Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 15, 2011 21:19:04 GMT -5
I can see why you might feel that way since Colt wasn't active at the end but you totally deserved to win for your efforts leading up to that. Maybe the circumstances for the initial victory weren't ideal but you can more than make up for it with an long, event filled reign. I'm trying I don't wanna lose it my first time defending it. I know you don't, at the same time, I really don't want to lose because of poor timing again, last GookerMania, people didn't want Jackson to lose the title after only one month. I don't mind losing because someone else cuts strong promos, I just really don't want to be a victim of timing. But for the record, you DID earn the belt, and you shouldn't think otherwise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 15, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5
OOC: All three of us are going to try real hard to make sure they walk out with the title. It's the nature of the beast. No person should feel bad about losing a title no matter how short it was because in the end, it builds character and that is what is most important.
I probably would have voted for you anyway....Whitey, although I can not say that I would not have been intrigued to see how you and Colt would have worked off each other. However, unless two or more people get together and come up with a storyline that involves results being made without even voting, you will always have kinks in what is expected.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 15, 2011 22:50:49 GMT -5
*camera fade in to reveil Dupoe above the Craptron* Thank Dagon the Punisher is here. I was getting tired of talking to the Idiot savant of anarchy. As for your little comment, you see by revealing my hand I have forced you to reveal your hand, and I don't know about you but I'm playing with poker cards your playing with 2 yu-gi-oh cards, a magic card, and ace, and what appears to be a Pokemon. You really think I'm aiming to sacrifice wrestlers are you kidding the powers that be would ask where the bodies are. No,no,no,no,no,NO I'm aiming for something a little more personal but I wont spoil anything. You see if all goes as planned I have 4 surprises for Gookermania 1 for the WWCF Galaxy and the other 3 for you. Oh and a machete how quaint, what a boorish weapon, wheres the psychology in a big blade, the answer NONE. You see a dagger is easy to hide and even if you don't hit anything you can twist that thing to the ends of the earth causing REAL damage both psychologically and physically. "Idiot savant of anarchy."Says the guy with a non-ironic porno stash in two-thousand-eleven. Not to mention the fact you appear to spend most of your time burning cds/having seances in your mom's basement and reading H.P lovecraft books. Porn moustache? This is just because I haven't shaved in a while. And I will have you know that my mother died during birth so...yeah you have till Monday to apologise before I decorate the cage with your entrails
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 15, 2011 23:44:38 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 15, 2011 23:46:56 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CSI:Miami logo*
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 16, 2011 2:47:51 GMT -5
*ViVA is seen using his cellular phone. He dials a number and is holding back giggles.*
*A woman picks up.*
Hey. This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I just wanted to let you know that you're pregnant. So you should just go get on a plane and go to... Zimbabwe. Yeah. Zimbabwe. Oh, and your husband's a stupid dickbag, and you're a whore. Hahahhaha!
*He dials another number, again, a woman picks up.*
I'm not even going to prank you, Jessica. Seriously, by the time I get done with Seth on Monday, he's not even going to have the strength or energy to put up a worthy fight for that belt at Gookermania.
*Unintelligible gibberish from Jessica*
Oh yeah?! Well why don't you tell that to your lawyer! You're gonna need one after the beating he lays on you in retaliation of the beating I lay on him! Bitch!
*The unintelligible gibberish turns in to loud unintelligible gibberish.*
And we all know you had the hots for me when I was The A-List Superstar, ya dopey twat!
