funny stuff on Storm's Facebook

[joeskvorecky]

I guess one of the serious downsides of being a celebrity is the volume of people who ask you silly and/or, well, dumb questions

Someone asked recently, and it's been deleted: what do you do when you're in hte ring and have to go to the bathroom? Lance replied, basically: what do you do when you're in the car or have to go? Few matches go much longer than 20 minutes, and anyone can hold it that long.

But then he got these exchanges recently:

Guy posts link to Kobashi match: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQwS75FDpdc

Lance, ever wrestled in Japan?

Lance Storm - Authorized Fan Page: "I did 26 tours of Japan."

Guy: Lance, its so good to find you on facebook. I have looked for you forever. I miss you so much from WCW and WWE. I pray all has been well in your life. I didn't know you got married. God bless you.

Lance Storm - Authorized Fan Page: "Been married almost 17 years, thanks."

[strykerdarksilence]

I love his replies to daft questions in his Q&A.

[johnnyk9]

If He could just be serious for a moment

[Lardlad]

I prefer the Q&A blogs on his website more than reading his answers to questions on Facebook. He seems to elaborate more on his site and it's an easier read....

[joeskvorecky]

Agreed, but the FB stuff is interesting too

Like, look at this one -- this one is surreal in its ignorance

QuestionHey, how did you do that awesome trick at Heatwave 98 where Chris Candido powerbombed you and your head bounced off the mat about 4 feet and you didn't die? Man, you wrestlers sure are some wacky magicians.

Storm response Yeah that was a bad bump. Thankfully I was not knocked out.

...amazingly, the guy asking gets dumber and more unintentionally disrespectful with the next question:

Follow Up: Do you show that to your students? If I were in their shoes, I'd be like "Yeah, maybe this isn't the career for me after all."

Storm response: I strongly advise all my students to avoid that bump.

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I love Storm's response to the last question.

[Hammer Smashed Ball]

I always found it so annoying that people would send him questions about other wrestlers. I don‘t remember an example off the top of my head, but I recall all the questions being better suited for Ask 411.