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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:12:31 GMT -5
Beer Money go with a double flapjack on Devon but Devon counters with a boot to Storm and a uranage to Roode. Devon tags in Ray. Team 3D bounce Roode back and forth with punches before Ray hits a spinebuster on Roode!
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Storm breaks it up. Devon comes in and catches a charging Storm with a powerslam. Ray and Devon then hit the back suplex/neckbreaker combo!
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Storm break it up again. Devon with a boot for Storm and a clothesline to Roode. Ray gets Roode in the electric chair, Devon goes up top. Roode punches out and shoves Ray into Devon. Storm then hits the Last Call superkick on Devon!
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JB: Here are your winners, and STILL TNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money Incorporated!
Tenay: I don't believ it. Beer Money retained the titles. West: Was their any doubt? Tenay: I'm just surprised that they managed to win with the help of Flair or that beer bottle for once. West; Well they aren't the tag champs for nothing.
Velvet, since returning from your injury, you have been on quite the tear here lately. Although, you and Angelina have been on a bit of tiff.
A tiff.. a TIFF?!? What are we in junior high again? Look, Angelina has been around as long as I have. But she has always felt she is the top dog in this company. And she only got part of it right. She is a dog... a 100% grade A full-blooded BITCH! But what right does she have thinking she was the 'go-to' beautiful person?
Now I know she is a two time women's champion. But which one of us was the first to claim that title? ME!
She's a one time tag team champion. But which one of us was the first to claim that title? ME!
And when she won the tag titles, who was her tag team partner? Right again... ME!
Now lets look at the last 6 months. Back in december there was a 10 knockout gauntlet match. Now I started that match, and was dominating until my 'best friend' came down and eliminated me! She went on to win that match based on all the work I did early on in that match!
In the first Impact of the year, I defeated the women's champion in a one on one match... the only person to do that in over 8 months! INCLUDING YOU ANGELEENA!
After my injury many, including my 'bff', expected my momentum to stop dead in its track. And once again I proved everyone wrong as I am picking up right where I left off!
Tonight you are in the Queen of the Mountain match... and amongst your competitors is Angelina Love. Any comments about tonight matchup?
Queen of the Mountain. First time in TNA history. Many still doubt my ability to compete in a match like this. And I will prove them wrong once again when I climb that ladder and place the women's championship at the top!
And this time, I have no allusions about Angelina Love. I won't be leaving my back turned... there will be no sneak attack. And at the end of the match, I will be standing alone at the top. I will be the new women's champion. And I will be the Queen of TNA!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:12:43 GMT -5
Storm with a King Cobra boot
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:14:10 GMT -5
I really hope people are ready for what's about to happen next...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:15:45 GMT -5
Brooke Adams is in the women’s locker room.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m supposed to be interviewing Katy Nikita Lee, but…
Katy Nikita Lee walks in.
Oh good. You’re here.
Yes I am Katy, but why am I here? You said you had a big scoop for me?
Ah yes. Would you mind turning your attention to the mirror?
Brooke and Katy turn to the mirror.
OK. What am I supposed to be seeing?
Hallo dere, luv!
Winter appears in the mirror, in place of Katy.
..Wha…?!
Winter. You’re looking well.
Ahs ahre yew, luv.
Um…
What the hell…?!
Oh Brooke. I’m sorry. You look very confused. Why don’t you have a seat?
Brooke sits down in front of the mirror.
Hmm. Not what I’m used to but…
You’ll do, I guess.
Huh?
Winter leans towards Brooke, then disappears from the mirror.
What’re you do-
Wahow! Whaht a trip, luv!
Katy chuckles quietly.
Purr-fect.
How do you feel, Winter?
Well, a tahd shorter than I wahs expecting but…
Good work, luv.
And as per our agreement, you’ll leave me alone?
Ahf cahrse, luv!
The two shake hands and “Winter” happily skips out of the room.
Well, I’m surprised that went so smoothly.
At least I’m rid of her for good.
I hope.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:16:27 GMT -5
I really hope people are ready for what's about to happen next... Hell, I'm not even ready and I wrote it! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:18:39 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In this contest if Robbie E wins he wll be rehired.
