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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 16:38:12 GMT -5
Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley with synchronized running dropkicks to the Jacksons
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:46:03 GMT -5
Matt hits the rolling firemans carry on Sabin as Nick goes up for the 450 splash. But Shelley cuts Nick off with a dropkick, then hits the Sliced Bread #2, running up Nick Jackson!
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JB: Here are your winners, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: Well that win should put the Guns right in line for a title shot. West: Well I’m told that Beer Money will address that very issue here tonight. Tenay: How do you know? West: I have my sources.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, D'Angelo Dinero!
Go in peace, my sister.
Yeah. Well at Hard Justice we saw Sting make his return to TNA on order to attack you.
Let me stop you there, Brooke. What you witnessed at Hard Justice was an unprovoked assault. Know that you can rest assured that this travesty will not go unpunished. If old man Sting wants to come after me then he should know that I have the sword of rightousness in my hand. And I will strike him down with vengence and furious anger should he dare to trespass against me.
Well it was revealed earlier this week that you will be in the Shot at Glory tournament, where you will be competing with your randomly assigned partner for a world title match at Bound For Glory.
Brooke, I am beyond personal gain. But on the other hand TNA have a world champion who is virtous, who is pure. Brutus Magnus, Samoa Joe, these men do not fit the bill. But rest assured I will do everything in my power to give TNA a world champion they can be proud of.
Well tonight you go one-on-one with Kazarian.
Look, I have no problems with Brother Kazarian. He just unfortunately happens to be in the wrong time. All I hope is that the lord will stay my hand before I take things to far.
Amen!
Dinero leaves.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:48:18 GMT -5
Beer Money and Ric Flair make their way to the ring, Storm has a canvas bag in his hand.
Once again, Beer Money has proven that there is nobody in what this company calls a Tag Team Division that can defeat Beer Money.
And to be quite honest, they're getting a little bored.
That's why we've come up with an idea.
Flair hands Roode the mic.
Like we said at the PPV, we're so bored with the lack of competition we've been getting complacent.
So to alleviate our boredom and to prove that Beer Money are fighting champions, Jimmy here has a sack.
And in that sack are the names of the entire TNA male roster, excluding Team 3D and The Jacksons, because we've beaten them more times than we can count, and Samoa Joe, because he's the TNA Champion and has other things on his plate.
And Mr. Anderson's not in here either, because screw that guy.
See, what's going to happen is every week, I'm going to pull two names out of this bag and we'll defend these belts against them.
And we'll keep doing this until someone beats us.
Not that that's going to happen.
As a matter of fact, let me pull two names out of here and find out who we're facing next week.
Storm reaches into the bag and pulls out a ball.
Rob Terry.
Good, big boy should give us a fight.
Storm pulls out a second ball.
Crimson.
Well, all right then, you heard it here first, folks, next week, Beer Money defends the Tag Team gold against Rob Terry and Crimson.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 16:53:38 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
JB: And his opponent, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, “The Pope” D’Ang…
Dinero has a conversation with Borash.
JB: Excuse me. Father D’angelo Dinero!
Tenay: “Father” D’Angelo Dinero? West: Well he is an ordained minister now. Tenay: Well man of the cloth or not, he still needs to keep one eye open for the Icon Sting.
D'Angelo Dinero v Kazarian 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 16:55:09 GMT -5
Dinero with an eye poke.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 16:56:31 GMT -5
Dinero with the Saving Grace.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:04:13 GMT -5
Kazarian goes to the apron for a springboard but Dinero catches him and hits the Coronation. Dinero then sets Kazarian in the corner and hits the Pope Mobile!
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JB: Here is your winner, D’Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Well “Father” D’Angelo Dinero picks up the win here. West: He’s full of the Holy Spirit. Tenay: He’s full of something all right. Hey!
Dinero picks Kazarian up and goes for the Pope’s Blessing when the lights go out. When they come back on, Sting is in the ring! Dinero quickly bails and heads up the aisle while Sting stares him down, pointing the trademark bat in his direction.
This is Brooke Adams and my guest at this time is the TNA X Division Champion, Brian Kendrick. Brian, at Hard Justice, you defeated Jay Lethal in a hard fought match and retained the X Division Championship. Before we talk about what happened after the match, do you have anything to say about the match?
