Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 9, 2011 11:40:58 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA Hell is benign compared to what I've seen. Hell is but a plain of fire sure it might hurt when you get there but it would be over fairly quickly. In the places I've seen you're are tied down and force to watch a mirror as you turn in to beast destined to feel nothing but pain for every slight movement. Maybe I'll send you there after the match. That is if your able even stand. Actually from what you just said maybe I should have you meet Cthulhu as you seem so in tune with insanity. I've said too much for now. Sleep with an eye open and prey to your heathen god that I don't unleash the horrors of the dreamworld upon the world Another WWCF.com exclusive... A camera can be seen moving down an alley, the picture in black and white, as Connor Mackenzie walks briskly into the picture. Still walking the camera follows, staying on his face even though his hood obscures the top half. "Hello again WWCF Galaxy. Just wanted to give a big shout out to all of you, the fans, for making the first Niteraw after Botch at the Beach as memorable for me as I hope it was for you. You see, now I appear to have a couple of opportunities. We all got to watch as Bergman and I qualified for the Battlebowl. And let me not forget a big thank you to Bergman. As I said on my twitter it was an honour and a privilege to have been able to team with you sir." The camera continues to follow Connor as he stops momentarily, addressing the camera directly. "But now we come to the second opportunity. And that is the Championship of Honor." Starting to walk again, his pace still quick as the camera shifts a bit, giving an off view on Connor. "Next week I have a match to determine the number one contender for Ryan Blood's Championship of Honor. Honor, a word that to me has as much weight and meaning as family, good, and respect. Honor is something I strive for, honor is something I live for and come Monday, it is something I will fight for. And I will fight against two men. The first being Viva, a man who recently has gone through some heartache, some terrible loss and frankly a man who has been here in the WWCF for a while. But, he is a man who is on edge, a man who is perhaps a little unhinged and no doubt, and some might even say a little un-glued. You Viva, can say what you want about kicking teeth in or tearing muscles from limbs and all that but the fact of the matter is that it adds up to a load of nothing until we get in the ring."Pausing once more, Connor addresses the camera again. "So Monday you fight for the honor of Hideo Nakatomi, but know that I am fighting for the honor of him, you, and every single person in the WWCF Galaxy. Which brings me to a new member and that would be you, Jeremy Dupoe."Connor begins to walk again, his pace still as quick as it was a few moments ago, the cameraman moves to Connor's right hand side now as he keeps up. "A new member of the WWCF Galaxy and you already are talking about hell and the worse that you have been in. Frankly I don't know whether to bring holy water, a copy of Friday the 13th or maybe just some glasses to help you because I think all the mutterings may be from you having learned to read while you had dyslexia. I don't know, and if so then hey..." Connor pauses. "We have the technology to help with that. All you need to do is ask."He smirks a bit, then continues walking. "But in reality, your words add up to as much as Viva's. And for someone as intelligent as you claim to be I'm sure the math is rather simple. Nothing plus nothing still equals nothing. Air, hot air in your case. So this Monday while the two of you spew your hot air about personal and literal hells and what not, I'll be out there doing what I do for the honor of the people in the Parts Unknown Arena and around the world when I beat both of you and look forward to challenging Ryan Blood for his Championship of Honor. So all that's left to say is, come Monday, let's do this." With that, the cameraman stops and Connor walks out of view. I agree with you about Dupoe, he's all talk. He hasn't set one foot in a god damn WWCF ring and he's trying to strike fear into us talking about the hell he's been through. Give me a break, Dupoe, you think you've had it rough, you ain't seen nothing yet.
As for you, Connor, is that what this is? 'Nothing's been proven until we step foot in the ring', huh? Why? Because you haven't gotten a chance to prove it yet? I've got more accolades on my resume than you have actual matches. I'm a former WWCF World Champion, a Two-Time Tag Champion. I'm the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion, and I've ended careers. You want to talk about the honor you're going to fight with? You should be honored to step foot in the ring with a future hall of famer like me. How can you fight with honor when you have no respect?
The hilarious thing is that you're largely as unproven as Dupoe, with about twice the tongue. Neither of you two can light a candle to me, and Monday, I'm going to prove that. And believe me when I tell you that when I threaten to rip muscle from limb, and kick your teeth down your throat, it's not talk. I've done it before, and you're nothing more than a casualty in my fight to honor Hideo Nakatomi's life. You want to talk big, and denigrate the accomplishes I've had, tell me I'm all talk.
