new theme for the Great Kahli

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new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 0:17:01 GMT -5

Post by angryfan on May 22, 2006 0:17:01 GMT -5

Since he'll be here for a while (groan), here's my assistqance in a new theme for the Great Kahli. Yes, I'm insane, but I have to share or it'll all go to waste.

Hey! Clear the way ‘cause he’s real bizarre!
Hey you, let us through!
He’s Smackdown’s new star!
Oh come!
Be the first on your block to job to his boot!

Make way!
We’re never wrong!
Ring the bell! This won’t take long!

Great Kahli! Gigantic he!
Blargawasmbwaaaaaaaa!
No kiddin’, he’ll get the pin!
Down on one knee!
Now try your best to stay calm!
We really swear, this won’t take long!
Then come and translate his gibberish for me!

Great Kahli!
Sloppy is he!
Blargawasmbwaaaaaaaa!
Can chop ten regular men, unconvincingly!
He’s a colossal bore!
Doesn’t he make you want to spend more?
Who made you slam your head in a door?
Why it’s the Great Kahli!

He’s got seventy-five jobber squashes!
He killed Funaki!
In seconds it took just three!
When it comes to promos done off-hand!
Has he got a few?
I’m telling you, they really are quite grand!

Great Kahli! Ugly is he!
Blargawasmbwaaaaaaaa!
What mystique! But he can’t speak!
Coherently!
Well, get on out in that square
Come on, dry heave and prepare
To gawk and giggle and stare at Great Kahli!

There’s no question that Kahli’s disturbing
Never ordinary, but usually boring
Everything about the man just depresses
He’s a winner? We don’t’ know how, it’s a wonder
He’s about to light my hopes asunder
And I absolutely hate the way he wrestles

Great Kahli!
Lubering he!
Blargawasmbwaaaaaaaa!
Heard Taker was a sight to see!
But he’ll be squashed in just seconds three!
Make way for Great Kahli!

To hell with Tony Danza

Nostalgia is the ability to forget the things that sucked.
- Nelson Demille

amsiraK Retired Mod Stay Fabulous Posts: 21,896	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 0:18:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by amsiraK on May 22, 2006 0:18:16 GMT -5 Bah GAWD that's funny! And it should go without saying that it's to the tune of "Prince Ali" from "Aladdin". I got to the chorus and almost passed out from laughing.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 0:21:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 22, 2006 0:21:16 GMT -5 that's great. If the Great Kahli was actually an incredible wrestler, with ability equal to his look, I think it would be awesome if he came out to Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir".

Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan Unicron Tazz? Posts: 3,224	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 0:37:45 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on May 22, 2006 0:37:45 GMT -5 I think Sabu's ECW theme would fit him well.
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frickinsweet Guest	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 0:57:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by frickinsweet on May 22, 2006 0:57:03 GMT -5 Bob Dylan should sign The Great Khali's theme.

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WUMPUS Team Rocket Money is paper which TNA burns in a barrell in Jarrett's garage..... Posts: 765	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 1:26:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by WUMPUS on May 22, 2006 1:26:32 GMT -5 That is just damned hysterical.
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angryfan Global Moderator Inter-Lawn Champion Posts: 14,315	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 5:00:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by angryfan on May 22, 2006 5:00:02 GMT -5 Thanks guys. I had fun with this one, if anyone can think of other songs that could be worked around, let me know, I'd love to do more of these.
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Red 'n' Black Reggie El Dandy Posts: 8,258	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 10:56:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 22, 2006 10:56:47 GMT -5 how about a dean maleko one to the tune of goldfinger. they gave him that as his entrance for a bit, but it didnt have lyrics.
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zen444 Guest	new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 10:57:51 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by zen444 on May 22, 2006 10:57:51 GMT -5 It should be a rap song: Now let my main man have some mic time "FJsdfjasdfjklfsdjljlsdfajksdfjkcvmmkvmklsdmklmvklsdmklsdvmkldklfhhlasdfsdflsdfhkahlsdf"

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new theme for the Great Kahli May 22, 2006 17:47:52 GMT -5

Post by phentari on May 22, 2006 17:47:52 GMT -5

Well, as long as we're doing new themes to Disney tunes...

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

He's...
SuperKhalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the smell of him
Is something quite atrocious
When he shambles to the ring
He really looks ferocious,
SuperKhlifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Because the guy can barely speak
They teamed him with a lad
Who used to pal up with Hussan
Until that schtick went bad
But then one day he found a freak,
So hairy and so tall
He’s big, he’s green, and boy, he’s mean
Though he can barely brawl, Oh!

SuperKhalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though his English skills
Are really quite quite atrocious
But although his promo skills
Will never be precocious,
He’s SuperKhalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Now he travels all around the world
And everywhere he’s booked
He’s matched against some jobber, and
The jobber’s goose is cooked!
To music maharajas hear
He lumbers to the ring
A hairy, scary, brutal, freakish
Big shambolic thing!

Oh..
SuperKhalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though his matches all
Are totally atrocious
Still we sit and watch the garbage
Vince McMahon shows us,
SuperKhalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

So when the cat has got his tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just listen to his “Grabbfwsjwerglgkl,”
It’s all that he can say,
But please don’t get to close to him,
You'll drop into a coma,
He's Khali, and he beats most men
With nothing but aroma!

Last Edit: May 22, 2006 17:49:23 GMT -5 by phentari

Post by angryfan on May 22, 2006 0:17:01 GMT -5

Post by amsiraK on May 22, 2006 0:18:16 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on May 22, 2006 0:21:16 GMT -5

Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on May 22, 2006 0:37:45 GMT -5

Post by frickinsweet on May 22, 2006 0:57:03 GMT -5

Post by Lick Ness Monster on May 22, 2006 0:58:58 GMT -5

Post by WUMPUS on May 22, 2006 1:26:32 GMT -5

Post by Erik Majorwitz on May 22, 2006 1:34:59 GMT -5

Post by angryfan on May 22, 2006 5:00:02 GMT -5

Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 22, 2006 10:56:47 GMT -5

Post by zen444 on May 22, 2006 10:57:51 GMT -5

Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 11:01:01 GMT -5

Post by phentari on May 22, 2006 17:47:52 GMT -5