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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 8, 2011 22:22:11 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread #8, continued from here.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 8, 2011 22:43:42 GMT -5
You know? I'm hardly surprised. My return the the WWCF has been marred with a bunch of bullshit technicalities and random finishes, and to be honest with each and every one of you in the WWCF Galaxy, nothing surprises me anymore.
But you people should know, I lost my mentor last weekend. I haven't spoken out about it, deciding early that I would take out my frustrations in the ring. Unfortunately, that fat f*** Johnny Pebbles found a way to pull a draw out of our Battlebowl Qualifying Match. Standard, typical, and not at all surprising for me, it did, however, wake me up.
It woke me up to see that I'm at a crossroads, if you will. A critical point in my return. I've qualified for Battle Bowl, I'm getting a WWCF Championship title shot. That much has already been decided by powers far stronger and smarter than I. But this week, WWCF Galaxy, I have a chance at the Championship of Honor. As all of you know, my first Title Run was one that was marred by my own ignorance and hypocrisy. I lied, I cheated, and I stole my way to the top, and when I got there, my charity got the best of me, and resulted in Jay Carroll's one, and only WWCF Title run.
I wanted to turn a new leaf. I stepped in the ring against the Ambassador of Honor and respect, Seth Drakin. I fought (admirably, I might add) him in his specialty matches, and I came up short. That infuriated me, as a professional. I was lost. I turned to booze, I turned to drugs. Honestly, I just turned to anything that would make me feel like I wasn't me. My A-List persona was nothing more than a cry for help.
When Colt (like the jackass he is) attacked me from behind and broke both of my legs, Hideo Nakatomi answered that call. He hired the best doctors to make sure my recovery was not in vain, and was the best that money could afford. He hired the best trainers in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Shootfighting, Kickboxing, and Muay Thai. Once I defeated the muscle atrophy, I busted my ass, training 10 hours a day. I did it because Hideo Nakatomi believed in me. I did it because I knew that he knew that I was the best. He molded me into the man I am today.
The man who turned my life around, who single-handedly made me the cerebral assassin I am today, that man is dead. The person I look up to for support and strength is gone, forever. I do not hold any one man accountable. Jonathan Michaels, I understand why you felt the need to fight for the woman you love. Evil M, I understand your insatiable need for power. I get it. You two fought for what you believe.
But the WWCF needs to understand, Hideo lived his life honorably. He was only doing what he thought was best for his daughter, and now his life is over. Because of this, I'm no longer just fighting for my own accomplishments. I'm fighting in his honor, and I can think of no other way to honor him than to win the Championship of Honor, and the WWCF Title, and to defend them both to the best of my ability.
Connor McKenzie, Jeremy Dupoe, you two look formidable. I regret to inform you both that you simply have no chance in hell against me. I'm not saying don't show up, I love a fight. I'm saying expect to leave with your muscles torn from your limbs, and your teeth kicked down your throat. I will stop at nothing to honor the late Hideo Nakatomi. Nothing.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 8, 2011 22:59:03 GMT -5
*As Johnny Stone basks in victory, the same mysterious alter-ego that sometimes takes over his body that has mysteriously unsurfaced returns to him*
Well, how was that, asshole?
Not bad. At least you pinned....whathisname anyways. Figured the sewer rat dragged us down, but really, that is nothing new. It seems we always have to deal with fools who fail to be our equals.
I, and by that I mean ME, am not booked next show, though.
Since it's filling out more of this stupid BattleBowl shit, I am not surprised. But, covet this time, Stone. For as the clock ticks toward me returning to my own self, you still hold the reigns.
You buried yourself in MY body for a reason, you cocky SOB, and don't forget that. Anyways, your old buddy returns next week.
...Hmm. Perhaps we will arrive next show. For observation purposes, of course. And our old friend Blood takes his place in those qualifiers. While I monitor the match of Colt and that drunken trash, I will permit you to watch over Blood.
I'm gettin' f***in' tired of you, you know. You needed me to get us this far after your fall, and I will be damned if I get cut out because of you!
I was here first, Stone. And don't forget that. You are a being of artificiality, and I am the original. But, as I have said, I am not so cruel to damn you to the Stygian Abyss. You will become part of me. By September, it will not be us, but one.
