Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2011 9:43:40 GMT -5
Well, I needed a new color that wasn't Black or Red....
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 16, 2011 9:46:30 GMT -5
So basically what you're saying is that the english pillaged canada like I'm about to pillage you on monday?You're also saying that instead of eatting frog legs and crawdads. That cajuns should be chugging maple syrup , riding mooses and sayi"Eh?" a every other sentence. By the way , How' was the flipper pie , Seal killer?. "Pillaged? No. Forcibly removed a people settled in instead of letting them live there in peace as they wanted to be neutral. Yes. If I wanted to go on about pillaging I'd have brought MPM into the conversation. "
Connor quirks a brow and shakes his head.
"Wow...I think you've just about nearly beaten Dupoe on my whack job o'meter. And that's saying something."Well, I needed a new color that wasn't Black or Red.... I know, just playing along. No worries. Unless you want there to be. *Dun dun duuuuuun!*
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 9:52:34 GMT -5
So basically what you're saying is that the english pillaged canada like I'm about to pillage you on monday?You're also saying that instead of eatting frog legs and crawdads. That cajuns should be chugging maple syrup , riding mooses and sayi"Eh?" a every other sentence. By the way , How' was the flipper pie , Seal killer?. "Pillaged? No. Forcibly removed a people settled in instead of letting them live there in peace as they wanted to be neutral. Yes. If I wanted to go on about pillaging I'd have brought MPM into the conversation. "
Connor quirks a brow and shakes his head.
"Wow...I think you've just about nearly beaten Dupoe on my whack job o'meter. And that's saying something."Well, I needed a new color that wasn't Black or Red.... I know, just playing along. No worries. Unless you want there to be. *Dun dun duuuuuun!* Wackjob?You're from canada but you don't what flipper pie is? Seriously , Mate.OCC: forums.egullet.org/index.php?/topic/133729-seal-flipper-pie-and-other-gems/
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 16, 2011 10:15:41 GMT -5
OOC: Oh, I know what it is. lol Connor's just finding it laughable that someone would assume something like that.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 16, 2011 10:29:32 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. Gus, I havent for gotten you Its just that you and Evil M havent done anything worth my time.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 11:34:49 GMT -5
So what I've drawn from the various bickerings and mindless rantings the past few hours is this:
1. Caleb Fourchon is making the sane mistake that Ryan Blood, Johnny Stone/Amigo, and Brian Alexander did before I took their titles and saying that if I get the match I want, I ain't winning it;
2. Whitey Fats is calling himself the best of all time when that claim is as baseless as accusing Seth Drakin of being abusive towards women;
3. Viva is being too damn bitter for his own good; and
4. M, Dupoe, Mackenzie, Allen, Punisher, and *SIGH* Lionel Murray are forgetting that there is someone else in that cage to beware of: ME.
Next week, I'm winning an Inter-Forum title match, a match that I will win at Gookermania. I know one girl who'll be standing by me every step of the way, and I want her to be able to see her man leave Gookermania as a champion.
And that's exactly what I am going to do.
And that...
...Is a promise. Gus, I havent for gotten you Its just that you and Evil M havent done anything worth my time. Too busy dressing up as a nancy boy and worshiping false idols then to answer gus ,huh?Must be hard being such an emo nancy. By the way , if you see Robert smith were ever you do those weird emo god worshiping things tell him the cure was a pretty good band.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 16, 2011 11:46:35 GMT -5
Gus, I havent for gotten you Its just that you and Evil M havent done anything worth my time. Too busy dressing up as a nancy boy and worshiping false idols then to answer gus ,huh?Must be hard being such an emo nancy. By the way , if you see Robert smith were ever you do those weird emo god worshiping things tell him the cure was a pretty good band. While I cant deny the cure have talent I do NOT like the band. Also 2 days to apologise for the mother comment before I turn your instestines into tinsel for the E.O.D christmas party.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 16, 2011 11:49:56 GMT -5
Well, I needed a new color that wasn't Black or Red.... Thank you for that too.....I had a black BG for the longest time, It looked (on my end anyay) like you were standing there silently. Had the same issue with lodirulez.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 11:58:12 GMT -5
Too busy dressing up as a nancy boy and worshiping false idols then to answer gus ,huh?Must be hard being such an emo nancy. By the way , if you see Robert smith were ever you do those weird emo god worshiping things tell him the cure was a pretty good band. While I cant deny the cure have talent I do NOT like the band. Also 2 days to apologise for the mother comment before I turn your instestines into tinsel for the E.O.D christmas party. Wait. Are you saying two days from when I made the comment or now?And if now , right now? I mean can I say sorry at any time before the cage match in two days or is there a certain time limit? [For someone who hates stupidity , you're not explaining this well.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 16, 2011 13:49:40 GMT -5
While I cant deny the cure have talent I do NOT like the band. Also 2 days to apologise for the mother comment before I turn your intestines into tinsel for the E.O.D Christmas party. Wait. Are you saying two days from when I made the comment or now?And if now , right now? I mean can I say sorry at any time before the cage match in two days or is there a certain time limit? [For someone who hates stupidity , you're not explaining this well. ...Any time before the cage match I thought that would be kinda implied
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 16, 2011 14:53:22 GMT -5
*Camera fades up to reveal Frank Castle inside the cage ahead of Niteraw*
Dupoe, always consider the variables when you show your hand. You can stab someone who is tied down and can't do anything about it - how many people do you think you'll be able to do that to on Monday? When they can all see you coming, and meet you head on?
