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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:25:38 GMT -5
And to your left, you'll see two women making out. Nothing unusual there, folks. Now moving right along... I'll be honest, I had no other idea about how to end that promo. If I didn't come up with something Hayden and I would probably still be writing it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:26:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is the final of the Shot at Glory tournament!
JB: Introducing first, accompanied by Desmond Wolfe, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, Matt Morgan!
JB: His partner, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, D’Angelo Dinero!
JB: And his partner, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
Tenay: Well here it is folks. We started with sixteen men now we are down to four. The prize? A chance to face the world champion at Bound For Glory. West: This is, Mike. One of these four men will main event the biggest show of the year. Tenay: Indeed one of these men are just two wins away from glory.
Shot at Glory Tournament Final Scott Steiner and Matt Morgan v D'Angelo Dinero and Sting 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:26:43 GMT -5
Why is Sting suddenly talkative and... happy? Wasn't he brooding crow Sting a month ago?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 18:27:48 GMT -5
And now an attempt to make TNA's real annual tradition happen here.
Sting hits Matt Morgan Jackson with a Stinger Splash!
And now, for something completely different.
*Curry Man runs into the ring in the middle of the match and does his dance, then bolts just as quickly as he appeared.*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:27:56 GMT -5
Sting with the Stinger Splash to Morgan.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:29:20 GMT -5
In reference to the end of the last page, all I can say is:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:29:37 GMT -5
Steiner hit's Sting with a Steiner Screwdriver! This hurts Sting's feelings, so he becomes brooding crow Sting again. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 18:30:50 GMT -5
Steiner hit's Sting with a Steiner Screwdriver! This hurts Sting's feelings, so he becomes brooding crow Sting again. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) SHUT UP!!!A Monty Python reference and telling him what he should actually do all at once. Man, I'm good. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:31:35 GMT -5
Why is Sting suddenly talkative and... happy? Wasn't he brooding crow Sting a month ago? He started looking on the bright side of life? Or he's equal parts Crow Sting, Joker Sting, and old-school Sting. Take your pick.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:32:53 GMT -5
Well, if he's gonna hang out in the rafters like crow Sting, he has to act like crow Sting, dammit!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 9, 2011 18:33:55 GMT -5
Steiner with a belly to belly suplex to Dinero.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 18:34:44 GMT -5
Sting with a LARIATOOOOOOOO~!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 18:34:48 GMT -5
Well, if he's gonna hang out in the rafters like crow Sting, he has to act like crow Sting, dammit! SHUT UP!!!...sorry, I've been watching Flying Circus too much lately. Blame the Netflix.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 18:41:27 GMT -5
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!
*Boot to the head for Tank*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:48:21 GMT -5
Dinero ducks a boot from Morgan and Morgan gets caught in the ropes. Dinero then hits the Coronation. He makes the tag to Sting. Sting tosses Morgan and chopps away but Morgan reverse it and hits back elbows,. Sting staggers out and Morgan hist a Sidewalk Slam.
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Sting gets a shoulder up. Morgan drags him to the corner and tags in Steiner. Stiener hits a belly to belly suplex an follws up with the Steiner Flatliner
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Dinero breaks it up. Dinero attacks Steiner but Steiner throws him outside. Steiner then sits Sting on the top rope and sets up for the Frankensteiner but Dinero clubs Steiner from behind. This allows Sting to hit a tornado DDT!
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Morgan breaks it up. Dinero goes after Morgan but Morgan fights him off. Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint but Dinero ducks it and hits the Pope’s Blessing. Sting gets Steiner in the corner and hits the Stinger Splash! Dinero follws up with the Pope Mobile and Sting hits the Scorpion Deathdrop!
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JB: Here are your winners, D’Angelo Dinero and Sting!
Tenay: Well now we are down to two. Sting and Dinero. West: Yeah, one of tjhose men will challenge for the world title at Bound For Glory.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:51:02 GMT -5
*Traci and Lacey are shown in the back.* I still cannot believe you did that. Traci... I'M SORRY! We were the longest reigning Tag Champions ever... deserving of a rematch with ODB and Lisa Marie... and then you suggest a three team match!? I don't know what I was thinking... Clearly you weren't! ![](http://209.85.12.234/html/emoticons/dry.gif) *sigh* But I can't really blame you. You are ..well... you.. I've come to expect that sort of thing. But my major problem is with Jeff Jarrett. He's got a relatively good head on his shoulders... or at least I thought. Then he goes and makes that match happen? So now instead of our proper rematch, we have Sarita and Katie Lea to contend with? And we could end up not even losing the match, and still not get our titles back! After the last few PPVs, I felt that there was a brewing conspiracy against us. And this does nothing to alieviate those concerns. This isn't fair! UGHH! *Lacey doesn't respond* Are you even listening? Ummmm .... I was... but then you started talking about Jeff Jarrett and I got bored and started thinking about something else. *Rubbing her temples* You have a headache? Only for the past year. Oh, i'm sorry. I don't get headaches.You probably have to have something in there for it to ache. Good point.*shakes head.* Let's just... go. *Traci leaves.* Why do I feel like I should be upset right now? *shrugs* Hey.. Wait up!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:57:59 GMT -5
Katy and Sarita enter the locker room.