We'll see about that....John.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2011 23:06:07 GMT -5
A camera man enters Evil M's locker room, but M punches him out, then picks up the camera.
RRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
M slams the camera down and the screen goes black.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 8, 2011 23:18:33 GMT -5
I can't believe that I'm going do to this......Hey Ladies and Germs! It's time for the General Store!
*music and fanfare.*
*Takes a deep breath.*
Today we have something that was made by the fans of the WWCF for the fans of the WWCF. It's a collection of fanfics and fanart of your favorite WWCF superstars!
Wind up Monkey: Oh good God no!
That's right folks. You can now read the infamous slash fanfic of me and..........Jeff.......and.....Matt Hardy. I'll read a little for you.
*The General opens the book. He then quickly throws the book in disgust.*
NO! I am not going to read that! What the f*** is wrong with these people? Why would I want to have sex with the Hardy Boys? Hell why would Matt and Jeff have sex in the first place? They're brothers for God's sake! These people are sick and need mental help!
Note: The WWCF......well.....to tell the truth...we're with the General on this one. Seriously....stop sending us the fanfics. You're not going to see Colt and Damn Right Jackson make out. Got it?
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 8, 2011 23:37:08 GMT -5
*Jeremy Dupoe is in the locker room the scene is lit by candle light only* It would appear that some of the people in this federation aren't as mindless as originally thought. That or the Elder Gods have given me there unholy blessing upon me. My first slaughter is a #1 contenders match and I want to everyone to watch as I decimate ViVA and Connor Mackenzie tonight. Consider it a warning that, as the simpletons say, I mean business. DAGON BE PRAISED!!!! *scene fades out as Depoe chants Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 8, 2011 23:37:27 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin who is laughing.*
Whitey, I don't know how you got that guy to help you in my distraction, but by hook or crook.......you are now #1 contender for the world title and me..........I have to deal with a situation I put King Viva in a year ago. Don't you think I will forget this little stunt you pulled.
But I am in a good mood because before I wrestled, I got news from the doctors that after months.....Jessica has spoken her first word. This is a great day for the Drakin Family as my wife is on the road to recovery.
Now don't think just because Jessica has spoken her first word since that atrocity occured, I have ended my road to vengeance on the Pantheon. Jessica needs to make a full recovery before that happens. Lodi learned that the hard way. Colt, you may avoid me this time........but I still have my plan to end this at Gookermania.
Now I have to do what I planned on doing originally, win my Lethal Lottery match and win Battle Bowl. With you as champion, you will be forced to stop hiding and face me one on one. Colt, your Pantheon has fallen to just two. Cageking has obviously turned allowed me to take care of Lodi. All that is left of your great Pantheon is you.......and Johnny Stone. And I will deal with him soon........
Now onto the two men who I will have to face on my own: M.O.P. and Finn McHaggis.
Finn, you have an Irish background and I am part Irish by blood. So I know of the Irish heritage. However, you will not be having any four leaf clovers or luck in beating me. I really don't have much to say about you because don't get me wrong........but I barely have associated with you and thus, I really don't know much about you.
However, M.O.P.....I know a bit about. He beat me in a Rules of Honor match and was the one who ended Above Average's stranglehold on the Interforums Title. He was also a member of the Equalizers and a man who has earned great respect from me. It is going to be a tough one to beat you, but I have to do this. I must face Colt at Gookermania and I must get my revenge.
If I have to beat you and Finn, I will. If I have to do what even the guy who I put originally in this predicament a year ago could not do in winning against the odds, I will do it. If it means having to go through everyone and win Battle Bowl, I've done it before and I will do it again. If I don't Colt..........you will lose your World Title at Battlebowl or sooner. And if even then, you hide from me.......I will make your life and the life of those who you care for.........a living hell. You Will Fight Me, Colt and even the gates of Hell will cower in terror at the punishment you will recieve.
Finn and M.O.P., I'll sing the Anthem Of The Angel and you'll say the Last Goodbye!!!!
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Post by Tyfo on Aug 9, 2011 0:49:45 GMT -5
*Static fills the screen. It clears to show a dimly lit gym with a ring in the center of it. A shadowy figure can be seen through the darkness. A small spotlight appears and the camera pans to Tyfo sitting on the top turnbuckle*
What? Were you expecting somebody else? I know you didn't think you were never going to see me again did you?
