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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:16:53 GMT -5
Personal Friend and Adviser to Tommy Mercer, Petey Williams here, backstage with my guest, as always. TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, tonight you face Doug Williams with your TNA Legends Title on the Line, how do you feel?
Well, if I am to be completely honest, I’d have to think I feel a little more patriotic than I am used to here in TNA, as prior to now I’ve had no reason to expel energy and defeat an opponent via pure patriotism.
Surely you don’t need to now either.
Too True Petey Willaims, too true. So I will refrain from such childish insults as to a mans country, or to the company that man keeps, Douglas, I shall prevent myself from stooping to insulting your comrades, from insulting those that deserve naught but ridicule and shame for their, and I say this without referring to any of your large retainer by name , massive failures of mere existence. But, by the by, I shall instead simply say, I have beaten the best of this company, I have beat the Olympic Gold Medalist, I have beaten Mr. Anderson, which thinking on it is not much of an accomplishment.
Regardless, I have held this This TNA Legends Championship for a long time, and I do not plan on giving it up so easily to you Douglas Williams.
Because, Everything Is going to be all right, everything is going to be just fine, TNA Legends Champion Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer is happy to hand you a pay per view loss and look good doing it. Petey?
Yes?
Let’s Roll.
Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer smugs his way out of the frame.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:18:00 GMT -5
Oh man, I just tweaked my ankle getting out of my chair... FREAKIN' OWWWWW!!!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:20:39 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall at it is for the TNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, from Manchester, England, weighing 235 pounds, Doug Williams!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Petey Williams, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, he is the defending TNA Legends Champion, Tommy “Crimson” Mercer!
Tenay: Well this all started with Beer Money’s Tag Invitational Tournament. Mercer was drawn together with Rob Terry but they failed to win the tag titles. West: Mercer blamed Terry for the loss. Tenay: Doug Williams took the slight against his tag partner personally and so vows to take the Legends title tonight.
TNA Legends Championship Tommy "Crimson" Mercer v Doug Williams 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 17:21:16 GMT -5
TEH DOUGLAS with a lariat!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:21:42 GMT -5
Oh man, I just tweaked my ankle getting out of my chair... FREAKIN' OWWWWW!!!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) You know when we compared you to Kevin Nash we were only joking.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 17:22:38 GMT -5
Oh man, I just tweaked my ankle getting out of my chair... FREAKIN' OWWWWW!!!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) You know when we compared you to Kevin Nash we were only joking. "I take offense to tha—OH JESUS MY QUAD!"
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 17:23:09 GMT -5
TCM with...with...The Wizard of Oz?
...no, not Kevin Nash interfering!!!
And would someone answer my question from the last page?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 17:25:18 GMT -5
I think he meant Jackson James, aka Garrett Bischoff.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 9, 2011 17:25:59 GMT -5
Williams with a powerslam
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 9, 2011 17:26:02 GMT -5
Crimson with a plancha.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 17:27:36 GMT -5
I think he meant Jackson James, aka Garrett Bischoff. I know. I was just hoping for some jokes at Jackson Andrews' expense.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:29:23 GMT -5
Jackson Andrews is a TNA referee? When did this happen?!? Sometimes my brain refuses to work.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:30:34 GMT -5
2-2 with five minutes to go!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:31:07 GMT -5
I think he meant Jackson James, aka Garrett Bischoff. I know. I was just hoping for some jokes at Jackson Andrews' expense. No lie, it took me a good two minutes to figure out who you were talking about. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Crimson with a boot!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:32:08 GMT -5
Williams with an armbar.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:35:20 GMT -5
Oh for f*** sake. You did that on purpose!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:37:19 GMT -5
Oh for f*** sake. You did that on purpose! I did? I didn't even look at the scores until after I'd voted.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:37:53 GMT -5
Oh for f*** sake. You did that on purpose! He's so like that. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:43:56 GMT -5
Flips a coin: Mercer with a spear
Williams hits a chopblock to Crimson then stomps away on his leg before locking on an inverted figure four leglock. Crimson fights against it and eventually manages to reach the ropes. Williams releases the hold and Crimson uses the ropes to pull himself up. Williams goes for the Chaos Theory but Crimson fights out of it. Williams charges but Crimson hits the Red Sky!
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Williams kicks out. Mercer lifts Williams up but gets hit with a European Uppercut. Williams follows up with Tornado DDT! Williams goes up top for the Bombs Away knee drop but is distracted but Petey Williams. Doug Williams kicks him away and comes off the top but Mercer catches him and hits the Mercy Kill!