Well Brooke, I likened our match to being kind of like the Yankees against The Red Sox in the 2004 ACLS. Two celebrated athletes, several Championships between them, and in a shocking turn of events, the underdog wins! But Jay Lethal, I want to thank you. That was one of the toughest matches I've ever been in and I feel that win or lose, just being in that match has made me a better competitor.
It was a fantastic match. But afterwards, Robbie E jumped the railing and appeared to be cashing in his Feast or Fired case. What were you thinking when you saw him?
Well Brooke, at first I thought it was some crazy fan. I thought I'd have to go Ron Artest on his ass! Then I saw who it was and I just got really angry. How dare Robbie E try to ruin my moment?
We heard his hint on Eric's Explanations following Hard Justice. What do you make of it?
It doesn't matter. He can cash in tonight, next week, at the next pay-per-view, at the World Series, the LA Lakers season opener, any time. Anywhere. I'll be waiting.
Thank you Brian Kendrick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:07:09 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Jackie Moore and Kid Kash from Orlando, Florida, weighing 240 pounds, Lt. Jesse Neal!
JB: And his opponent, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer!
Tenay: This is certain an interesting matchup since both these men are in the Shot At Glory tournament. West: Yeah, they could be tag partners next week. Tenay: In fact I understand the drawing for that will take place right after this match.
Lt. Jesse Neal v Tommy Dreamer 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Aug 15, 2011 17:08:22 GMT -5
Dreamer with a Spicolli Driver!
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 15, 2011 17:08:28 GMT -5
Hey Kendrick! I'd advise you NOT to go to the Chicago Cubs game, but I'll be too busy chatting it up with CM Punk, AKA The Most Awesome Man in the world. So have fun bro. And batter up. Cuz soon enough, you'll strike out.
EDIT: Neal with a curb stomp!
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 17:11:01 GMT -5
Neal with a running knee strike.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 17:14:14 GMT -5
Dreamer with a ddt
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:18:33 GMT -5
Tiebreaker: Neal with an "I already wrote the finish" slam.
Dreamer kicks Neal low and goes for the Dreamer DDT but Neal drives him back into the corner. Neal comes charging in but Dreamer gets his feet up. Jackie then grabs Dreamer’s foot but kick her off. Dreamer then gets hit with the Dishonorable Discharge!
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JB: Here is your winner, Jesse Neal!
Tenay: Thanks to the distraction from Jackie, Neal beats Tommy Dreamer. West: It’s using your forces to a strategic advantage. Tenay: It really will be interesting to see who these two are paired with in the Shot At Glory tournament. West: Well we’re about to find out. Tenay: Actually that may be delayed as I’m hearing something is going on in Jeff Jarrett’s office. Let’s get a camera back there.
*The 'Tron cuts to Jeff Jarrett's office with Jarrett behind his desk, Eric Young and "Top Gun" Phil Shatter yelling at him.*
Jarrett, you have to give me another match! You saw the ppv! You saw Hogan grab that chair! If it wasn’t for that chair, Bischoff and I would’ve won! Jarrett, when you made this match, you made it to give me a fair shot! There is no way you can consider what happened at Hard Justice fair! My buddy, Bischoff is in the hospital because of their cowardly actions! Come on, Jarrett. Please give me another shot at him!
What part of "We're DONE, SON!" are you havin' trouble with? Ya lost! Your. Boy. Got. Pinned. Hulk Hogan proved every damn word he said, and Top Gun stands tall. World keeps on spinnin' with everything right as it should be.
That’s a load of crap! A low blow, interference, some cheap shots, and now a chair. You haven’t once beaten me fair and square! You’re afraid to face me without cheating!
Or you're just losin' cuz you ain't good enough to hang with Top Gun. Not my fault I'm willing to do everything I can to win, regardless of your quote unquote "fair rules". Record book ain't gonna say "Top Gun cheated over Eric Young", record book says "Top Gun BEAT ERIC YOUNG SIXTEEN TI...
Alright, enough! Eric, I'll give you one more shot. But that's it. And to make sure there's no more whining and complaining we'll do this right. Next week we'll have a contract signing. Young v Shatter. I choose when and where it goes down. And just to make things interesting you each get to pick a stipulation. Now get out of my office, I have work to do.
