MSG (THE FIRST):
Tomino: "Hey guyz, I'mma make you a new zany giant robot that you can sell toys with." *5 mins after the contract* "SCREW THIS, THE WORLD NEEDS A NEW KIND OF ANIME! I'LL MAKE IT THE MOST EPIC THING EVER. ALMOST EVERYBODY DIES!"
Yoshikazu: "Do you seriously know what you're doing there Tomino? Anime is for kids, it won't be taken serious."
Tomino: "Says who? At Tezuka's times, they said Manga was only for newspaper shorts. At Nagai's times, they said it must be only for little children, what will become of Anime if we do not dare to step outside our boundaries?"
Itano: "This... this isn't a super robot show... it's a full blown Sci-Fi verse!"
Okawara: "Hmp... so you're pulling this off Tomino? I'm with you."
*MSG became the first full blown sci-fi mecha genre, dubbed "real robot" later*
GACKT: "This... this is pure genius! SIEG ZEON!"
Kojima (Metal Gear Solid): "Whoa man, you used Minovsky particles to actually justify the use of giant mecha! I feel inspired of making a war game now!"
Square Enix: "Black Tri-Stars are win, I really liked the Jet Stream Attack."
Capcom: "Char is... awe inspiring, this rival is just awesome, I like his style.. A lot.
Square Enix: "I know, right?"
Okouchi (Code Geass): "Agreed, if I ever make a popular mecha anime thats about more plot than mecha, I want a magnificent bastard with a mask, too!"
MSZ (THE SECOND):
Everybody: "Tomino! Tomino! Make us a new Gundam!"
Tomino: "Gundam is the most epic thing EVAR, why do you expect me to repeat it? But fine, jeeze, why do I have to stretch this over 2 damn seasons?! Look: everybody dies, main character becomes a vegetable, downer ending. Happy now?"
GACKT: "Can we haz remake please?"
MSZZ (THE NEXT):
Sunrise: "Tomino doesn't want to make Gundam anymore. Lets make one without him! 4 TEH KIDZ!"
*Halfway through*
"HAAALLLP!!!! WE SUCK AT MAKING GUNDAM! SAVE US TOMINO!!!!"
Tomino: "WTF ARE YOU DOING! Okay fine, insert srsbsns, give every Zeon major character 100 levels of badass on top and maybe I can throw in Char to save this"
Sunrise: "If you save this we'll let you make a MOVIE with Char!"
Tomino: "AGREED! I'll save him for the movie and make Glemmy a magnificent bastard trickster. Oh, and everybody dies."
CCA (ZA WARUDO): Tomino: "This is it guys, no stretching to 20+ eps faggotry, 2-3 series backstory as buildup, time for EPIC ENDING! HELL YEAH! AND EVERYBODY DIES!"
Nobuhiro Watsuki (Rurouni Kenshin): "HOLY s*** THIS IS AWESOME!!"
CLAMP (makers of Tsubasa Reservoire Chronicles): "WE CAME!"
Victory Gundam (The story where Katejina just can't her hands on the shota, becomes frustrated and turns evil):
Sunrise: "Tomino! Make us another Gundam!"
Tomino: "I ALREADY MADE CCA, WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER GUNDAM?!"
Sunrise: "Because we make money from it, come one man, the fans want it!"
Tomino: "OKAY FINE! Plot:
1.) Everybody dies
2.) Everybody dies
3.) Katejina can't get her fingers on delicious shota and turns evil out of frustration
4.) Everybody dies
5.) Chicks in bikini
6.)
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7.) PROFIT!!!!
There, you have your money, can I go now?"
Sunrise: "Could you at least put a *little bit* effort?"
Tomino: "Fine, Angel Halo, Shakti's prayer, Reinforce Jr. Kamikazes and everybody dies"
Mobile Fighter G Gundam (Gundamball Z):
Sunrise: "I want another Gundam, I want more money"
Tomino: "f*** YOU!!!111"
Sunrise: "Fine, we'll make a Gundam without Tomino, he's old and smelly anyways."
Tomino: "NO! Look, just f****** no, do NOT try to copy me again to make your watered down s***, make something original at least! IMAGAWA!! SAVE MY FRANCHISE!"
Imagawa: "Gentlemen! I agree with Tomino, without him, why should we copy his concept only to water it down? Haven't you learned your lesson from ZZ? Allow me to make something different!"
Sunrise: "Okay..."
Imagawa: "Excellent! THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO KICK ASS AND BRING THINGS OVER THE TOP! MOBILE FIGHTER GEEEEEEEEE GUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Gundam W (G Gundam II: Electric Boogaloo):
Sunrise: "I want another Gundam! But Tomino is a git and doesn't want to."
Imagawa: "Good Anime is something that happens every so often, Things like MSG are a milestone, you can't expect them to be repeated. I'll be off now."
