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Post by thezombie on Jun 22, 2006 21:56:34 GMT -5
John Cena has never or will NEVER be like Superman Yes, they both are indestructable and almost unbeatable BUT Superman can get killed by a simple piece of kryptonite John Cena needs at least 2 or 3 people interfering to win No one pedigree or frog splash or Ankle lock can beat him Therefor I believe the IWC should call him.... John CenApocalypse You see, Apocalypse can be beaten by many but not one single mutant or man or alien can beat him ( IF there is a comic book nerd out there please forgive me if I am wrong) Of course Superman is easier to say but John CenApocalypse is more accurate. Cena is invinvible PERIOD and can only be beaten by some imaginative crap Apocalypse has also lived 5000 years. Sorta like Cenas title reigns seem never ending The only difference is I think Apocalypse is cool Someone put this mans belt and face  On this mutants body  |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 22, 2006 22:00:02 GMT -5
But this guy is...  |
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Post by slik81 on Jun 22, 2006 22:01:27 GMT -5
Of course John Cena isn't Superman. Brandon Routh is.  |
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Post by angryfan on Jun 22, 2006 22:01:59 GMT -5
Weird fact, Cena's actual birth name is John Norris, but they had to change it, seeing as it reminded some of John Nord (for some reason) and it worried some executives.
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Post by sunwukong on Jun 22, 2006 22:02:01 GMT -5
This makes perfect sense. The Spinner Belt is actually a piece of Celestial technology.
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Post by damian001 on Jun 22, 2006 22:03:52 GMT -5
In shorter words, heres a math formula:
Cena > Superman.
It took Cena to lose his first reign a Kurt Angle, a Kane, a Shawn Michaels, a Chris Masters, a Carlito (God only knows how many finishers were used on Cena that day), an elimination chamber, and 2 spears from Edge to lose it.
For number two, it took the WORST supportive Cena crowd EVER, getting speared onto a table, two referees, a frogsplash, and a "cheap" count by Heyman to lose the title, even though it was under "ECW Rulez!!!1one"
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Post by thezombie on Jun 22, 2006 22:08:08 GMT -5
Exactly,
He's freaking CenApocalypse
Unfreakingbeatable
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Post by Jiren on Jun 23, 2006 7:43:42 GMT -5
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jun 23, 2006 7:51:36 GMT -5
Apocalypse would do the job.
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Post by Jiren on Jun 23, 2006 8:01:25 GMT -5
did old Pocky ever sell anything.
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Post by sunwukong on Jun 23, 2006 8:34:49 GMT -5
did old Pocky ever sell anything. He sold Cable killing his soul...for a while anyway. |
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Post by adope on Jun 23, 2006 9:00:33 GMT -5
But this guy is... Wrong. This guy is way stronger than Superman ever could. |
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Post by Rocky Angle on Jun 23, 2006 9:02:37 GMT -5
John Cena makes superman look like my granny.
What does it tell you about how ludicrously strong he's been made when he gets hit by numerous chairshots, speared through a table, and given the 5 star frog splash, and I'm shocked when he doesn't kick out?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 23, 2006 11:34:57 GMT -5
Hold up.
Why is there an ad for Gay and lesbian wedding rings here?
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Post by hollywood on Jun 23, 2006 11:59:38 GMT -5
Superman was willing to job clean to Doomsday and Batman. Cena's yet to job clean to anyone.
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Post by kentakakashi on Jun 23, 2006 13:00:46 GMT -5
Superman was willing to job clean to Doomsday and Batman. Cena's yet to job clean to anyone. Superman didn't job clean to Doomsday, it was a double knock-out. And Batman had mechanical augmentation. Cena is so not Superman nor is he Apocalypse. Nerds want Superman to win. And Apocalypse wouldn't have laid down for the Reverend D'Von in any of his forms. Or filled his asscheeks full of synthetic testosterone before working out. But both would take Dracula in a fight. Cena is like Cyclops. He has a solid fanbase but just as many people would like to someone else as the leader for awhile. Plus he only loses when women get involved. |
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Post by sunwukong on Jun 23, 2006 13:01:46 GMT -5
Superman was willing to job clean to Doomsday and Batman. Cena's yet to job clean to anyone. Superman didn't job clean to Doomsday, it was a double knock-out. And Batman had mechanical augmentation. Cena is so not Superman nor is he Apocalypse. Nerds want Superman to win. And Apocalypse wouldn't have laid down for the Reverend D'Von in any of his forms. Or filled his asscheeks full of synthetic testosterone before working out. But both would take Dracula in a fight. Cena is like Cyclops. He has a solid fanbase but just as many people would like to someone else as the leader for awhile. Plus he only loses when women get involved. So... Cena's dad leads a roving band of space pirates? |
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Post by warriorsquadron on Jun 23, 2006 13:19:12 GMT -5
In shorter words, heres a math formula: Cena > Superman. It took Cena to lose his first reign a Kurt Angle, a Kane, a Shawn Michaels, a Chris Masters, a Carlito (God only knows how many finishers were used on Cena that day), an elimination chamber, and 2 spears from Edge to lose it. For number two, it took the WORST supportive Cena crowd EVER, getting speared onto a table, two referees, a frogsplash, and a "cheap" count by Heyman to lose the title, even though it was under "ECW Rulez!!!1one" EXCEPT THAT John Cena is still the champion. He is going to get his title back. The fact he even had the title temporarily removed from him wasn't fair at all. The damn WWE hands RVD the WWE title which is meaningless to RVD. Him with the title has gone to his big head. Edge needs to bring him back down to reality. |
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Post by kentakakashi on Jun 23, 2006 13:19:32 GMT -5
Superman didn't job clean to Doomsday, it was a double knock-out. And Batman had mechanical augmentation. Cena is so not Superman nor is he Apocalypse. Nerds want Superman to win. And Apocalypse wouldn't have laid down for the Reverend D'Von in any of his forms. Or filled his asscheeks full of synthetic testosterone before working out. But both would take Dracula in a fight. Cena is like Cyclops. He has a solid fanbase but just as many people would like to someone else as the leader for awhile. Plus he only loses when women get involved. So... Cena's dad leads a roving band of space pirates? Yes. 2 of them. He leads the other one in case he breaks the first one. And Cena's mom is dead. And his kid will lose an arm one day. |
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Post by chiefdom on Jun 23, 2006 13:19:57 GMT -5
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