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Post by All-Encompassingly on Mar 17, 2011 10:45:23 GMT -5
If you've listened to Mitch Hedberg, than as you can tell by my username, I'm a huge fan. He's my favorite comedian and always will be, but I've heard a lot of people that don't think he's funny. What are your opinions on him?
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Post by chazraps on Mar 17, 2011 10:48:17 GMT -5
Would have been one of the greats but left us with two absolute masterpieces.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 17, 2011 10:58:29 GMT -5
chair lunch dinner
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2011 10:59:06 GMT -5
Easily the most quotable comedian to ever exist. He could make the most mundane of subjects hilarious!
"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherf***er! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Mar 17, 2011 11:02:36 GMT -5
At first I didn't know that the British version of Smokey the Bear was really "Smaquis the Frog" instead of "Smacky". I thought he was just joking about the character on the box of Sugar Honey Smacks.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2011 11:06:06 GMT -5
"An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Mar 17, 2011 11:10:32 GMT -5
A brilliant comedian
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 17, 2011 11:16:34 GMT -5
"I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!"
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Post by stealthamo on Mar 17, 2011 11:25:24 GMT -5
One of my favorites. Fun fact: my friend Kenny's yearbook quote was from Mitch Hedberg. Here's what he put.
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 17, 2011 11:55:53 GMT -5
"I think Pringle's original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, potatoes showed up instead. And Pringles is a laid back company. They said f*** IT, CUT 'EM UP!"
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 17, 2011 13:21:04 GMT -5
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Mar 17, 2011 13:25:26 GMT -5
"We have people missing!" "Bush (search) party of 3, you can eat once you find the Dufraines."
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Post by alabastergrim on Mar 17, 2011 13:27:31 GMT -5
One of the best comedians ever. He's actually the first comic I really got into, now I'm a huge comedy nerd. Fortunate enough to see him live!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 13:54:03 GMT -5
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 17, 2011 13:56:22 GMT -5
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "
I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some f***in' ass.
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Post by Disaster Report on Mar 17, 2011 14:05:04 GMT -5
So great. First two albums are great, the third is good too, but I think that wasn't initially intended for an album.
"I wish they made fajita cologne, cause that shit smells good."
"I would... I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid... is f***IN' CLEAN."
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 17, 2011 14:06:21 GMT -5
One of my favourite ever comedians
"Escalators can never break down, they can only become stairs"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 14:11:39 GMT -5
"My lucky number is 4 billion. It doesn't help when I go gamble. Come on, 4 billion! f***, seven. Not even close. I need more dice. 4 billion divided by 6 at least."
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Post by jagilki on Mar 17, 2011 14:40:52 GMT -5
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Post by All-Encompassingly on Mar 17, 2011 14:41:35 GMT -5
One of my favorites. Fun fact: my friend Kenny's yearbook quote was from Mitch Hedberg. Here's what he put. "You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." That's exactly what I'm going to do. Not that exact quote, but my yearbook quote will be a Mitch Hedberg quote. My favorite joke from his has always been: "If 13 is considered an unlucky number, then so should the letter B because B just looks like a scrunched up 13. "What's your name?" "BOB", "Get the f*** away!"
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