Sunrise: "Noo! Imagawa you traitor! I WANT ANOTHER GUNDAM! GET ME MASASHI IKEDA!"
Ikeda: "You called?"
Sunrise: "I want you to make Gundam!"
Ikeda: "But isn't that Tomin-"
Sunrise: "DO NOT MENTION THAT NAME! Look: G Gundam was successful because of the nonsense overthetopness... and so was the original because of its serious grimdark universe... lets take the nonsense from G Gundam, but make everyone act like it was something totally serious and deep."
Ikeda: "Are you sure that will work?"
Sunrise: "Of course! YOU CANNOT DENY THE PERFECTION!"
Ikeda: "(s*** I need to save this somehow... I KNOW!) MURASE! OKAWARA!"
Murase: "You called?"
Okawara: "Huh?"
Ikeda: "Make me the characters, make the males GIRLY, and VERY VERY GAY! Make sure that female fans over the World will make tons of Yaoi Doujins over them, I want them so gay that if I graft their faces onto sailor warriors, it will look perfectly normal!"
Murase: "Understood, I will also complete them with the personality of a boy band. Lets see, tough stoic guy, silent guy, always happy genki guy, arrogant kung fu guy and team mom who is male, add troubled past to them and voila, estrogen baits complete. The official artbooks will be full of gayness to fuel the fujoshis."
Ikeda: "Okawara, you've made a lot of mecha, I want my mecha flashy, with scythes and lots of large guns, anything devoid of logic but blatantly teabagging people with rule of cool"
Okawara: "Are you sure?"
Ikeda: "Make sure they are so flashy, nobody will notice any plot holes from the sheer amount of firepower going on."
Okawara: "So you intend to blind the female audience with yaoi and the males with big flashy mecha action... I see, this will work perfectly for Cartoon Network... I'm not handing you my Zakus for this, just so you know."
Ikeda: "It's fine. I can't match Tomino, but I'll do my best not to screw his franchise, I'll put all my effort into Treize so I can justify this later, the rest serves as decoy til then. Guys fall for gigantic weapons and girls for troubled puppy bad boys."
Okawara: "Sounds like something off Takahashi..."
Ikeda: "Hahaha, I know right? There will be just enough plot for people to fall for it if it's the first Gundam show they ever watched, they'll swear upon it. But if we assume viewers are the biggest idiots, we can get the largest demographic coverage to like it."
Gundam 0080, 0083, 08th MS Team (08th War in the Memories):
Sunrise: "Wow, thats a lot of money... But what is this? why is Gundam losing it's original fanbase?"
Ikeda: "Because it's not the same concept."
Sunrise: "But you made it about the tragedies of war and all that deep s*** right?"
Tomino: "MASASHIIIIIII!!!!"
Ikeda: "OH CRAP! TOMINO?! LOOK I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE IT AAAAAAGH-!!!"
Tomino: "Its fine... you didn't kill it... I'm just letting you off the hook because of Treize"
Ikeda: "Whew..."
Tomino: "Sunrise, you have the license for Gundam, so you can make it without me... but you will not be able to regain the core with bad directors - no offense"
Ikeda: "Haha... it's okay... now if you'll excuse me, I'll go direct Inuyasha... he needs another sword upgrade..."
Tomino: "If you want to save W, use Yasunao Aoki for the movie and expand on its good points, like mecha design. But it would be nice if it had less faggotry, if all the pilots have no balls, hand them to Relena to save her character, all she does now is die in every yaoi doujin so the boys can explore their homosexual sides. In future, check your directors more carefully, or I'll show YOU why they call me "Kill 'em all" Tomino!"
Sunrise: "Fine okay I get it, I'll only use good directors from now on..."
Gundam SEED (30 minute toy commercials with recurring characters):
Sunrise: "It's been a while, Gundam is getting old, and my old fanbase isn't giving me as much revenue anymore. I want something that appeases both the old fans and the horde of fanbois"
Tomino: "It'll take a genius for that..."
Iida: "I don't think I want to milk this any further, 08th MS Team is as good as I can do for Gundam. My ideas are spent, I'm off to make Hellsing now, should relax my brain cells a bit."
Sunrise: "I KNOW! FUKUDA!"
Tomino: "The maker of Gear Fighter Dendoh? I don't think he works for the oldschool fans, Dendoh is taking old super robot concepts with new graphics, but I'm not sure you can apply that to Gunda-"
Sunrise: "CAN YOU STOP BITCHING FOR ONCE TOMINO? I'M TRYING TO MAKE MORE MONEY OFF GUNDAM HERE!"
