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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 9, 2011 18:55:10 GMT -5
It's nothing amazingly serious, but I've fallen upon extremely hard times with school and my marriage and work. I could really use a a laugh, smile, whatever. Be it a video, image or a joke. Please, Wrestlecrap..cheer me up.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 9, 2011 19:00:38 GMT -5
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Jan 9, 2011 19:06:48 GMT -5
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mrrotten
Don Corleone
The #1 Kaneinite
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Post by mrrotten on Jan 9, 2011 19:51:24 GMT -5
Joke 1: A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
Joke 2: A Pastor, A Lawyer, A Blondie, and A Rabbi walks into a bar. The Bartender looks at the four of them and says "What is this, a joke?".
Joke 3: A Priest and a Rabbi was at a community picnic and the Priest wisecracks on the Rabbi "This ham is out of this world. When are you going to try this ham?". The Rabbi replies with "At your wedding."
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Jan 9, 2011 19:55:39 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 10, 2011 10:31:17 GMT -5
Thanks folks. Crazy Bruce is always good for a laugh. I needed it.
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