Robbie E walks to the ring without music.
JB: Introducing first, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, Robbie E!
JB: And his opponent, from Japan, he hot! He's spicy! She tastes great...
JB: Curry Man!
Tenay: Wait, where's Spice Girl? West: My sources tell me Spice Girl's visa expired so she went back to Japan. Tenay: Who told you that? West: Some guy. Tenay: Right. So bottom line, Robbie E has to win this match if he wants his job back. West: Well he needs to earn the money for spray on tan somewhere. Hey, wait a minute!
Eric Bischoff walks out.
Fellas, fellas, there are a couple of things I forgot to mention. First off, this match is also for Curry Man's Feast or Fired case. Now you may think that's unfair but there is a reason for this. And this reason is simple. You see the winner gets an X Divison shot but things have to balance out. Therefor the loser will get the Fired case. That's right, the loser of this match will be fired!
Now ring the bell!
Curry Man v Robbie E 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 18:21:28 GMT -5
Did Winter just possess Brooke? Hopefully Anderson won't find out before his match, it might distract him a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:21:43 GMT -5
Robbie E with the JWOWW!!!
It's a leg lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:22:20 GMT -5
Did Winter just possess Brooke? Hopefully Anderson won't find out before his match, it might distract him a bit. I was thinking the same thing when I saw your promo.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:24:51 GMT -5
Curry Man with a DDT!
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Post by wwe1993 on Jun 10, 2011 18:27:30 GMT -5
Robbie E with a low blow
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 18:31:02 GMT -5
Curry Man with a suplex
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:33:31 GMT -5
Curry Man slams Robbie E to the ground and climbs the ropes. Curry Man bounces off all three ropes before hittng a moonsault!
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Robbie E manages to kick out! Curry Man lifts Robbie E and gets him in a DDT psoition, hooking both arms, but Robbie E counters out and hits a lariat. Robbie E goes for a neckbreaker but Curry Man counters and hist a swinging reverse neckbreaker.
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Robbie E kicks oput again! Curry Man lifts Robbie E up for the Spice Rack but Robbie E pulls at Curry Man's mask. Curry Man trys to put his mask back in place Robbie E takes advantage and hits the Cutter!
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JB: Here is your winner, Robbie E!
West: Robbie E wins! He gets his job back! Tenay: And he now has an X division title match whenever he wants. West: But Curry Man is gone.
Curry Man gets to his feet and looks around the arena, slowly waving to the crowd. His music hits and Curry Man dances up the aisle and out of sight.
Earlier Today
*A shot of the men's lockerroom comes into focus. Borash steps onto the screen.*
Hello fans, I'm here in the back hoping to catch a word from...
*Suddenly the door swings and out steps...*
Angelina Love!?!? What are you doing in the men's lockerroom?
*Angelina adjusts her desheveled hair* Mmmm... lets just call it a little pre-game.
...right. While I have you here, can I ask you a few questions about you and Velvet Sky?
Why...no. No you can't.
Oh... ok... and what about your match later on here tonight. The queen of the mountain match?
As with all things, the destruction that is to come is only as devastating as it seems in the eye of the beholder.
Um... what?
It started with many, as was apparent to all. Bend to my whim, one by one they did fall.
Other are more trouble, for they don't know why. But with one I'll break thru, and my victory is nigh.
*Angelina walks off as Borash is stunned in silence*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:35:27 GMT -5
Mickie James is standing backstage, looking very impatient. There is a mirror in the background.
Where is she?! My match is coming up soon!
Brooke Adams walks up to Mickie, an evil look on her face.
There you are! Where were you?!
Oh…
Ahround…
Why are you talking like that?
Like whaht, luv?
Like…
Wait a minute…
“Luv?”
Brooke leans towards the mirror then collapses as Winter appears in the reflection.
What the hell…?!
Sahrry luv. But there’s no pahssible way Ah ould function in thaht tahletnless bahdy!
What are you talking ab-
Winter leans towards Mickie then disappears.
Wha-?!
Ahahahaha! Excellent!
