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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:32:44 GMT -5
Sky with a Sky High Sorry, between this and watching Kingdom Hearts vids lol Plus I think nobody is here cause of Vengeance
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:35:27 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, Tommy “Crimson” Mercer!
JB: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
*Eric Young makes his way to the ring*
Tonight, I go one on one with the Lake Erie Monster, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer.
Mercer. You're a new sort of challenge. Something that I'll have to get used to, if I want to be the Legends Champion.
I'm used to going up against wrestlers like Red, Kazarian, your former partner Petey, Shelley, and Sabin. Fast dudes. High flying guys. Guys who can do eight flips in the air off a turnbuckle before hitting the ground. All of that, thats X-Division. And as much as I loved it, that isn't me anymore. I don't identify myself like all of them. It just feels like my old stomping grounds. I'll never be able to reproduce the feelings I had when I had won the belt before. It just wouldn't be the same.
There comes a point in every superstar's career where they feel doors are closing, and new windows are opening. After this blood feud with Shatter, a new window has opened for me. If I don't take advantage of this opportunity, I will have blown the biggest chance of my career.
But that won't happen. I'm ready to take the next step in my career, the same one that other trail blazers, like AJ Styles, Jay Lethal, and Samoa Joe did.
And for me, that next step points me right towards new competition, all for a new belt. I'm ready to take on new opponents.
A chance to take on Matt Morgan? Hell yeah, sign me up. Give me a shot to take on the big guy.
Scott Steiner? Bring it on. I'd love to give him a reason to go HEH?!?
All these great competitors that I've rarely gotten to face in this ring. I'm ridiculously excited. These wrestlers bring a different style. Something new. Whether it's Angle, and his technical prowess, or the current champ Tommy Dreamer with his hardcore style, its something different and something that I'm ready to bring my expertise to. Its a new playing field, and I'm ready to make my mark in it.
And I will get the very shot to do just that, if I can achieve the next step in my career, and snag the Legend's Championship. A title I'd soon like to hold... in more ways than one.
The title itself, and the prestige behind it is amazing. And I'm willing to put my heart and soul on the line to take it away from Tommy Dreamer.
But I want the same name, that the belt holds: "LEGEND". I don't want to be "the kid" anymore. I don't want to be "the future of this company", I want to be the present. I want to be able to give my all week in and week out against the greatest talents TNA has to offer, and if I can achieve the Legend's Championship, then I will finally get my shot.
But all of that is looking ahead, and don't worry Mercer, I'm not disregarding you. Like I said, from now on I take on new talents, and that being said, I respect every last one of them.[/b]
*Heckler yells "What about Shatter?"*
NO. NOT HIM.
But nearly everyone else in the TNA's legend division, including Tommy D, and Tommy M have earned my respect.
Mercer, you're a great competitor, who I'm sure wants this gold nearly as badly as I do. But there is no way you want it as much as I do, thats impossible. Tonight I assume you'll push me to my limit, as I push you to yours. And we will each scratch, and claw, but in the end, I, EY, will come out victorious. You're a new challenge, but I'm ready to take everything you can give, and I'll do what I do best:
SURVIVE. AND THRIVE.
Legends Championship #1 Contender match Eric Young v Tommy "Crimson" Mercer 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:36:38 GMT -5
EY hits a DVD while TD watches FD5
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 16:41:13 GMT -5
EY with the EYe of the Hurricane.
That was bad. Even for me.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:43:46 GMT -5
*looks at Haydens joke*
Nah, thats about right for you ;D
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 16:45:50 GMT -5
Also, Magnus lost?
HE PROMOED! COME ON!!
*mini-rant over*
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 23, 2011 16:46:06 GMT -5
Young with Hayden's move.
Screw it, EYe of the hurricane is going to have to be a new signature move of his.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:47:35 GMT -5
Mercer goes for a boot but Young ducks underneath it and hits the DVD!
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JB: Here is your winner, Eric Young!
Tenay: And Young advances to face Tommy Dreamer at Turning Point. West: Well that should be something.
I'm here with the TNA World Tag Team Champions...
Please, Christy. Tag Team Champions of the World.
What's the difference?
It sounds grander.
Not really.
You can't tell me Tag Team Champions of the World sounds better than Woprld Tag Team Champions. Remember the New Age Outlaws? If Road Dogg had just said they were World Tag Team Champions it would have had the same impact.
But we're not the New Age Outlaws. For starters, that would make one of us Billy Gunn.
Yeah, good point.
Ahem! I'm here with the TNA Tag Team Champions of the World.
Better.
And you are just moments away from your first defense since winning the titles at Bound For Glory aginst the team you won them from, Beer Money. With Beer Money going all out to regain the title at the first opportunity, this could be a very short reign.
