CM Punk Should Attend AA Meetings in Skits

[YellowJacketY2J]

No, not because his character becomes an alcoholic. He should attend them (staged ones, that is) to further gain heat for his character. Just imagine the scenario.

The camera pans around the room, as each AA member stands up, announces their name and proclaims that they're an alcoholic. Finally, we cut to CM Punk, who proudly stands up and says...

"Hi, my name is CM Punk and I'm better than you!"

[Heartbreaker]

I like it.

[BRAINFADE]

That would be a thing of beauty...

[The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM}]

This is a golden idea. I really want to see this now.

[ToyfareMark]

While that would be funny, it would seem that his character is starting to move away from that. It hasn't been mentioned or anything on screen, but you can just tell. Or least I can.

[________ has left the building]

It's a total dick move.


It must happen.

[Young Game]

CM Punk is such a f***ing tourist for attending multiple affliction-specific support group therapy sessions when he doesn't even have any of those diseases.

[Beartato]

Dec 24, 2010 14:24:06 GMT -5 Young Game said:

CM Punk is such a f***ing tourist for attending multiple affliction-specific support group therapy sessions when he doesn't even have any of those diseases.

He is Jack's incredibly healthy liver.

[Cyno]

Wouldn't he be praising them for fighting their addictions and trying to induct them into the Straight Edge Society?

[Time Lord Soundwave]

I misread that as "CM Punk should attend AA meetings in SKIRTS" for some reason.

"My name is CM Punk, and even in drag I'm better than you!"

[Yami Daimao]

"I use to suck dick for coke!"

"I've seen him!"



But yes, that would indeed be greatness.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

Automatically, Arn Anderson needs to be at these meetings. I think a little self-deprecation on his part can bring some humor a long way. Also bring along Tim White, who seriously isn't dead yet, and perhaps bring Scott Hall back to television.

As you can tell, I am on board 100% on this.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Dec 24, 2010 14:50:42 GMT -5 Cyno said:

Wouldn't he be praising them for fighting their addictions and trying to induct them into the Straight Edge Society?

Nah, he'd just chastise those of whom have been attending the meetings for years. Though, if he truly wanted to be a dick, he'd make them get back on the wagon. Harass them, throw beer in their face, etc. That would be taking it a bit too far, though.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

It sounds like a good idea. Maybe it could work depending on whetehr Punk plays the role of dick heel rather than evil heel a la SES. If it was him from the Jeff hardy feud, it could work.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Dec 24, 2010 16:07:33 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

It sounds like a good idea. Maybe it could work depending on whetehr Punk plays the role of dick heel rather than evil heel a la SES. If it was him from the Jeff hardy feud, it could work.

It'd be great if it were him from the Jeff Hardy feud and he brought a Stone Cold cardboard cut-out with him.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

Dec 24, 2010 16:04:50 GMT -5 YellowJacketY2J said:

Dec 24, 2010 14:50:42 GMT -5 Cyno said:

Wouldn't he be praising them for fighting their addictions and trying to induct them into the Straight Edge Society?

Nah, he'd just chastise those of whom have been attending the meetings for years. Though, if he truly wanted to be a dick, he'd make them get back on the wagon. Harass them, throw beer in their face, etc. That would be taking it a bit too far, though.

That...that really doesn't make a lick of sense coming off the Straight Edge Society. Shouldn't he be doing things like that in a bar?

[Deleted]

Don't worry, CM Punk's got a date with an AA lined up.

[Beartato]

Dec 24, 2010 19:18:25 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Don't worry, CM Punk's got a date with an AA lined up.

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[zeez]

Just so long as no one spills his diet soda because then all hell would break loose.