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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 17:50:01 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say this is Brian Kendrick's greatest gimmick ever.
And The Brian Kendrick was one of my favorite characters to write, so that's a hell of a seal of approval from my end.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:50:22 GMT -5
JB: The following con-
Brutus Magnus makes his way to the ring. He grabs the mic from JB, who quickly exit’s the ring.
So, here we are at No Surrender. The final pay-per-view before Bound For Glory. Tonight is the night where people make their intentions known, a night where the stage is set for TNA’s biggest event of the year.
It’s an important night. And so far, I see only one little problem…
I WASN’T BLOODY BOOKED!!!
What the hell, Jarrett?! Are you seriously telling me that you didn’t have room on this show for the former TNA World Champion, but Phil Shatter versus Eric Bischoff just HAD to be on the card? It’s bloody ridiculous!
Last time I checked, I had beaten both of the men involved in tonight’s main event. Last time I checked, I had beaten most of the men involved in this ludicrous “Shot at Glory” tournament. Last time I checked, I had beaten practically everyone TNA Management had put in front of me!
Yet you couldn’t find room for me on this show.
Well that’s fine. That’s all well and good, Jeff. You want to just ignore for a month, you go right ahead. Wouldn’t be the first time the people running this show just pretended to forget about me. But I promise you this will be the last time. I am going to force you to take notice, Jarrett!
I promise you all. You have not heard the last of me. By the end of this year, I will be the TNA World Champion once again. And I don’t care who I have to step on to get there. Whether it’s Joe, or Van Dam, or even my old pal AJ Styles. I will not anyone stand between me and what is my property.
What is birthright. I was meant to be the TNA Champion! It’s my bloody destiny!
The crowd starts to boo and chant “BORING!” and “WE WANT WRESTLING!”
SHUT UP!!
You think I’m boring? You want wrestling? Fine!
Magnus starts to exit.
Don’t let me stop you from enjoying your bloody wrestling!
Magnus throws down the mic and heads up the ramp to a chorus of boos.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:53:16 GMT -5
I'm just gonna say this is Brian Kendrick's greatest gimmick ever. And The Brian Kendrick was one of my favorite characters to write, so that's a hell of a seal of approval from my end. Thank you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 17:54:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!
JB: From Mexico City, Mexico, weighing 230 pounds, Anarquia!
JB: And from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, he is the reigning and defending TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Well we apologise for the interruption folks. West: Apologise for what? He’s right, it is a travesty he’s not booked tonight. Tenay: Well in any case we are finally ready to get this match underway. Brian Kendrick faces his toughest test yet as X Division Champion. West: Well in a triple threat it’s simple. You can lose the title without being pinned. Tenay: Well we don’t know much about Anarquia but we do know that Alex Shelley has had a great deal of success as a tag competitor. Could tonight see him win his first single gold. West: And don’t forget that Robbie E is keeping a close eye on this one.
TNA X Division Championship Brian Kendrick v Anarquia v Alex Shelley 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 17:55:03 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick with a dropsault to both men! (dropkicks Shelley, moonsaults Anarquia)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:55:28 GMT -5
Kendrick with a flying dropkick to Anarquia.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 9, 2011 17:56:00 GMT -5
Kendrick with an enziguri
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 17:56:38 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick hits Anachihuahua with a Sliced Bread #3.
FOR AMERICA!!!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 9, 2011 17:57:07 GMT -5
Shelley with a leg lariat
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 17:57:42 GMT -5
Kendrick with a McSplash!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:10:45 GMT -5
Anarquia takes Shelly dopwn with a Hangman's neckbreaker but is then hit with a superkick from Kendrick!
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Shelley pulls Kendrick off Anarquia and hits the Shell Shock!
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Anarquia breaks this up and hits the Chicano U-Turn!
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Shelley breaks it up and goes for the Sliced Bread #2 but Anarquia pushes Shelley off and hits a backbreaker. Kendrick then grabs Anarquia and hits the Kendrick!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner and STILL TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Kendrick retains. West: Yeah, by the skin of his teeth. Tenay: That was still an impressive showing. West: But now he m,ay have to deal with Robbie E. Tenay: Well it doesn’t looke like it's happening tonight.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:13:01 GMT -5
*Taylor Wilde is seen sitting on the edge of her seat, almost bouncing in anticipation. Within seconds it becomes apparent that Taylor's in her shared locker room with Daffney, as traces of purple and blue are scattered over the room and on the walls. After a few seconds, Taylor stands up from her seat.*
Daffney! Cuddle bunny! Are you ready for tonight? Are you ready to beat Hamada again, are you ready to show that freak Winter who is the true dominant women's wrestler in this company?