Where have I been? Why am I back? Obviously these are questions that must be running through your mind. It's pretty simple. Some months ago, my contract with the WWCF came to an end and I elected to step away and take some time to myself. I'd been in this company since day one and it was time to re-explore the world outside of Parts Unknown. I was everywhere. Japan, Mexico, the UK, South Africa, Germany, the list goes on and on. I went out and proved to myself what I knew all along. That there's not a better ring technician on this planet then Tyfo. I left a body part crumb trail across this Earth. A path of suffering, agony, and broken spirits.
I stepped away and voluntarily walked through Hell just to see if I still had it. Here, I'm a former World Heavyweight Champion, one half of the greatest tag team this company has ever seen, and part of the stable that revolutionized the business. So needless to say, I made good money here. I saw nothing like that out there. But that wasn't important. What was important is that I blazed through all corners of Earth, all the way back home! All the way back to reclaim the WWCF Championship!
Now, I come back to find myself in Lethal Lottery, and paired with Jonathan Michaels. A man I know well.
Hi Jono, by the way! *waves* I hear you've gotten married since I've been gone. Congrats, I'm happy for you. Sorry I missed the wedding. Sounded eventful.
But back to business, and that would be Evil M and Ryan Blood. I sense a slight bit of tension between Mr. Michaels and Mr. M. It seems like there's some conflict there. Well, that sounds great to me! Jonathan, you can trust me to have your back. I didn't come back to lose and you will have nothing but my 100% best effort out there next week.
Evil M, Ryan Blood. You two are just the first souls to step in my way on my path back home. Have you ever seen what happens to people who are tied to the tracks when a Train comes rumbling through? If not, you will soon.
Next week is step one to Tyfo's redemption. I'm not back to be #2 or #3. I'm back to be the best, and starting next week I'll step over, around, or through whoever is in the way.
It's good to be back boys! Through Hell and back home. It's ticking down to nut up time, I know I'll be ready. Michaels, I know you'll be ready too. The Pain Train is back on the tracks and speeding towards it's destination. The top.
*Tyfo laughs and spits a black liquid into the camera. Fades back to static*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 4:23:35 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin who is laughing.* Whitey, I don't know how you got that guy to help you in my distraction, but by hook or crook.......you are now #1 contender for the world title and me..........I have to deal with a situation I put King Viva in a year ago. Don't you think I will forget this little stunt you pulled.
But I am in a good mood because before I wrestled, I got news from the doctors that after months.....Jessica has spoken her first word. This is a great day for the Drakin Family as my wife is on the road to recovery.
Now don't think just because Jessica has spoken her first word since that atrocity occured, I have ended my road to vengeance on the Pantheon. Jessica needs to make a full recovery before that happens. Lodi learned that the hard way. Colt, you may avoid me this time........but I still have my plan to end this at Gookermania.
Now I have to do what I planned on doing originally, win my Lethal Lottery match and win Battle Bowl. With you as champion, you will be forced to stop hiding and face me one on one. Colt, your Pantheon has fallen to just two. Cageking has obviously turned allowed me to take care of Lodi. All that is left of your great Pantheon is you.......and Johnny Stone. And I will deal with him soon........
Now onto the two men who I will have to face on my own: M.O.P. and Finn McHaggis.
Finn, you have an Irish background and I am part Irish by blood. So I know of the Irish heritage. However, you will not be having any four leaf clovers or luck in beating me. I really don't have much to say about you because don't get me wrong........but I barely have associated with you and thus, I really don't know much about you.
However, M.O.P.....I know a bit about. He beat me in a Rules of Honor match and was the one who ended Above Average's stranglehold on the Interforums Title. He was also a member of the Equalizers and a man who has earned great respect from me. It is going to be a tough one to beat you, but I have to do this. I must face Colt at Gookermania and I must get my revenge.