This week, both of you two are going to step into my office, and the memo from the man upstairs reads 'take no prisoners.' Good luck, chump.
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Aug 9, 2011 11:56:13 GMT -5
Lights cigarette.
So Mulligan thinks he's better than me. A guy who thinks he's a pirate thinks that he's somehow above my twisted logic. Well I wont shed a tear for his loss. Muscle is just that, muscle. Easy to come by. Has its uses, no doubt, but it's not essential. You see, I have a gift that the rest of the WWCF roster just can't compete with. The gift of perception. I am able to think in ways that would scare other men and women. It certainly scared Mulligan and Vouken. They're afraid to know what I know and they're afraid to think like I think. I don't even blame them but for people like them to call me a waste of potential? That's a joke. I'm reminded of this rhyme I once heard:
While looking in the mirror, what is it I see? I see a monster starring back at me, As clear as night and day, plain as eye can see, I see a monster and the monster isn't me.
I'll leave you to work that one out, I'm late for my victory party.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 9, 2011 12:45:02 GMT -5
*X-treme is shown in the back extremely angry8
Mullligan Mountain king you might have gotten a lucky win against me and great warrior.It was also a cheap win Me and warrior had everything taken care of we would of won if it wasn't for you mountain king. Next time you pretend to be hurt I'll make sure that you stay hurt Permanently. I know that you're smarter than that though I mean are you really stupid enough to do the same thing Twice I don't think so.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 9, 2011 13:44:18 GMT -5
Well....it seems that the WWCF in their "infinite wisdom"....has decided to let Ol' Smokey back to the WWCF. Well to be honest, I'm a bit surprised. I'm a bit surprised...that a company would bring a guy like me back to there precious promotion. They know what I've done to all their stars....I've bloodied wrestlers....I've blooded referee's...HELL I'VE BLOODIED UP STUPID FANS FROM THE DAMN CROWD!!!! And yet they'll take me back? And to put me against....their Golden boy. The World Heavyweight Champion Colt. THE ONLY MAN IN THIS DAMN COMPANY TO WIN THE WWCF WORLD NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!!! That's quite a jump, from being a bum off the street, to fighting against the WWCF number one man...THE BEST WRESTLER ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!!! Do you really think....that's the best idea? Think about it....and I'm saying this directly to the WWCF front office. Do you really think you want to throw your World Champion....the greatest Champion of all time...in the ring with a man like me? BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO END COLT'S GOD DAMNED CAREER NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!! This is not only my first match back...this is the biggest match of my entire career in general. In the past, the company never wanted me anywhere NEAR their golden boys. Because they knew...what I would do them. Hell I've beaten most of the stars that are still in this damn company. I NEVER GOT ANY DAMN TITLE SHOTS!!!! And I'm not talking about Hardcore title shots...I'M TALKING ABOUT INTERFORUM TITLE SHOTS....AND WORLD TITLE SHOTS!!!! For MONTHS...I was the number one contender to the Interforum Championship.....BUT THE CHAMPION DUCKED ME FOR SO LONG THAT IT DIDN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!! I NEVER SAW A DAMN TITLE SHOT!! I beat Whitey Fats...no title shot. I've beaten Sparks....I've beaten Evil M....no title shots where ever offered. I took Jonathan Michaels to his very limit...still no shots. I've challenged.... but no one listened. Colt....and my friend I hope your listening to me right now, because I want you to know that I respect you as a man and a Champion. But there is no way, that I'm gonna let you beat me this Monday Night. Look into my eyes Colt... you can see.....that I'm dead serious about this. I'm not gonna let you or anyone else....doubt me again. I'm not gonna let any promoters push me down anymore. This match is gonna prove to you, the WWCF and the entire Wrestling world...that I really belong in the Main Event. This is my moment and I'm not gonna let it go. So Colt....and once again I hope your paying attention...I hope you try to end my career on Monday Night....BECAUSE I'M DAMN SURE I'M GONNA TRY TO END YOURS!!!!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 15:11:32 GMT -5
