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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 18:19:53 GMT -5
Let's walk through a typical day in the life of Dixie Carter: from when she wakes up in the morning to when she goes to bed at night, how does her day progress?
Dixie gets out of bed and goes to shave her legs. Only, swerve, Vince Russo as a prank replaced the shaving cream with...
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Dec 18, 2010 18:41:33 GMT -5
I hope that she saw the news today, oh boy
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 18, 2010 18:55:24 GMT -5
Let's walk through a typical day in the life of Dixie Carter: from when she wakes up in the morning to when she goes to bed at night, how does her day progress? Dixie gets out of bed and goes to shave her legs. Only, swerve, Vince Russo as a prank replaced the shaving cream with... Diarrhea. |
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 18, 2010 21:16:14 GMT -5
 I don't know quite the topic but all I heard was Dixie Carter. I love Dixe Carter. She's one older woman I might just consider being with. |
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 18, 2010 21:57:30 GMT -5
I hope that she saw the news today, oh boy That RVD is now officially "over the hill" and now worth at least 3 times as much? ;D |
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Post by Celgress on Dec 18, 2010 22:24:16 GMT -5
I hope that she saw the news today, oh boy That RVD is now officially "over the hill" and now worth at least 3 times as much? ;D By Russo/Hogan/Bischoff Logic, yes Zing ;D |
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Dec 19, 2010 1:28:17 GMT -5
my beatles reference failed : (
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 19, 2010 1:34:40 GMT -5
Dixie Carter: Hmmmm... I wonder what I should eat today? Healthy prunes or a big bag of sugar?
Matt Conway: Well the prunes would probably be good for your digestio...
Hulk: Don't listen to him, brother! You gotta load up on that white gold! Just look at the Hulkster here! You don't get to be like this with old fart food!
Conway: But prunes are healthy...
Bischoff: Hulk's right, Dixie! You know who else started their day off with a big bag of sugar? Jesus, that's who.
Dixie: Well...
Russo: Trust us Dixie. Anybody can have something boring like prunes for breakfast. But if you really wanna catch everyone off guard then you can have some of this healthy sugar. Trust me. The fans will go crazy for it when they find out. I created the Attitude Era, ya know.
Dixie: Well you guys haven't lied to me before! Sugar it is!
Conway: ... Why do I even bother.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Dec 19, 2010 1:42:57 GMT -5
Dixie gets out of bed and McMahon asks where she is going...
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 19, 2010 1:43:40 GMT -5
I don't know quite the topic but all I heard was Dixie Carter. I love Dixe Carter. She's one older woman I might just consider being with. If you wrestled professionally and were at your peak between 1985 - 1995 then you might just be in with a chance. |
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Post by ICBM on Dec 19, 2010 1:46:35 GMT -5
my beatles reference failed : ( No I just didn't get here in time. Sorry dude |
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 19, 2010 2:32:34 GMT -5
Let's walk through a typical day in the life of Dixie Carter: from when she wakes up in the morning to when she goes to bed at night, how does her day progress? Dixie gets out of bed and goes to shave her legs. Only, swerve, Vince Russo as a prank replaced the shaving cream with... Diarrhea. Dixie screams "WHO DID THIS?" Vince Russo sheepishly confesses. Dixie fires his intern. |
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Post by probable on Dec 19, 2010 5:38:00 GMT -5
She gets too much of a ripping I think. It must end now because I say so OK.
She is going back to basics which I think is a good thing. For instance, look at how much interest her shoot interview got. Doing something so simple that advertisers etc probably aren't even aware of (not that it would matter) got everybody talking about it, and her product. Good move.
All this going around Europe and taking on the local wrestlers - again, great move. Guerilla warfare. Gets all the local fed's talking and speculating. Keeps the TNA mentioned on all the local internet forums etc. Wise move.
Dixie can be very smart, but she doesn't get credit for it. I think she has a great eye for spotting advertising opportunities and marketing opportunities which are free and effective.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 20, 2010 0:06:38 GMT -5
*out for a walk with the Mighty Serg - sees a wrestler*
Serg: "Dix, he's over 40."
Dixie: "I don't care! He worked on the WWE Ring Crew. Sign him!"
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 20, 2010 1:22:48 GMT -5
*out for a walk with the Mighty Serg - sees a wrestler* Serg: "Dix, he's over 40." Dixie: "I don't care! He worked on the WWE Ring Crew. Sign him!" Dixie: "What was your persona in the WWE?" Wrestler: "I was Bam Neely: The Human Fence." Dixie: "We can work around that. Vince, you have a gimmick for him?" Russo: (hands the wrestler a section of chain link fence) "Hold this! Are you allergic to silver spray paint?" Neely: "No I don't thi.....AHHHHHHHH MY EYES!" (Russo sprays Bam Neely in the face with silver spray paint through the chainlink fence to form a chainlink pattern on Bam's face, but consequently blinding Bam.) |
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 20, 2010 1:38:31 GMT -5
*out for a walk with the Mighty Serg - sees a wrestler* Serg: "Dix, he's over 40." Dixie: "I don't care! He worked on the WWE Ring Crew. Sign him!" Dixie: "What was your persona in the WWE?" Wrestler: "I was Bam Neely: The Human Fence." Dixie: "We can work around that. Vince, you have a gimmick for him?" Russo: (hands the wrestler a section of chain link fence) "Hold this! Are you allergic to silver spray paint?" Neely: "No I don't thi.....AHHHHHHHH MY EYES!" (Russo sprays Bam Neely in the face with silver spray paint through the chainlink fence to form a chainlink pattern on Bam's face, but consequently blinding Bam.) Russo: "WAIT! I've got an even better idea. Shark Boy, go get me 3 Knockouts and a pimp outfit. People, say hello to Bam Bam Gigolo!" |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 20, 2010 2:09:22 GMT -5
While Her Checkbook Gently Weeps.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 20, 2010 12:22:35 GMT -5
Dixie: Vince says goodbye and I say hello. Hello hello! I don't know why he said I say hello!
best way to describe TNA picking up WWE castoffs
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Dec 20, 2010 22:30:23 GMT -5
You know what scene in Scary Movie 3 where Charlie Sheen can't get out of bed without injuring his forehead and/or crotch?
Her mornings probably go something like that, I'd assume.
That or she awakens to sing "What A Wonderful World" with Mick Foley,
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Post by the5thhorseman on Dec 21, 2010 1:37:04 GMT -5
She gets too much of a ripping I think. It must end now because I say so OK. She is going back to basics which I think is a good thing. For instance, look at how much interest her shoot interview got. Doing something so simple that advertisers etc probably aren't even aware of (not that it would matter) got everybody talking about it, and her product. Good move. All this going around Europe and taking on the local wrestlers - again, great move. Guerilla warfare. Gets all the local fed's talking and speculating. Keeps the TNA mentioned on all the local internet forums etc. Wise move. Dixie can be very smart, but she doesn't get credit for it. I think she has a great eye for spotting advertising opportunities and marketing opportunities which are free and effective. How effective have those marketing opportunities been? |
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