If I have to beat you and Finn, I will. If I have to do what even the guy who I put originally in this predicament a year ago could not do in winning against the odds, I will do it. If it means having to go through everyone and win Battle Bowl, I've done it before and I will do it again. If I don't Colt..........you will lose your World Title at Battlebowl or sooner. And if even then, you hide from me.......I will make your life and the life of those who you care for.........a living hell. You Will Fight Me, Colt and even the gates of Hell will cower in terror at the punishment you will recieve.
Finn and M.O.P., I'll sing the Anthem Of The Angel and you'll say the Last Goodbye!!!! I told you I would win.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 4:28:12 GMT -5
*Whitey, Cynnamon, and the Punisher's ol' lady are shown relaxing at Whitey's rural abode*
Hi, Colt. Remember me? I hope you do, because I sure as hell remember you. I remember beating your ass and you pinning DR just so you would not have to feel my wrath.
Well, I have apparently ran DR out of the fed, I whipped Seth's sugar coated ass, and now I'm coming for the thing you value most, the world heavyweight title.
Tik-tok, tik-tok, that's the sound of your reign coming to an end. And when I beat you, realize it's not personal, only business
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Aug 9, 2011 4:35:22 GMT -5
I wish that I could blame this on Colt. Chalk it up to the power-maddened bastard really wanting to make me as miserable as possible for daring to stand in his way...but no, the fact is that the drawing for this Lethal Lottery was made while Colt and I were still on the same side, and I was there for it. It wasn't rigged, it was legitimately random, and believe me when I tell ya, I wasn't happy when I saw who my partner was.
There's nobody in this entire company I'd least like to help get into the BattleBowl, although Seth Drakin and Whitey Fats are both tied for a very close second to Evil M.
And I don't want to keep Jonathan Michaels out of the BattleBowl, because he's a hell of a lot more deserving of a world title shot than Evil M. These aren't just words, and I think my recent actions have made that pretty clear.
But at the end of the day, everybody in this company wants a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, and that includes the Blood Knight, Ryan Blood. So there's no way in hell I'm gonna be throwing this match, JoNo. I'm sorry, but if you were in my place, you wouldn't either. You can rest assured, though, that if it's me and M in that BattleBowl, I'll do my damndest to make sure he's one of the first guys over the top rope.
As for you, Tyfo, we haven't had any epic battles. Things have never gotten personal between us like they have at different times between first me and JoNo and more recently me and Evil M. But when you say that you and Naitch were the greatest tag team in the history of the WWCF...buddy, let's compare the Southwest Connection's record to Blood & Stone's. Three-time champions you may be, but you guys didn't defend your titles successfully a single time. My team, on the other hand, won five straight title defenses before being defeated by your old partner Naitch and Gus Richlen...and then we won our belts back from them in the rematch.
I'm not gonna brag about what we did to DR Jackson and Jeremy Grave, which in retrospect I'll admit was bulls***. But Tyfo, you were part of a successful tag team, instead of the most successful tag team in the history of the World WrestleCrap Federation! And despite sharing mutal hatred with my partner, I look forward to showing you that when it comes to tag team wrestling, I haven't lost my touch. Matter of fact, I think you and I should start the match off.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 4:46:16 GMT -5
I can't believe that I'm going do to this......Hey Ladies and Germs! It's time for the General Store!*music and fanfare.* *Takes a deep breath.* Today we have something that was made by the fans of the WWCF for the fans of the WWCF. It's a collection of fanfics and fanart of your favorite WWCF superstars!Wind up Monkey: Oh good God no! That's right folks. You can now read the infamous slash fanfic of me and..........Jeff.......and.....Matt Hardy. I'll read a little for you.*The General opens the book. He then quickly throws the book in disgust.* NO! I am not going to read that! What the f*** is wrong with these people? Why would I want to have sex with the Hardy Boys? Hell why would Matt and Jeff have sex in the first place? They're brothers for God's sake! These people are sick and need mental help!Note: The WWCF......well.....to tell the truth...we're with the General on this one. Seriously....stop sending us the fanfics. You're not going to see Colt and Damn Right Jackson make out. Got it? Seth was in the shower after his match, and could not get the sensation of Whitey's big strong hands grabbing him out of his mind
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 9, 2011 5:23:57 GMT -5
You know? I'm hardly surprised. My return the the WWCF has been marred with a bunch of bulls*** technicalities and random finishes, and to be honest with each and every one of you in the WWCF Galaxy, nothing surprises me anymore.
