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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 16:01:39 GMT -5
Well Magnus/RVD was the opener and Hard/Joe was the main event. Now I had to switch them around I had to switch things around because of you. You did? How is that my fault?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:04:33 GMT -5
Well Magnus/RVD was the opener and Hard/Joe was the main event. Now I had to switch them around I had to switch things around because of you. You did? How is that my fault? It isn't, I just like being whiny. Ask Tank.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 16:04:43 GMT -5
Joe with a musclebuster
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 16:06:19 GMT -5
Joe with a Fated Twist
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:12:21 GMT -5
Hardy hits an inverted suplex and goes up top for the Swanton. But Joe leaps to his feet hits Hardy with a huge kick. He then hooks Hardy up. Muscle Buster! Joe then locks on the Clutch! Hardy taps out.
JB: Here is your winner, the TNA World Champion Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Joe sending a strong message to his No Surrender challenger here. West: Yeah, that was impressive. Tenay: Well we’ll see how RVD responds as he takes on Brutus Magnus later tonight.
The MCMG are backstage:
Well, I guess we should get ready.
Yep.
Big match tonight.
I know. An XScape match to see who faces Brian Kendrick for the X-Division Championship.
Too bad only one of us can win.
I know, right? And there's still the Jacksons and Anarquia to go through for either of us. Plus each other.
Yeah, well, no matter what happens, MCMG forever, right?
Exactly, man. MCMG forever. No matter who wins.
As long as one of us wins. And whichever of us doesn't win has to be in the corner of the one who does face Kendrick.
You got that right.
Well, good luck out there, I guess.
Yep. You too.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:15:48 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is an Xscape match and it is to determine the #1 contender to the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley! And weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
JB: From Hesperia, California, weighing 178 pounds, Matt Jackson! And weighing 172 pounds, Nick Jackson!
JB: And from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing 230 pounds, Anarquia!
Tenay: Well the Xscape match is pretty self explanatory. First man to excape the cage wins. West: And I gotta give the edge to Anarquia. The Jackson and the Guns will be too busy fighting eachother to notice him. Tenay: You may be right. Then again the experience of the Guns and the Jackosns in teaming together may give them an advantage. West: There’s no friends in this match.
X Division Championship #1 contendership Xscape match Alex Shelley v Chris Sabin v Anarquia v Matt Jackson v Nick Jackson 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 16:16:33 GMT -5
Anarquia with a Mexican Cutter on Shelley!
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 16:18:11 GMT -5
Alex Shelley with a superkick to Matt Jackson
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:25:08 GMT -5
Ah.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 16:28:34 GMT -5
Ah?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 5, 2011 16:29:17 GMT -5
Shelley nails everyone, and that includes Sabin, with one single massive enzuiguiri.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:31:15 GMT -5
The Guns climb up either side of the cage abut the Jacksons soon follow. Soon Alex Shelley is fighting with Matt Jackson on top one side of the cage while Sabin brawls with Nick on the other. While this is going on, Anarquia climbs another side of the cage. Shelley takes controls and knocks Matt back to the mat. Nick tries to do likewise but Sabin ends up taking both of them down. Anarquia drops to the ground the exact time as Shelley does so on the other side.
JB: Here is your winner…
Jackson James raises Shelley’s hand but Brian Hebner comes down to argue with him. Hebner points to the screen where a replay shows Anaquia and Shelley toching down at the same time.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, the referees have ruled that the co-winner of this match are Alex Shelley and Anarquia! Therefor both men are #1 contenders!
Tenay: We have co-number 1 contenders! What does this mean? West: I guess it mean Brian Kendrick has two opponents at No Surrender.
Ladies and gentlemen, one half of the TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Varon!
Thanks, Brooke. I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet since I want to save most of them for the PPV.
Traci, you've been in this business a long time. Now, I know you'd love nothing more than to get back the titles you and Lacey lost, and having been a champion many times before myself, I understand where you're coming from. But Friday, the result will only be the same as they were at Knocked Out, and that means ODB and I are going to be walking out of the ring a few nights from now STILL the champions.
As for you, Katy Lee, I will be quite honest. I've seen how you've been operating lately, and I don't like it, and I don't respect you because of it. As far as I'm concerned, you and Sarita do not desevre to be in the match on Friday, but seeing as you are, I will have no problem taking you down, Katy Lee.