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JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA Legends Champion, Tommy “Crimson” Mercer!
Tenay: Well thanks to Petey Williams, Mercer is able to retain. West: Well he took his eye off the ball. Tenay: But make no mistake about it, Mercer was in one heck of a fight.
Alex Shelley is sitting on a bench in the lockerroom:
To say that I am looking forward to this match would be a major understatement. I'm relishing it. I'M SALIVATING OVER IT.
See, while I've had several tag title runs the past couple of years, I haven't had the same success trying to fly solo. but I am damn determined to be X Division Champion tonight, and I have it so close in my grasp that it's agonizing.
Anarquia, you've done an admirable job of rising up in the X Division. But tonight you're going up against a member of one of the best tag teams in this company, and that is what makes all the difference.
Brian Kendrick, the time for being an ultra-hyper Bill Nye The Science Guy is over. You're not going to win this match with Mentos and Diet Coke, you're not going to be able to green-screen the match or do any cutting and editing, and you're not walking out of here as the X Division Champion. I AM.
Tonight, Alex Shelley does what Alex Shelley does best, and what I do best is win.
Tonight, I'm rolling out of here like a brand new car of a Motor City assembly line, and I'm going to have the best hood ornament around.
Tonight, Alex Shelley becomes the new X Division Champion.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:47:04 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Brooke Adams and my guest at this time...
WILL BE WITH YOU RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES!!!
What?
Brooke is suddenly holding a small stack of index cards.
Oh. So I just read these off? Yeah? OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's X Division Championship match is sponsored by the Detroit Automotive Industry...
Brian Kendrick enters, holding a steering wheel. He beeps the horn as Brooke tries to stifle a laugh.
And by the NRA...
Kendrick holds up a toy rifle and fires it off screen. A clearly faked "BANG!" causes both Kendrick and Brooke to jump.
AHH!!
OK...
Um, this match is also sponsored by Taco Bell...
Kendrick grabs a chihuahua from off screen and hands it to Brooke.
Oh, cute!
Brooke hands the dog back to Kendrick.
And by the Offices of Immigration and Deportation.
Kendrick holds up a piece of paper reading "ONE WAY TICKET"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we are back with my guest, the TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
Kendrick re-enters to the sound of canned applause.
Thank you Brooke, it's a pleasure to be here.
Brian, tonight you defend your title against not one, but two opponents.
Well you know what they say, double your pleasure, double your fun...
Man I wish I had a stick of DoubleMint right now...
First, there's one half of the Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley...
Well Brooke, let me tell you about Mr. Shelley. Mr. Shelley is an accomplished competitor here in TNA.
An accomplished TAG TEAM wrestler. And that's great. I was very successful in the tag team ranks myself, you know. But this isn't a tag team match tonight, Alex. No, this is a triple threat X Division match!
Not to be confused with the new triple stuffed Oreo cookie, by the way. But they are quite tasty.
No Alex, what this means is you won't have a partner to back you up tonight. The only guy you can rely on out there is you, yourself and... well, you!
Right, but Alex will more than likely be accompanied by his tag team partner, Chris Sabin...
Sure, but come on! I know the Machine Guns. They're way too honorable to pull something cheap like that!
Speaking of cheap, did you know that McDonalds has a variety of items on their menu that only cost a dollar or less, every day?
Man, sometimes I wish I lived in McDonaldLand. They've got apple pie trees Brooke. APPLE PIE TREES!!
That's great...
Um, your other challenger tonight is Anarquia...
Who?
Anarquia...
Sounds like a cheap import...
Less filling, tastes great!
Anarquia...
Actually, the more I think about it, he sounds like a menu item at a Mexican restaurant. Where's that mangy mutt...?
OK Brian, so do you have any thoughts on Anarquia?
...Is that a new car model? Are they bringing back Lying Joe to promote it?
...Moving on.
In addition to having this match tonight, Robbie E has been hinting at cashing in his Feast or Fired case very soon. In fact, on his Twitter page, he indicated that it could even be tonight...
Than so be it. Robbie E, you're a brash, arrogant young punk. Not very much unlike Louie the Lizard. But what Louie learned was that you can never usurp a proven commodity. Just like the Noid never succeeded in his mission to destroy pizzas, Robbie E will find that I am the Ronald McDonald to his Hamburglar!
...Right.
Any final thoughts?
Yes.
I am Brian Kendrick and I melt in your mou-
Thank you Brian, but we're out of time!
Back to you, Mike and Don.
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