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Post by ptp2011 on Jan 15, 2011 22:53:43 GMT -5
...and had a 10-inch object, and had $100,000,000 in the bank, and rode a motorcycle, I would still be a virgin.
How about you?
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 15, 2011 23:03:59 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, my dick would fall off from the amount of tang I'd get.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 23:32:35 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I would set into motion the most brilliant scheme ever hatched:
1. Meet him.
2. Kidnap him and eat his brains to gain all his knowledge (that works, right? Of course it does).
3. Switch places with him and assume his life, with none the wiser.
4. ???
5. Profit.
But if it was that or 100 million dollars, I think I'd have to take the money because that would circumvent all the steps leading up to 5, and without the risk of catching some sort of bacterial infection while completing Step 2.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 15, 2011 23:36:32 GMT -5
Too bad he's just recently broken up with Melina, I would have loved to get a shot at that.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2011 23:57:51 GMT -5
Too bad he's just recently broken up with Melina, I would have loved to get a shot at that. So how else would you like to taunt me with too-good-to-be-true falsehoods today? "Too bad Transformers 2 was a great movie." "Too bad the Ravens destroyed the Steelers in the playoffs." "Too bad REM's music never gets played on the radio, ever." Take your pick, I'll be here for the next five minutes or so.  ...either way, I'd still take the 100 million. As long as those are American dollars and not like, you know.. Zimbabwe dollars or something. |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 16, 2011 0:14:19 GMT -5
With 10 inches, yeah, I think you might be.
Most women do NOT want something that huge inside them. It hurts!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 16, 2011 0:15:34 GMT -5
With 10 inches, yeah, I think you might be. Most women do NOT want something that huge inside them. It hurts! Some women think pain is pleasure. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 0:20:35 GMT -5
With 10 inches, yeah, I think you might be. Most women do NOT want something that huge inside them. It hurts! Some women think pain is pleasure. Or is it the other way around? |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2011 1:18:26 GMT -5
If I had all that, I sure as hell wouldn't be wrestling much.
Well, it depends on who I wrestle, I guess.
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Post by Ducky Momo on Jan 16, 2011 2:09:01 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison... I'd be home browsing the Crap in the middle of the night.  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 16, 2011 2:25:39 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison... I'd be home browsing the Crap in the middle of the night. I'd do the same, but naked. |
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Jan 16, 2011 2:28:53 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison... I'd be home browsing the Crap in the middle of the night. I'd do the same, but naked. That's how you do it every night? |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 16, 2011 2:35:19 GMT -5
What, you guys DON'T browse the Crap naked?
Well, I'm not naked right now.
But I won't tell you why.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 16, 2011 2:41:47 GMT -5
With 10 inches, yeah, I think you might be. Most women do NOT want something that huge inside them. It hurts! So you're telling me that the things I see in hentai is a lie? BLASPHEMY. |
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Post by Bake Or Die on Jan 16, 2011 2:45:09 GMT -5
I'd be pissed.
I rather look like CM Punk
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 2:53:23 GMT -5
I AM PERFECTION!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 16, 2011 7:58:55 GMT -5
I think the only answer is naked cartwheels down the street.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 16, 2011 8:06:09 GMT -5
Wait, I'm confused, is this a thread about what one would do if one looked like John Morrison, or what one could have and do that wouldn't help one lose his/her virginity?
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 16, 2011 9:02:49 GMT -5
Too bad he's just recently broken up with Melina, I would have loved to get a shot at that. So how else would you like to taunt me with too-good-to-be-true falsehoods today? "Too bad Transformers 2 was a great movie." "Too bad the Ravens destroyed the Steelers in the playoffs." "Too bad REM's music never gets played on the radio, ever." Take your pick, I'll be here for the next five minutes or so. ...either way, I'd still take the 100 million. As long as those are American dollars and not like, you know.. Zimbabwe dollars or something. I like you Khali but don't go hating on REM now! I have it on good authority that in the Palace of Wisdom, they play REM's greatest hits on loop every Tuesday. |
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jan 16, 2011 11:32:43 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I would set into motion the most brilliant scheme ever hatched: 1. Meet him. 2. Set his tights on fire in a garbage can, as to absorb his power. 3. Switch places with him and assume his life, with none the wiser. 4. ? ?? 5. Profit. But if it was that or 100 million dollars, I think I'd have to take the money because that would circumvent all the steps leading up to 5, and without the risk of catching some sort of bacterial infection while completing Step 2. Fixed. |
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