*ViVA hangs up the phone and laughs to himself.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 16, 2011 5:27:46 GMT -5
*ViVA is seen using his cellular phone. He dials a number and is holding back giggles.* *A woman picks up.* Hey. This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I just wanted to let you know that you're pregnant. So you should just go get on a plane and go to... Zimbabwe. Yeah. Zimbabwe. Oh, and your husband's a stupid dickbag, and you're a whore. Hahahhaha!*He dials another number, again, a woman picks up.* I'm not even going to prank you, Jessica. Seriously, by the time I get done with Seth on Monday, he's not even going to have the strength or energy to put up a worthy fight for that belt at Gookermania.*Unintelligible gibberish from Jessica* Oh yeah?! Well why don't you tell that to your lawyer! You're gonna need one after the beating he lays on you in retaliation of the beating I lay on him! Bitch!*The unintelligible gibberish turns in to loud unintelligible gibberish.* And we all know you had the hots for me when I was The A-List Superstar, ya dopey twat!*ViVA hangs up the phone and laughs to himself.* Now I see why you hate me so much............you are mad that Jessica loves me and not you. Unfortunately, you are not helping your case by being more annoying with phone calls than the telemarketers.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 16, 2011 6:52:26 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. Baseless? It's on video. He kicked an innocent woman in the head.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 16, 2011 6:53:27 GMT -5
*ViVA is seen using his cellular phone. He dials a number and is holding back giggles.* *A woman picks up.* Hey. This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I just wanted to let you know that you're pregnant. So you should just go get on a plane and go to... Zimbabwe. Yeah. Zimbabwe. Oh, and your husband's a stupid dickbag, and you're a whore. Hahahhaha!*He dials another number, again, a woman picks up.* I'm not even going to prank you, Jessica. Seriously, by the time I get done with Seth on Monday, he's not even going to have the strength or energy to put up a worthy fight for that belt at Gookermania.*Unintelligible gibberish from Jessica* Oh yeah?! Well why don't you tell that to your lawyer! You're gonna need one after the beating he lays on you in retaliation of the beating I lay on him! Bitch!*The unintelligible gibberish turns in to loud unintelligible gibberish.* And we all know you had the hots for me when I was The A-List Superstar, ya dopey twat!*ViVA hangs up the phone and laughs to himself.* Heh. Call JoNo's c*** now.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 16, 2011 8:40:18 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. "Oh, no one has forgotten about you Richlen. No waaaaay will I forget about you. I'm not going to forget about any single one of the other six men in this match. Especially you.
Though your words with Caleb have brought up a bit of a topic I've been, shall we say, mulling over.
Come Monday what am I going to do? What path am I going to take, what ticket am I going to punch on my way to Gookermania? The WWCF Galaxy has been emailing me like crazy wanting to know and well...I've made my decision.
Of all the choices there are I suppose I'll start with the MOTBOB match. A lot of you must be thinking that I'll immediately go for that. I mean, why not? A chance at the WWCF championship. What is not to like about that?"
Connor shakes his head slowly.
"The answer to that is simply...no. Now I'm sure a lot of you are stunned. But my reasoning for this is simple. I want to earn my way to that title. That is the most prestigious title in the company and when the time comes, I don't want there to be any doubts."
Connor takes a seat on a bench in a dressing room.
"Well, what about the tag team championship, Dragon? You had that opportunity before. Again I have to say, no. As much prestige and honor comes with being one half of the tag team champions I feel that there is something else I want to do. So maybe some are thinking Oh, he's going to challenge in the hardcore match then? Sorry, no. Whoever decides to enter into that match though, my hat will be off to you because whoever decides to do that will be stepping in the ring with quite possibly the two most violent men to ever grace the WWCF. And I hope both men take that as a compliment."
Connor seems to look on, as if almost losing himself in thought for a few moments.
"So then there were two. I guess I'll address the Inter-Forum championship first. Caleb, you going on about being the best technical wrestler in the WWCF certainly had me looking at you for quite some time.
I'm just going to go a bit off topic for a moment here too and give a little history lesson. The word cajun, do you know it's origin? Because I do. I most certainly do. The word cajun is slang for Acadian. You see, the Acadian were french settlers in the 1600's who colonized New France. Now New France was a part of North America that was from the northern part of Maine to, believe it or not, Nova Scotia and the maritime provinces of Canada. Now a great expulsion took place when the British took all of the Acadian and moved them to what you now like to call home. It's a tragic story. One that is still told to this day in my home. So, believe it or not you and I seem to have a lot more in common then you would have thought. But I digress and have gone off the rails. Needless to say Caleb I have a genuine interest in going toe to toe with you, but not at Gookermania. So Richlen, you don't have to worry about me going for the Inter-Forum title right away."
