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Post by The Tank on Aug 12, 2011 21:49:57 GMT -5
Yeah, I dug up a PM from him. Top Gun and EY are gonna have to skip out on the tournament.
That's fine.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 12, 2011 21:54:52 GMT -5
Right, I'm waiting to see what macman says before I do anything with Dinero.
Also Daffney will have a celebration befiting the goddess that she is. Not sure what that means but I'm sure it'll involve her and Taylor pushing the limits of Impact's TV-14 rating.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2011 21:58:33 GMT -5
I can send you the list now, PN.
The order is the order I pulled the names, but we could redraw from that list and make sure it wouldn't interfere with the tournament matches (i.e. if I draw a team that has a match/matches in the tourney that week, we just go to the next one on the list and go back from the top the next week
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 13, 2011 9:01:18 GMT -5
Brother Devon can be in the tournament representing Team 3D.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 13, 2011 13:36:52 GMT -5
TNA.com VIDEO exclusive Eric Bischoff presents a special post: HARD JUSTICEEric's Explanations With Special Guest: Robbie E *Eric Bischoff (bloody) is sitting in a hospital bed with Eric Young standing next to him* I’m Eric Bischoff, and welcome to the fifth edition of Eric’s Explanations. Hard Justice was not a good night for me, if you couldn’t already tell. For those of you who missed the show, you missed me get smacked in the head with a chair by Hogan. That’s why I’m here. But the show must go on, and I won’t let you down and miss this Eric’s Explanations. Tonight I discuss all of my failings at Hard Justice, both in-ring and ppv predictions. Robbie E is tonight’s special guest. And of course we end with the most popular segment, “Let your voice be heard”. But first Hard Justice…Bischoff, if you don’t mind I have a couple of words to say. I’ll get to Shatter in a second, but Bischoff… you have nothing to regret about tonight.Thanks, but I failed the team. I was the one who got pinned.Actually, there is something you need to remember. Me and you, we had different goals going into this match. I wanted to beat Shatter. I wanted to get the victory which would finally shut him up. I failed myself in that regard, but Bischoff, you went into that match with a different goal. You wanted to prove that you were a trustworthy partner. Goal freakin’ achieved, dude! You stepped up and saved me from a huge chair shot. I’ll never doubt you as a partner or an ally ever again, and I’m sure everybody in the back is looking at you in a completely new light.Well, I still cost us the win. And I did terrible in ppv predictions, going 4/8. Screw the predictions. Seriously, you deserve this.*Young puts out hand for handshake* *Bischoff and Young shake hands* Shatter, no way in hell we’re done! But I’ll save that for Monday. I’ll leave you to do the rest of your show, Eric.Thanks. Well now that Young cheered me up a lot lets go via satellite back to my studio where my current guest is waiting. Robbie E!
Robbie, you shocked the world when you hopped over the guardrail, and shocked them again when you ended up not cashing in. This brings me to my first question. Do you have a planned date for when you'll use cash in on the X-Division title match? Or are you waiting for a time when the champ is weak?First of all bro, let me just say that it is an honor and a pleasure to talking to a once great wrestling mastermind. (Chuckles) As it comes to dates, I don't know quite yet. I got one date particularly in mind, but I'd rather keep that under closed discussion. I will, however, give you a helpful hint to when this cashing in might take place. Allow me to quote the greatest band of all time, Bowling For Soup:
Music still on MTV.
Eric looks very confused, Robbie getting the wrong idea from it: Dude, any group of people who dress like A FREAKING GARAGE BAND and get a girl to dance on top of your car are winners in my book..... OHHHHHHH.... you mean the clue. Well anyway, I can guarantee it won't be taking place in 19-19-1985..... well, it could. I could build a time machine with sand, palm tree leaves, and bottle caps, and then go on and beat the NWA Light Heavyweight Champion, but the world doesn't deserve such a magical moment to happen. I'm getting off track anyway, I don't want to spend all this time writing a highly successful novel, which would top the New York Times best sellers list in a record 34 seconds.