Yeah, it could. But look at who we're up against. No disrespect to Storm and Roode...
And make no mistake. We know those guys are great wrestlers.
They're juts not us. I mean look at us. We're a superteam. You have the longest reigning X Division Champion in history.
And you have a three time World Heavyweight Champion. That's nopt to say Beer Money can't have the same level of sucess as singles wrestlers. Robert Roode could easily be world champion.
Roode? Storm is way better.
Are you kidding me? Robert Roode is way better in the ring than James Storm.
But Storm is a better talker.
You don't win titles by being good on the stick. You should know.
Did you just call me boring?
Athletically no but...
You did, you just called me boring.
Well you are kinda Southern. And white bread.
Unbelievable. This coming from a guy who only got people to notice him by dancing round with a bowl of curry on his head.
Let's not go there.
What, did you think nobody knew it was you?
Guys!
What?!
Uh, title defense. Next. You think you guys can handle that.
Yeah, sure. No problem.
Yeah, AJ and I are always on the same page.
Christy facepalms.
What?
Let's go, Chris. We've got titles to defend.
Styles and Daniels leave.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:49:49 GMT -5
I'm unsure whether that was the lamest promo ever or a brilliant example of mind games.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:51:27 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA World Tag Team Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, accompanied by “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 439 pounds, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels and “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, The Phenomenal Angels!
Tenay: What a huge match this is, a rematch from Bound For Glory. West: Yeah, the world tag titles are on the line here. Tenay: A rare title match on impact and this should be a good one.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Phenomenal Angels (c) v Beer Money 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 16:51:29 GMT -5
Christopher Daniels never danced with a bowl of curry on his head! Those are fabricated lies!
LIES I SAY!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:51:51 GMT -5
M and BB, you'll have to finish our promo. I've got a ton of things to do outside this afternoon, sorry. So... Did this get done at all? I was at work all day.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:53:11 GMT -5
Twas Brilliant ;D
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 23, 2011 16:53:50 GMT -5
I'm unsure whether that was the lamest promo ever or a brilliant example of mind games. A little from column A, a little from column B. Styles with a PELE!!!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 16:54:17 GMT -5
Oh, Daniels with the Spice Rack reverse Burning Hammer Bomb.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:54:59 GMT -5
I like how nobody has voted so far within 3 posts of the match
Daniels makes James Storm take a shot of Curry!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:06:24 GMT -5
Storm goes for the Last Call superkick on AJ but AJ ducks and hits the Pele! Roode comes in and Daniels takes him out with the Last Rites. Daniels then hits the BME and AJ follows up with a frogsplash!
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JB: Here are your winners and STILL TNA Wiorld Tag Team Champions, The Phenomenal Angels!
Tenay: Styles and Daniels retain in a hard fought victory. West: Well Beer Money put up a hell of a challenge but AJ and Daniels were able to fight them off.
*Scene opens in a large meeting room with several men in suits. There is also a woman there filling coffee mugs with fresh coffee.*
I tell you what, that Jay Lethal was one funny cat. OOOHHHH YEEEAAAA!!! Ha ha!
*The rest quickly nod their heads.*
Oh yes. Mr. Sobol.
He was quite the comedian!
Funny stuff!
It was a smart move by us to make him the face of the company.
*More head nodding.*
Absolutly!
Brilliant! Mr. Sobol!
Commendable!
But after the passing of Macho Man Randy Savage, we could no longer sponser someone like that. It was no longer PC!
Dubious!
Disgraceful!
Disgusting!
So we just had to let him go. And I hope the door didn't hit him on the way out... haw haw haw.
*The rest of the men laugh as the woman in the room speaks up.* Um, you do know he hasn't done that gimmick in a long long time, right?
*Sobol stops laughing and glares at the woman as the rest of the men gasp and push away from the table. He then flips up a panel revealing a large red button and he presses it. Suddenly a group of eight heavily armed men bust into the room and quickly overtake the woman and drag her out. As they exit the room, Lacey and Traci walk in.*
I wonder what that was all about.
Probably forgot to bring the creamer.
You just can't find good help these days.
And what do you two want?!
Um. Hello, Mr. Sobol! I think you will find that we have a meeting with you at the present time.
*Looking down at his schedule* Well, it appears you are right. This had better be good. I haven't filled my future endeavors quota for the month.
Didn't they just fire like ten people?
Be quiet Lacey, and let me do the talking.
Ok Traci, but please hurry. I'm very hungry.
Mr. Sobol I come with you with a business proposal that you cannot refuse. Let me begin by giving you the current state of affairs here in TNA...