But you people should know, I lost my mentor last weekend. I haven't spoken out about it, deciding early that I would take out my frustrations in the ring. Unfortunately, that fat f*** Johnny Pebbles found a way to pull a draw out of our Battlebowl Qualifying Match. Standard, typical, and not at all surprising for me, it did, however, wake me up.
It woke me up to see that I'm at a crossroads, if you will. A critical point in my return. I've qualified for Battle Bowl, I'm getting a WWCF Championship title shot. That much has already been decided by powers far stronger and smarter than I. But this week, WWCF Galaxy, I have a chance at the Championship of Honor. As all of you know, my first Title Run was one that was marred by my own ignorance and hypocrisy. I lied, I cheated, and I stole my way to the top, and when I got there, my charity got the best of me, and resulted in Jay Carroll's one, and only WWCF Title run.
I wanted to turn a new leaf. I stepped in the ring against the Ambassador of Honor and respect, Seth Drakin. I fought (admirably, I might add) him in his specialty matches, and I came up short. That infuriated me, as a professional. I was lost. I turned to booze, I turned to drugs. Honestly, I just turned to anything that would make me feel like I wasn't me. My A-List persona was nothing more than a cry for help.
When Colt (like the jackass he is) attacked me from behind and broke both of my legs, Hideo Nakatomi answered that call. He hired the best doctors to make sure my recovery was not in vain, and was the best that money could afford. He hired the best trainers in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Shootfighting, Kickboxing, and Muay Thai. Once I defeated the muscle atrophy, I busted my ass, training 10 hours a day. I did it because Hideo Nakatomi believed in me. I did it because I knew that he knew that I was the best. He molded me into the man I am today.
The man who turned my life around, who single-handedly made me the cerebral assassin I am today, that man is dead. The person I look up to for support and strength is gone, forever. I do not hold any one man accountable. Jonathan Michaels, I understand why you felt the need to fight for the woman you love. Evil M, I understand your insatiable need for power. I get it. You two fought for what you believe.
But the WWCF needs to understand, Hideo lived his life honorably. He was only doing what he thought was best for his daughter, and now his life is over. Because of this, I'm no longer just fighting for my own accomplishments. I'm fighting in his honor, and I can think of no other way to honor him than to win the Championship of Honor, and the WWCF Title, and to defend them both to the best of my ability.
Connor McKenzie, Jeremy Dupoe, you two look formidable. I regret to inform you both that you simply have no chance in hell against me. I'm not saying don't show up, I love a fight. I'm saying expect to leave with your muscles torn from your limbs, and your teeth kicked down your throat. I will stop at nothing to honor the late Hideo Nakatomi. Nothing. HAHAHAHA Hell is benign compared to what I've seen. Hell is but a plain of fire sure it might hurt when you get there but it would be over fairly quickly. In the places I've seen you're are tied down and force to watch a mirror as you turn in to beast destined to feel nothing but pain for every slight movement. Maybe I'll send you there after the match. That is if your able even stand. Actually from what you just said maybe I should have you meet Cthulhu as you seem so in tune with insanity. I've said too much for now. Sleep with an eye open and prey to your heathen god that I don't unleash the horrors of the dreamworld upon the world
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Aug 9, 2011 7:54:09 GMT -5
(We see Jerry Fish entering The Sam & Great Warriors locker room)
JF - Gentlemen may I have a word?
TS - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?
JF - Relax, I just came to ask about tonights match.
TS - Tonights match was a clear example of bad officiating. Clearly Great Warrior should of won. Warrior should be in the Battle Bowl with X-Treme. But that official was biased towards Warrior. As is everyone in WWCF.
JF - What are you talking about?
TS - Isn't it obvious. The Great Warrior is a great wrestler. He's won titles in his home country of...where ever he is from. And yet WWCF are holding him back. Because they know if he entered the Battle Bowl he would win and then he would become World Champion. And his reign would last generations. But WWCF are afraid. They are making sure Warrior doesn't get the opportunity to face the world champion because they don't want to lose their meal ticket. Plus, I saw Mulligan and Mountain King bribe the referee earlier.