Well....it seems that the WWCF in their "infinite wisdom"....has decided to let Ol' Smokey back to the WWCF. Well to be honest, I'm a bit surprised. I'm a bit surprised...that a company would bring a guy like me back to there precious promotion. They know what I've done to all their stars....I've bloodied wrestlers....I've blooded referee's...HELL I'VE BLOODIED UP STUPID FANS FROM THE DAMN CROWD!!!! And yet they'll take me back? And to put me against....their Golden boy. The World Heavyweight Champion Colt. THE ONLY MAN IN THIS DAMN COMPANY TO WIN THE WWCF WORLD NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!!! That's quite a jump, from being a bum off the street, to fighting against the WWCF number one man...THE BEST WRESTLER ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!!! Do you really think....that's the best idea? Think about it....and I'm saying this directly to the WWCF front office. Do you really think you want to throw your World Champion....the greatest Champion of all time...in the ring with a man like me? BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO END COLT'S GOD DAMNED CAREER NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!! This is not only my first match back...this is the biggest match of my entire career in general. In the past, the company never wanted me anywhere NEAR their golden boys. Because they knew...what I would do them. Hell I've beaten most of the stars that are still in this damn company. I NEVER GOT ANY DAMN TITLE SHOTS!!!! And I'm not talking about Hardcore title shots...I'M TALKING ABOUT INTERFORUM TITLE SHOTS....AND WORLD TITLE SHOTS!!!! For MONTHS...I was the number one contender to the Interforum Championship.....BUT THE CHAMPION DUCKED ME FOR SO LONG THAT IT DIDN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!! I NEVER SAW A DAMN TITLE SHOT!! I beat Whitey Fats...no title shot. I've beaten Sparks....I've beaten Evil M....no title shots where ever offered. I took Jonathan Michaels to his very limit...still no shots. I've challenged.... but no one listened. Colt....and my friend I hope your listening to me right now, because I want you to know that I respect you as a man and a Champion. But there is no way, that I'm gonna let you beat me this Monday Night. Look into my eyes Colt... you can see.....that I'm dead serious about this. I'm not gonna let you or anyone else....doubt me again. I'm not gonna let any promoters push me down anymore. This match is gonna prove to you, the WWCF and the entire Wrestling world...that I really belong in the Main Event. This is my moment and I'm not gonna let it go. So Colt....and once again I hope your paying attention...I hope you try to end my career on Monday Night....BECAUSE I'M DAMN SURE I'M GONNA TRY TO END YOURS!!!!! If it's any consolation, the Wrestling Messiah will be fighting for the world title at Battlebowl
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Aug 9, 2011 16:40:38 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is standing at a firing range firing an M-16. He pauses, takes off his goggles and his ear covers, and looks at the camera*
“If you’re looking at me now and wondering if all this is a front, and I’m not really like this, then you’re wrong. I’ve fought in wars, I’ve hunted scum, and some of them have just never been seen again. You can make up your own mind what’s happened to them, but let’s just say they won’t be keeping any dental appointments anytime soon.
“I’m here because my wife betrayed me, and I’m going to make those people pay. I can’t do that in the way I might normally do things, because I need to show my wife that I’m not the man she thinks I am. So I’m not going to go about this like I normally would. I’m going to do it the way I think she would respect, but don’t expect that will mean I turn the other cheek.
“Whitey Fats and Kate are my ultimate goal, but I understand I have to go on a journey to get to them, and that journey won’t be easy, and it will be tough. So to show Whitey Fats exactly how I’ going to get to him, I need to give him a demonstration. There’s two ways my match with Damn Right Jackson can go. I can extend the hand of friendship, and team up, and go after Fats together, which I’m sure you wouldn’t be happy about, would you Whitey?
“Or I could take Damn Right Jackson to the cleaners. I could show you that the man who was taking you to the limit, I could destroy. I have no inclination to make friends, I have no need of allies, I think a lesson in respect is needed, so I’m going to take Damn Right Jackson to the point of despair, and make sure you see it all, because what happens to him, will happen to you.
“Give my regards to Kate, pretty soon she’ll be tending your wounds, because you won’t be able to do it yourself with two broken arms.”
*Castle going back to target practice as the camera fades out*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 9, 2011 16:45:55 GMT -5
*Whitey, Cynnamon, and the Punisher's ol' lady are shown relaxing at Whitey's rural abode* Hi, Colt. Remember me? I hope you do, because I sure as hell remember you. I remember beating your ass and you pinning DR just so you would not have to feel my wrath.
Well, I have apparently ran DR out of the fed, I whipped Seth's sugar coated ass, and now I'm coming for the thing you value most, the world heavyweight title.