Next Friday, what happened at Knocked Out will merely repeat itself, and tonight, Traci and Katy Lee are going to get an example of that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:31:55 GMT -5
Shelley nails everyone, and that includes Sabin, with one single massive enzuiguiri. Too late.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:35:36 GMT -5
Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita are standing backstage with Shark Boy.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, one of the teams that will challenge for the TNA Women’s Tag Team Championship at No Surrender. Give it up for Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita!
Thanks, Sharky.
Sarita just scowls.
So…
Tonight, Katy will be in action against a representative from each of the other two teams, that being Traci Brooks and one half of the Women’s Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Varon.
Last week, Lacey Von Erich defeated ODB and you, Sarita. So already, the former Champions have to be considered the ones with the advantage going in…
OK, shut up, fish face! In fact, you’re done conducting this interview, so scram!
Sarita grabs the mic as Shark Boy hurries off.
I told you letting the fish interview us was a dumb idea.
OK, here we go. Fine, Lacey beat me last week. Big freakin’ deal! This is a new week, a new match. Katy is going to show everyone why we are still a threat to Women’s Tag Team Championships and…
Ahnd Ah ahm goin’ t’show whah Ah’m gahnna becahm da next TNA Wahmen’s Champ’on.
Um, excuse me. This is OUR interview time, chica!
Easy, Sarita…
Winter, not that we aren’t happy to see you bu-
Save it, luv. Ah know zactly whut yew tew’ve been ahp tih. So Ah jes stahpped bah t’let ya’ll know thaht it wahn’t werk.
Ah’m heyah t’stay, luvs.
Now Winter, don’t you think you’re being a little unreasonable? After all, you’re basically stealing someone else’s life…
Mickie? Huh huh huh!
Look, luv. Everyone needs to jes fahrget bout Mickie James. Frahm heyah on owt, dis is da Wintah Show, luv.
I suggest yew get used to it.
Now, I’ve gaht t’get goin’…
Good lahk.
Winter walks away, smiling. Sarita just looks at Katy.
OK, so we may have a problem here…
You think?!
Look, I don’t know about you, but I am sick and tired of this arrangement. And I’m just about ready to take matters into my own hands…
Hang on Sarita. Let’s not do anything too drastic just yet.
I have a plan.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:38:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Lacey Von Erich, from St Marys, Ontario, Canada, Traci Brooks!
JB: Accompanied by Sarita, from Chelsea, England, Katy Nikita Lee!
JB: And accompanied by ODB, from Los Angeles, California, she is one half of the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Varon!
Tenay: Well last wee on iMPACT, lacey Von Erich was triumphant against Sarita and ODB. West: Well now we have the opposite match. Tenay: And who will gain the momentum heading into No Surrender?
Lisa Marie Varon v Katy Nikita Lee v Traci Brooks 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 16:43:32 GMT -5
Lisa with a boot to Traci
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:51:08 GMT -5
Lisa hits a sidewalk slam on Katy and then hits the Widows Peak on Traci!
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Lisa Marie Varon!
As Lisa celebrates with ODB they are jumped by Katy and Sarita. LnL join in the fight until the three teams are separated by officials.
Tenay: Tensions running high here. West: Well all six of these women want to be tag champions. Tenay: Well they’ll get their chance at No Surrender.
I'm here with Scott Steiner, and tonight, Scott, you and Matt Morgan will team up again to take on Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy in the Shot At Glory Tournament-
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, now hold on there a second, Brooke.
Now, I know a lot of people are wondering what my chances are in this match. Well, normally, in a one-on-one match or a regular tag team match, the odds are two-to-one for either side. But that does not take into account that I'm the Genetic Freak, so that gives Morgan and I one-to-one odds right away.
BUT, add to that the fact, that I've beaten Kurt Angle before, and yes, I know this sounds familiar but the situation and the math are different, and his odds go up to four-to-one, while mine go to 0.5-to-one, but when you throw in Matt Hardy, that makes the odds go drastically up to sixteen-to-one, while mine go substantially down to 0.03125, and when you add Matt Morgan to the equation, THEIR odds are now 32-1 while OURS are now 0.015625-1.
