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Post by The Tank on Jun 10, 2011 17:29:03 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry for not actually accepting that challenge anywhere in promo.
...and only now do I realize I forgot to say something about that in the promo I did for the match tonight.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:31:44 GMT -5
THIS IS......you know what, it probably ain't.
Oh, come on.
You kiddin', Mikey? What kinda chance do I have tonight? I couldn't beat Rob Damn Van. I couldn't beat A.J. Styles. And who hasn't beat A.J. Styles. And let's not forget that you didn't beat Jeff Hardy, either.
I certainly haven't.
So what kinda chance do I have tonight?
You want me to do what I always do and speak the truth or do you want to hear what you want to hear?
*sigh*
I just...I'm starting to think this whole thing was a waste of time, man. Maybe we can come back in 5 or 10 years and give this another shot.
What kind of thinking is that, brother?
*Hulk Hogan walks into the scene.*
I...dudethat'sHulkHogan.
...yep.
HulkHogan'stalkingtousMikey.
...yep.
DudeseriouslyHulkHoganistalkingtoyouandmehowareyounotfreakingoutMikey?
I'm freaking out on the inside, man. It's called not making an embarrassment out of myself to the biggest legend in the history of the business. You should give it a shot.
Dude...Hulk Hogan is talking to us.
Well, you are technically part of The Chosen, brothers. Why wouldn't I come give you two a pep talk when you clearly need it?
...wait, what?
I heard all that talk, brother. You're really gonna sweat Jay Lethal?
Well...well, he...
He is a former World Heavyweight Champion, sir. And a former everything else in TNA champion. You'd know, he had the tag title belts with you.
Yeah, don't remind me. I'm still kicking myself for playing along with Lethal and making him think he's bigger than he is.
But he won a lot of those titles after he broke away from you, sir.
So he had some lucky breaks!
World Champion is a lucky break?
Well, that's what Dinero'll tell ya if you ask him about it.
Whatever. I got more important things to worry about tonight. Like ending up in the same place as Pope when I lose tonight.
Oh, okay. Throw away any hope of winning already just like that.
MAN UP, BROTHER!!!
Did he just...
You're supposed to be out there representing the best! The best of the best!! That's the whole reason you ended up in The Chosen to begin with!!!
We got brought in as bodyguards for Dinero?
And you think we just picked two random stooges for the job? HELL NO, BROTHERS!!! I picked you two dudes personally because I saw your potential.
Wait, what?
I know one day, you two kids are gonna be the top of this business. You two are gonna be main eventing in front of seventy thousand screaming Hulkamaniacs, or whatever you start calling the fans. Take it from the biggest name ever in this game, you two are going somewhere.
...............................dude.
Are you serious?
...............................dude.
Damn right, I'm serious, dudes! So Phil Shatter, Top Gun, you need to go out there and kick Jay Lethal's ass, jack! Go out there and show him that The Chosen's gonna run wild on anybody in our way, with Top Gun leading the pack!!!
But The Chosen might not even make it through the night.
Do you always do that?
DUDEYOU'RETALKINGBACKTOHULKHOGAN!!!
Look, sir, I'm just calling it like it is. That's how I was raised to be. I'm honest. Brutally honest.
DUDEHULKHOGANISTALKINGUSUPANDYOU'RETHROWINGITINHISFACE.
Would you calm down?
Big man's right, jack. Take a deep breath.
Right about calming down, at least. There's no way Kurt Angle is gonna lose to a jabroni like Jeff Jarrett tonight, just like there's no way you're gonna lose to a guy like Jay Lethal if you can get your head in the game.
..................seriously?
He's right, man. You can do this. You've just gotta focus.
What happened to mister brutal honesty?
Hey, Jay Lethal's good. I'm not saying he sucks. But this is your time. If Hulk Hogan is saying this is your time, this is your time. And even if I do diss you all the time, like I said, I'm just honest. I'm still your friend, bro. I got your back. Let's get out there so you can go kick Jay Lethal's ass.