I guess all I can really say is you, like everybody else, will have to wait and see. And enjoy as I continuously punk out the champion, whether it be Kendrick or someone else. um... you lost me a bit there. But on to another topic that I’m sure will excite you, women. One personal question I’ve always had about you, in your mind what's more important, girls or gold?Girls bro, girls. Cuz let's face it: As long as I have this Feast or Fired briefcase, I can basically book myself for an X Division Title match at any Impact, any PPV, for the rest of the year. That's a HUGE advantage we are talking about here. As X Division Champion, you won't know when I'll strike. As I showed yesterday, it could be right after a match! So why do I have to worry about gold, when I can just reach right over and grab it while he's flat on his back? I'm a smart man. I plan everything beforehand. And that's why I've been able to get a tan, dance my little heart out, and be floating in a pool the next night! I'm also the relaxing kind of guy Eric. I like to settle down and focus with the ladies. Robbie E and a girl? Best combo since peanut butter and jelly. In fact, I was met with a bit of a surprise at the beach a few days ago. Out of all the smoking hot chicks in the world, I never expected her to be wanting me. But hey, as I say: They can't resist. Sooner or later, they come right over to me. Almost magnetically. Guess, I should've saw that answer coming. Finally, before you go, any comments for the current x-division champ, Brian Kendrick?Kendrick, your a funny little broski. Yes, I said it. The kid makes me laugh. But that doesn't mean I like him. He might have torn the house down at Hard Justice, but I can obliterate the house into millions of tiny molecules just by taking on some jobber. I am physically, AND mentally capable of handing whatever he has to offer. Because I am fresher then a $5 Footlong bro. Kendrick won't be able to handle the pressure. In closing, let me just state for the record:
Kendrick? Match of the year. Robbie E? MATCH OF THE FREAKING MILLENNIUM!
So says Robbie E- King of New Jersey, champion of everything. *Robbie E exits* Definitely a polarizing figure in TNA, who else, but the self proclaimed champion of everything, Robbie E.
Now to the ever popular segment “Let Your Voice Be Heard”. For those of you new to the show, in this segment I answer your questions and address your comments.
First off, ARealTNAKnockout wrote: In all honesty, I think I’ll leave this one to Young. If he needs my help, I have no problem lending a helping hand. But his beef is with Shatter, he just needed a partner for Hard Justice. Right now, I’m content with my web show. … and who knows, if somebody comes to me, I might even get into becoming a manager.
Next we’ll go to RayBradstone: Well, I won’t be on Impact this week. That’s certain. I’m going to need a few stitches in my head, and just to be safe, I’ll get checked for a concussion. So… yeah, a little bit of damage.
Finally, I’d like to address a comment made by one Hulk Hogan, at Hard Justice. The Hulkster said: Hulk Hogan, screw you. I hope tonight’s match proved to you that I am more than just your lackey. I gave you a fight, much more than you expected! Hulk, I’m getting out of your shadow. In the wrestling business, I’ll make sure my name means something without you. But like I first said, screw you Hogan.
As always, this is Eric Bischoff, signing off. Tune in to TNA Impact 8-15 5:00 EST and stay tuned for another edition of Eric’s Explanations, following Impact, exclusively on TNA.com
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 13, 2011 23:05:58 GMT -5
I modified Tanks request a bit if thst's okay. Current card is as follows:
Samoa Joe and High Flight v Brutus Magnus and Rated SharKO Kid Kash v Okada D'Angelo Dinero v Kazarian The Jacksons v Motor City Machine Guns LT. Jesse Neal v Tommy Dreamer Velvet Sky v ODB Anyone wants in on my Daffney promo then hit with with a PM. Also finalised list of Shot at Glory paticipants. Assuming nobody else drops out.
Abyss AJ Styles Brutus Magnus Brother Devon D'Angelo Dinero Homicide Jay Lethal Kurt Angle Lt. Jesse Neal Matt Hardy Matt Morgan Mr Anderson Phil Shatter Red Scott Steiner Sting Tommy Dreamer
Teams will be drawn at random* on Impact.
*some of the teams may not be entirely random.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:01:01 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we are coming off an unbelievable Hard Justice event. West: Yeah, we have a new world champion in Samoa Joe and he’ll be in here tonight. Tenay: And you can beat the former champion Brutus Magnus will also have something to say about it.
West: Well I guess we don't have to wait long. Tenay: Yeah, here comes the world champion.
I'd say all is right with the world, but that definitely isn't the truth. But all I care about is back as it should be: the symbol of the best in the world is back in the hands of THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
*Joe raises the title in the air, drawing a roar of approval from the crowd.*
And I guaran-damn-tee you that this time, it is not leaving my grip for a long time. Unfortunately, me taking down all comers might be on hold for a few months, given the tournament that's starting tonight. I'm all for Mr. Anderson getting a rematch at No Surrender, but apparently either he or management feels that he has to earn another title match. Best of luck to him.
And as for the "former World Champion", Magnus is gonna be in the tournament too. Here's hoping one of those guys gives you the ass kicking of your life after the one I handed ya last week. Maybe this so-called Homicide, or Matt Morgan Jackson. Maybe karma'll drop a train on you and you'll make it to the finals, then drop it to A.J. Styles. That I'd love to see.
My point is, the tournament ends at No Surrender. And everyone I could think of to challenge for the title is in the tournament. But the last thing I wanna do is cheat you people out of a title match, especially when I just got the belt back. So if there's anyone who thinks they deserve a shot at this belt...I'm waiting.
