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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:14:35 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is s triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesero!
JB: From Katy, Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse “The Jet” Sorensen!
JB: And from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
Tenay: Well these three men impressed in the Steel Asylum at GBound For Glory so Jeff Jarrett is offering them another chance to earn an X Division Championship match. West: Well not matter who wins this match Brian Kendrick will have a heck of a challenge. Tenay: Oh I agree. West: But Aries is gonna win. Tenay: Good grief.
X Divsion Championship #1 Contender match Austin Aries v Miguel Cesaro v Jesse Sorensen 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 23, 2011 17:17:40 GMT -5
Sorensen with a corkscrew moonsault
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 17:19:16 GMT -5
Sorenson with a DDT
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:19:40 GMT -5
Cesaro with Visions of Style (Reverse Hurricanrana).
Selfish? Yes. But I want to win at least once tonight.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:23:01 GMT -5
Cesaro with Visions of Style (Reverse Hurricanrana). Selfish? Yes. But I want to win at least once tonight. Oh, you'll win in the six Knockout tag match. We better after the promo I wrote.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:27:09 GMT -5
Very true. Still.....
Stupid Cageking voting for the guy who promoed and deserves a win. I WAS GONNA PROMO! YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:28:51 GMT -5
Sorensen hits a corkscrew moonsault on Cesaro but Aries pulls Cesaro out of the way. Aries then hits a brainbuster on Cesaro! He goes to hit one on Sorensen but Sorensen counters into the Jet Power Northern Lights Suplex onto Cesaro, pinning both him and Aries at the same time. 1... 2... 3! JB: Here is your winner, Jesse Sorensen! Tenay: Sorensen advances to Truning Point but beating both his opponents at once. West: Aries was robbed! Tenay: So you say. But from where I sit Sorensen won fair and square. *Scene cuts to the meeting room again as Traci finishes giving her arguement.* So in closing, TNA is controlled by lying, coniving, manipulative people who make poor decisions when it matters most. Put me in charge of the week to week operations of TNA and I promise... no... i guarantee that this brand will be the lone wolf sitting on top of the industry in no time!Wow... you make a very compelling arguement. And I'm sitting on the fence right now as we speak. On the one hand we have a product that is popular, bringing in the money, and the notoriety of a competitive business. On the other hand, there is you with all your fancy words. Its a difficult decision to be made. I may need to think on this a while... if only there was something that could tip the scale one way or the other.Well, while you deliberate, can I interest you in a mid evening snack. I'm sure a great business man such as yourself gets really hungy making such important decisions every day.Hmmm, Now that you mention it. I am a little hungry.A hunger that might be satisfied by a Corn beef on periwinkle w/ dill pickle.... and light mayomnaise. Really?! That's like my favorite sandwhich ever!! *Poorly acting suprised.* OOOhhhh realllly? I didn't know that. What a coincidence! One Corn beef on periwinkle w/ dill pickle.... and light mayomnaise coming right up!*Turning around.* Lacey, can you pass me the sandwhich? *Notices Lacey is asleep* LACEY!*Startled* HMM... WHAT?! Oh, hi Traci.Lacey, its time. The sandwhich. *looking around frantically* Where is it?Oh, well. You see. I don't have it anymore Traci. I sort of... you know... ate it. And I always want a nap after I...YOU WHAT?!?! Well, I was hungry. And you had been talking for a really...really... long time. And it just looked so lonely there. *rubbing forhead* Don't you realize how terrible of a mistake that was?Oh, trust me Traci. I know. Next time I will know to take it out of the plastic wrap first. *Traci slowly turns back around to meet the hungry eyes of Sobol.* Um. Mr. Sobol. It appears we are no longer in possession of said Corn beef on periwinkle w/ dill pickle.... and light mayomnaise at the present time. *Getting visibly upset.* You mean you said you had it and you don't? Well I...You got my hopes up only to dash them away later? Yes, you see..No... I DO see! You are no different than what you are claiming of those in power now! You are a lying, coniving, manipulative person who made a poor decision when it mattered most! Mr. Sobol, please. I..As for your request. There's an old saying. Better to deal with the devil you know... than the devil you don't!! *He flips the panel and slams his fist down on the red button. Within seconds Traci and Lacey are thrown out of the building.* So close... Well, it is best to look at the bright side.And what's that, Lacey? The other side of the building, where the sun is shining.*Sigh* Come, lets go get some supper.I'm not really all that hungry, Traci. Then we'll just hit a drive through and head home. We need to start planning for next week.Why, what are we doing next week?The same thing we weren't able to do this week... Try to take over the show!*Fade to black*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:31:31 GMT -5
Daffney is shown sitting on an elaborate purple and black gothic throne with the Women's title across her lap. Karen Jarrett enters.