Trust me baby, I am always ready. How's your head? You don't have a concussion do you? Concussions are the worst. I hate anything that dulls the sense and prevents me feeling everything.
The doctors say it's just a stinger. If she had hit me harder though, I might have had to skip out on this match.....
I gotta say Daff, this wasn't part of the plan. The sledgehammer was supposed to be a kendo stick. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I could help you- us. But you're going to have to forgive me if I want a piece of Winter first.
Yes, I do have to apologise. But I thought the sledgehammer might stir a reaction in her. And it seemed to work. A little anyway. If I just keep digging then I can unearth Mickie James. I just know it.
You know I'm more than willing to help Daff. But the next time Winter decides to pull out a sledgehammer, I'm not responsible for what happens. I'll give you Mickie, but Winter's mine.
There's a knock on the door.
Ah, it seems my appointment is here. Come in.
Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita enter.
Daffney...
We need your help.
Well it's about time. Have a seat.
Look, we're at our wit's end with Winter...
I told you this was a bad idea...
Quiet!
So...
Can you help us, Daffney?
Well you know the enemy of my enemy so on and so forth. But I just so happens I have planned for this. I knew eventually that you'd come crawling to me. I just need one thing from you.
Name it.
The blood of your first born children and both of your faces to wear as masks.
Katy and Sarita stare at Daffney, horrified.
Nah, I'm just kiddin'. But I will need a favor though. Tell me. Does it eat?
What are you talking about? Does what eat?
Winter. I know it doesn't need it but surely the body, Mickie's body, needs sustenance to be maintained.
Yes, Daffney. She eats.
Too damn much.
Shush!
Good. Tay, gimme my bag.
Taylor hands Daffney a small Hello Kitty bag.
Okay, what I need you to do is slip this into Winter's food.
Daffney reaches into the bag and pulls out a small glass vial.
What the hell is that stuff?
Well give it to a human being and it make them more lucid. I have no damn idea what it'll do to the dearly departed. It should be fun to find out. Point is if this works like it's supposed to it should give Mickie the extra kick she needs to shake Winter off.
Splendid.
But it won't hurt her, will it?
More importantly, what if it DOESN'T work like it's supposed to? Then what?
Well like I said, it'll be fun to find out. Though I need to ask something. How far are you prepared to go?
...How far does it HAVE to go?
I want Winter gone so that it no longer fouls this earth and I want Mickie James back so we can face eachother in a glorious conflict. Everything else is unimportant. I don't want to get into bed with anyone unless they share my mindset. So I ask again. How far are you prepared to go? Would you do anything it takes to get rid of Winter?
Sarita and Katy look at one another.
Whatever it takes.
Daffney smiles and claps her hands together.
Fantastic. Because getting this stuff into her system is only the first step. For the next step, Taylor will have a match with Madison Rayne on Impact. The match itself is irrelevant. The important part is that you need to make sure Winter is at ringside. You understand me? Then Taylor and I will take care of the rest.
Sounds like a plan.
Well it's been nice doing business with you ladies, it really has. Don't forget this now.
Daffney hands Katy the vial.
Be careful with that. It wasn't easy to come by.
Thank you so much Daffney.
Don't mention it. I'm always happy to help.
C'mon! She'll be wondering what we're doing...
Quite right...
Thank you again Daffney, but we must be going.
Good luck in your title defense!
Same to you too, I guess. Bye!
Daffney grins and waves as Sarita and Katy leave.
Think we can trust them?
Does it matter? As long as we play our part we should be gravy.
Alrighty. So, I get Winter, you get Hamada, and we fight it out at the end?
If that's the way you want to do it, baby. I'm nothing if not accommodating.
And when it comes down to you and me, well, we definitely know how to have a good time in that ring.
Oh you know it.
Daffney and Taylor start making out as the camera fades out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:17:11 GMT -5
We cut backstage, where Nick and Matt Jackson are looking dejected in street clothes.
Can you believe this, last month we were this close from winning the Tag Team titles, and now we aren’t even on the card. Why the hell is Jarrett allowing Beer Money this idiotic reign, where they can just name their challenger, a team that has never tagged before against Beer Money.
Sounds to me like sour grapes
Matt Morgan and Desmond Wolfe enter the scene.
Morgan, silence. Gentlemen, as you can see, the dichotomy of what happens when you listen to Desmond Wolfe and what happens when you don’t. So tonight, the Shot At Glory Tournament Ends, and when the dust settles, Matt Morgan shall be on top, and you two shall be the losers you are.