Tik-tok, tik-tok, that's the sound of your reign coming to an end. And when I beat you, realize it's not personal, only business Whipped my ass............that's funny. You couldn't whip the ass of a Playboy Playmate.
The only reason you won was because of a sailor. First time we fought........you need Caleb to help you. This time........you needed a sailor to help. I sense you are getting desperate for help since you obviously can't do anything on your own.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 17:20:24 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is standing at a firing range firing an M-16. He pauses, takes off his goggles and his ear covers, and looks at the camera*
“If you’re looking at me now and wondering if all this is a front, and I’m not really like this, then you’re wrong. I’ve fought in wars, I’ve hunted scum, and some of them have just never been seen again. You can make up your own mind what’s happened to them, but let’s just say they won’t be keeping any dental appointments anytime soon.
“I’m here because my wife betrayed me, and I’m going to make those people pay. I can’t do that in the way I might normally do things, because I need to show my wife that I’m not the man she thinks I am. So I’m not going to go about this like I normally would. I’m going to do it the way I think she would respect, but don’t expect that will mean I turn the other cheek.
“Whitey Fats and Kate are my ultimate goal, but I understand I have to go on a journey to get to them, and that journey won’t be easy, and it will be tough. So to show Whitey Fats exactly how I’ going to get to him, I need to give him a demonstration. There’s two ways my match with Damn Right Jackson can go. I can extend the hand of friendship, and team up, and go after Fats together, which I’m sure you wouldn’t be happy about, would you Whitey?
“Or I could take Damn Right Jackson to the cleaners. I could show you that the man who was taking you to the limit, I could destroy. I have no inclination to make friends, I have no need of allies, I think a lesson in respect is needed, so I’m going to take Damn Right Jackson to the point of despair, and make sure you see it all, because what happens to him, will happen to you.
“Give my regards to Kate, pretty soon she’ll be tending your wounds, because you won’t be able to do it yourself with two broken arms.”
*Castle going back to target practice as the camera fades out* *Whitey, Cynammon, and Kate are shown in Whitey's king size bed, with covers up to their chest* Hi, Frank! The Wrestling Messiah is also the Sexual Messiah, if you know what I mean. And your kids call him "daddy". Isn't that nice?
Now, me and Cynammon have some more business to attend to.
*Kate and Cynammon duck under the covers, seconds later Whitey's eyes roll back in his head as he grins*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 17:22:03 GMT -5
*Whitey, Cynnamon, and the Punisher's ol' lady are shown relaxing at Whitey's rural abode* Hi, Colt. Remember me? I hope you do, because I sure as hell remember you. I remember beating your ass and you pinning DR just so you would not have to feel my wrath.
Well, I have apparently ran DR out of the fed, I whipped Seth's sugar coated ass, and now I'm coming for the thing you value most, the world heavyweight title.
Tik-tok, tik-tok, that's the sound of your reign coming to an end. And when I beat you, realize it's not personal, only business Whipped my ass............that's funny. You couldn't whip the ass of a Playboy Playmate.
The only reason you won was because of a sailor. First time we fought........you need Caleb to help you. This time........you needed a sailor to help. I sense you are getting desperate for help since you obviously can't do anything on your own. Help? I beat everyone I face. I pinned you one two three. You might have won, but you did not keep your eye on the ball. I did, and that's why I am going to face, and beat, Colt at Battlebowl. Win the tourney and I'll see you at GookerMania
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 9, 2011 17:30:10 GMT -5
Whipped my ass............that's funny. You couldn't whip the ass of a Playboy Playmate.