Connor takes a steadying breath then as he looks the camera square in the eye.
"So that just leaves one. Connor, why challenge for the Championship of Honor again? The answer is that after that match Ryan Blood, you raised my hand. You acknowledged that I could in fact go toe to toe with you and that I had what it took to take you to the limit. It was close and the more I've gone over the tape since then I've come across so many things that I would do differently, so many opportunities that were presented that I should have taken. But that was me being perhaps being a bit naive. A bit out of the element when it came to that type of match, maybe even, a bit of the jitters because of the possibilities that the match had. But I have to say this, I need to say this...I want a rematch. After all was said and done I still felt like there was something telling me in here..."
Connor puts his hand on his chest, right over his heart.
"That I wasn't done. That there was still some left in the tank. Ryan Blood, as hard as we fought, as hard as we competed I know in my heart that there is still something left to give. My soul is screaming to take this opportunity and pull out all the stops, leave no stone unturned as it were, and do everything in my power to capture the WWCF Championship of Honor. So come Monday, god willing, if the challenge is made, will you do me and the WWCF Galaxy the honor one more time?"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 16, 2011 8:47:56 GMT -5
*ViVA is seen using his cellular phone. He dials a number and is holding back giggles.* *A woman picks up.* Hey. This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I just wanted to let you know that you're pregnant. So you should just go get on a plane and go to... Zimbabwe. Yeah. Zimbabwe. Oh, and your husband's a stupid dickbag, and you're a whore. Hahahhaha!*He dials another number, again, a woman picks up.* I'm not even going to prank you, Jessica. Seriously, by the time I get done with Seth on Monday, he's not even going to have the strength or energy to put up a worthy fight for that belt at Gookermania.*Unintelligible gibberish from Jessica* Oh yeah?! Well why don't you tell that to your lawyer! You're gonna need one after the beating he lays on you in retaliation of the beating I lay on him! Bitch!*The unintelligible gibberish turns in to loud unintelligible gibberish.* And we all know you had the hots for me when I was The A-List Superstar, ya dopey twat!*ViVA hangs up the phone and laughs to himself.* .....Phone Pranks ViVA? Not to undermine yer efforts partner.....but phone pranks? 'S amateurish and silly.
*Strikes a match, lights a brown Paper Bag on Fire, and drops it in fron of Johnny Stone's lockerroom*
Now a flaming bag of poo....tha's so-fistee-cated!
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 8:49:04 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. "Oh, no one has forgotten about you Richlen. No waaaaay will I forget about you. I'm not going to forget about any single one of the other six men in this match. Especially you.
Though your words with Caleb have brought up a bit of a topic I've been, shall we say, mulling over.
Come Monday what am I going to do? What path am I going to take, what ticket am I going to punch on my way to Gookermania? The WWCF Galaxy has been emailing me like crazy wanting to know and well...I've made my decision.
Of all the choices there are I suppose I'll start with the MOTBOB match. A lot of you must be thinking that I'll immediately go for that. I mean, why not? A chance at the WWCF championship. What is not to like about that?"
Connor shakes his head slowly.
"The answer to that is simply...no. Now I'm sure a lot of you are stunned. But my reasoning for this is simple. I want to earn my way to that title. That is the most prestigious title in the company and when the time comes, I don't want there to be any doubts."
Connor takes a seat on a bench in a dressing room.
"Well, what about the tag team championship, Dragon? You had that opportunity before. Again I have to say, no. As much prestige and honor comes with being one half of the tag team champions I feel that there is something else I want to do. So maybe some are thinking Oh, he's going to challenge in the hardcore match then? Sorry, no. Whoever decides to enter into that match though, my hat will be off to you because whoever decides to do that will be stepping in the ring with quite possibly the two most violent men to ever grace the WWCF. And I hope both men take that as a compliment."
Connor seems to look on, as if almost losing himself in thought for a few moments.
"So then there were two. I guess I'll address the Inter-Forum championship first. Caleb, you going on about being the best technical wrestler in the WWCF certainly had me looking at you for quite some time.