Ah, Karen. Come on in. There's much we need to discuss.
Where on earth did you get that?
I acquired it from the Beautiful People. Can you believe they were just gonna throw it away? I just decorated it to better fit my tastes. You like it?
I guess.
Come on, take a seat. Now what is it you needed to see me about?
Well I wanted to discuss your next challenger.
Oh goodie! Well you know there's only one person I actually want, right?
Well as it happens we have decided...
Daffney leans forward in anticipation.
Uhuh?
To give Mickie James a rematch.
Yessss!
Daffney throws here fits in the air in celebration.
Wait! I don't want this match to be spoiled like at Bound For Glory.
Well that's not up to me.
Well if people wouldn't interfere in my business. There's a reason I had Taylor locked up you know.
Speaking of Taylor, where is she? You know you two have a match tonight.
Oh she's fine.
Daffney gets out of her seat and moves to a storage closet nearby. She opens the door to reveal Taylor hanging upside down, bound in her underwear and gagged with duct tape across her mouth.
See?
Is she okay like that?
A little blood rushing to her head, some dizziness, nothing she can't handle.
Daffney kneels next to Taylor's head.
I mean my parents used to lock me in dark dank closets for hours at a time. Never did me any harm.
Taylor says something but it's muffled by the duct tape.
What's that?
Daffney rips the tape off.
Cuddle bunny, please. I can't...
Daffney slams the closet door shut.
See? She's fine.
Daffney bounces back into her throne.
Now, where were we?
We were dicussing you match with Mickie James at Turning Point.
Right. Well I want a match where Mickie and I can properly brutalise eachother. Yet I don't want anyone interfering. Oh, I know, how about a cage match?
Yeah, sure. We can do that.
Great.
Daffney leans back in her chair.
Well?
Well what?
Are you gonna get Taylor down? Your match is next.
I will, in a minute. You know, psaking of the match, I don't really care for you teaming us with Angelina Love. You know I hate her.
Well we had to make the sides even.
Of course. Don't worry. I can keep it in check.
Well good. Now about Taylor...
Ugh. Fine.
Daffney roots around behind her and comes up with a sword.
Where the hell did you get that?
Prop from a photoshoot I thought might come in handy. You want me to cut Taylor down or not?
Just...just do it.
Daffney opens the cupboard door and cuts the rope hold Taylor up with the sword. Taylor crashes to the ground.
There. Ya happy?
Is she okay? I could get some help...
Yes, she's fine. Now get out!
What?
You're starting to aggrivate me. And you really don't want to do that.
But I think...
OUT!
Karen exits. Daffney kneels over a dazed Taylor.
See, you're okay, right? Yeah, of course you are.
Daffney smiles warmly as we fade out.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 17:32:01 GMT -5
Its Pinky, Its Pinky and the Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace (Narf!)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:39:53 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: Her partners, they are the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Varon and ODB!
JB: Their opponent, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
JB: And her partners, Taylor Wilde and the TNA Women’s Champion Daffney!
