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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 17:04:33 GMT -5
Steiner with a belly to belly
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:10:41 GMT -5
Steiner locks the Steiner Recliner on Matt Hardy while Morgan takes care of an interfering Kurt Angle with a Carbon Footprint!
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JB: Here are your winners, Scott Steiner and Matt Morgan!
Tenay: Steiner and Morgan working well together. West: They could very well win this thing.
I can't believe it!
I know!
I mean, where does HE get off telling everyone that I'M the one who lost the match?!
Exactly!
Why should he be worried about winning the tag titles anyway? He's already Legends Champion!
Yeah, well it's only been a couple of weeks, and I'm already sick of hearing it.
Yeah, I can't wait to beat him and Petey and show them who the real loser is.
I'm not satisfied with just that. He wants to complain about not having more gold? I believe he has no challenger for his Legends Championship. So I'm going to call Jeff Jarrett and change that. Mercer wants to complain about not having enough gold, well, if I get the #1 Contender spot, after I beat him, he'll have NO gold at all.
Sounds smashing, if you ask me.
Damn right it does. So I say we go out there and show him a little bit of what the future could hold for him.
That also sounds good. Tonight, we show Mercer that neither member of the British Invasion is a loser. Let's go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:12:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, the British Invasion!
JB: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 431 pounds, Petey Williams and the TNA Legends Champion Tommy “Crimson” Mercer, the Lake Erie Monsters!
Tenay: Well we have heard from Jeff Jarrett’s office that it is official. If the Birtish Invasion win this match then Doug Williams gets a Legends titles shot at No Surrender. West: That not really fair. Tenay: Mercer wants challengers, he’s gonna get one.
Lake Erie Monsters v British Invasion 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 17:14:50 GMT -5
Doug Williams obliterates Petey Williams
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 17:14:53 GMT -5
Doug Williams with a chaos theory!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:23:14 GMT -5
Doug Williams hits the Chaos Theory on Mercer as Terry takes out Petey Williams with a boot.
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JB: Here are your winners, the British Invasion!
Tenay: Doug Williams just pinned the Legends champion! If that happens at No Surrender then we’ll have a new champion. West: Well duh.
D'Angelo Dinero is shown backstage.
Ladies and gentlemen, a miracle has occured. So far we have seen Red and Jesse Neal. AJ Styles and Brutus Magnus. Longtime enemies who could not hold it together long enough to advance. However Sting and I were able to succeed where they have failed. Why? Because we are men of God. We know how to stand firm in the face of adversity.
For as it says in Corinthians 16:13 -
"Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong."
And Ezekiel 22:14 -
"Will your courage endure or your hands be strong in the day I deal with you? I the LORD have spoken, and I will do it. The Effects Your Courage Will Have On Others"
I refer you to Chronicles 22:13 -
"Then you will have success if you are careful to observe the decrees and laws that the Lord gave Moses for Israel. Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or discouraged."
The end is in sight, my borthers and sisters. Were are three matches away from achieving our ultimate goal. To give TNA a champion they can be proud of. So it has come to pass, and so it will be.
Amen.
Dinero bows his head as the shot fades out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:24:35 GMT -5
Sting appears in the rafters, brandishing his baseball bat.
One month ago, the fight against corruption began with a BANG!
At Hard Justice, I gave everyone in this company a reminder of just who the hell I am! I know a lot of people were ready to cast me aside and disregard me as a fossil, as somebody who was too old to still go. But boy howdy, I sure proved them wrong, huh?!
D'Angelo Dinero, I hope you're not too sore. Physically or metaphorically. Because you see, buddy, I did you a favor.
This time last month, Samoa Joe was kicking your butt all over the Impact Zone. But last week? Last week you moved yourself one win closer to getting back to the TNA Championship!
Now ask yourself this. "Could I have accomplished this if Sting didn't attack me at Hard Justice?"
So as not to keep you in suspense, the answer is NO WAY, Jose!
But as grateful as I'm sure you are, there has to be this nagging voice in the back of your head, that's asking the same question over and over.
"Why DID Sting attack me at Hard Justice?"
Now, I'm sure that once again the suspense is killing you. But unlike before, that's not a question I can answer for you right now. But fear not, my friend. There is a higher power who knows far more than you or I. I can assure you of this...
He has a plan, D'Angelo.
He has a plan!
And since I attacked you...
Well what do you know? I guess that makes you a part of that plan!