JF - Well, even if any of that was remotley true. Warrior still lost. He is not going to Battle Bowl. And you're jealous that King and Mulligan thought of bribing the official before you could.
TS -Well then...I demand that I get an opportunity to enter Battle Bowl!
JF - You? I thought you were a manager again?
TS - Financial Consultant. And yes, I may be a Financial Consultant. But I am also a wrestler. I pull double duty around here because I'm so great. Hell, I was the greatest Interforum champion in WWCF history if you didn't know.
JF - I do know. You mention it every time we meet.
TS - Well I am, but that's not the point. The point is I want the opportuinty to enter the Battle Bowl. And when I do, I will use my lawyers to make sure that Great Warrior gets my opportunity. We'll pass it off as a gift. Totally legal. IRS can't touch me on that.
JF - That plan is so stupid. First off, you would have to win a match to get the opportunity. Second, I don't think match obligations count as taxuary deductions.
TS - Well if it's so stupid. Then why doesn't WWCF just let me? What do they have to lose? Because it's not about me, it's about Great Warrior. He's the greatest Warrior in WWCF history. And I am the Great Financial Consultant in WWCF History.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2011 8:41:05 GMT -5
(We see Jerry Fish entering The Sam & Great Warriors locker room) JF - Gentlemen may I have a word?TS - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!? JF - Relax, I just came to ask about tonights match.TS - Tonights match was a clear example of bad officiating. Clearly Great Warrior should of won. Warrior should be in the Battle Bowl with X-Treme. But that official was biased towards Warrior. As is everyone in WWCF.JF - What are you talking about?TS - Isn't it obvious. The Great Warrior is a great wrestler. He's won titles in his home country of...where ever he is from. And yet WWCF are holding him back. Because they know if he entered the Battle Bowl he would win and then he would become World Champion. And his reign would last generations. But WWCF are afraid. They are making sure Warrior doesn't get the opportunity to face the world champion because they don't want to lose their meal ticket. Plus, I saw Mulligan and Mountain King bribe the referee earlier.JF - Well, even if any of that was remotley true. Warrior still lost. He is not going to Battle Bowl. And you're jealous that King and Mulligan thought of bribing the official before you could. TS -Well then...I demand that I get an opportunity to enter Battle Bowl! JF - You? I thought you were a manager again?TS - Financial Consultant. And yes, I may be a Financial Consultant. But I am also a wrestler. I pull double duty around here because I'm so great. Hell, I was the greatest Interforum champion in WWCF history if you didn't know. JF - I do know. You mention it every time we meet. TS - Well I am, but that's not the point. The point is I want the opportuinty to enter the Battle Bowl. And when I do, I will use my lawyers to make sure that Great Warrior gets my opportunity. We'll pass it off as a gift. Totally legal. IRS can't touch me on that.JF - That plan is so stupid. First off, you would have to win a match to get the opportunity. Second, I don't think match obligations count as taxuary deductions.TS - Well if it's so stupid. Then why doesn't WWCF just let me? What do they have to lose? Because it's not about me, it's about Great Warrior. He's the greatest Warrior in WWCF history. And I am the Great Financial Consultant in WWCF History.Bribery? I'm appalled! To think that I'd stoop so low! 'Twas coercion and intimidation, nothing more. You get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 9, 2011 9:06:21 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA Hell is benign compared to what I've seen. Hell is but a plain of fire sure it might hurt when you get there but it would be over fairly quickly. In the places I've seen you're are tied down and force to watch a mirror as you turn in to beast destined to feel nothing but pain for every slight movement. Maybe I'll send you there after the match. That is if your able even stand. Actually from what you just said maybe I should have you meet Cthulhu as you seem so in tune with insanity. I've said too much for now. Sleep with an eye open and prey to your heathen god that I don't unleash the horrors of the dreamworld upon the world Another WWCF.com exclusive... A camera can be seen moving down an alley, the picture in black and white, as Connor Mackenzie walks briskly into the picture. Still walking the camera follows, staying on his face even though his hood obscures the top half. "Hello again WWCF Galaxy. Just wanted to give a big shout out to all of you, the fans, for making the first Niteraw after Botch at the Beach as memorable for me as I hope it was for you. You see, now I appear to have a couple of opportunities. We all got to watch as Bergman and I qualified for the Battlebowl. And let me