West: What's he doing here? Tenay: Well RVD does have that contract for a world title match any time he wants. West: Wait, you don't think...?
Samoa Joe. Let me be the first to congratulate you on once again becoming the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. It was certainly an impressive showing you had. However, while you've been dealing with Magnus and Anderson, I've had to sit on my backside month after month waiting for an opportunity to turn up. Well, you know what? I got a little impatient and now I'm going to give myself what I deserve.
I heard you listing off all these guys in this little tournament to determine a future number one contender but when I checked the list myself, RVD's name was nowhere to be found. That in mind, you say everyone you can think of to challenge you is in the tournament? Joe, it doesn't take a genius to work out why I'm out here.
See, this is why I never mentioned you once until now, Rob. I remember One Night Stand. You've been the only man ever to have a World Championship Match Whenever I Want Card and have the balls to say when and where it's happening. Glad to see it happen again. You wanna cash in and main event No Surrender? You're on.
*Joe extends a hand.*
Joe, we're going to tear the house down.
*RVD accepts the hand shake*
Let's make one thing perfectly clear though. All respect I have for you aside, when No Surrender goes off the air, there's only going to be one man who is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion and his name is...
Rob!
Va..
Hold on just one bloody minute!
A disheveled Brutus Magnus storms down to the ring.
What the hell is all this?! Why the hell is it OK for Rob Van Dam to jump ahead of me for a shot at MY Championship?!
I'm the former Champion, for crying out loud! Where the hell is my rematch clause?! I shouldn't have to be competing in this damn tournament! Bound For Glory is already my bloody birthright!
Well, Brute, you didn't earn your match to get the title in the first place. You kept this title for two months by getting me fired, and by screwing over Ken Anderson. As far as I'm concerned, you haven't shown me you deserve a rematch until you win that tournament.
Easy guys, easy. I think I have an idea that'll appeal to us all. Magnus, you want to get on your hands on Joe one more time. I'm not booked but I'm in the mood to wrestle and Joe, I know you're always up for a fight. So about we have ourselves a little six man tag team match tonight? Brutus Magnus teaming with his buddies JKO and Shark Boy against yours truly, Rob Van Dam, my good friend Jeff Hardy and say... the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Samoa Joe?
Now there's an idea I can get behind. You okay with this, Mr. Birthright, or do you wanna find someone else to hide behind besides your minions?
Joe, I never have, nor will I ever be afraid to fight you. Bischoff firing you was your own fault, not mine.
And while we're at it, I never stole your damn title, you git! I simply took back what has always belonged to me!
Van Dam, Joe. Tonight, I'm going to make sure neither one of you is in any condition to compete for that title at No Surrender.
I can assure you all that belt will be back where it belongs very soon. Right around my waist.
Magnus drops the mic and leaves.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:05:50 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 200 pounds, Okada!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Jackie Moore and Lt. Jesse Neal, from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing 202 pounds, Kid Kash!
Tenay: We saw the return of Kid Kash at Hard Justice and he seems to have aligned himself with New America. West: Well he helped them beat Red Chaos and he’s coming out here with Jackie and Lt. Jesse Neal. So what gave you that idea? Tenay: Well he makes his return to Impact taking on Okada here.
Kid Kash v Okada 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 16:06:37 GMT -5
Kash with a spinning heel kick.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 16:07:30 GMT -5
Kash with a dive to the outside
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Aug 15, 2011 16:07:53 GMT -5
Kash with the Kash Machine!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:12:58 GMT -5
Kash dominates Okada befiore finally hitting the Dead Level!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, Kid Kash!
Tenay: Kash makes a triumphant return to Impact. West: He'll need to be at the top of his game given that Red Choas won't forget what happened at Hard Justice. Tenay: Indeed I doubt that they will. That situation is far from over.
We open on ODB, standing backstage with a thoroughly unsettled Brooke Adams. ODB has a brew cracked open already, and Brooke shudders involuntarily before speaking.
Brooke Adams here with ODB. ODB, tonight you face off against Velvet Sky. You haven't been seen in weeks. How do you think that affects your chances here tonight?
ODB laughs at this loudly, snorting and shaking her head. She claps Brooke on the back, making the smaller woman straighten up.
"That ain't gonna slow me down! Brooke, you've known me long enough. A little bit of ring rust ain't gonna stop me from running all over that pretty little skank Velvet Sky. She can shake her ass all she wants, but I'm still gonna kick it."[/color]
Brooke nods uncomfortably as ODB grins at her.
Uhh...yeah. Sky's been a significant force in the Knockouts Division for some time now. If you win here, do you think that will move you higher in the consideration for a shot against the new Knockouts Champion Daffney?
ODB pauses, looking to Brooke.
