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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 14, 2011 3:01:10 GMT -5
Give it 13 years then she is fair game. Once you turn 30 all bets about age are off.
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Post by spartan on Jan 14, 2011 3:58:03 GMT -5
This is probably one of the most disgusting threads I've read in a while. I'm not saying you're not allowed to feel the way you do, but I'm pretty sure the best recourse is to knock it off real quick here. |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 14, 2011 4:26:18 GMT -5
Do what I do when I see an attractive person I want to approach.
Hide under your covers and sob quietly while watching porn.
Works every time.
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Post by icansleep on Jan 14, 2011 10:58:36 GMT -5
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Post by BR329 on Jan 14, 2011 11:37:53 GMT -5
Can't believe it took two pages for this to be posted. First thing that popped in my head the after I read the OP. |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 14, 2011 13:48:06 GMT -5
This may be the funniest damn thread I've ever read.
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Post by necktiechokehold on Jan 14, 2011 14:22:15 GMT -5
Do what I do when I see an attractive person I want to approach. Hide under your covers and sob quietly while watching porn. Works every time. Thats how I met my wife! Disclaimer: this is in no way how I met my wife |
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Post by zeez on Jan 14, 2011 14:33:22 GMT -5
Depends. Do you drive a black van with the words "FREE CANDY!" on the side? If you don't, then strike up conversation and see what happens.
I don't mean any disrespect, but based on the initial situation in the OP, I feel dirty just reading this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2011 14:35:34 GMT -5
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Post by Jobes on Jan 14, 2011 15:06:39 GMT -5
I don't know how to feel about this thread...
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Jan 14, 2011 15:31:20 GMT -5
Wow, you guys are really having a go on the age thing, huh? Again, I reiterate that I have no idea what her age is, and was simply remarking on my previous experiences with this town, in which cases I most obviously did not pursue anybody in that age bracket. For all I know, she could be 35 and look younger.
The question is more of a general one. How do you go about introducing yourself to someone that interests you, when you're in that kind of customer-worker situation with no real "reason" to speak up beyond your role as a customer? Or any time your role doesn't lend itself to speaking on more than "professional" terms?
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Post by Ian Austin on Jan 14, 2011 16:34:26 GMT -5
God bless Americans. 'She's hot. But she's 17? OH MY GOD. CAN'T TALK TO HER OR LOOK AT HER. Wait, now she's 18? Well, that makes all the difference in the world. PLAY BALL!' |
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Post by Jeremy on Jan 14, 2011 16:47:57 GMT -5
Yeah, doing this would be ridiculous. DON'T DO IT! Hardee's don't serve Whoppers. You'd just come off as arrogant. |
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Post by lovingway on Jan 14, 2011 16:48:12 GMT -5
God bless Americans. 'She's hot. But she's 17? OH MY GOD. CAN'T TALK TO HER OR LOOK AT HER. Wait, now she's 18? Well, that makes all the difference in the world. PLAY BALL!' I agree with both of these posts. First off, due to laws, you are a creepy old man. Second, off yes wait til she is 18 and then ask her out. Most teenage girls love guys with their license |
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Post by Orange on Jan 14, 2011 16:51:30 GMT -5
Man, if it's not the gross pedophile book guy it's some other creepy dude like this flasher. Can't any good stories come out of Colorado?  |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jan 14, 2011 18:15:14 GMT -5
Seriously guys, he's said a few times now that he legitimately has no idea what age she is.
Secondly, if she's 17...beyond the law, what's the huge difference between 17 and 18? Very little. I don't get why it's so insanely creepy, personally, but perhaps that's just me. There's a lot worse you could be doing than finding a 17 year old attractive.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jan 14, 2011 18:30:18 GMT -5
But seriously, according to Wikipedia the age of consent in Georgia (which is where the OP lives, I assume) is 16. So I don't see any major problem here.
That said, be careful. Try just being friendly and see what happens.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 14, 2011 18:33:05 GMT -5
But seriously, according to Wikipedia the age of consent in Georgia (which is where the OP lives, I assume) is 16. So I don't see any major problem here. That said, be careful. Try just being friendly and see what happens. You could still be charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor if the parents don't want their kid dating/having sex with a 30 year old guy. |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jan 14, 2011 18:35:04 GMT -5
But seriously, according to Wikipedia the age of consent in Georgia (which is where the OP lives, I assume) is 16. So I don't see any major problem here. That said, be careful. Try just being friendly and see what happens. You could still be charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor if the parents don't want their kid dating/having sex with a 30 year old guy. Hence, my "be careful" warning. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 14, 2011 18:54:44 GMT -5
Buy as many cheeseburgers as your budget can possibly allow, bring the home, stick them together and then mold them into the shape of her head. Next day, send it to her house in the mail. Like Lionel Ritchie did in that one video. I'm pretty sure it worked for him.
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if I got this for christmas I would shoot stuff from my fanny