not forget a big thank you to Bergman. As I said on my twitter it was an honour and a privilege to have been able to team with you sir." The camera continues to follow Connor as he stops momentarily, addressing the camera directly. "But now we come to the second opportunity. And that is the Championship of Honor." Starting to walk again, his pace still quick as the camera shifts a bit, giving an off view on Connor. "Next week I have a match to determine the number one contender for Ryan Blood's Championship of Honor. Honor, a word that to me has as much weight and meaning as family, good, and respect. Honor is something I strive for, honor is something I live for and come Monday, it is something I will fight for. And I will fight against two men. The first being Viva, a man who recently has gone through some heartache, some terrible loss and frankly a man who has been here in the WWCF for a while. But, he is a man who is on edge, a man who is perhaps a little unhinged and no doubt, and some might even say a little un-glued. You Viva, can say what you want about kicking teeth in or tearing muscles from limbs and all that but the fact of the matter is that it adds up to a load of nothing until we get in the ring."Pausing once more, Connor addresses the camera again. "So Monday you fight for the honor of Hideo Nakatomi, but know that I am fighting for the honor of him, you, and every single person in the WWCF Galaxy. Which brings me to a new member and that would be you, Jeremy Dupoe."Connor begins to walk again, his pace still as quick as it was a few moments ago, the cameraman moves to Connor's right hand side now as he keeps up. "A new member of the WWCF Galaxy and you already are talking about hell and the worse that you have been in. Frankly I don't know whether to bring holy water, a copy of Friday the 13th or maybe just some glasses to help you because I think all the mutterings may be from you having learned to read while you had dyslexia. I don't know, and if so then hey..." Connor pauses. "We have the technology to help with that. All you need to do is ask."He smirks a bit, then continues walking. "But in reality, your words add up to as much as Viva's. And for someone as intelligent as you claim to be I'm sure the math is rather simple. Nothing plus nothing still equals nothing. Air, hot air in your case. So this Monday while the two of you spew your hot air about personal and literal hells and what not, I'll be out there doing what I do for the honor of the people in the Parts Unknown Arena and around the world when I beat both of you and look forward to challenging Ryan Blood for his Championship of Honor. So all that's left to say is, come Monday, let's do this." With that, the cameraman stops and Connor walks out of view.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 9:22:28 GMT -5
You know? I'm hardly surprised. My return the the WWCF has been marred with a bunch of bulls*** technicalities and random finishes, and to be honest with each and every one of you in the WWCF Galaxy, nothing surprises me anymore.
But you people should know, I lost my mentor last weekend. I haven't spoken out about it, deciding early that I would take out my frustrations in the ring. Unfortunately, that fat f*** Johnny Pebbles found a way to pull a draw out of our Battlebowl Qualifying Match. Standard, typical, and not at all surprising for me, it did, however, wake me up.
It woke me up to see that I'm at a crossroads, if you will. A critical point in my return. I've qualified for Battle Bowl, I'm getting a WWCF Championship title shot. That much has already been decided by powers far stronger and smarter than I. But this week, WWCF Galaxy, I have a chance at the Championship of Honor. As all of you know, my first Title Run was one that was marred by my own ignorance and hypocrisy. I lied, I cheated, and I stole my way to the top, and when I got there, my charity got the best of me, and resulted in Jay Carroll's one, and only WWCF Title run.
I wanted to turn a new leaf. I stepped in the ring against the Ambassador of Honor and respect, Seth Drakin. I fought (admirably, I might add) him in his specialty matches, and I came up short. That infuriated me, as a professional. I was lost. I turned to booze, I turned to drugs. Honestly, I just turned to anything that would make me feel like I wasn't me. My A-List persona was nothing more than a cry for help.
When Colt (like the jackass he is) attacked me from behind and broke both of my legs, Hideo Nakatomi answered that call. He hired the best doctors to make sure my recovery was not in vain, and was the best that money could afford. He hired the best trainers in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Karate, Tae Kwon Do, Shootfighting, Kickboxing, and Muay Thai. Once I defeated the muscle atrophy, I busted my ass, training 10 hours a day. I did it because Hideo Nakatomi believed in me. I did it because I knew that he knew that I was the best. He molded me into the man I am today.