"You think I'm still obsessed by my wife? I am - to a certain extent. I don't want her back, I only want revenge, if that means going through your and your girl scout group, then fine. If you're going to sit there an spout religious crap about Satan and Diogenes or whatever other stupid idea you believe in this week, then prepare for that entity to at some point want something from you. When your Devil comes calling, who do you think he sends to collect?
"Oh and one final thing, that ain't a knife...
*Castle reaches into his coat and pulls out a machete*
"...this is a knife."
*Castle grins as he runs the blade across the ropes and walks out of the frame* *camera fade in to reveil Dupoe above the Craptron* Thank Dagon the Punisher is here. I was getting tired of talking to the Idiot savant of anarchy. As for your little comment, you see by revealing my hand I have forced you to reveal your hand, and I don't know about you but I'm playing with poker cards your playing with 2 yu-gi-oh cards, a magic card, and ace, and what appears to be a Pokemon. You really think I'm aiming to sacrifice wrestlers are you kidding the powers that be would ask where the bodies are. No,no,no,no,no,NO I'm aiming for something a little more personal but I wont spoil anything. You see if all goes as planned I have 4 surprises for Gookermania 1 for the WWCF Galaxy and the other 3 for you. Oh and a machete how quaint, what a boorish weapon, wheres the psychology in a big blade, the answer NONE. You see a dagger is easy to hide and even if you don't hit anything you can twist that thing to the ends of the earth causing REAL damage both psychologically and physically.*Castle is still in the ring and responds* "If you think I'm scared Dupoe, maybe you want to bring your boy scout knife down here and we can see who does the most damage?
"Thought not."
"Nobody has said anything about not bringing any little toys with them on Monday, so I have a few surprises for you too Dupoe, and none of them are nice ones. But the biggest surprise? The one you'll really hate? Well, you'll have to wait a week or two for that. You really will hate me after that one.
"I will say one thing though - The anarchist scumbag is boring, so I'm willing to leave you alone on Monday so all of us can turn this piece of crap into a grease stain on the mat. You bring your little knife, I'll bring mine, and maybe we can have a carvery..."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 15:01:34 GMT -5
*camera fade in to reveil Dupoe above the Craptron* Thank Dagon the Punisher is here. I was getting tired of talking to the Idiot savant of anarchy. As for your little comment, you see by revealing my hand I have forced you to reveal your hand, and I don't know about you but I'm playing with poker cards your playing with 2 yu-gi-oh cards, a magic card, and ace, and what appears to be a Pokemon. You really think I'm aiming to sacrifice wrestlers are you kidding the powers that be would ask where the bodies are. No,no,no,no,no,NO I'm aiming for something a little more personal but I wont spoil anything. You see if all goes as planned I have 4 surprises for Gookermania 1 for the WWCF Galaxy and the other 3 for you. Oh and a machete how quaint, what a boorish weapon, wheres the psychology in a big blade, the answer NONE. You see a dagger is easy to hide and even if you don't hit anything you can twist that thing to the ends of the earth causing REAL damage both psychologically and physically.*Castle is still in the ring and responds* "If you think I'm scared Dupoe, maybe you want to bring your boy scout knife down here and we can see who does the most damage?
"Thought not."
"Nobody has said anything about not bringing any little toys with them on Monday, so I have a few surprises for you too Dupoe, and none of them are nice ones. But the biggest surprise? The one you'll really hate? Well, you'll have to wait a week or two for that. You really will hate me after that one.