Corruption is a horrible thing, my friend. It overpowers you and weakens your body, your mind, your spirit, and your soul. But thanks to his plan, you have been saved from living in an immoral cesspool!
You like to praise the lord, D'Angelo, and I think that's awesome. After all, he's a pretty good guy. But the guy you NEED to be thanking is the higher power! For without him, your life would have no meaning.
No longer shall you aimlessly wander through your matches or your career, partner. You have a purpose now. And together, the sky is the limit!
The future? Nothing but a blank canvas, ready for you to start painting! You're the brush, D'Angelo. All you need now is the paint.
OOOOOWWWWWW!!!
Sting raises his bat and points it at the camera as the scene fades out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:28:25 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a Shot at Glory tournament match set for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, accompanied by Miss Valerie, weighing 350 pounds, “The Monster” Abyss!
JB: His partner, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, D’Angelo Dinero!
JB: His partner, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
Tenay: Well earlier Scott Steiner and Matt Morgan advanced to the finals of the Shot at Glory tournament. West: If Dinero and Sting can get on the same page then I’d favour them. Otherwise Abyss and Dreamer could take it. Tenay: Well we shall see.
Shot at Glory Tournament Match Abyss and Tommy Dreamer v D'Angelo Dinero and Sting 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 17:31:16 GMT -5
Sting with a stinger splash in the corner to Abyss.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 17:31:27 GMT -5
Dreamer with a DDT
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:34:43 GMT -5
Dinero with a Coronation.
Come on, we promoed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:41:31 GMT -5
Dinero hits the Pope Mobile on Abyss but Sting tags himself in. Sting then takes out Dreamer and hits the Scorpion Deathdrop on Abyss.
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JB: Here are your winners, D’Angelo Dinero and Sting!
West: Sting stole the win from Dinero! Tenay: Makes up for when Dinero did it last week.
Chelsea is backstage when Hamada enters.
OK, so what do you have lined up for me tonight?
Nothing. I felt you deserved a week off.
A week off?
You don't have to thank me...
I wasn't going to. Chelsea, I WANTED to wrestle tonight! I NEEDED to wrestle tonight!
No, you didn't. The last thing you need is to be in the ring tonight. You have a big match this Friday for the Women's Championship. You need to be at one hundred percent.
No Chelsea. What I need to do is prove that I'm a serious threat to the title, not someone who was just thrown into the mix to keep things fresh.
But you are a threat...
Am I? How can you tell?
You told me you could help me turn things around, Chelsea. And I gave you one month to do just that.
Well, it's been a month. Tell me, what exactly is different? Other than the fact that now my losses have been your fault instead of my own.
My fault?!
Didn't I tell you to stay away from the ring at Knocked Out? Great job following orders.
Taylor stuck her nose in first! I was just trying to even it up a tad.
But I told you NOT TO!
And then last week, I might as well have been in a handicap match.
I'm not a wrestler, Hamada. I did my best, but we both know I was outmatched...
Stop making excuses!
Tell me one way you've helped my career in the last month.
Well...
Chelsea smiles.
This time last month, you were nowhere near the Women's Championship. But now...
Hamada contemplates this, then sighs.
Let's see how Friday works out.
Then we'll talk.
Hamada leaves the room as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:43:54 GMT -5
Daffney comes out and head toward the commentary table.
Tenay: Well it looks like were being joined by the TNA Women's champion here. West: Be nice, Mike. You don't want to make her angry. Daffney: Hey guys! How are we doing? West: We're good. Aren't we good, Mike? Tenay: Swell. West: See, we're good. How are you? Daffney: Peachy, Don. Just peachy.
JB: The following is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Deepest Part of the Heartland, Winter!
Daffney: I cannot stand this...this thing. Tenay: I thought might have been more open minded. West: I'm telling you, don't get her mad. Daffney: Are you kidding me? Her very existence goes against everything I stand for.
JB: And her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
West: So I bet you're hoping for Taylor to soften her up right? Daffney: Honestly? I don't care. Tenay: You don't care about your own partner's wellbeing? Daffney: Don't get me wrong. If that thing hurts Taylor then I will be very upset. But this is more of an examination if you will. Tenay: I see. Now will you get your damn feet off the desk? Daffney: Make me. West: I'm telling you, Mike. Careful now. Daffney: HAHAHAHAHA!
Taylor Wilde v Winter 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 17:48:27 GMT -5
Winter with frostbite! (which if it isn't a real move, is a headbutt)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 17:58:51 GMT -5
Taylor takes Winter down with a neckbreaker and motions to Daffney.