The man who turned my life around, who single-handedly made me the cerebral assassin I am today, that man is dead. The person I look up to for support and strength is gone, forever. I do not hold any one man accountable. Jonathan Michaels, I understand why you felt the need to fight for the woman you love. Evil M, I understand your insatiable need for power. I get it. You two fought for what you believe.
But the WWCF needs to understand, Hideo lived his life honorably. He was only doing what he thought was best for his daughter, and now his life is over. Because of this, I'm no longer just fighting for my own accomplishments. I'm fighting in his honor, and I can think of no other way to honor him than to win the Championship of Honor, and the WWCF Title, and to defend them both to the best of my ability.
Connor McKenzie, Jeremy Dupoe, you two look formidable. I regret to inform you both that you simply have no chance in hell against me. I'm not saying don't show up, I love a fight. I'm saying expect to leave with your muscles torn from your limbs, and your teeth kicked down your throat. I will stop at nothing to honor the late Hideo Nakatomi. Nothing. HAHAHAHA Hell is benign compared to what I've seen. Hell is but a plain of fire sure it might hurt when you get there but it would be over fairly quickly. In the places I've seen you're are tied down and force to watch a mirror as you turn in to beast destined to feel nothing but pain for every slight movement. Maybe I'll send you there after the match. That is if your able even stand. Actually from what you just said maybe I should have you meet Cthulhu as you seem so in tune with insanity. I've said too much for now. Sleep with an eye open and prey to your heathen god that I don't unleash the horrors of the dreamworld upon the world I like the cut of your jib, son. Ever thought of exploring the exciting employment opportunities at Whitey, Inc.?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2011 9:27:39 GMT -5
To whom it may concern, it seems I've somehow lucked into a #1 contender match for the IF title. Good for me I guess, facing CageKing for the chance to whip The Cajun Sensation that's Sweepin' The Nation Caleb Fourchon. Make no mistake, this won't be no pleasure cruise, but I The Mad Pirate Mulligan, will be at the helm.
CageKing? Arrr Ye Prepared?
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Post by hossfan on Aug 9, 2011 9:31:03 GMT -5
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena*
Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com. We're here talking with the WWCF Inter Forum Champion, Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, next week on Monday NiteRaw there will be two matches of special importance to you: the Number One Contender's Match for the Inter Forum Title and your own Lethal Lottery Qualifier for Battle Bowl. What are your thoughts on each?
Caleb Fourchon (wearing a cheap white tee shirt with "BEST PURE WRESTLER" stenciled on it): Lethal Lottery Match nuttin to sweat over. Ah wrasslin a gimp and a pitch man. De only way Ah lose is if de ginger midjit Ah teamed with can't carry his share of de load.
Just so we're clear, the gimp, pitch man, and ginger midget you're referring to are Sparks, The General of the Monkey Army, and Gus Richlen respectively?
*Caleb nods*
Don't you think your words are too severe? Sparks is the former Number One Contender for the WWCF Heavyweight title, Richlen has held the Championship of Honor and Tag Team gold, and the General is the current Hardcore Champ.
So? Ah de Inter Forum Champion! Dat trump everyting dose tree dun did. *grabs a handful of the jersey he's wearing* See dis, Fish? Dis ain't jest words. It truth. But nobuddy want to admit it. De WWCF Shop won't even sell dis shirt. Ah make it at store in de Parts Unknown Mall.
Let's move on to the Number One Contender's Match for the IF title. You've faced both CageKing and Mad Pirate Mulligan in the past with mixed success. Who do you believe has the best chance of winning next Monday, and who would you rather face?
Neither dem couyon deserve title shot. CageKing had his chance and lose. And *eye twitches* dat cuckoo pirate belong in de nuthouse, not a wrasslin ring.
OK, but if you had to choose?
Ah don't have to play yer stoopid game, Fish. Ah de Inter Forum Champion, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. And if people here don't start respectin dat, den dere gonna be problems.
Meaning what, exactly?
You see. Everybuddy see. *stalks off*
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2011 10:11:59 GMT -5
Caleb? What happened? Did tossin' ye to the gators scramble yer marbles worse'n yer Mam's headcheese?
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