Tomino: "Fine, but let me tell you this: Anime like Astro Boy, MAzinger Z, Space Battleship Yamato, Mobile Suit Gundam and the like are milestones that come once in decades, you can milk money out of them, but you won't revolutionize anything anymore. Gundam has finished long ago. You should give it some dignified rest"
Sunrise: "NO! I WANT MORE GUNDAM! FUKUDA!"
Fukuda: "A new gundam? Okay, I'll make something original and-"
Sunrise: "NO! I want to appease the oldschool fans, repeat the plot of MSG"
Fukuda: "What? But thats kinda..."
Sunrise: "You are to show the world that Gundam is both oldschool and hip and fresh AT THE SAME TIME!"
Fukuda: "Gundam is something timeless, there's no need for-
Sunrise: "HIP AND FRESH, AND I'M GIVING YOU HISASHI HIRAI!"
Hirai: "BISHIES! BISHIES! BISHIES!"
Fukuda: "What is this? You're drawing the same face over and over again just with different hair, I could graft Lacus' face onto Athrun, change the eye color and nobody would notice."
Hirai: "BISHIES!!!"
Fukuda: "Isn't this guy a character from s-cry-ed? Are you even trying?"
Hirai: "BISHIES! BOOBS!"
Fukuda: "Wow, he knows another word aside of "bishies", thats... *ugh* okay I'll try to make this..."
Sunrise: "WE MUST SELL TOYS TOO! MAKE ALL GUNDAMS STRIKE POSES FOR 2 WHOLE SECONDS PRIOR TO SHOOTING!"
Fukuda: "But isn't it supposed to be more fast paced in battles? Can't I have Itano? I mean look at the Funnels in CCA"
Sunrise: "NO! I WANT RAINBOW LASER BEAMS! I WANT POSING GIANT MECHA! I WANT KIDS TO BUY THE TOYS!"
Fukuda: "Fine! Jeeze! I have a feeling this isn't going to make me very popular with the old fanbase..."
Gundam SEED Destiny (Kira stole my spotlight)
Sunrise: "WE'RE NOT GETTING MUCH ANY OF THE OLD FANBASE BACK!"
Fukuda: "Hello? I make super robot anime, my character designer can only draw one face. FOR BOTH GENDERS."
Sunrise: "You have to make it darker and edgier! Make Shinn kill Kira!"
Fukuda: "Hey, thats kinda good, Shinn will be genuinely hated, it'll stir up emotions!"
*later*
Sunrise: "FUKUDA! GET KIRA BACK!"
Fukuda: "Why?"
Sunrise: "WE UPSET HIS FANGIRLZ!"
Fukuda: "Yes, because we killed him? It was sad and a big event? That was the point of this plot? Tomino would have left him dead."
Sunrise: "REVIVE HIM! AND MWU! MAKE KIRA MAIN CHARACTER! ALSO, MORE BEAMSPAM!"
Fukuda: "At the expense of Shinn? We're killing and reviving characters based on popularity now? But okay, I get paid plenty for this so whatever... sorry Tomino."
Gundam 00 (Al Ali Sarchez, 'nuff sed):
Sunrise: "We'll get it right this time, we'll win back the old fanbase AND appease the new! I'll hire a great director: Seiji Mizushima! He directed Shaman King and even FMA!"
Mizushima: "What you're trying is frankly said... nigh impossible. What we can do is make a new story with bonus content for the oldschool fans, but not like how you forced Fukuda to just recycle scenes and plot when its not an epic moment."
Sunrise: "I don't care! Make EVERYONE like it! People liked how there were minovsky particles in MSG, put them back in as MAIN PLOT POINT!"
Mizushima: "You want the plot based on fairy dust."
Sunrise: "YES!"
Mizushima: *facepalm*
Sunrise: "Also, wartorn factions! Hyper modes! Tohru Furuya!"
Mizushima: "I'll try I'll try, it'll be decent, but I can't promise a new milestone."
Sunrise: "Whats with all of you and "Milestones"?! f*** THAT! I WANT MONEY! PROVE 00 IS THE BEST! KILL AMURO!!!"
Mizushima: "What? But..."
Sunrise: "DOOO EEEEEET!!!"
Mizushima: "Okay, I'll do it at the climax... jeeze"
Furuya: "Yo Mizushima. Guess we gotta kill "Amuro" huh?"
Mizushima: "Looks like it..."
Furuya: "You know, there was one point when Amuro almost died early on in MSG, it was against Ramba Ral, Ral said "you won only because of your unit's power, nothing more", he was truely a great character sacrificed for the main character to shine in a good way."
Mizushima: "!!! Furuya... thats... GENIUS! I understand, with this, we will not have to kill him, but make it look like that for the noobs!"
Furuya: "And now, let us celebrate... 30 YEARS OF GUNDAM!!!"
Source:
simrtk.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4531&start=1215&st=0&sk=t&sd=a#p1383098(Language warning)