Daffney: It’s time. Do it, Tay! Tenay: What? What the hell are you talking about?
Daffney ignores him and leaves the announce position. She goes under the ring and comes up with a sledgehammmer. Daffney slides it into the ring and distracts referee Andrew Thomas. Taylor stands back as Winter gets up and notices the sledgehammer. Winter looks at it oddly before she nails Taylor with it! Daffney backs off as Winter tosses the hammer aside.
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JB: Here is your winner, Winter!
Tenay: What the hell is going on here? West: I have no idea.
Daffney immediately attacks Winter from behind.
Come on, Mickie! I know you’re in there!
Daffney stomps away on Winter, yelling at her the whole time. That is until Hamada comes out and attacks her. Hamada sends Daffney into the ropes but Daffney puts on the brakes and slides under the ropes. She grabs the Women’s title from the announce table and heads up the aisle, staring Hamada down the whole way.
Brutus Magnus is backstage.
Last week was a bloody travesty! Thanks to AJ Styles, I am now shut out of the TNA Championship match at Bound For Glory!
AJ, I know you're still bitter about all that has happened between us, but was it necessary to screw me over?!
It's YOUR fault AJ! You're the one who tapped out, not me!
But lucky for you, you are not the man standing across the ring from me tonight.
Rob Van Dam. The man who is stealing MY TITLE MATCH!!! It should be me challenging Samoa Joe for the TNA Championship Friday night, NOT YOU!!!
Let's face it, you were happy when I lost the title! Because you know, deep down, that you can't defeat me. Why else would you hold off on cashing in until I had my title stolen from me?!
Listen to me very carefully, RVD.
You are NOT better than me. You are not more deserving than me. And you will never be a better Champion than I am.
As a matter of fact, after I get through with you, you might not even make it to No Surrender.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 18:02:28 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
JB: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Tenay: Well here we go, RVD about to take on the man who insists that it should be him and not Van Dam challenging Samoa Joe at No Surrender. West: Well I agree. Where’s Magnus’ rematch? Tenay: Well if he wins here he’ll be in line for a shot, just not this Friday.
Rob Van Dam v Brutus Magnus 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2011 18:04:12 GMT -5
Magnus with a vertical suplex!
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 5, 2011 18:10:31 GMT -5
RVD with a roll up.
(I know Magnus actually promo'd, but its the show before the ppv, and RVD is in the main event)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 18:14:21 GMT -5
Van Dam slams Magnus and follows up with the Rolling Thunder! He moves to climb the turnbuckles but JKO runs into the ring. JKO charges RVD but runs right into a spin kick. While this is going on, Shark Boy retrieves a chair and hands it to Magnus.
Tenay: What is this? West: Well Magnus said he was gonna make sure Van Dam didn’t make it to No Surrender?
Magnus lines up RVD but Van Dam hits the Van Daminator kicking the chair back in Magnus’ face! Earl Hebner calls for the bell.
JB: Here is your winner as the result of a disqualification, Brutus Magnus!
Tenay: Magnus brought in the chair! West: But he didn’t use it, Van Dam was the one who kicked it into his face.
Shark Boy jumps in and attacks RVD. Van Dam fights him off but JKO joins in the attack. Van Dam gets beaten down until Samoa Joe runs down. Joe takes out Shark Boy as RVD takes out JKO. Joe and RVD then stare eachother down as iMPACT goes off the air.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2011 18:21:20 GMT -5
Thanks to macman, Gus, M, Spartan and Tank for promoing. Thanks to Cageking, Gus, Spartan and M for voting. Thanks also to anyone I may have missed.
Full No Surrender card:
TNA World Heavyweight Championship Samoa Joe v Rob Van Dam
Shot at Glory Tournament Final Scott Steiner and Matt Morgan v D'Angelo Dinero and Sting
Tournament winners then face off for a World Title match at Bound For Glory
TNA World Tag Tema Championship Beer Money v TBA
TNA Legends Championship Tommy "Crimson" Mercer v Doug Williams
TNA X Divsision Championship Brian Kendrick v Anarquia v Alex Shelley
TNA Women's Championship Daffney v Taylor Wilde v Hamada v Winter
TNA Women's Tag Team Championship ODB and Lisa Marie Varon v Leather n Lace v Sarita and Katy Nikita Lee
Phil Shatter v Eric Bischoff
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