"I will say one thing though - The anarchist scumbag is boring, so I'm willing to leave you alone on Monday so all of us can turn this piece of crap into a grease stain on the mat. You bring your little knife, I'll bring mine, and maybe we can have a carvery..." I'm boring? Yet half the people in this match want my head because of all the stuff I said about them?Oh and compared to you? I'm David Bowie. All you are is a cheap Batman knockoff with out the cool gadgets , awesome english butler or charisma. You're like an ex-wife stalking Paul Kersey. I'm not talking about Orignal Death Wish Kersey either , I'm talking Death Wish 5 Paul Kersey,Mate.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 16, 2011 15:08:02 GMT -5
*The camera fades up on Frank Castle walking through a dimly lit street. Rain spatters off his leather coat as he talks into a battered mobile phone.*
"Really? Very interesting, I didn't know that. Maybe it's worth you and me meeting up and having a further chat. I might be able to help you out with your little problem.
"I know you've got resources, tell me about this Lionel punk.....Uh-huh.....sort of expected that....latex?....goats?...Christ help us.
"So he was responsible for that was he? Well, that shoots him up the list a bit...and he botched that bombing...well that's what you get with amateurs isn't? It's a miracle he didn't blow his own ass to Hell.
"Yes, don't worry, I'll take care of him, I'll make sure he never leaves that cage. He'll be lucky if he ever walks again. You just deliver on your end of the bargain, and then we'll have that talk."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 15:10:38 GMT -5
*The camera fades up on Frank Castle walking through a dimly lit street. Rain spatters off his leather coat as he talks into a battered mobile phone.*
"Really? Very interesting, I didn't know that. Maybe it's worth you and me meeting up and having a further chat. I might be able to help you out with your little problem.
"I know you've got resources, tell me about this Lionel punk.....Uh-huh.....sort of expected that....latex?....goats?...Christ help us.
"So he was responsible for that was he? Well, that shoots him up the list a bit...and he botched that bombing...well that's what you get with amateurs isn't? It's a miracle he didn't blow his own ass to Hell.
"Yes, don't worry, I'll take care of him, I'll make sure he never leaves that cage. He'll be lucky if he ever walks again. You just deliver on your end of the bargain, and then we'll have that talk." I only have one thing to sayy to that.
Cocaine is a helluva' drug.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 16, 2011 15:19:14 GMT -5
*Castle is still in the ring and responds* "If you think I'm scared Dupoe, maybe you want to bring your boy scout knife down here and we can see who does the most damage?
"Thought not."
"Nobody has said anything about not bringing any little toys with them on Monday, so I have a few surprises for you too Dupoe, and none of them are nice ones. But the biggest surprise? The one you'll really hate? Well, you'll have to wait a week or two for that. You really will hate me after that one.
"I will say one thing though - The anarchist scumbag is boring, so I'm willing to leave you alone on Monday so all of us can turn this piece of crap into a grease stain on the mat. You bring your little knife, I'll bring mine, and maybe we can have a carvery..." I'm boring? Yet half the people in this match want my head because of all the stuff I said about them?Oh and compared to you? I'm David Bowie. All you are is a cheap Batman knockoff with out the cool gadgets , awesome english butler or charisma. You're like an ex-wife stalking Paul Kersey. I'm not talking about Orignal Death Wish Kersey either , I'm talking Death Wish 5 Paul Kersey,Mate. "I see you're a film fan - well, you might remember Death Wish 2.
"You remember the line, you snot nosed little punk, do you?
"Paul Kersey says to a punk, one just like you, "Do you believe in Jesus?
"The punk answers: "Yes"
"And Kersey says exactly the same thing I'll say to you: "Well, you're gonna meet him."
"Trust me kid, when I'm done with you, after Dupoe, Richlen, Brainbuster and everyone else in that cage has beaten you to within an inch of your life, the only person who will care for your welfare will be the guy who has to scrape what's left of you off the mat."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 15:23:35 GMT -5
I'm boring? Yet half the people in this match want my head because of all the stuff I said about them?Oh and compared to you? I'm David Bowie. All you are is a cheap Batman knockoff with out the cool gadgets , awesome english butler or charisma. You're like an ex-wife stalking Paul Kersey. I'm not talking about Orignal Death Wish Kersey either , I'm talking Death Wish 5 Paul Kersey,Mate. "I see you're a film fan - well, you might remember Death Wish 2.
"You remember the line, you snot nosed little punk, do you?
"Paul Kersey says to a punk, one just like you, "Do you believe in Jesus?
"The punk answers: "Yes"
"And Kersey says exactly the same thing I'll say to you: "Well, you're gonna meet him."
"Trust me kid, when I'm done with you, after Dupoe, Richlen, Brainbuster and everyone else in that cage has beaten you to within an inch of your life, the only person who will care for your welfare will be the guy who has to scrape what's left of you off the mat." Oi , Mate. Death wish 2 is a movie. Stuff like that doesn't happen in real life. Secondly , you do know that the point of the match on monday isn't just to beat me up? It's to win the match.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 16, 2011 15:49:18 GMT -5
"I see you're a film fan - well, you might remember Death Wish 2.