The only reason you won was because of a sailor. First time we fought........you need Caleb to help you. This time........you needed a sailor to help. I sense you are getting desperate for help since you obviously can't do anything on your own. Help? I beat everyone I face. I pinned you one two three. You might have won, but you did not keep your eye on the ball. I did, and that's why I am going to face, and beat, Colt at Battlebowl. Win the tourney and I'll see you at GookerMania Well, at least I can say I apparently havent watched that movie as religiously as you have to find another one of the other actors in that film and pay for his services.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 17:41:43 GMT -5
Help? I beat everyone I face. I pinned you one two three. You might have won, but you did not keep your eye on the ball. I did, and that's why I am going to face, and beat, Colt at Battlebowl. Win the tourney and I'll see you at GookerMania Well, at least I can say I apparently havent watched that movie as religiously as you have to find another one of the other actors in that film and pay for his services. I don't even know what you are talking about, Sailor.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 9, 2011 17:57:49 GMT -5
Well....it seems that the WWCF in their "infinite wisdom"....has decided to let Ol' Smokey back to the WWCF. Well to be honest, I'm a bit surprised. I'm a bit surprised...that a company would bring a guy like me back to there precious promotion. They know what I've done to all their stars....I've bloodied wrestlers....I've blooded referee's...HELL I'VE BLOODIED UP STUPID FANS FROM THE DAMN CROWD!!!! And yet they'll take me back? And to put me against....their Golden boy. The World Heavyweight Champion Colt. THE ONLY MAN IN THIS DAMN COMPANY TO WIN THE WWCF WORLD NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!!! That's quite a jump, from being a bum off the street, to fighting against the WWCF number one man...THE BEST WRESTLER ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!!! Do you really think....that's the best idea? Think about it....and I'm saying this directly to the WWCF front office. Do you really think you want to throw your World Champion....the greatest Champion of all time...in the ring with a man like me? BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO END COLT'S GOD DAMNED CAREER NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!! This is not only my first match back...this is the biggest match of my entire career in general. In the past, the company never wanted me anywhere NEAR their golden boys. Because they knew...what I would do them. Hell I've beaten most of the stars that are still in this damn company. I NEVER GOT ANY DAMN TITLE SHOTS!!!! And I'm not talking about Hardcore title shots...I'M TALKING ABOUT INTERFORUM TITLE SHOTS....AND WORLD TITLE SHOTS!!!! For MONTHS...I was the number one contender to the Interforum Championship.....BUT THE CHAMPION DUCKED ME FOR SO LONG THAT IT DIDN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!! I NEVER SAW A DAMN TITLE SHOT!! I beat Whitey Fats...no title shot. I've beaten Sparks....I've beaten Evil M....no title shots where ever offered. I took Jonathan Michaels to his very limit...still no shots. I've challenged.... but no one listened. Colt....and my friend I hope your listening to me right now, because I want you to know that I respect you as a man and a Champion. But there is no way, that I'm gonna let you beat me this Monday Night. Look into my eyes Colt... you can see.....that I'm dead serious about this. I'm not gonna let you or anyone else....doubt me again. I'm not gonna let any promoters push me down anymore. This match is gonna prove to you, the WWCF and the entire Wrestling world...that I really belong in the Main Event. This is my moment and I'm not gonna let it go. So Colt....and once again I hope your paying attention...I hope you try to end my career on Monday Night....BECAUSE I'M DAMN SURE I'M GONNA TRY TO END YOURS!!!!! If it's any consolation, the Wrestling Messiah will be fighting for the world title at Battlebowl
Whitey...the only real consolation is seeing YOU GET YOUR F****** ASS KICKED AT BATTLEBOWL!!!! Actually, I'd buy tickets for LIFE to see you rot in Hell to be perfectly blunt.[/b]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 18:03:45 GMT -5
If it's any consolation, the Wrestling Messiah will be fighting for the world title at Battlebowl
Whitey...the only real consolation is seeing YOU GET YOUR F****** ASS KICKED AT BATTLEBOWL!!!! Actually, I'd buy tickets for LIFE to see you rot in Hell to be perfectly blunt.[/b][/quote] That's not gonna happen, boy. It's my destiny to be world champion. And, hell, I've already beaten three former world champion the last few months.OOC: Seth was champion, right?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 9, 2011 18:48:07 GMT -5
Whitey...the only real consolation is seeing YOU GET YOUR F****** ASS KICKED AT BATTLEBOWL!!!! Actually, I'd buy tickets for LIFE to see you rot in Hell to be perfectly blunt.[/b][/quote] That's not gonna happen, boy. It's my destiny to be world champion. And, hell, I've already beaten three former world champion the last few months.OOC: Seth was champion, right?[/quote] OOC: Yes........
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 9, 2011 18:58:22 GMT -5
That's not gonna happen, boy. It's my destiny to be world champion. And, hell, I've already beaten three former world champion the last few months.OOC: Seth was champion, right? OOC: Yes........ I don't think I was around when you won
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Aug 9, 2011 19:32:56 GMT -5
I agree with you about Dupoe, he's all talk. He hasn't set one foot in a god damn WWCF ring and he's trying to strike fear into us talking about the hell he's been through. Give me a break, Dupoe, you think you've had it rough, you ain't seen nothing yet.