"Run that one by me again. The Knockouts Champion...who now?"
...Daffney...
She facepalms at this, shaking her head.
"See, this is why you all need me here! Without me, you've gone to the same ol' stagnant 'Daffney on top' schtick AGAIN! We need hope. We need change. So vote ODB for a better Knockouts Division. Thanks for your time, Brooke, but it's cloudy Skies ahead, and I gotta start clearin' bitches out."
She chugs her beer and flattens the empty can against her forehead before walking off and leaving a typically disturbed Brooke in her wake.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:15:32 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
JB: And her opponent, from the Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
Tenay: Well we haven’t seen ODB for some time and she is anxious to get back into action. West: Well she;s set her sights on Daffney and that Women’s title but there is a long queue there. Tenay: On the other hand Velvet Sky is still out to prove herself and a win over ODB would certainly do that.
Velvet Sky v ODB 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Aug 15, 2011 16:16:35 GMT -5
ODB with a powerslam!
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 16:19:37 GMT -5
ODB with a gorilla press slam.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 16:21:28 GMT -5
ODB with a sweep ... of the legs.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:28:04 GMT -5
ODB goes for the mounted punches in the corner but Velvet counters by dropping her facefirst into the turnbuckle. Velvet hits a snap DDT and goes for follow up with the Skyliner but ODB gets out of it and hits running powerslam!
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JB: Here is your winner, ODB!
Tenay: Velvet tried her best but ODB was just too much on this occasion.
ODB celebrates, then turns to find Velvet extending her hand. ODB looks on warily until…
West: Hey! Tenay: That’s Angelina Love? Is she coming out here?
Velvet looks toward the aisle in shock but nothing happens.
Tenay: What’s was that about? West: I think somebody is playing mind games with Velvet here.
Taylor Wilde is shown backstage.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NEW TNA Women's Champion Daffney!
Taylor jumps up and down in joy as Daffney walks on screen.
So, where were we?
I admit, losing the title at Slammiversary was a slight blip. But now that I have taken back what's mine I intend to pick up right where I left off. No more ghosts and goblins or any of that crap. Just Taylor and I having fun.
Yay!
And I haven't even told you the best part.
Oh, can I tell them? Please?
Okay. You go right ahead.
Winter doesn't get a rematch. You see the name on the match contract is Mickie James. No Mickie James, no rematch.
So it's real simple. The only way for Winter to get another shot is to depart this world.
But that means she doesn't get another shot.
Right. That's a pity. Ah well.
So I feel like celebrating. Taylor and I have been partying since Hard Justice and we don't intend to stop anytime soon. But once Taylor and I have had a week to recover, we want to get right back into the swing of things. Which is why I am issuing an open challenge for next week. If it helps, I'll even put my title on the line.
And one last thing. Katy, Sarita, somebody has been keeping tabs on you.
I have spies everywhere. Sexy, little blond spys.
Taylor giggles.
And these spys overheard the two of you talking. So you want to get rid of Winter too, huh? Well it seems we can help eachother out. You know where to find me.
Come on, Daffney. I'm getting impatient.
Right. Well Taylor and I have some celebrating to do. So I'll see you all next week. Bye bye.
Daffney waves at the camera and blows a kiss as Taylor pulls her offscreen.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:31:20 GMT -5
The MCMG are walking around backstage:
Here we are, in the iMPACT! Zone, just walking around backstage.
Yep. Just two guys, walking around backstage, waiting for management to tell us to get ready for our match.
Shelley stops.
Wait, I thought we were ready already?
Yeah, we are.
So why did you-
Never mind. We're waiting back here before we face the Jacksons tonight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. WE'RE facing the Jacksons?
Nobody told you?
I thought British Invasion was-
No, they're not booked tonight.
How come nobody ever tells me anything?!
Lisa Marie Varon walks up to them.
Boys, boys, there's no need for you two to squabble like that. A win over the Jacksons is a good thing, because that puts you two right back in the hunt for the tag titles.
But-
She's right, Alex.
But-
Oh, relax, Alex. You and Chris'll do great. Heck, I think I'll accompany you two to ringside to watch you win. Let's go!
She puts her arms around both men and walks them to the ring.
But-
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:35:00 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Lisa Marie Varon, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, The Motor City Machine Guns!
JB: And their opponents, from Hesperia, California, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Matt and Nick, The Jacksons!
Tenay: Well The Jacksons came up just short against Beer Money at Hard Justice, mostly due, once again, to the interference of Ric Flair. West: Champions always find a way to win, Mike. Tenay: Either way this will be a stern test for the Guns who have their own aspirations of tag title gold.
The Jacksons v Motor City Machine Guns 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 16:36:28 GMT -5
The Guns with the ASCS Rush.
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