I'm here with Scott Steiner, who tonight will be teaming up with Matt Morgan one last time to take on Sting and D'Angelo Dinero in the Shot At Glory Tournament. Scott, could I get your thoughts on the match and-
Well, you see, Brooke, the way I see it, a lot of people out there are thinking that it'll be a breeze for Matt Morgan and myself to make sure that we're the ones in the final match, because they think that Dinero and Stinger aren't gonna get along.
But what most people don't know is that some of the most successful teams and some of the most dangerous teams are comprised of guys who couldn't stand each other if you put a cinderblock under both of them and told them to disarm the guy with the hammer. So the way I see it, that only makes Sting and Dinero that much more dangerous.
The problem with THAT reasoning, however, is that I've been part of more than my fair share of tag teams in my career, so that means I have that much experience behind me, so as far as I'm concerned, Matt Morgan and I have the advantage in that match.
And that means that I'll have to face Matt Morgan right afterwards. And once again, this is where my experience gives me an advantage over Matt Morgan, and after I beat him tonight, it's on to Bound For Glory, and at Bound For Glory, Freakzilla is gonna be the new TNA World Champion.
So for between now, when Matt Morgan and I defeat Dinero and Sting, to when I defeat Matt Morgan tonight, to when I become TNA World Champion again, this goes out to all my freaks out there in the iMPACT! Zone, BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP AND THE NEXT TNA WORLD CHAMPION,
HOLLA
IF YA HEAR ME!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:17:46 GMT -5
And to your left, you'll see two women making out. Nothing unusual there, folks. Now moving right along...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:18:07 GMT -5
That's two seperate promos BTW.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:19:07 GMT -5
And to your left, you'll see two women making out. Nothing unusual there, folks. Now moving right along... So we're a little obsessed with same-sex couples. Sue us.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 18:21:09 GMT -5
*reads Daffney promo about the Winter angle*
Alright, this angle is officially too silly. Break it up.
...I really wish I could find a picture, because I bet no one's gonna get that reference. Then again, it would probably be lost even with a picture.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:21:41 GMT -5
D'Angelo Dinero climbs up into the rafters.
Sting? Yo Sting, were you at?
That voice? Could it be my good pal D'Angelo Dinero?
Sting steps out of the shadows.
Why, yes! It is you!
Sting gives Dinero a hug.
How're you doing, man? All ready for tonight? Big match, you know.
Well I gotta admit, after what happened at Hard Justice IO thought there may have been some bad blood between us. But I'm glad we were able top move past that. I guess we can call that a misunderstanding.
Sting laughs.
Misunderstanding? Oh that was no misunderstanding, D'Angelo. I like to think of it as a spiritual awakening. The moment I helped you to see the light, to see just what you can do if you put your faith in the right people.
Well yeah. That's what I've been saying all along. Faith. Faith will lead you on the path to salvation.
Preach it, brother!
Tonight, I can feel it. We're going to be a well oiled machine out there! Scotty and Matt, they're good buddies of mine. But tonight, they need to step aside because a new train's rolling into the station baby! OWWWWW!!!
Well you know that you and I are former world champions. And Scotty has been to the top of the mountain too. But Matt has never been there. So the way I see it, that gives us an edge. And we need all the edge we're gonna get.
You've got that right, D'Angelo! But is the Stinger worried? HECK NO!!!
See, what bonds us together is that we're not like them. We're not backstabbers. I know I can trust you and I hope you know that you can trust me.
Morgan and Steiner? They both have a history of turning on partners. Scotty turned on his own brother! What kind of man does that?!
You know who? I'll tell you who. Cain the very first murderer. He turned on his brother too. And just as Cain was forced to wander the earth so too shall Steiner wander without a chance at glory.
That's the spirit! See, it's like I told you. Completely in sync, you and me, pal!
You see? We don't have to be at eachothers throats, do we?
I couldn't agree with you more, D'Angelo! I'm glad you're not taking what happened last month personally...
Well to forgive is devine. I just hope you don't hold it against me after I beat you later on.
Ha ha ha. I hope you leave fantasy land before our match starts, buddy. Because The Stinger is focused. The Higher Power made it clear that the TNA Championship is a big part of his plan. I can't let him down.
Well I can't let Him down either. You just make sure we win the match. Then we'll see who the better man is.
Amen brother! Amen.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 18:21:52 GMT -5
*reads Daffney promo about the Winter angle* Alright, this angle is officially too silly. Break it up. ...I really wish I could find a picture, because I bet no one's gonna get that reference. Then again, it would probably be lost even with a picture. *is wearing a Viking helmet* This is my only line. *crowd boos* But it's my only line!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 18:24:15 GMT -5
Yes!
And now my devilish play to undo the pay per view by distracting the masses with Monty Python references can begin.
......lemon curry?
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