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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 9:32:14 GMT -5
Hello!! Hello!! Hi there, people of Off-Topic. It is I, Cthulhu, and today I will be your doctor of love... monster girl love!
Now, go ahead: tell me what you want in a female, and I shall pair you up with a monster girl!
Ha ha ha! Hahahaha ha ha ha ha haah!
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Aug 19, 2010 10:03:10 GMT -5
I dare you to find one like Harley Quinn.
Harley: If he does can we keep it?
Monster girls are like Pokemon to you?
Harley: Gotta catch them all!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Aug 19, 2010 10:06:26 GMT -5
You strange little man. You very strange little man.
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Aug 19, 2010 10:22:53 GMT -5
Pulse and a functioning brain.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Aug 19, 2010 10:30:08 GMT -5
How bout a succubus who enjoys intelligent conversation and a great pair of stockings?
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Post by Psy on Aug 19, 2010 11:02:11 GMT -5
Well, my girl is still planning on dressing as that cow one for Halloween.
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Post by minigolfhool on Aug 19, 2010 11:12:45 GMT -5
Boobies. Not too big, not too small.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 12:50:56 GMT -5
Okay... let's see now. Demented: Ooh, let's see, now... you get... a crab! You know, her eyes kinda remind me of Harley's headgear thing.  UT: Tentacles. Anyone with -thulhu as part of his name needs tentacles. Here ya go.  Two people at a time, because I'm lazy~ |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 12:58:17 GMT -5
Zeddemore: Pulse... brain... equals, zombie!  Tull-eus: let's see... stockings... stockings... ooh, can't post this one, can't post this one either, ah, no, not this one... here! This one.  |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 13:04:53 GMT -5
Tancred: Mm, tempted to post the one with the udders, but I'm not that cruel. Here's a cow girl for you!  Well, technically, it's more of a bull than a cow, though... minogolfhool: Normal boobs, huh. Gotcha.  May all of you live happily ever after! I now pronounce you Pet and Wife. |
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Aug 19, 2010 13:24:10 GMT -5
Okay... let's see now. Demented: Ooh, let's see, now... you get... a crab! You know, her eyes kinda remind me of Harley's headgear thing. Okay... I've seen everything. You can take me now. Harley: Take you where? To the kitchen! We're having crab tonight! Harley: So.. we're going to "eat" her? You could say that.  |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 13:26:59 GMT -5
Wait, you're eating what? Ew, that's unhygienic.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 19, 2010 14:11:02 GMT -5
I think you know how I am well enough, so surprise me. Make it good.
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Aug 19, 2010 14:18:38 GMT -5
Wait, you're eating what? Ew, that's unhygienic. It might be unhygienic... Harley: But it's damn tasty! Crab Girl: It sure is! Wait... if you're here, who did we cook? Harley: Well... its Krab. Krab... as in Mr. Krabs? Harley: What? Did you really think I was going to cook our guest? .... Just pass the butter. Crab Girl: And the lemon. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Aug 19, 2010 14:21:59 GMT -5
Tull-eus: let's see... stockings... stockings... ooh, can't post this one, can't post this one either, ah, no, not this one... here! This one. Mind PM'ing me the ones you can't post? |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 14:22:28 GMT -5
I think you know how I am well enough, so surprise me. Make it good. Hm, then, behold! The Akantor. I had the sudden urge to play Monster Hunter several minutes ago...  P.S. You misspelled crab on your other post, Demented. |
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Aug 19, 2010 14:24:07 GMT -5
P.S. You misspelled crab on your other post, Demented. And that explains everything. Harley: Hehehe Stop your laughing! |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 19, 2010 14:25:07 GMT -5
Tull-eus: let's see... stockings... stockings... ooh, can't post this one, can't post this one either, ah, no, not this one... here! This one. Mind PM'ing me the ones you can't post? Later. I'm going to bed in a few minutes since it's 3AM here. |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 19, 2010 14:44:39 GMT -5
I think you know how I am well enough, so surprise me. Make it good. Hm, then, behold! The Akantor. I had the sudden urge to play Monster Hunter several minutes ago... *A night goes by, and Redgrave returns with blood, gashes and puncture wounds* Ok, those rock spikes are going to be a problem. I want a divorce. I thought about it: hot, cute, kind of devilish, has an innocent side and a wild side (kinky). Make me proud. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 19, 2010 14:51:07 GMT -5
Hmm. I'll bite. Find me something in your plethora of beasts. Preferably something suitably....Dashing.
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