nose.

He starts laughing, and so does the rest of the crowd. Then he says I'm on a British "candid camera" show.

The dream ends when the guy who played Jeff on Coupling shows up and says, "you just got served."

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Dec 27, 2010 20:27:08 GMT -5 Brick Killed a Guy said:

A few days ago, I dreamt it was my wedding day. All my friends were there, congratulating me. Problem is I had no idea what my wife-to-be looked like.

Fast forward to the walk down the aisle. She's wearing her veil, so I still can't see her. When the time comes, I lift her veil and it's.....a British guy with a really big nose.

He starts laughing, and so does the rest of the crowd. Then he says I'm on a British "candid camera" show.

The dream ends when the guy who played Jeff on Coupling shows up and says, "you just got served."

LOL! ;D

Well, at least it wasn't a giant lizard who will eat you before you can leave the church.

[vashondude]

I had one dream where I was engaged to 2 women at the same time. I was also a wrestler in the dream.

[G✇JI☈A]

I made whole blog on a few weird ones I have had. Check the Blogspot link below (should be the first one that comes up)

[Classy Lady]

See, this is why you have to learn how to lucid dream. I've stopped a lot of weird dreams that way.

BWOOOOOOOONG.

[Soultastic]

I was watching TV with a friend and when she left I decided to go stealing cars (damn you, GTA). Then this army dude caught me and enlisted me in a Giant Robot program as a pilot. I piloted the robot and won a battle. Then my left arm exploded (not the robot's arm; my arm). I said "What the hell?!" and a female voice responded "Sir, you appear to be exploding". Then I exploded and died.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

I don't remember the entire dream, and it's actually pretty tame by my usual standards, but the last one I remember at all happened a few nights ago.

All I remember is that it was in an office/cubicle type setting, Bobby Heenan was in some position of authority. He was very angry and telling someone, "I...HATE...funnel cake."

[Pervy Stone Cold]

A dream that only happened once in my life, and which I don't remember anything else about except at the end a woman stabbed me with a sword.

[bob]

last night I had a dream I was having sex with someone I only briefly know through an ex who I last talked to in 08.....talk about random

[Red Lion]

I had this really weird one once where I was captured in a car chase by terrorists, and was then interrogated in a hotel before skiiing a bit and bumping into my Dad (who had passed away days before) who told me to sell the family company.

[Evil Homer]

I had a dream about getting a call from someone named Rain or maybe Rayne on my cell phone , and supposedly knew this person from 4-5 years ago. The next day I got a call from a former co worker named Randy, that I had not spoken to or seen in nearly 3 years. That was a bit strange

[DeathRay]

Dec 28, 2010 13:23:39 GMT -5 bob said:

last night I had a dream I was having sex with someone I only briefly know through an ex who I last talked to in 08.....talk about random

I had a dream like this once. I was having sex with a woman i've never seen in my life. A few weeks later i found her in my house having dinner with my sister, who tells me that she is one of her friends from college. It was really awkward.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

I have a lot of weird dreams, but this is probably the one that "gets over" the best when I'm talking about them.

In the dream, I woke up, got out of bed, and walked into the bathroom. I heard water very lightly spraying on the inside of the shower curtain. I pulled the curtain back to see several tiny men, 3 or 4 inches in height, wearing pink bodysuits and spraying the curtain from tanks strapped to their backs.

"So," I said, "I caught you today." One of them said, "Yep, you got here before we could finish. Say, we've got a surprise for you." I asked what it was, and they start spraying me. I pulled the curtain between us and they stopped. I opened it again but before I could say anything, they sprayed me again. I closed the curtain and they stopped, then I opened the curtain and said, "I have a surprise for you, too." One of them asked what it was. I reached behind me and came back with a huge SuperSoaker and started spraying them all, sending them down the drain. "It's a SuperSoaker, you sons of bitches!," I yelled.

Then I woke up.