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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 28, 2010 14:10:21 GMT -5
Watching Wrestlemania 3 right now and Gorilla Monsoon says, and I quote....
"CARDINAL mistake from Koko B. Ware"
The Birdman makes a CARDINAL mistake. I'm still laughing
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 28, 2010 14:12:14 GMT -5
First one for "Lita jerking Edge off...
the ladder."
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DavidArquette
Don Corleone
The actor formerly known as avanteproject
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Post by DavidArquette on Aug 28, 2010 14:12:59 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 28, 2010 14:16:43 GMT -5
Watching Wrestlemania 3 right now and Gorilla Monsoon says, and I quote.... "CARDINAL mistake from Koko B. Ware" The Birdman makes a CARDINAL mistake. I'm still laughing This reminds me of the line I think Jesse or Brain should have used after one of Koko's jobs. I hope to find a match where he loses or right after someone hits their finisher and the announcers say, "Bye, bye Birdie!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 28, 2010 14:32:19 GMT -5
"I'm bi a lot of things, lingual isn't one of them"
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Post by Joe Galt on Aug 28, 2010 14:38:10 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Al Snow just gave him head.....He`s giving everybody in the ring, head!
It probably was intentional, but he made it seem like it was not.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Aug 28, 2010 15:09:35 GMT -5
Bob Uecker at Wrestlemania 3 -
"I'm seeing Little Beaver all over the place." Slight pause. "Look at the little guy, he's in the ring, he's out of the ring, he's everywhere!"
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think he was referring to a match participant with the first part of that line.
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DavidArquette
Don Corleone
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Post by DavidArquette on Aug 28, 2010 16:07:40 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Al Snow just gave him head.....He`s giving everybody in the ring, head! It probably was intentional, but he made it seem like it was not. I like JR's line from Breakdown: IYH. 'Head is legal in Canada!'
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 28, 2010 16:11:07 GMT -5
"Mark Henry manhandling the big Johnson"
or something like that from Royal Rumble 1998.
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 28, 2010 17:03:42 GMT -5
Bob Uecker at Wrestlemania 3 - "I'm seeing Little Beaver all over the place." Slight pause. "Look at the little guy, he's in the ring, he's out of the ring, he's everywhere!" Maybe it's just me, but I don't think he was referring to a match participant with the first part of that line. he actually doesn't say "little" the first time. just "there's a lot of beaver all over this place"
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Aug 28, 2010 17:30:55 GMT -5
he actually doesn't say "little" the first time. just "there's a lot of beaver all over this place" Ah, thank you. I knew it sounded 100% deliberate, but I'd forgotten it was that clear.
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Post by montee916 on Aug 28, 2010 18:38:45 GMT -5
We have a rugby commentator down my way named Murray Mexted that's well known for coming up with some real howlers during the matches. Absolute pearls of wisdom that include the likes of:
"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."
or
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
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Post by Junkenstein on Aug 28, 2010 18:41:11 GMT -5
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 28, 2010 18:48:42 GMT -5
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones. Ever see the interview he did with Tony Atlas in the early 80's. If the camera were lower you'd see a big ol' Vinnie chub.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 28, 2010 18:53:01 GMT -5
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones. Yeah, I know what you mean. One example, though not a one liner I can think of is when Shawn Michaels just won the 1995 or 1996 rumble and Diesel acts like he's about to beat him down. Right before this happens Shawn playfully strips in the ring and teases pulling down his trousers. At this, the night's commentary team, Vince and Mr. Perfect have this exchange: Vince *enthusiastically*: Shawn Michaels entertaining the crowd! Perfect: Entertaining them!?
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Post by romafan87 on Aug 28, 2010 21:42:32 GMT -5
Mike Rotunda v. Sgt. Slaughter, 1982, from the Legends of Wrestling DVD. Whomever is on commentary:
"Slaughter has been talking a lot about his privates lately, Kernodle and (forgot other guy)" "Slaughter has been training his privates rigorously, Kernodle and (forgot other guy)"
This goes on all match with a dead pan delivery.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 28, 2010 22:42:10 GMT -5
First one for "Lita jerking Edge off... the ladder." i was just about to say this....
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 28, 2010 22:44:46 GMT -5
"That one eyed monster Kane!"
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 29, 2010 13:21:52 GMT -5
I just realized I started a similar thread about this about a year ago. Here are a few of my favorites
Gorilla Monsoon: Hulk Hogan doing a number here as he takes Mr. Wonderful from behind.
Lord Alfred Hayes: Bundy looking around for somebody to pick on. He can't find anybody, he's gonna come on the back of one of The Machines.
Gene Okerlund: Look at that package!
Vince McMahon: I believe that given the opportunity, either Martel or Michaels, will unquestionably unload in their opponent's kisser.
JR: When we went off the air last night, Helmsley was making pretty good use of a pool cue on Goldust
JR: MY GOD, HE'S HUNG!
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Aug 29, 2010 13:49:21 GMT -5
JR on Big Show in the 2001 Royal Rumble:
"It's like a man playing with children!"
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