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Post by Young Game on Jan 14, 2011 18:56:27 GMT -5
Buy as many cheeseburgers as your budget can possibly allow, bring the home, stick them together and then mold them into the shape of her head. Next day, send it to her house in the mail. Like Lionel Ritchie did in that one video. I'm pretty sure it worked for him. It was the blind girl. Lionel Ritchie didn't do a damn thing. |
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Post by Red Lion on Jan 14, 2011 19:05:10 GMT -5
God bless Americans. 'She's hot. But she's 17? OH MY GOD. CAN'T TALK TO HER OR LOOK AT HER. Wait, now she's 18? Well, that makes all the difference in the world. PLAY BALL!' Yep, what I was thinking. The overreactions in this thread are amusing. It's not as if he had any evil intentions. As an aside, I find some 17 year olds, and even 16 year olds, attractive, and I'm 21. Nobody is at all disgusted by this, because of the lower minimum age here! |
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 14, 2011 19:14:22 GMT -5
I don't think anyone is too disgusted about it. Other than the fact that he's being kind of creepy when it comes to just going there because she's there and never really talking to her.
Also, pedophiles are attracted to kids under like 9 years old. People who like kids over that age are just perverts. duh. ;D
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 14, 2011 19:19:44 GMT -5
Stop fawning over her. You barely know her. Get to know her by all means, but "the most perfect blond angel" describing a drive thru girl you see on a regular basis comes off as obsessive and needy, two horrible characteristics in a guy (or girl for that matter)
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Jan 14, 2011 23:10:47 GMT -5
I don't think anyone is too disgusted about it. Other than the fact that he's being kind of creepy when it comes to just going there because she's there and never really talking to her. Also, pedophiles are attracted to kids under like 9 years old. People who like kids over that age are just perverts. duh. ;D Maybe I didn't explain very well, but for the record, I've only seen her there like 3 times now. And the first time was last summer, and I'd forgotten she existed till I was there with my Grandma last week and she was working. Then she was at the drive through the other day when I went through before work, and I thought "hey, this might make a fun Crap thread." Some of these reactions make it out to sound like I already came home and saved the bag and sniff it every day cause she touched it. Which of course, I haven't... done.......  |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 14, 2011 23:18:56 GMT -5
I suggest simply admiring her from afar. Maybe take a few photos of her when she doesn't know it. Then keeping those photos pinned up on your wall for you to admire when you're at home. Or you could use those photos to make a website for the girl. Girl's like when guys show them that kind of admiration.
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Post by Phil Parent on Jan 15, 2011 0:27:35 GMT -5
Well, right now I'm changing careers and in college at age 29, and most people in my classes are between 17 and 20, usually they will all turn 18 during their first or second term... And I can see how the younger girls (within reason...17 and up...) can be attractive. The same way the 50 years old guy elopes with his 25-30 years old workmate, right? I mean, there was this girl who I KNOW is 17 and she was very beautiful, for one thing she looked older, for another thing she was just a natural beauty, the kind of girl you could see on TV. But, here's the deal: normal, average girls that age they won't give the time of day to a guy 10+ years older than them, and that's normal. In ALL THE CASES I saw in which a girl this young dated somebody with that age difference, both the girl and the guy had issues. And also, you're probably not at the same point in life she is so...different responsibilities, different interests, priorities etc.... So knowing that, I'd rather date girls that are 25 and up. Maybe life has totally ransacked their innocence and their dreams and they are moody, sarcastic people, but they are also mature beings (  ) that will totally get hooked to you if they like you. |
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Post by Phil Parent on Jan 15, 2011 0:28:41 GMT -5
I suggest simply admiring her from afar. Maybe take a few photos of her when she doesn't know it. Then keeping those photos pinned up on your wall for you to admire when you're at home. Or you could use those photos to make a website for the girl. Girl's like when guys show them that kind of admiration. Lawlz. |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jan 15, 2011 0:47:00 GMT -5
This thread delivarz. In all seriousness, take the solidly-enjoyable-but-otherwise-forgettable-indie-flick route; take several nights of hard thinking in a background of experimental rock, attain self confidence, then actually go inside the facility to see if she's at the register. Order your order, slyly and with a backbone of mashed granite, and just slip in a witty remark or two during the ordering process as it comes up. Get your food, thank her, and then nonchalantly ask her if she'd like to see True Grit with you sometime. Then you can walk out the door with 'Beginning to See the Light" playing in your head, knowing you took your chance. If not that, then just take her out to a nice seafood dinner and get lost in her Bermuda Triangle. By Bermuda Triangle, I mean her sweet sweet caa-aaan.  |
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Post by funkycoldmadina on Jan 15, 2011 0:58:34 GMT -5
The age of consent here is 16 as well. Therefore, at 16, there are not statutory rape or contrib. to the delinquency of a minor charge if an adult has sex with a person of that age. However, if they take pictures of them, it's child pornography. We had a long discussion about this in Criminal Law.
On a side note, my high school sweetheart that I dated through most of college worked at a Hardees. I went to pick her up one day and she gets in the car and says, "You'll never guess what happened to me today." I said, "What?" She responds, "Well, this older man came through the drive-thru. He pulls around to the window on a Ranger pickup, and he was...well..." I said, "What?" "Well, touching himself." "He was jacking off?! REALLY?!" No lie, apparently the dude was jacking his dick in the drive thru. She said she just dropped his food and backed away from the window. The guy sped away before she could react to get the plate number. Creepy.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 15, 2011 1:01:27 GMT -5
Next time you're at that drive-thru, hold up a boombox playing Peter Gabriel. It doesn't matter that your car has a radio, the boombox is the only way it works. Just ask John Cusack.
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Post by Claw died on Jan 15, 2011 3:12:12 GMT -5
17?
Psssh. Too old.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jan 15, 2011 7:59:07 GMT -5
Next time you're at that drive-thru, hold up a boombox playing Peter Gabriel. It doesn't matter that your car has a radio, the boombox is the only way it works. Just ask John Cusack. |
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 15, 2011 12:26:18 GMT -5
Three pages, and I'm the only one to ask what kind of car you drive?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 12:40:40 GMT -5
I know a ton of high school girls who love 30 year old guys who eat too much fast food. HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha...*snort*.......BWAH ha ha ha ha hee hee chhhk!!! *snicker* Yeah. There's like, a whole subculture based around it. *ahem* But seriously, it happens. It's best to just let it go. Sometimes you have to just admire the relatively unattainable ones from a distance. Girls in the service industry generally hate being hit on or flirted with by customers regardless of age, anyway. Just keep in mind that eventually, the girl for you just randomly appears. Well, maybe not literally, but yeah. |
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 15, 2011 14:36:59 GMT -5
Get a job at the drive-thru
Then during the course of your working day, you can talk to her
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Jan 15, 2011 15:21:13 GMT -5
This is probably one of the most disgusting threads I've read in a while. I'm not saying you're not allowed to feel the way you do, but I'm pretty sure the best recourse is to knock it off real quick here. *disagree* |
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Post by Display Name on Jan 15, 2011 17:18:39 GMT -5
Yeah,I'm really not getting the "OMG!!!This thread is the worst thing I've ever read!!!"-type responses.Straight guys look at attractive girls,sometimes without asking to see their ID's first.Big deal.
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Post by maxheadroom on Jan 15, 2011 17:27:33 GMT -5
Pull up to the window holding your penis and say:
Is this Hardee's or is it just me?
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Jan 15, 2011 17:30:34 GMT -5
Pull up to the window holding your penis and say: Is this Hardee's or is it just me? Winner, winner, chicken (strip) dinner!  |
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