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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:04:23 GMT -5
Please vote Tank.
For Daffney, obviously.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 19:05:01 GMT -5
Winter with the three amigos!
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 19:05:14 GMT -5
So did M ever explain why, now that Winter isn't in Katie Lea anymore, she's still got the Southern accent? Yes, THAT is the most unbelievable part of this angle for me. Do you pay attention? Like at all? She talks like that because she's a deceased wrestler from the mid south (I think) territory. Also Winter is a guy. To the Knockouts...not as well as I should, I'll admit. But I've been trying to pay more attention recently. Clearly, this was not the time to do that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:07:26 GMT -5
Daffney - 2 Lacey - 2 Winter - 1 Katy - 1
Seriously, we need your vote Tank.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 19:07:39 GMT -5
Daffney with a gutwrench suplex on Winter. Yes, I'm doing it, PN. Even after you were so mean in the last post.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:10:02 GMT -5
Yes! Yes!
*ahem*
Thank you, Tank.
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 19:12:08 GMT -5
Yes! Yes! *ahem* Thank you, Tank. (Looks at case, then Daffney, over and over) Damn.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:20:22 GMT -5
Traci hits a gutwrench suplex on Katy Lee. Traci follows up with a facebuster and goes for the cover.
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Sarita comes in and breaks it up. While Traci disposes of Sarita, Katy Lee gets the tag to Winter. Daffney begs Traci to tag her in. Instead Traci tags Lacey. Lacey looks overjoyed until Winter attacks her from behind. Winter whips Lacey into the ropes but Lacey reverses it and hits a big boot. Lacey then hits a chokeslam on Winter!
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Daffney breaks it up! Daffney yells at Lacey who looks confused. Traci asks Lacey to tag her back in but as she goes to do so Daffney jumps her from behind and pushes her into Traci. Daffney then goes to the apron and tags herself in. Winter tries to tag out to Katy Lee but Taylor yanks Katy off the apron. Winter then turns into the Daff Knees!
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, Daffney and Leather n Lace! As a result, your NEW TNA Women’s Champion, Daffney!
Jackson James hands Daffney the women’s title and Daffney laughs as she holds it to her chest.
Tenay: Daffney has regained the Women’s Championship! West: I don’t believe it. Tenay: Leather and Lace won’t be happy but at least they retain their tag titles. West: But what does this mean for Winter, Katy and Sarita?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:22:09 GMT -5
*Jay Lethal is shown backstage preparing for his match.*
Chris Sabin.
Kurt Angle.
Johnny Devine.
Samoa Joe.
Four men who I have defeated for the TNA X Division Championship. Tonight, I hope to add Brian Kendrick to that list. Brian, I have a lot of respect for you. You may be a little unconventional at times but it's obvious you care about the X Division and what it stands for. Maybe it's because it's where you fit in, maybe it's because you think it's where you can do the most good. For me, I care about the X Division because it's always been a constant for me. No matter where I was on the card, be it curtain jerker or main eventer, if I fell on hard times, I knew I could always rely on the X Division to be there for me. I've held that title four times for a reason and I intend to hold it for a fifth. You may be good Brian, you might even be great but you're not Jay Lethal. As far as I'm concerned, I only have one option tonight and that is to leave here the X Division Champion of the World. I hope you try your best to stop me and I'm sure we'll put on a brilliant match but one way or another Brian, things are going to be Lethal for you tonight.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:24:51 GMT -5
Previously on TNA Impact...
WITH THREE DAYS TO GO BEFORE HARD JUSTICE, JAY LETHAL NEEDED A TAG TEAM PARTNER TO FACE TOMMY CRIMSON MERCER AND KURT ANGLE. HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN ANYONE BUT HE CHOSE...
BRIAN KENDRICK, X DIVISION CHAMPION!!
*We see green screen footage of Kendrick flying through the air, then punching through a meteor*
WITH THE X DIVISION CHAMPION BY HIS SIDE, THE GRAND SLAM CHAMPION WAS ABLE TO FEND OFF EVIL IN THE FORM OF THE LEGENDS CHAMPION AND THE GOLD MEDALIST.
BUT TONIGHT, LETHAL IS ON HIS OWN AND THE MAN HE FOUGHT ALONGSIDE IS NOW HIS ENEMY! TONIGHT, THE X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE, ON A VERY SPECIAL EDITION OF...
THE BRIAN KENDRICK SHOW!!
Brian Kendrick "flies" into the shot, wearing Superman costume with an "X" in place of the "S." As he moves around, it's obvious that there is string attached to the back of the costume.
Hi kids. I'm Brian Kendrick.
Tonight, in front of the entire world, two awesome forces shall collide.
On one side of the spectrum, you have Jay Lethal. Former TNA World Champion, Tag Team Champion, Legends Champion, and most importantly, X Division Champion.
Jay is certainly a top notch athlete, having done all there is to do in TNA. Except for one thing.
Tonight, he shall go toe to toe with the one man who may just rival him. Tonight, he faces a former Tag Team Champion, a former Television Champion, a former United States Champion, a man who for the briefest of moments was World Champion...
Tonight, Jay Lethal will take on the TNA X Division Champion...
BRIAN KENDRICK!
Thunder and lightning effects sound, clearly spooking Kendrick.
Whoa!
Er... I mean...
Kendrick strikes a heroic pose.
There. That was exactly what I meant!
Anyway, Jay, you were a great ally the other night on Impact. But unfortunately, only one of us can be the X Division Champion. Tonight, I will do what I have to do to successfully defend the three things I hold dear...
One, my Championship!
Two, my Country!
And three...
Hostess snack cakes. Man those things are good!
Er... I mean...
Kendrick again strikes a heroic pose.
Yes, I'm positive that was what I meant!