"You remember the line, you snot nosed little punk, do you?
"Paul Kersey says to a punk, one just like you, "Do you believe in Jesus?
"The punk answers: "Yes"
"And Kersey says exactly the same thing I'll say to you: "Well, you're gonna meet him."
"Trust me kid, when I'm done with you, after Dupoe, Richlen, Brainbuster and everyone else in that cage has beaten you to within an inch of your life, the only person who will care for your welfare will be the guy who has to scrape what's left of you off the mat." Oi , Mate. Death wish 2 is a movie. Stuff like that doesn't happen in real life. Secondly , you do know that the point of the match on monday isn't just to beat me up? It's to win the match. "What's the matter kid, getting cold feet? I said before, I don't care about cases, I don't care about escaping the cage. You intimidated people, you scared people, you robbed people of their livelihoods, destroyed lives. You instilled fear into the innocent - it's about time someone instilled fear into you, and my plan is to smash every, single, bone in your body till you are crying in pain, then I'll record it, and stick it on the internet, and all the people who's lives you ruined, can watch you begging for mercy, before I put my boot through your face.
"Like I said before kid, don't start what you can't finish."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 15:55:26 GMT -5
Oi , Mate. Death wish 2 is a movie. Stuff like that doesn't happen in real life. Secondly , you do know that the point of the match on monday isn't just to beat me up? It's to win the match. "What's the matter kid, getting cold feet? I said before, I don't care about cases, I don't care about escaping the cage. You intimidated people, you scared people, you robbed people of their livelihoods, destroyed lives. You instilled fear into the innocent - it's about time someone instilled fear into you, and my plan is to smash every, single, bone in your body till you are crying in pain, then I'll record it, and stick it on the internet, and all the people who's lives you ruined, can watch you begging for mercy, before I put my boot through your face.
"Like I said before kid, don't start what you can't finish." It's cool to see that you're a level-headed calm gentleman outside of the ring. Seriously though , getting cold feet? Nope. .Just pointing out to the fans that you're completly obssessed with me. Maybe it's time to come out and tell them about your true feelings. There's nothing wrong with you.It's 2011. We're all. Remember it gets better.www.itgetsbetter.org
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 16, 2011 16:15:29 GMT -5
"What's the matter kid, getting cold feet? I said before, I don't care about cases, I don't care about escaping the cage. You intimidated people, you scared people, you robbed people of their livelihoods, destroyed lives. You instilled fear into the innocent - it's about time someone instilled fear into you, and my plan is to smash every, single, bone in your body till you are crying in pain, then I'll record it, and stick it on the internet, and all the people who's lives you ruined, can watch you begging for mercy, before I put my boot through your face.
"Like I said before kid, don't start what you can't finish." It's cool to see that you're a level-headed calm gentleman outside of the ring. Seriously though , getting cold feet? Nope. .Just pointing out to the fans that you're completly obssessed with me. Maybe it's time to come out and tell them about your true feelings. There's nothing wrong with you.It's 2011. We're all. Remember it gets better.www.itgetsbetter.org "Touche kid, I'll give you that, but you're right, it is 2011, so I don't care who you like to get friendly with at night, and to be honest, that's got nothing to do with wanting to turn you into a puddle.
"It's the fact you want to start attacking innocent people in the name of some crusade for anarchy. I've been on a different crusade a lot longer than you scumbag, and I'm a Hell of a lot better at what I do than you are. So come Monday, I'm at the front of that queue of people wanting to take your head off, and unfortunately for you, there won't be a lot left for the others."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 16, 2011 16:18:08 GMT -5
It's cool to see that you're a level-headed calm gentleman outside of the ring. Seriously though , getting cold feet? Nope. .Just pointing out to the fans that you're completly obssessed with me. Maybe it's time to come out and tell them about your true feelings. There's nothing wrong with you.It's 2011. We're all. Remember it gets better.www.itgetsbetter.org "Touche kid, I'll give you that, but you're right, it is 2011, so I don't care who you like to get friendly with at night, and to be honest, that's got nothing to do with wanting to turn you into a puddle.
"It's the fact you want to start attacking innocent people in the name of some crusade for anarchy. I've been on a different crusade a lot longer than you scumbag, and I'm a Hell of a lot better at what I do than you are. So come Monday, I'm at the front of that queue of people wanting to take your head off, and unfortunately for you, there won't be a lot left for the others." I was thinking that I need a manager. Does your ex-wife like wrestling? Why'd she leave you by the way? Did she finally figure out how truly pathetic you are?
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