*The camera backs out of the doorway and the door closes. Traci's voice becomes fainter and fainter as the scene fades to black.*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 17:09:45 GMT -5
I am really, REALLY loving where this is going
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:10:01 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff and Jesse Sorensen are backstage
Tonight you face both Austin Aries and Miguel Cesaro. Now you're proving yourself to be quite better than the average rookie, so before I give you some tips, I want to hear what you have to say about this match.
Bischoff.
I want the belt. Its as simple as that.
This is the reason I came to TNA. You think I'm making a lot more than the independents I was working at beforehand? I'm not.
Do you think I'm happy that instead of being the main event of other companies, I'm pushed sporadically around the card here? I'm not.
Do you think I like going from crowds that loved me to a group of people that are just learning about me? I don't.
But I put up with all of that. Why? Because TNA has the one belt that no company can compete with. TNA is the home of the X-Division that are the greatest high flying competitors across the world, and the championship of the same name, that is the top prize. And now I'm here. And I'm ready to make more than just a splash. I came here knowing that I go from hero to zero, from main eventer to a nobody, and now I'm ready to re-earn my reputation.
And I know people aren't exactly sure what to make of me. You don't know if I'm all talk, or the real deal. Am I over my head? Or in my element? I can't blame any of them, they barely know me.
But I know me.
And my fans know me.
And ask anyone of them if I deserve to be X-Division Champ, and they would say without a doubt. But I know their approval isn't enough. But tonight I get to prove it in the ring to anybody with a set of working eyes. Watch me move around the ring. Watch me put up one hell of a fight. Watch me get my first taste of glory here in TNA and win a shot for the X-Division belt that I wanted so badly before Bound for Glory.
Before Bound for Glory? You don't want it now?
No.
Now I need it.
I came too close in my first opportunity, and I can't stop thinking about how I let the opportunity slip through my fingers. Not again. NEVER AGAIN. Tonight Cesaro and Aries don't stand a chance.
Cesaro has his musical differences. Aries has his ego. I have my fans. We all three hold separate sources of inspiration, but mine is the strongest. Both of them can act superior, like they don't give a damn about the crowd, but there is a reason why they're both here in TNA, its the same reason as me. The gold. The difference between me and them, is that I don't disguise my lust for that belt. I want it more than anything, more than anyone.
Aries caught me with the Horns of Aries last week after my match vs Miguel. I should've saw it coming. I didn't. I don't make the same mistake twice.
They are both strong talents, and underneath their bravado, they are both more than competent in the ring, but I know I can beat them.
How do you know? They're both amazing.
Don't give me that crap Bischoff. I know how good they are. But I know I'm better.
When it comes to Cesaro, I'm not looking to debate culture and argue as to which type of music is superior, its dubstep by the way, I'm here to...
Dubstep?
Yeah. You might be too old to know what it is.
But like I was saying, debating music and culture is based on opinion, fighting isn't. And the fact of the matter is, I beat you Miguel. I defeated you last week. I hit you with moves you couldn't handle. And I plan on hitting you with new and different ones tonight. You're going to learn that every time you see me, I'll bring something new. And the result is always the same. A "W" for the Kid.
As for Aries, that guy has an ego so big, he makes it look like I can't spell the word ego. I mean if you bought all his self hype, you'd probably be believing the guys shits rainbows. Bringing up facts again, me and you both basically debuted around the same time, and thinking about it, the same way. We both masqueraded as someone we weren't to get our foot in the door. Since both of us came into TNA, we both have claimed the same basic achievements, a few wins, but not the one we were looking for, the big one at Bound For Glory. The point I'm leading to, is despite all the hype you've given yourself, right now you and I are at the same point. So tonight will be the night where one of us will need to seperate from the pack, and guess what Austin, that guy will be me, not you.
They both have their skills and talents, but so do I Bischoff. My double northern lights suplex can go toe to toe with Aries and his brainbuster. So trust me when I say I can handle myself in that ring, and for those who don't believe me, watch. I'm more than willing to prove myself every single week to anyone who doubts me. Because I'm bringing my A-Game. I always do. And my A-Game is better than anyone else's. Because I take pride in what I do, and what I do is win.
People can call me Jesse "The Jet", like they do all across the midwest...
The Can't Miss Kid, like all of the Northeast...
or even Suicidal Sorensen, as the Impact Zone crowd refers to me.
I love it all. But it doesn't matter because after tonight, everybody can refer to me as the #1 contender to Kendrick's X-Division Championship.
Kid, you're ready. Lets go.
*Bischoff and Sorensen leave for the ring*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:13:05 GMT -5
Oh f*** you Sorenson and your promos.
Stupid wanting a title and writing good promos and crap....
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