..................seriously?
Glass ceiling's gotta break sometime, dude.
Might as well make it tonight. And hell, I'll be at ringside with the big man here. Maybe that'll...
HULKHOGAN'SGONNABERINGSIDEFORMYMATCHDUDE!!!!!!!!!
Calm down!
HULKHOGANISSAYINGI'MTHEFUTUREOFWRESTLINGDUDE!!!!!!!!!
So how about you stop freaking out so you can go out there and prove it?
OH, I'M GONNA DO IT.
TOP GUN'S GONNA GO OUT THERE AND KICK LETHAL'S ASS!!!!!!
*Shatter runs off toward the ring.*
You realize you've created a monster, sir?
Kid needed some motivation, brother. Now let's go out there and make sure he wins.
*Hulk Hogan and Mikael Judas follow Shatter to the ring.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:32:59 GMT -5
Yeah, that's why I said I broke the tie.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 17:33:33 GMT -5
Damn ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Congrats Mikey
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Post by The Tank on Jun 10, 2011 17:33:53 GMT -5
Yeah, that's why I said I broke the tie. Probably would have been less confusing if you said whose favor you were breaking it in by including your vote instead of just saying "It's a tie so I'm breaking it. Read the finish now."
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:34:08 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Mikael Judas and Hulk Hogan, from Hickory, North Carolina, weighing 247 pounds, "Top Gun" Phil Shatter!
JB: And his opponent, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: Now how exactly is this fair? West: What do you mean? Tenay: What? It's three on one. West: Hogan and Judas are only here to watch. Tenay: Yeah, sure they are.
Jay Lethal v "Top Gun" Phil Shatter 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 17:35:40 GMT -5
Phil with a Big Boot!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 10, 2011 17:36:04 GMT -5
Damn ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Congrats Mikey Thanks man. I'd be glad to give Red a rematch later down the line.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 17:36:11 GMT -5
post lag.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 10, 2011 17:37:14 GMT -5
Shatter with a running neckbreaker.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 10, 2011 17:37:49 GMT -5
TOP GUN with a powerbomb after Lethal tries a Hurricarana.
And who's Mikhail?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:38:00 GMT -5
Yeah, that's why I said I broke the tie. Probably would have been less confusing if you said whose favor you were breaking it in by including your vote instead of just saying "It's a tie so I'm breaking it. Read the finish now." My vote was the finish.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 17:38:04 GMT -5
Top Gun gun's Lethal with a clothesline!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 17:38:31 GMT -5
shatter with a ddt.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:49:29 GMT -5
Shatter whips Lethal into the ropes but Lethal comes back with a springboard back elbow. Lethal follows up with a hurricanrana and then hits a springboard DDT!
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Shatter kicks out! An alarmed Hulk Hogan jumps up on the apron. Jay immediately get in his face. Shatter charages but Lethal sidesteps and Shatter puts on the brakes before he crashes into Hogan. Shatter turns into a dropkick. While thr referee order Hogan dopwn off the ring apron, Judas sneaks into the ring and hits the El Crucifijo on Lethal. Judas exits as Hogan gets off the apron and Shatter hist the PTSD on Lethal!
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JB: Here is your winner, "Top Gun" Phil Shatter!
Tenay: Oh what the hell was that?! West: What are you talking about? Tenay: Are you blind? It took three men to beat Jay Lethal. West: Hogan didn't do anything. He was just giving Top Gun a pep talk. Tenay: A pep talk? Are you freakin' kiddin me! Let's go to the back.
I know you've all been wondering where we've been. Well, I once again sent my boys into seclusion and put them through school, for the last couple of weeks they've done nothing but study footage and train their asses off.
Well, Ric, that's not entirely true, Jimmy may have had a few cocktails in the interim. Team 3D, I assume that while the Nature Boy was ensuring that our bodies and our minds are in peak condition, you two were sitting on your fat asses at the Golden Corral, doing curls with cheeseburgers and exercising your tiny minds figuring how much to tip the waitress for cleaning up your dozens of non-salad plates.