Winter?
In da shawah, luv!
OK dear.
Look! Her plate from catering!
Another one? What a pig.
Will you hush?!
Look, all Daffney said we have to do is pour this stuff in her food and-
So you’re just gonna do that? Right now?
Why not?
Um, maybe because she still has a match tonight?!
Yeah…?
Not only that, what sense would it make to drug her NOW? How you plan to keep her in that state for three days?
Katy just stares at Sarita.
Do I have to think of everything?!
T’ink ahf everyt’ing abowt whut, luv?
Katy and Sarita turn to see Winter standing there, wrapped in a towel.
We were just going over some last minute strategy. Katy can be such a ditz sometimes.
Dohn’t Ah know it, luv! Ha ha!
Katy and Sarita laugh nervously.
Yes, but Sarita has set me straight!
Hey, that’s what I’m here for!
Yah’re sahch ah good friend, luv.
So, ya’ll bettah be goin’ gahls.
Yeah…
Katy grabs the vial and slips it into her purse, which she then throws over her shoulder.
Good lahk…
You too…
Katy and Sarita head out the door.
You got the stuff?
Yeah, in here.
Monday, Katy. Then we strike.
Katy and Sarita head for the ring as we cut back to the locker room.
Silly gahls. Dohn’t dey know daht Winter nevah trewly ends?
Hahrd Justice was jes a sedbahk. T’nide, Ah’m takin’ bahk whut’s mine.
Dahffney, t’ank yew fer keepin’ da tidle wahrm. Ah reely do ‘preciate it.
Hahmahda, Ah t’ink it’s cewt dat yew wanna ewse me to make yahr name. Baht Ah hope yew hahve no illewsions. T’nide, Ah intend t’walk owt as t’victor.
Ahnd Taylah. Oh Taylah. Yew hahve no ahdea whut yew’ve gahtten into, dew yew? Poor t’ing.
Winter luvs da fate ahf da meek… Her vel’et tach prays on da weak…
Hahahahahaha!
Winter starts to remove the towel, humming to herself as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 18:59:31 GMT -5
Lisa Marie Varon is near the locker room door:
Hooboy.... Title defense tonight.... Man, I'd LOVE for ODB and I to prove that we're not just a one-match wonder-
ODB walks up behind her.
"Then we will. We've beat Leather and Lace AND the Loser Twins before, Lisa. We can do this. Who cares if it's a triple threat?"[/color]
Lisa Marie relaxes.
Exactly. We've been through worse in our careers. Tonight, we're solidifiying our place at the top.
ODB grins, clapping her on the back.
"That's what I'm talkin' about. Lisa, we've been through shit that would make most of them models they got up north drop to their knees and shit themselves over. We are the two toughest bitches on this planet, bar none, and we're gonna hold onto these here tag titles longer than this."
Besides, what makes Katy Lee and Sarita think they deserve the belts more than we do anyway?! They've proven that they can't capitalize on the chances they've had before.
"You know just as well as I do that logic never enters into professional wrestling. It doesn't need to make sense, it's just...there. They think they're entitled to the belts, and reasoning be damned."[/color]
Yeah, well their reasoning is more flimsy than a box of ten-cent matches. So tonight, we're gonna scorch them and Leather and Lace like a jar of salsa that got overloaded with hot peppers.
ODB grins.
"Now we're talking, my friend. Leather and Lace, though...they're a threat, and a credible one at that."[/color]
I know. Lacey's last name isn't Von Erich for no reason, and Traci's capabilities are all too well-documented. That's why they were champs for as long as they were, and that's why it'll be a battle to keep the titles out of their hands. "Wouldn't want it any other way. You know how much I love a good scrap."[/color]
You and me both.
"Damn straight. That's why we're partners, after all. Now, are you ready?"[/color]
More than ready, partner.
ODB cracks her knuckles, grabbing a can of beer.
"Then let's get to it."
The two walk towards the ring, ODB cracking her beer open and taking a huge swig as they walk.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 19:01:09 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Women’s Tag Team Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, the team of Lacey Von Erich and Traci Brooks, Leather n Lace!
JB: Introducing next, the team of Sarita and Katy Nikita Lee!
JB: And finally, the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, ODB and Lisa Marie Varon!
Tenay: Well it is time for the women’s tag title to be defended. West: Traci certainly isn’t happy that Sarita and Katy Lee wormed their way into this match. Tenay: Well they did win at Knocked Out, which is more than LnL did. West: It’s still not fair. Tenay: Since when do you care?
TNA Women's Tag Team Championship ODB and Lisa Marie Varon v Leather n Lace v Sarita and Katy Nikita Lee 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:02:14 GMT -5
Katy with the Kat's Cradle!
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