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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:02:32 GMT -5
Lacey with a chokeslam.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 19:02:34 GMT -5
ODB with a Thesz press to Sarita!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 9, 2011 19:04:02 GMT -5
Lacey dropkicks ODB.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 19:05:16 GMT -5
Eh......ODB with a pumphandle slam to Sarita.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 9, 2011 19:09:19 GMT -5
Lisa with a piledriver
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:12:37 GMT -5
Let's see, how many PPVs in a row is this now?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 19:17:08 GMT -5
Let's see, how many PPVs in a row is this now? What d'ya mean, M?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:17:47 GMT -5
Let's see, how many PPVs in a row is this now? What d'ya mean, M? Number of failed attempts by Katy and Sarita to win the titles.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 19:21:55 GMT -5
Traci and Lisa exchange forearms which ends with Traci whipping Lisa into the ropes. Traci goes for a clothesline but Lisa counters into a sidewalk slam. Lisa then hits a standing moonsault.
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Katy Lee breaks it up. Katy hits a jumping enziguri on Lisa sending her into the ropes. ODB tags herself in as Katy hits the Kat Nip on Traci.
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ODB breaks it up. ODB hits the fallaway slam then kips up. ODB then lifts Katy onto her shoulder for a powerslam but Katy gets out of it and hits a neckbreaker. Katy tags Sarita back in as Lacey gets the tag from Traci. Lacey hits a boot on Sarita the hits a chokeslam!
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ODB breaks it up and goes to whip Lacey but Lacey counters. She then sets up for a chokeslam on ODB but ODB counters into a scoop slam. ODB lifts Lacey on her shoulder but Lacey gets out and pushes ODB into the corner. Lisa tags back in as Traci comes in and she and Lacy hit a double clothesline on ODB. Lisa throws into Sarita and kicks Lacey low. ODB takes care of Katy Lee as Lisa hits the Widow’s Peak on Lacey!
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JB: Here are your winners and STILL TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, ODB and Lisa Marie Varon!
Tenay: ODB and Lisa Varon extend their run as tag champions. West: Well maybe they are starting to gel. Tenay: Well I guess that’s as close as a compliment as we’re gonna get.
Joining me at this time is "Top Gun" Phil Shatter, who tonight faces off with, of all people, former TNA Management Director Eric Bischoff...
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw, man. That's funny every time. And really, that's all I need to say. Eric Bischoff? He's gonna get in that ring and BANG!
It'll be over in five minutes.
I'm out.
*Shatter heads for the ring.*
Uh...that was "Top Gun" Phil Shatter, who will be in action shortly. Back to the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 19:24:37 GMT -5
Yes guys, I am here with a man who must have a death wish, Eric Bischoff.
Very cute, Brooke.
But no. I don’t have a death wish.
Then what motivations could you have for requesting this match?
My motivation? Isn't it obvious? Tonight I'm in a fight for my friend, and for my manhood.
I’ll be honest with you, with the world. I don’t have a great shot at winning tonight. In fact the experts have it roughly at zero percent. I’d like to think the odds aren’t that stacked against me, but at the end of the day, it's not going to be easy. Much more importantly, I don’t care. Tonight isn’t about the win or loss in my book. It’s about standing up for what is right and kicking Shatter's ass!
Eric Young is my buddy. One of the few people before Hard Justice who trusted me, even if he was reluctant at first. When you spat in his face, which clearly pissed him off, you spat in my face. The blue dye infuriated him, and I felt the same anger. The coffee, that was your last mistake. He is still in the hospital right now, but I have good news everybody. He’ll be back for impact this week.
You better just hope you're there to join him.
I'll get to your comment in a sec Brooke.
Shatter! Your worst nightmare is just about ready to return.
But I wouldn’t worry about the next impact if I were you, you have a much bigger issue approaching. Young may not be able to lay his hands on you until Bound for Glory, but I get to beat you to a bloody pulp tonight!
Now I'll address your comment Brooke. Several people are saying that I won't be leaving this ppv on my own two feet. I say if people think I'll need an ambulance, they better have brought two, because I'm taking Shatter with me.
I'll fight him in the ring!
I'll fight him around the arena!
I'll fight him in the frickin' hospital!
I'll fight him to hell and back!
You’ve been nothing but a bully, and its time for you to get your just desserts. Like I said, I have my manhood. No way in hell am I a man if I don’t stand up to you tonight!
People are saying that choosing to have this match with you was the worst decision of my life. I’m telling you all there was no choice.
. . . But you’re facing Shatter. There is no way…
If you’re not going to stand up to a bully, no matter how much bigger, how much stronger he is, you aren’t a real man.
I know Shatter is tough, trust me when I say I do. But I don’t care. Tonight he falls. Tonight I fight for my manhood.
For Young.
For Justice.
*Bischoff walks off the set*
That was Eric Bischoff, and despite the odds against him, no one can say he isn't motivated. Back to you guys.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 19:28:00 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cody, Wyoming, weighing 195 pounds, Eric Bischoff!
JB: And his opponent, from Hickory, North Carolina, weighing 247 pounds, “Top Gun” Phil Shatter!
West: Well this isn’t gonna take long. Tenay: Well I hate to agree with you but Bischoff is not a wrestler. But this isn’t about wins or loses here. West: Well I hope Bischoff has good medical insurance. He’s gonna need it.
Phil Shatter v Eric Bischoff 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 19:28:29 GMT -5
Bischoff with a roundhouse!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 9, 2011 19:28:33 GMT -5
Top Gun does that mocking crane kick thing everyone mocking martial artists defaults to, then lariats Bischoff into the corner, climbs the turnbuckle behind him and pulls him up...
SIT-OUT POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:31:23 GMT -5
Bischoff with a martial arts kick.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:33:07 GMT -5
Top Gun with a vertical suplex!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 9, 2011 19:33:39 GMT -5
Perhaps a silly question, but this phone can only show so much of each page, so tell me, has the Beer Money match happened yet?
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 9, 2011 19:33:55 GMT -5
Shatter with a big boot Perhaps a silly question, but this phone can only show so much of each page, so tell me, has the Beer Money match happened yet? Yup. They won.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 19:34:15 GMT -5
Perhaps a silly question, but this phone can only show so much of each page, so tell me, has the Beer Money match happened yet? Yeah, it opened the show.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 9, 2011 19:35:17 GMT -5
Bischoff with a moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 9, 2011 19:36:54 GMT -5
Well damn.
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