Tenay: Well I dunno if Taylor is gonna be 100% here. We dunno how long Daffney had her hanging upside down. West: You know the scary part is I don’t think Daffney was punishing Taylor anymore. She just felt like it. Tenay: Well nevertheless, as we just learned it will be Daffney v Mickie at Turning Point is Six Sides of Steel. West: And don’t think that Mickie isn’t relishing another shot.
Daffney, Taylor Wilde and Angelina Love v Mickie James, ODB and Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:41:12 GMT -5
Its Traci, Its Traci and the Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace (Narf!) Fixed.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:45:29 GMT -5
Daffney hits the Lobotomy as Taylor stumbles on the apron.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 17:45:53 GMT -5
Man, that promo. Time well spent. Mickie with a "screw this, I promoed even if it never got sent in" suplex!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 17:46:27 GMT -5
Angelina bitch slaps ODB
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 17:47:25 GMT -5
You know things have gone way beyond when nobody cares about Taylor being tied up in a closet upside down and in her underwear. She was originally gonna be naked but I thought was a bit much for what is still supposed to be a TV-14 TV show.
Though I suppose I could have covered her "private areas" with the rope.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 17:49:35 GMT -5
You know things have gone way beyond when nobody cares about Taylor being tied up in a closet upside down and in her underwear. She was originally gonna be naked but I thought was a bit much for what is still supposed to be a TV-14 TV show. Though I suppose I could have covered her "private areas" with the rope. And gagged. Don't forget gagged.
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 23, 2011 17:50:24 GMT -5
Taylor with a dropkick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 18:00:29 GMT -5
(damn, I completely lost track of time there)
Mickie takes out Angelina with a Thesz Press. Daffney then tags herself in. She and Mickie start hammering away on eachother and end up taking eachother over the top rope. Lisa Marie comes in and goes ofr the Widow's Peak on Angelina buit Taylor cuts her off and hits the Wilde Side!
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JB: Here are you winners, Angelina Love, Taylor Wilde and Daffney!
West: Taylor just pinned one of the tag champions! Tenay: Wait, was she even legal? West: Well this whole thing broke down, I think Andrew Thomas lost track of what was going on. Tenay: Mickie and Daffney were legal and security is trying to tear them apart. This whole thing was chaos.
Christy Hemme here backstage with . . .
Godammit.
Mr. Anderson, who goes up against RVD tonight to determine the number one contender to Sting's TNA Championship.
Mr. Anderson, why do you believe you're going to win tonight?
First of all, Christy, there's something I've been meaning to say to you for a long while and, frankly, I don't know if I have the nerve, Brooke, help me out here.
Brooke joins Anderson at his side, he whispers in her ear.
Welcome back, you dirty skank.
Christy rolls her eyes.
Now that that's out of the way . . .
I think it's a damned travesty that Samoa Joe had the title stolen from him by Russo and his little lapdogs, but the fact remains that Sting has the TNA Championship.
So tonight, my goal is to set things right, first, I'm going to defeat Rob Van Dam and finally get my one on one title shot, then, I'm giong to beat Sting's ass just like I did when I took the Legends title from him several months ago, and then I'm going to give Samoa Joe the first shot at my title, because the fans deserve to see the match they've been clamoring for all over the interwebz.
Mr. Anderson Vs. Samoa Joe one on one for the TNA Championship.
Because who am I to deny the people what they want?
Rob, I respect the hell out of you, but you've already had your fair shot at the belt, now it's my turn, you may be the whole damn show, but I'm . . .
MISSSSSSSSSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
ANNNNNNNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Thanks, babe.
ANNNNNNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 18:04:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
JB: And his opponent, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Well here is the big one. Who will face Sting at Turning Point? West: Well I guarantee The Revelation is keeping a close eye on this. Whoever wins this match, they’ll be ready for them.
World Championship #1 Contender match Mr Anderson v Rob Van Dam 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 23, 2011 18:05:17 GMT -5
Anderson Anderson with the Spinebuster Spinebuster
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