But as far as my freaks are concerned, whenever there's a match in the ring or outside of the ring, when you add the Big Bad Booty Daddy to the mix, MY odds get better and better, while everybody else's odds get worse and worse.
So Matt Morgan and I have great odds in our favor, while Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy have impossible odds, because OUR chances are better than THEIR chances any day of the week, and Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy are facing us on the wrong day of the week!
Steiner does his signature arm flexing before suddenly storming off, leaving Brooke confused.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:54:47 GMT -5
You realize he's gonna crack eventually.
So?
So? Spitting in the guy's face was one thing. And that thing with the locker and the ink pack was...maybe you could get off there.
Man, that was hysterical. It pays to have relatives at the bank, man. In more ways than one, if ya catch my drift.
But the coffee might have been a little too far.
I don't follow.
Dude went to the hospital, Gun.
HAH!!! No shit?
Clearly you don't realize what "scalding" means when people refer to scalding hot coffee.
...are you saying I tried to f...
I'm just gonna stop you right there before you make an ass out of yourself.
Even more so than usual, that is.
I heard that!
You were supposed to.
Then why'd ya whisper?!?
For dramatic effect.
...I still don't follow.
Look, Top Gun, it doesn't matter. What matters is Eric Young's pissed off. Not to mention that little coffee stunt's gonna cost him weeks he could spend getting ready for the match. You just took this match from a near guaranteed win to a certified foregone conclusion, brother.
Like there was any doubt in anybody's mind, brother!!
*Bischoff storms into the locker room.*
SHATTER! YOU GODDAMN SON OF A *censored*
At Bound for Glory you are going to pay! But why wait 'til then? I don't have any plans for No Surrender. Neither do you. I think we should rectify this.
Thats right Shatter! I'm challenging you to a match at No Surrender!
.........Mikey?
Yeah?
Go get me one of those, uh...one of those cotton joints.
Huh?
One of them ear cleanin' dealies.
A Q-tip?
Yeah, right. One of those.
Random. Why the sudden interest in personal hygiene?
Because clearly my ears need scrubbed out. Sounded like Eric Bischoff just challenged me to a match.
He wasn't jokin', dude.
You're jokin' now, brother.
Nah, not a bit. Look at those wrinkles on his forehead. That's how you can tell he's not joking. That's his serious face. Somehow he got the idea in his head that it's intimidating.
Oh. So he really wants a match?
Sounds like he does, brother.
*All three suddenly burst out laughing.*
Eric, I think you're in need of a little reminder, jack. You don't have The Hulkster backin' you up anymore. You can't run around doing whatever you want anymore, dude! And you definitely can't be stepping into the ring anymore! Would've thought you'd learn that lesson after last time. Don't make the same mistake twice, brother. Just walk away.
No!
No no no no no no no!
Let him do it! It'll be fun!
*Shatter continues laughing.*
You wipe that smile off your stupid face right now!
I might not be a great wrestler, but I can damn sure fight! After what you've done to Young, you deserve the ass kicking of a lifetime! And I'm gonna be the one to supply it! You're going down! If you aren't afraid, I don't know why you haven't accepted my challenge?
Afraid?
Afraid.
He thinks I'm scared, guys. I'm scared of Eric Bischoff.
*Top Gun begins laughing again.*
Alright, Bischoff. You got it.
You just remember, you asked for this. 'Cuz Top Gun ain't in the business of holdin' back. Top Gun's in the business of kickin' ass, takin' names, and endin' careers of the fools dumb enough not to stay the hell outta my way. So don't make any plans after Friday that require strenuous physical activity. From what I've seen, cripples ain't that good at that kinda thing.
*Top Gun and his entourage exit the locker room, Top Gun bursting into laughter again on the way out.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 16:58:17 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a Shot at Glory tournament match set for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling’s Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: His partner, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, Matt Morgan!
JB: And his partner, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Well the winners of this match advance to No Surrender where they will face the winners of the Dinero/Sting v Abyss/Dreamer match later tonight. West: And then they face eachother. Tenay: But they have to get past this match first.
Shot at Glory Tournament Match Scott Steiner and Matt Morgan v Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 17:03:46 GMT -5
Stiener with a DDT
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