Jay, tonight, let's give the people a show that they will always remember! Tonight, let's remind them all what the X Division is all about!
And with that...
AWAY!!
Kendrick goes to exit, only to be yanked back by the string.
Dammit, who forgot to unhook me?!
Kendrick tears off the string.
AND WITH THAT...
AWAY!!!
Kendrick "zips" out of the room.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:27:15 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, Jay Lethal!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice California, weighing 184 pounds, he is the reigning and defending TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Well I know these two men have a lot of respect for eachother but the both want the X Division tile. West: They aren’t the only ones. We know Robbie E is here tonight. He may be thinking about cashing in that Feast or Fired briefcase. Tenay: Well either I suggest you just sit back and enjoy this one, folks. This match is gonna be classic between two exciting young athletes.
TNA X Division Championship Brian Kendrick v Jay Lethal 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 19:27:57 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick awesomes Jay Lethal into submission.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 12, 2011 19:28:40 GMT -5
Kendrick with a super superkick
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 19:29:54 GMT -5
BK punches Lethal in the McRibs
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 12, 2011 19:30:27 GMT -5
Kendrick jumps into the air, getting approximately half a millimeter off the ground. He pokes Jay, as he stands there with a big smile on his face......
AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 19:38:18 GMT -5
Kendrick with a super punch!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 19:42:30 GMT -5
Getting close to that time.
M, Tank.
*nods in their direction as he tapes his fists*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 19:47:24 GMT -5
Getting close to that time. M, Tank. *nods in their direction as he tapes his fists* You mean the time when I make you both my bitches? Yep, very soon. ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 19:47:43 GMT -5
Kendrick whips Lethal into the ropes but Lethal hits a handspring back elbow. Lethal goes for the Lethal Injection but Kendrick counters into a backslide.
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Lethal rolls out and hits a dropkick to a seated Kendrick. He follows up with a cover.
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Kendrick kicks out. Lethal goes out to the apron and goes for a springboard but Kendrick dropkicks him, sending him to outside. Referee Andrew Thomas begins to count but Kendrick stop him, not wanting to win like that. Lethal gets up and Kendrick goes for a baseball slide but Lethal leaps up to the apron so that Kendrick slides underneath him. Jay then hits a crossbody from the apron, taking out both him and Kendrick. Lethal slides back in and Thomas begins to count but this time itls Lethal who stops him. Kendrick climbs to the apron. Lethal goes to suplex him back in but Kendrick fights out of it. Kendrick goes for a superkick but Lethal ducks and goes for the Lethal Combination. Kendrick counters into a small package!
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Kendrick reverses it.
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Lethal kicks out. Kendrick throws Lethal into the corner but Lethal jumps to the top rope and comes back with a diving axe handle. Lethal goes up to the top rope and gioes for the elbow drop but Kendrick moves. Kendrick follows up with the Kendrick!
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JB: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
Kendrick celebrates with the belt, as the TNA fans cheer the efforts of both men.
Tenay: Ladies and gentleman, we might have just seen an instant classic right before our very eyes. West: But Kendrick's a goof! Lethal can't get the job done anymore! Do any of them really even deserve anything? Tenay: Don, after a match like the one we just saw, these two fine athletes deserve all the credit in the world.
Kendrick extends his hand out for Lethal, but before they can shake:
WOW! Dude, that was an incredible match! You bros tore the house down! My ladies are still marking out! These guys deserve every clap in this ovation, am I right?
The crowd roars in approval, but quiet down when Robbie E hops the rails, taking off his vest.
Tenay: Now wait just a minute...
Robbie E breaks out into a grin, holding his Feast or Fired in the air:
.... It's such a shame that I'm going to have to outdo it!
Tenay: OH COME ON! West: Oh, this is going to be good!
Kendrick looks on in shock, exhausted from the last match.
Tenay: Is Robbie E cashing in? Somebody tell me this isn't happening. Somebody tell me this is not going on!
Kendrick points to Robbie E's case, and tell him to bring it. However, his look of anger turns into more shock, as Robbie E starts erupting in laughing, slowly climbing back into the stands.
Tenay: Oh, thank god! Thankfully this is not happening tonight, but you have to wonder if that was from fear, more then a practical joke! West: Shut up, Robbie E's trying to speak!
OHOHOHO! You know dudes and dudettes, I've seen a lot of dumb people in my life. But come on! Really? You actually fell for it? You thought that I would waste what could have been an epic moment at a time like this! COME OONNNNN! I'm having way too much fun out here! Isn't that right, ladies?
The woman nod in approval, as if they are in a hypnotic trance.
So yeah. I sparred you the beating of a lifetime because in your current condition, I'd be doing more work after the show with all of them, then the work I'd have to do to beat you. So consider yourself lucky. But BEWARE bro: I'm creeping up on you. I'm holding all my cards up to my chest. Waiting for the right time to bite. But before you even have time to notice, I'll be all coiled up on you. And you'll have nowhere to go. So don't consider yourself a champion. Your just warming up the belt for me. And when it's red hot, like my steamy good looks. The boyhood dream WILL come true for The Real Deal Sex Appeal..... but not tonight.
And if you have any brains whatsoever...... You'd come with me to my house back at The Jersey Shore. Crank up the X-Box, shoot some zombie's, eat some potato chips, then play some Twister. It's going to be killer. Did I mention the ladies? Cuz bro: The Shore is the place to be: For a good old fashioned PART-AY!!!
Robbie E- An Awesome Friend.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 19:49:07 GMT -5
Getting close to that time. M, Tank. *nods in their direction as he tapes his fists* You mean the time when I make you both my bitches? Yep, very soon. ;D Man, you two have very strange ways to pronounce "Samoa Joe's gonna kick my guy's ass tonight."
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