As for you, Connor, is that what this is? 'Nothing's been proven until we step foot in the ring', huh? Why? Because you haven't gotten a chance to prove it yet? I've got more accolades on my resume than you have actual matches. I'm a former WWCF World Champion, a Two-Time Tag Champion. I'm the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion, and I've ended careers. You want to talk about the honor you're going to fight with? You should be honored to step foot in the ring with a future hall of famer like me. How can you fight with honor when you have no respect?
The hilarious thing is that you're largely as unproven as Dupoe, with about twice the tongue. Neither of you two can light a candle to me, and Monday, I'm going to prove that. And believe me when I tell you that when I threaten to rip muscle from limb, and kick your teeth down your throat, it's not talk. I've done it before, and you're nothing more than a casualty in my fight to honor Hideo Nakatomi's life. You want to talk big, and denigrate the accomplishes I've had, tell me I'm all talk.
This week, both of you two are going to step into my office, and the memo from the man upstairs reads 'take no prisoners.' Good luck, chump. Well, I suppose that's progress if we agree on something.
WWCF champ, I can respect. Tag Champ, I can respect. Heatz Champ, I can respect. That had a pretty cool belt by the way. But ending careers? You think I'm going to respect you for that? No, no. It's not respect that you're looking for with that last one. How ignorant of me, haha. You want me to fear you. That's the point of saying something like that. I'm not going to respect or fear you. Frankly it makes me sick that someone who proclaims that he deserves any kind of admiration for ruining someone's life, someone's very livelihood. It takes a man to beat another man, it takes a bully to try and make someone fear them...
And it takes a coward to gloat about it after the fact. You say you want to honor Hideo, you got your "memo" saying to take no prisoners? Well here's a memo for you, "champ" from the rest of the WWCF Galaxy. It reads, and I quote, "Kick this chicken farts ass for the lives and honor of those he has ruined." End quote. So this Monday, you can say you'll knock as many teeth out as you want, bring a Dentist, a doctor, a lawyer, your Uncle Stu with the limp, I don't care. Because once our match is through I'm going to look you in the eye and you'll know that the only thing that matters is what you bring into that ring. Because I don't give 80% or 90% I give it all, and you'll know it in the end.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 9, 2011 20:10:29 GMT -5
I agree with you about Dupoe, he's all talk. He hasn't set one foot in a god damn WWCF ring and he's trying to strike fear into us talking about the hell he's been through. Give me a break, Dupoe, you think you've had it rough, you ain't seen nothing yet.
As for you, Connor, is that what this is? 'Nothing's been proven until we step foot in the ring', huh? Why? Because you haven't gotten a chance to prove it yet? I've got more accolades on my resume than you have actual matches. I'm a former WWCF World Champion, a Two-Time Tag Champion. I'm the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion, and I've ended careers. You want to talk about the honor you're going to fight with? You should be honored to step foot in the ring with a future hall of famer like me. How can you fight with honor when you have no respect?
The hilarious thing is that you're largely as unproven as Dupoe, with about twice the tongue. Neither of you two can light a candle to me, and Monday, I'm going to prove that. And believe me when I tell you that when I threaten to rip muscle from limb, and kick your teeth down your throat, it's not talk. I've done it before, and you're nothing more than a casualty in my fight to honor Hideo Nakatomi's life. You want to talk big, and denigrate the accomplishes I've had, tell me I'm all talk.
This week, both of you two are going to step into my office, and the memo from the man upstairs reads 'take no prisoners.' Good luck, chump. Well, I suppose that's progress if we agree on something.
WWCF champ, I can respect. Tag Champ, I can respect. Heatz Champ, I can respect. That had a pretty cool belt by the way. But ending careers? You think I'm going to respect you for that? No, no. It's not respect that you're looking for with that last one. How ignorant of me, haha. You want me to fear you. That's the point of saying something like that. I'm not going to respect or fear you. Frankly it makes me sick that someone who proclaims that he deserves any kind of admiration for ruining someone's life, someone's very livelihood. It takes a man to beat another man, it takes a bully to try and make someone fear them...
