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Post by The Tank on Jan 1, 2011 23:25:31 GMT -5
I think the thread title makes the point of this thread pretty obvious.
And I have to say, after seeing a random backstage conversation on Smackdown 11, from now on I'm referring to Montel Vontavious Porter as either DMV or MNOP.
Now make with more of Santino's hilarious butchery of the English language, y'all!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2011 23:29:19 GMT -5
I faked every organism.
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Post by Just Jay on Jan 1, 2011 23:32:53 GMT -5
And those are the bottoms lines because Santino Marella say it be so!
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 1, 2011 23:51:12 GMT -5
My minds a little fuzzy:
During his IC title run with the honk-a-meter, Did he call honky tonk man the "honky donkey man".
If so, this.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 1, 2011 23:52:15 GMT -5
In Maria's YouShoot, she told a story of Santino doing push ups. He was counting it, and going, "One, two, three, THE FOUR!"
Even though we never actually saw him do it, the thought of it is hilarious.
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Post by Big L on Jan 1, 2011 23:52:46 GMT -5
The episode of SD when he was tryna kiss Beth Phoenix and she kissed Kozlov instead and he said something like "it's like we kissed Kozlov! Well we didn't kiss but u can't go around kissing other peoples woman Kozlov!" Something like that.....anyway I just thought it was funny
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Post by Raja Lion on Jan 1, 2011 23:55:17 GMT -5
"Take that William Regal, you're not even in a restaurant, but you got served"
“Look at me I’m Jerry stupid Lawler” “I’m Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because i have no self esteem” “I’m Jerry Lawler, I like Puppies, I like big puppies, little puppies, clean puppies and dirrrty puppies”. After stealing Jerry Lawlers sandwich “Ha, look Jerry, i have your delicious sandwich”
“Oh, Jerry Stupid Lawyer, I didn’t recognize you without your sandwich”
“I’ll open a can of the ass whip and spray it over your big fat head”
“I’ll beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase, bottom lines is, if there’s livestock involved I’ll beat you like it”
“Look at them Maria, they are all fantasizing about you right now, even J.R. is erecting a monument in his trousers, it’s a small monument, but a monument none the less”
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Post by wwebrandon2007 on Jan 2, 2011 0:01:02 GMT -5
Your not batman
Shut up your face
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Post by Dub H on Jan 2, 2011 0:03:29 GMT -5
only if i could place Santino Rap here(the remix made by fan,not one of his raps)
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jan 2, 2011 0:03:29 GMT -5
I am the greatest of all the times!
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Post by potpie on Jan 2, 2011 0:14:17 GMT -5
The whole Sheamus tea skit belongs here.
"I know the other kids shunned you because you are a ginger." "Do you like your tea milky?"
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Post by Dub H on Jan 2, 2011 0:16:03 GMT -5
i love how he says SONAMAGUN!
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Post by Just Jay on Jan 2, 2011 0:24:15 GMT -5
In a scene where Snopp Dogg and Festus are standing.
"Well look what we have here! Its Snoopy the dog and his friend 'You've got brain damage' Charlie Brown."
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Post by laughytaffy on Jan 2, 2011 0:35:20 GMT -5
Kane: WHERE'S PUNK?
Santino: Did you check-ah the pepsi machine?
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Post by golding on Jan 2, 2011 1:42:59 GMT -5
Whenever Chavo Guerrero enters the room and he goes, "Ooh, Chavo" is a monumental event.
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Post by Johnny Truant on Jan 2, 2011 2:12:44 GMT -5
What does it for me isn't what he says, but when he does that little leg sweep during a match, that never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 2, 2011 2:23:20 GMT -5
During Santino's run as IC Champion, he once cut a promo saying that he was a bigger champion than John Cena.
His reasoning? John Cena was only the champion of the WWE. But Santino was champion of all the continents and the waters, and as such, was Champion of Earth.
Santino made me a fan of his that day. I always wanted to bring a "Champion Of Earth" sign, but by the time I could go (money issues), he lost the belt.
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Post by Jeremy on Jan 2, 2011 2:25:15 GMT -5
Wasn't even from WWE TV, but from the video game. His singing of the wrestlemania theme.
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Jan 2, 2011 3:10:24 GMT -5
My friends and I used to say "Shuddupayoface" all the time, and right in the height of that, Santino busted it out on Raw. I died.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Jan 2, 2011 3:15:02 GMT -5
To Rey Mysterio:
"I don't see what the big deal is. Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredible ugly...incredibly stupid...or...he is The Batman!"
I remember laughing so hard I cried when he said that.
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