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Post by Young Game on Jan 16, 2011 12:03:55 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I'd drive down to the local laundromat, hang out with my shirt unbuttoned, and tell all the good looking ladies I saw:
"Hey there. The washboard is...right here."
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Post by Classy Lady on Jan 16, 2011 12:05:46 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison I'd probably just constantly walk around aroused.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 16, 2011 13:38:31 GMT -5
I'd do the same, but naked. That's how you do it every night? WWWYKI. Remember, if it's John Morrison, it's ok. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go for my weekly jog and swim...in the nude. If you see me, honk if you're aroused. |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jan 16, 2011 13:46:17 GMT -5
I think the only answer is naked cartwheels down the street. I could see Morrison playing Raiden in an Metal Gear Movie. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 16, 2011 13:51:43 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison I'd get plastic surgery to look more like me so I could get more chicks.
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jan 16, 2011 14:28:15 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I'd pull more straight guys because it's not gay if it's Morrison.
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2011 17:13:23 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, my dick would fall off from the amount of tang I'd get. Lol indeed ;D |
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Post by zing on Jan 16, 2011 17:14:17 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I'd wonder where my breasts had gone.
Then I'd see myself in the mirror and forget about that...and probably everything else.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 16, 2011 17:23:14 GMT -5
Wait, I'm confused, is this a thread about what one would do if one looked like John Morrison, or what one could have and do that wouldn't help one lose his/her virginity? The latter amuses me more, but instead let's find out how to get him laid. Cast my vote for a rockin 80's jerry curl. THAT will get you laid no problem. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 16, 2011 17:28:15 GMT -5
I already look like John Morrison... ...'s oafish half retarded second cousin.  |
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 16, 2011 19:43:30 GMT -5
I look like me and I'm not a virgin. Soooo....I don't think this applies to me.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 16, 2011 19:51:57 GMT -5
If I looked like John Morrison, I'd be less appealing to the opposite sex, because I am a gorgeous man.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 20:18:22 GMT -5
I'm not a virgin but that still sounds really cool.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 16, 2011 20:19:35 GMT -5
I'd buy you a green dress
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