And it takes a coward to gloat about it after the fact. You say you want to honor Hideo, you got your "memo" saying to take no prisoners? Well here's a memo for you, "champ" from the rest of the WWCF Galaxy. It reads, and I quote, "Kick this chicken farts ass for the lives and honor of those he has ruined." End quote. So this Monday, you can say you'll knock as many teeth out as you want, bring a Dentist, a doctor, a lawyer, your Uncle Stu with the limp, I don't care. Because once our match is through I'm going to look you in the eye and you'll know that the only thing that matters is what you bring into that ring. Because I don't give 80% or 90% I give it all, and you'll know it in the end. And that's where this chat becomes a mockery of everything I work for. You think I want you to fear me? You're god damn right. You BETTER fear me. Those who take me lightly end up tapping that canvas for mercy. You think you're better than any one else?
The simple fact of the matter, Connor, is that I think. No, scratch that. I KNOW. Your all is NOT, nor will it EVER be as good as my all. No one, not Colt, not Whitey, not Jackson, not crazy lunatic revenge seeker Seth, not Stone, not BRB, not Punisher, not Brony Richlen Alexander Gus, not you. No one in the WWCF can f***ing touch me when I'm at my best. And right now, I'm at my best. You tried to plant seeds of doubt when you said you thought I looked on edge. I'm razor sharp, pal. And trust me when I tell you that you'll feel the how sharp I am Monday.
The truth of the matter is that all this talk is cheap. I've got training to do. If you were smart, you'd be watching tape like I am. Although it's not like you're going to find anything to exploit in my game plan. No one ever does. Johnny Stone had to pull a rabbit out of his ass to advance to Battlebowl, and Monday, you're gonna need a miracle to win the chance at the Championship of Honor.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Aug 9, 2011 20:24:03 GMT -5
Another WWCF.com exclusive... A camera can be seen moving down an alley, the picture in black and white, as Connor Mackenzie walks briskly into the picture. Still walking the camera follows, staying on his face even though his hood obscures the top half. "Hello again WWCF Galaxy. Just wanted to give a big shout out to all of you, the fans, for making the first Niteraw after Botch at the Beach as memorable for me as I hope it was for you. You see, now I appear to have a couple of opportunities. We all got to watch as Bergman and I qualified for the Battlebowl. And let me not forget a big thank you to Bergman. As I said on my twitter it was an honour and a privilege to have been able to team with you sir." The camera continues to follow Connor as he stops momentarily, addressing the camera directly. "But now we come to the second opportunity. And that is the Championship of Honor." Starting to walk again, his pace still quick as the camera shifts a bit, giving an off view on Connor. "Next week I have a match to determine the number one contender for Ryan Blood's Championship of Honor. Honor, a word that to me has as much weight and meaning as family, good, and respect. Honor is something I strive for, honor is something I live for and come Monday, it is something I will fight for. And I will fight against two men. The first being Viva, a man who recently has gone through some heartache, some terrible loss and frankly a man who has been here in the WWCF for a while. But, he is a man who is on edge, a man who is perhaps a little unhinged and no doubt, and some might even say a little un-glued. You Viva, can say what you want about kicking teeth in or tearing muscles from limbs and all that but the fact of the matter is that it adds up to a load of nothing until we get in the ring."Pausing once more, Connor addresses the camera again. "So Monday you fight for the honor of Hideo Nakatomi, but know that I am fighting for the honor of him, you, and every single person in the WWCF Galaxy. Which brings me to a new member and that would be you, Jeremy Dupoe."Connor begins to walk again, his pace still as quick as it was a few moments ago, the cameraman moves to Connor's right hand side now as he keeps up. "A new member of the WWCF Galaxy and you already are talking about hell and the worse that you have been in. Frankly I don't know whether to bring holy water, a copy of Friday the 13th or maybe just some glasses to help you because I think all the mutterings may be from you having learned to read while you had dyslexia. I don't know, and if so then hey..." Connor pauses. "We have the technology to help with that. All you need to do is ask."He smirks a bit, then continues walking. "But in reality, your words add up to as much as Viva's. And for someone as intelligent as you claim to be I'm sure the math is rather simple. Nothing plus nothing still equals nothing. Air, hot air in your case. So this Monday while the two of you spew your hot air about personal and literal hells and what not, I'll be out there doing what I do for the honor of the people in the Parts Unknown Arena and around the world when I beat both of you and look forward to challenging Ryan Blood for his Championship of Honor. So all that's left to say is, come Monday, let's do this." With that, the cameraman stops and Connor walks out of view. I agree with you about Dupoe, he's all talk. He hasn't set one foot in a god damn WWCF ring and he's trying to strike fear into us talking about the hell he's been through. Give me a break, Dupoe, you think you've had it rough, you ain't seen nothing yet.