*smirk* Thank you Jarrett. One more match is all I need.
Couldn't get the job done every other time. What the hell do I have to worry about? You want another shot at Top Gun? Your funeral, son.
*Shatter heads for the door.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:21:25 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett is backstage in his office with Brooke Adams. A bowl with slips of paper is on the table between them.
Okay, now that we have that settled we can move on to business. Ladies and gentleman, it's finally time for the drawing of the Shot at Glory tournament. Now as was explained earlier this week on TNAWrestling.com, sixteen men will be placed into the pot. These men will drawn into eight randomly paired tag teams. These teams will compete in a single elimination tournament over the coming weeks. The winning team will then face eachother at No Surrender with the winner of that match facing the TNA World Champion at Bound For Glory.
So without further ado, Brooke will assist me in drawing these teams. Brooke?
Ready when you are.
Alright.
Jeff draws a name out of the bowl.
And the first name out, "The Monster" Abyss! Brooke?
Brooke draws a name.
And his partner, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer!
Alright, next man up...
Jarrett pulls out another name.
Jay Lethal!
And his partner...
Brooke chooses a name.
Brother Devon!
Jarrett draws another slip of paper.
Next name out of the hat, Mr Anderson!
And his partner will be...
Brooke pulls another name.
Homicide!
Jarrett draws another name.
Alright, next up we have Red!
Brooke pulls another name.
And his partner...oh boy. Lt. Jesse Neal!
Wow. I don't see how they're gonna get along but they'll have to if that want a title shot. Anyway, next.
Jarrett draws another name.
"Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
Brooke draws a name.
And his partner will be...Matt Morgan!
Jarrett takes another name.
Our next entrant, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
He isn't called "The Pope" anymore.
Nevertheless, his partner?
Brooke also draws name.
Oh geez. "The Icon" Sting!
Well it's not like we didn't know that the possibility of things like that would happen. Moving on, our next contestant...
Jarrett draws a name.
Olympic Gold Medal Winner Kurt Angle! And his partner, Brooke?
Brooke draws a name.
Matt Hardy!
Well we only have two names left. And we already know who they are but we may as well make it official.
Jarrett takes the two remaining names and hands one to Brooke.
"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Will be teaming with Brutus Magnus.
A lot of history there. Well thanks you have it folks. Thanks for you help, Brooke.
No problem, Mr Jarrett.
Official tournament brackets will be posted on TNAWrestling.com later in the week and matches will begin next week on Impact. Until then, thanks for your time and enjoy the main event.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 15, 2011 17:23:38 GMT -5
*really hates the monday after PPVs*
Sorry for no promo... intentionally avoided the forum today so to not see any spoilers. Didn't even know i had a match til now.
Request for next week: Velvet vs ODB.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:25:20 GMT -5
JB: The following six man tag team match is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Shark Boy and JKO, Rated SharKO, and Brutus Magnus!
JB: Their opponents, first, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
JB: And their partner, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Well we found out at the top of the show that Rob Van Dam is cashing in his Feast or Fired briefcase for atitle match at No Surrender. West: And that did not sit well with Brutus Magnus. Tenay: Indeed. Hence why this match was made. West: And you just know RVD is waiting for a chance to stab Joe in the back. Tenay: Why do you think that? Is it that hard to believe in respect and honor? West: In this business, yes.
Samoa Joe and High Flight v Brutus Magnus and Rated SharKO 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 15, 2011 17:26:53 GMT -5
Van Dam with Rolling Thunder to JKO.
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 15, 2011 17:28:09 GMT -5
RVD with a muscle buster to Shark Boy
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Aug 15, 2011 17:39:34 GMT -5
Hardy with a Twist of Fate to Magnus!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 15, 2011 17:40:10 GMT -5
Shark Boy goes for the Shark Bite on Joe but Joe pushes him off into the corner. Magnus tries to interfere but is met with a shot from Joe that knocks him into the barricade. Joe then sets Shark Boy up for the Muscle Buster as RVD tags himself in. Joe hits the Muscle Buster and referee Earl Hebner order him out of the ring as RVD hits the Five Star Frogsplash!
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JB: Here are your winners, High Flight and Samoa Joe!
Joe takes the world title and holds it overhead. He and RVD stare eachother down as Impact goes off the air.
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