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Post by the zookeepah! on Dec 23, 2010 14:30:19 GMT -5
MVP is on a plane and decided to use the restroom. MVP gets into the rest-room and sees a Maxim magazine...
"Nobody can stop me, Nobody can hold me.
I'm here to do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain..."
MVP decides to use soap.
"Like Tropicana, I got the juice.
Off of the leash to let the dog loose."
When he sees that there is no tissue.
"Nobody can stop me, I'm shooting a free-throw"
MVP takes things into consideration and decides...
"If I gotta do it, I gotta do it right.
This is illegal, but my flow is legal."
MVP attempts to leave when he finds a rubber in his pocket.
"Man I can blow a hundred stacks and bounce back rubber band. I'M COMING!"
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 23, 2010 14:32:46 GMT -5
I literally have no idea what is going on.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 23, 2010 14:32:53 GMT -5
Does this qualify as fan-fiction?
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Dec 23, 2010 14:35:04 GMT -5
I literally have no idea what is going on. Join the club.  |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 23, 2010 15:08:04 GMT -5
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 23, 2010 15:15:24 GMT -5
Uh....
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Post by the zookeepah! on Dec 23, 2010 15:17:44 GMT -5
SO I FAILED! No need to rub it in  |
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 23, 2010 15:50:02 GMT -5
SO I FAILED! No need to rub it in or rub one out? |
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Dec 23, 2010 15:51:28 GMT -5
heh?
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Dec 23, 2010 15:52:46 GMT -5
 BAH GAWD |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 23, 2010 15:54:44 GMT -5
Oh, there's way more innuendo you can find in MVP's theme than just those.
The entire song has been ruined for me.
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Dec 23, 2010 15:59:42 GMT -5
If your sick, then I'll be your medicine
That's disturbing...
And you already know who I'm better than.
Who are you better than?
No doubt, yeah, I'm a veteran.
But who are you better than?
And when done you gonna think you got ran over be elephants.
That sounds painful.
Since I came ain't been the same like ever since.
I don't think that's grammatically accurate.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 23, 2010 16:03:53 GMT -5
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 23, 2010 16:14:45 GMT -5
I totally didn't realize that MVP's theme was about using an airplane bathroom. |
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Post by the zookeepah! on Dec 23, 2010 16:21:54 GMT -5
I totally didn't realize that MVP's theme was about using an airplane bathroom. It's not. I just saw the "this is illegal" part and thought of the Hangover. "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon! Like masturbating on an airplane." "... Pretty sure that's illegal, bro." ;D |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 23, 2010 19:38:54 GMT -5
I feel dirty after entering this thread...
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 24, 2010 8:30:27 GMT -5
I can't stop laughing! I keep imagining MVP doing these things, all the while actually singing his theme.
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