As for you, Connor, is that what this is? 'Nothing's been proven until we step foot in the ring', huh? Why? Because you haven't gotten a chance to prove it yet? I've got more accolades on my resume than you have actual matches. I'm a former WWCF World Champion, a Two-Time Tag Champion. I'm the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion, and I've ended careers. You want to talk about the honor you're going to fight with? You should be honored to step foot in the ring with a future hall of famer like me. How can you fight with honor when you have no respect?
The hilarious thing is that you're largely as unproven as Dupoe, with about twice the tongue. Neither of you two can light a candle to me, and Monday, I'm going to prove that. And believe me when I tell you that when I threaten to rip muscle from limb, and kick your teeth down your throat, it's not talk. I've done it before, and you're nothing more than a casualty in my fight to honor Hideo Nakatomi's life. You want to talk big, and denigrate the accomplishes I've had, tell me I'm all talk.
This week, both of you two are going to step into my office, and the memo from the man upstairs reads 'take no prisoners.' Good luck, chump. Though you are weaker minded then me I see your point. As the saying goes actions speak louder than words. How ever there is a serious flaw in that statement. Conner you are proof of that.It may not be obvious to the mindless zombies that call themselves fans but I can hear it, that slight quiver in your dialect upon mentioning me. Your implication that you need holy water or another mean to get rid of me. But you on the other hand Viva you intrigue me, you lack the aforementioned fear but instead seem to hold on to malice aimed at me save that for the ring. Which leads me to my the reason why I have a sense of honer.
It dates back years ago when I was a professor in the field of Necrobiology at Miskatonic University.. 2nd in my field next to that crazed fool Dr. Henry West. There was a student in my class named Reginald Mctraver, he was head of the class. The day I was going to take him under my wing as a protege it happened. Class was going as usual when a another student suddenly jumped on to his desk and lunged at me with THIS dagger*Dupoe pulls a blood encrusted dagger out upon saying THIS* Luckily he came up short, unluckily he started stabbing and slashing at Mctraver.*tearing up* HE WAS DEAD BEFORE I CALLED 911!!!! His last words where to avenge him. The reason I took to the occult was to try and find a way to bring Reginald back to life...Father Dagon told me that the only way to even get close to honoring his final words was to become a wrestler. THAT is why I'm here to fulfill his last words and maybe if I succeed Mctraver will return to the realm of the living. In Dagons name I wrestle. There is my honor, my cross to bear.*starts talking to the dagger* Isn't that right Reginald.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2011 20:27:38 GMT -5
Lights cigarette.So Mulligan thinks he's better than me. A guy who thinks he's a pirate thinks that he's somehow above my twisted logic. Well I wont shed a tear for his loss. Muscle is just that, muscle. Easy to come by. Has its uses, no doubt, but it's not essential. You see, I have a gift that the rest of the WWCF roster just can't compete with. The gift of perception. I am able to think in ways that would scare other men and women. It certainly scared Mulligan and Vouken. They're afraid to know what I know and they're afraid to think like I think. I don't even blame them but for people like them to call me a waste of potential? That's a joke. I'm reminded of this rhyme I once heard:
While looking in the mirror, what is it I see? I see a monster starring back at me, As clear as night and day, plain as eye can see, I see a monster and the monster isn't me.
I'll leave you to work that one out, I'm late for my victory party. Scared? Boyo I donnae scare easily. All I said (apart from the gutting thing....dreadfully sorry.) Was that ye needed tae respect those what paved the way, Smokey's spilt blood with the best of 'em and SHOULD have been champ by now.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 9, 2011 20:32:57 GMT -5
Okay Steve, let's see how many of those books sold, but remember....if it bombs your house it gonna burn!
*A piece of paper comes out of the printer. The General takes it.*
Holy hell! 200 million copies?! Quick! What's 15.95 times 200 million?
*The Wind up monkey punches the numbers in.*
Wind up monkey: 3,190,000,000,000 dollars!
We hit the jackpot! I guess fangirls make up most of our demographic.
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