I'm just going to go a bit off topic for a moment here too and give a little history lesson. The word cajun, do you know it's origin? Because I do. I most certainly do. The word cajun is slang for Acadian. You see, the Acadian were french settlers in the 1600's who colonized New France. Now New France was a part of North America that was from the northern part of Maine to, believe it or not, Nova Scotia and the maritime provinces of Canada. Now a great expulsion took place when the British took all of the Acadian and moved them to what you now like to call home. It's a tragic story. One that is still told to this day in my home. So, believe it or not you and I seem to have a lot more in common then you would have thought. But I digress and have gone off the rails. Needless to say Caleb I have a genuine interest in going toe to toe with you, but not at Gookermania. So Richlen, you don't have to worry about me going for the Inter-Forum title right away."
[/color]"[/font][/quote] So basically what you're saying is that the english pillaged canada like I'm about to pillage you on monday?You're also saying that instead of eatting frog legs and crawdads. That cajuns should be chugging maple syrup , riding mooses and sayi"Eh?" a every other sentence. By the way , How' was the flipper pie , Seal killer?.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2011 9:09:55 GMT -5
*ViVA is seen using his cellular phone. He dials a number and is holding back giggles.* *A woman picks up.* Hey. This is Dr. Chim Richalds. I just wanted to let you know that you're pregnant. So you should just go get on a plane and go to... Zimbabwe. Yeah. Zimbabwe. Oh, and your husband's a stupid dickbag, and you're a whore. Hahahhaha!*He dials another number, again, a woman picks up.* I'm not even going to prank you, Jessica. Seriously, by the time I get done with Seth on Monday, he's not even going to have the strength or energy to put up a worthy fight for that belt at Gookermania.*Unintelligible gibberish from Jessica* Oh yeah?! Well why don't you tell that to your lawyer! You're gonna need one after the beating he lays on you in retaliation of the beating I lay on him! Bitch!*The unintelligible gibberish turns in to loud unintelligible gibberish.* And we all know you had the hots for me when I was The A-List Superstar, ya dopey twat!*ViVA hangs up the phone and laughs to himself.* .....Phone Pranks ViVA? Not to undermine yer efforts partner.....but phone pranks? 'S amateurish and silly.
*Strikes a match, lights a brown Paper Bag on Fire, and drops it in fron of Johnny Stone's lockerroom*
Now a flaming bag of poo....tha's so-fistee-cated! *3 minutes later* Jesus, what is that smell? Oh, I see. Nice to know our fire alarms work.
*Gets a fire extinguisher and sprays it down*
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 16, 2011 9:13:43 GMT -5
No No No! Yer not supposed tae spray it! Yer supposed tae stomp it out Like this!
*Lights a second bag....then stomps it to demonstrate*
(Beat)
*Realizes what's happened*
.........Oh bother...........
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,176
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2011 9:15:34 GMT -5
The defense rests.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 9:29:05 GMT -5
No No No! Yer not supposed tae spray it! Yer supposed tae stomp it out Like this!
*Lights a second bag....then stomps it to demonstrate*
(Beat)
*Realizes what's happened*
.........Oh bother........... *Lights a paper bag of m80s and slides it towards the pirates feet.*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,176
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2011 9:31:23 GMT -5
Well, I know where this is going
*Goes back in*
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 16, 2011 9:34:40 GMT -5
No No No! Yer not supposed tae spray it! Yer supposed tae stomp it out Like this!
*Lights a second bag....then stomps it to demonstrate*
(Beat)
*Realizes what's happened*
.........Oh bother........... *Lights a paper bag of m80s and slides it towards the pirates feet.* *Picks up Bag.....Realizes it's an M80.....does a Comic take.
Tosses the bag into the closest empty lockerroom, closes the door and Runs off.*(The Camera lingers on the nameplate on the Door: CEO's Office. A loud explosion is heard inside)
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,176
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2011 9:36:30 GMT -5
Well, shouldn't be too hard to win next Raw now, I guess.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 16, 2011 9:42:53 GMT -5
OOC: Gimmick infringement! lol
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