Watching Wrestlemania 3 right now and Gorilla Monsoon says, and I quote....
"CARDINAL mistake from Koko B. Ware"
The Birdman makes a CARDINAL mistake. I'm still laughing
This reminds me of the line I think Jesse or Brain should have used after one of Koko's jobs. I hope to find a match where he loses or right after someone hits their finisher and the announcers say, "Bye, bye Birdie!"
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones.
Yeah, I know what you mean. One example, though not a one liner I can think of is when Shawn Michaels just won the 1995 or 1996 rumble and Diesel acts like he's about to beat him down. Right before this happens Shawn playfully strips in the ring and teases pulling down his trousers. At this, the night's commentary team, Vince and Mr. Perfect have this exchange:
Vince *enthusiastically*: Shawn Michaels entertaining the crowd!
Perfect: Entertaining them!?
"This is the worst piece of shit I've ever worked on...and I've worked on a lot of pieces of shit."