You tubby bastards must be eating yourselves to sleep every night, drowning your sorrows in fudge and ice cream over getting your asses kicked in Ultimate X last month, of course, if you ate some granola once in a while and played some Wii Fit, you might have been able to climb the ropes.
Ray, Devon, don't get any ideas of glory in your heads tonight, because Beer Money will be walikng out tonight with the belts, and your dignity as well.
you two can whine all you want about how we "stole" your belts, but we gave everyone fair warning when we cashed in our title shot, it's not our faults you weren't prepared. But tonight's a different story, we know you want to rip our heads off and get your revenge, and that's exactly why you won't get it, because you're too blinded by rage and personal emnity, but for us it's nothing personal tonight when we kick your asses, it's just business.
Sorry about your damn luck.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:52:42 GMT -5
Brooke here with Mick Foley, who want to take a moment to talk about the Foley Foundation.
Thanks, Brooke, for over five weeks, the Foley Foundation has been raising money to help those in need . . .
Mr. Anderson walks into frame.
Speaking of which, Mick. Here's 100 bucks, can you give Brooke and I a few minutes?
No problem, Ken. BANG, BANG.
Foley leaves.
Okay, then, Mr. Anderson, tonight you have an opportunity to become the TNA World Champion in addition to the Legends Champion, when you face four other men in King Of The Mountain, Earlier tonight, Ric Flair told us that he's had Beer Money and yourself in seclusion, studying your opponents and training for tonight, would you care to tell us more about it?
Well, Brooke, Ric knows a thing or two about world titles, and he's been a great help to us, preparing us for tonight, getting me ready for the biggest match of my career.
For the last couple of weeks, I've been intensely focused on studying my four opponents, their strengths, their weaknesses, I've studied all the previous King Of The Mountain matches, I've been training like a wildman, I am as ready for tonight as I could possibly be.
And what do you think is the key to winning tonight?
Well, Brooke, I'm facing four very different men tonight. I had to prepare myself for countering the high flying of AJ Styles, the hardcore bloodthirstiness of Abyss, the street smarts and wiliness of Brutus Magnus and the brutal yet sophisticated technicality of the champion, Samoa Joe. So what is it that I bring to this match? What is that gives me an advantage like the others? Is it my rugged good looks, my rich, booming, sonorous voice, my cocksure attitude? No, the reason I'm leaving here tonight the TNA World Champion sits right here on my shoulder. The Legends Championship.
I am the longest reigning Legends Champion for a reason, and that's because I am a winner. I get the job done when the pressure is on and I never buckle, the others may have distinct advantages, but I have all the intangibles, so believe me when I say that it doesn't matter what I have to do tonight, when all is said and done, the ring announces will declare . . .
Anderson calls his mic down from the ceiling.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEWWWWWWW TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, MISSSSTERRRRRRRRRRR . . .
Anderson releases the mic, grabs Brooke, dips her and gives her a long, passionate kiss.
Anderson.
Anderson leaves, and Brooke blushes.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 17:54:46 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA World Tag Team Championships!
JB: Introducing the challengers, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: ANd their opponents, accompanied by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, Robert Roode and James Storm, Beer Money Incorporated!
Tenay: Well this is a rematch of last month at Sacrifice. West: Beer Money cashed in that contract to win the tag titles. Tenay: Yeah, you neglect to mention that Beer Money did so after Team 3D had already successfully defended their titles against the Jackson. Tonight is a level playing field.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Beer Money v Team 3D 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 17:55:41 GMT -5
Storm with a Lite Boot! It's a big boot with less calories.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 17:58:11 GMT -5
Storm with a spinebuster to Devon.
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Post by wwe1993 on Jun 10, 2011 18:00:08 GMT -5
Storm with a spinebuster
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