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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 2, 2011 3:54:53 GMT -5
"You want to know something...John Chaina?"
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 2, 2011 6:32:47 GMT -5
Rodney the Piper
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 2, 2011 6:37:13 GMT -5
To Rey Mysterio: "I don't see what the big deal is. Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredible ugly...incredibly stupid...or...he is The Batman!" I remember laughing so hard I cried when he said that. "& you sir, are not The Batman!" I also liked his singing of "They tried to make me go to rehab" and when Stone Cold finally turned up, the fact he got stunnered & saluted as he fell. |
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Jan 2, 2011 6:40:15 GMT -5
When Freddie Prince Jr. was raw guest general manager and Santino kept on portraying characters from Freddie's movies it made me laugh so hard especially when he act like a cop but got super kicked by Shawn Michaels.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 2, 2011 6:44:08 GMT -5
"Tom Hanks with the AIDS" is probably the one that comes to mind, when he was asking who would be waiting for him in Philadelphia, before it was revealed to be Austin, after he had spent weeks mocking Condemned.
Speaking of which, his jokes about Condemned were great, too.
"They tried to make me watch Condemned, but I say "NO NO NO!" "
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Post by Jimmy on Jan 2, 2011 6:57:12 GMT -5
"Rodney the Piper" always makes me laugh and his mini-feud in December 08 with The Animal "Baptista" has always stuck with me as well.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 2, 2011 7:07:27 GMT -5
Not a quote, but his setup for The Cobra cracks me the f*** up everytime I see it.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 2, 2011 7:16:51 GMT -5
"Baptista! I hope you're watching because if you mess with me, I'm going to beat you up. Just like I'm going to beat up Fonzie over here. The Happy Days are OVER!"
"My name is Rey Mastrio! I more taller than the Hornswoggle! I like cookies! I'm Rey Mastrio! Booyaka, booyaka!"
"Holy pasta fagioli... what the hell was that?"
"Tonight there's not going to be a glass breaking, there's not going to be a can of the ass whip being offered, nobody is going to stomp a mudpie, JR is not going to reach the point of orgasam."
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Post by NYR_Bacon on Jan 2, 2011 10:08:38 GMT -5
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass *spits out gum*...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
To Carlito on Roddy Piper.
"He was probably dragging his hairy knuckles on the floor and did something like this *imitates Batista's pyro entrance* doo doo look at me ima Baptista doo doo I shoota lasers outta my arm like I'ma 8 years old."
To Kelly Kelly...Kelly.
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Post by DamnYankee on Jan 2, 2011 10:22:17 GMT -5
(dressed as Piper)
"Just when you think you know the answers, I bubble in incoherently like a lunatic person!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2011 10:27:32 GMT -5
"Tamina is a girlfriend, yes, but only on Raw. I'm a free man on the SmackDown. What you say, Glamazon?"
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 2, 2011 10:40:33 GMT -5
Wasn't even from WWE TV, but from the video game. His singing of the wrestlemania theme. I love how he breaks the wall twice in that game. The only other guy who does it in the games is Edge. "Your security almost didn't let me in Mr McMahon. I thought they were going to use the rubber glove on Santino's tender bottom." "You look like some poorly made video game character made by some nerd in his mothers basement! (winks to the player)" "Yes it is I! Santino! You probably thought you were done with me after Road to Wrestlemania! You probably used some filthy cheat code to get past Santino! But now I am back in your life, much like that painful heamarroid on your tuckus! You see, I have taken over your little game machine... And I will make you play one great Santino match after another! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Santino's "Secret" Create A Storyline Story |
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 2, 2011 11:16:01 GMT -5
"Rodney the Piper" always makes me laugh and his mini-feud in December 08 with The Animal "Baptista" has always stuck with me as well. Actually its "The Manimal". |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 2, 2011 11:21:15 GMT -5
Now that's he doing a splits version of a Stunner, Santino should really go back to cutting promos about opening cans of ass whip and stomping mudpies.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 2, 2011 11:28:19 GMT -5
"Thatza mizsteak!!!!!!"
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 2, 2011 12:37:46 GMT -5
JR is not going to reach the point of orgasam. This is mine. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2011 16:50:57 GMT -5
I've loved the guy since the mini-feud with Stone Cold.
I laughed so hard at the Subway sandwich stuff with King.
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Post by CT LFC Fan on Jan 2, 2011 17:17:17 GMT -5
I loved it when he referred to rapper "Akon" as "Acorn".
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 2, 2011 22:33:59 GMT -5
no none wwe youtube account videos
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 3, 2011 7:05:32 GMT -5
To Sheamus:
"You musta be areally focused on your match with John Chena"
"are you angered to me?, Your jealyous of me because I actually have skin pigmentation"
On SVR 2010
"I am better than Bret The Hartman!"
Dressed as Chris Jericho
"All of these people are heyepocreyetes and they know that I am the best in the world at what ever it is I happen to do"
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