“Winter” looks down at Brooke, who is slowly coming around.
Thanks fahr yahre help, luv. Baht I t’ink Ah cahn hahndle it frahm here.
Nahw if yew‘ll ‘scuse me, Ah hahve a Women‘s Chahmp‘onship t‘win.
“Winter” skips away, humming to herself.
Brooke manages to get to her feet.
Ohhhhh…
My head…
Back to you, Mike and Don.
Brooke stumbles off, holding her head as we fade out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 18:37:10 GMT -5
Phew
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:38:31 GMT -5
Brooke is still walking around in a daze when she runs into Daffney.
You!
Oh what now?
You know full well what I mean. You brought this in. This is all your fault.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
This...insanity. It all started with you. Everything was fine. I was fine. They you showed up and everybody just decided to use me as their punching bag.
Brooke, Brooke. Nobody cares about you. I sure don't.
Is there a single sane person around her? I mean between you and Winter and Rated SharKO it seems like everyone in this place is completely insa...
Daffney quickly lashes out and grabs Brooke round the throat.
Were you about to call me crazy? Are you implying that I am INSANE?!
Brooke chokes as Daffney tightens her grip.
Why woud you do that? When you know full well what I can do to you.
Daffney's rag doll appears onscreen.
Brooke here made you upset, didn't she, Tay? You know what happens when you get upset?
You get very upset.
And you know what happens when I get very upset?
Bad things happen.
Daffney throws Brooke to the ground.
Now apologise to Taylor.
I'm sorry.
That's not good enough. Come on. Put some feeling into it.
I'm sorry!
I'm afraid we still can't forgive you.
Yes. You see I'm afraid the queen of the sky monkeys won't let us. I begged her. I went down on my knees and wept. But she wouldn't hear of it. And now you have to pay.
Maybe you can talk to her yourself?
Yes. Can I see her?
See who?
The queen of the sky monkeys!
I dunno. She live in the land of the spaghetti monsters. That's quite a trip.
Sure is. Do you have a magic carpet?
Sure. I'll just go and get it.
So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to the land of the spaghetti monsters to beg the queen of the sky monkeys for forgiveness? And you call me insane?
What? But you...
You sicken me. Get outta my sight.
Brooke scrambles to her feet.
But don't think we'll forget.
Brooke quickly runs off.
Really, what are we gonna do with her.
"Taylor" whispers in Daffney's ear.
Taylor! We can't do that. Who would clean up the mess?
"Taylor" whispers in Daffney's ear again.
Right. We have bigger things to worry about right now. I mean I have to defend my title against five other women in a match I've never been in before.
But none of them have been in this match either.
That's right!
And you have a secret weapon. You know somebody who has not only been in one of these things but has won it as well.
Ah yes. Our good friend Raven. Such a good idea of yours to pick his brain about this match, so to speak.
Well he may be gone from TNA but that doesn't mean he still can't help us out.
What would I do without you?
I love you so much cuddle bunny.
And I love you too, kitten.
Daffney hugs "Taylor" close to her as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2011 18:42:56 GMT -5
Tenay: Well I'm at a loss to explain what we just witnessed. West: Well there's the whole thing with Daffney and Mickie and Winter...what the hell is going on?! Tenay: Well let's just move on, it's time for the first ever Queen of the Mountain match. Let's take it to JB.
JB: The following contest is the Queen of the Mountain match for the TNA Women's Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
JB: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
JB: From Chelsea, England, Katy Nikita Lee!
JB: From Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: And from Sybil, Texas, she is the TNA Women's Champion, Daffney!
3 votes makes someone elgible to climb the ladder. When somebody becomes elgible to climb, the person who got voted against must stay in the plenty box for five minutes. Anyone in the plenty box cannot be voted for. Members can vote again five minutes after a previous vote. Another 3 votes are needed to win the match after someone becomes elgible to climb.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 10, 2011 18:44:53 GMT -5
Angelina dropkicks Velvet
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2011 18:45:42 GMT -5
Mickie with a LeaDT to Daffney!
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 10, 2011 18:47:48 GMT -5
Velvet kicks daffney
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