Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 24, 2011 11:11:42 GMT -5
I like the Russo-ize threads and thought the great crappers here could come up with some blockbuster booking for the WWE Draft.
So as one of the Buffers would say:
LETS GET IT ON!
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 24, 2011 11:16:50 GMT -5
Feast or Fired match! Five underutilized stars wrestle for a chance to get pushed in the other brand.
One is fired.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Apr 24, 2011 11:35:19 GMT -5
Johnny Curtis drafted to Raw. R-Truth immediately drafted to Smackdown.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Apr 24, 2011 11:38:18 GMT -5
Smackdown drafts the entire Raw roster. The following week's Raw will be two hours of Cole yelling at us from inside a hamster wheel.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 24, 2011 11:43:12 GMT -5
The GM's Laptop is drafted to Smackdown
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 24, 2011 11:48:48 GMT -5
The Cole Mine is drafted to Smackdown. It is later traded back to Raw in a blockbuster deal for Trent Barretta.
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andy82
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Post by andy82 on Apr 24, 2011 11:53:07 GMT -5
After the announcement of Johnny Curtis being drafted to Raw, he is promptly fired from the WWE after it was revealed that the third man to be pinned is the one who gets fired. Once being led out of the ring by security, Curtis promptly turns heel on the guardrail after spearing it randomly. After attacking the guardrail, Yoshi Tatsu comes out for the save, before proceeding to attack the guardrail also, turning him heel. Once defeating the guardrail, they both swiftly despatch of the security and high five each other, where Yoshi Tatsu then turns face by buzzsaw kicking Curtis in the face. R-Truth runs out to presumably save his former rookie , only to celebrate with Yoshi Tatsu. R-Truth then cuts a promo claiming that Johnny Curtis got him hooked onto cigarettes, and Yoshi helped him beat his habit, before stomping on a packet of 40. He then re-turns heel on Yoshi, hitting his finisher on him before using the cigarette to set the ring on fire and start an impromptu inferno match. Tatsu is about to be set on fire before Johnny Curtis dressed in a flame retardant suit interferes with the match on Yoshi's behalf and turns face, setting Truth on fire. After the match, the Anonymous GM announces that there is a mix up and that it was Truth that was fired, and that the match was for the tag team titles, making Curtis and Tatsu the new Tag Team Champions. R-Truth is escorted out of the arena as the new tag team champions celebrate in the ring, before Curtis again turns heel on his tag team partner Tatsu by throwing him into the flames. The segment ends with Curtis singing the Iranian national anthem with JR.
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Apr 24, 2011 11:56:29 GMT -5
Divas food fight. Winner safe from brand draft.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2011 12:27:38 GMT -5
Orton is moved to Smackdown without anything unusual happening at first. The following week Cena is announced as Orton's mystery partner without any mention of the fact that they never announced Orton would have a tag match or need a partner, much less a mystery partner. After the announcement, Cena and Orton proceed to stare each other down in the ring and then the segment is never mentioned again. Cena proceeds to stay on Raw.
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Apr 24, 2011 12:39:35 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler is drafted to Smackdown.
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Shaq-Fu
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fun fun fun
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Post by Shaq-Fu on Apr 24, 2011 12:45:18 GMT -5
During the show John Morrison is attacked from behind by a masked man. At the end of the night, that man is unmasked to reveal... John Morrison.
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andy82
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Post by andy82 on Apr 24, 2011 12:47:44 GMT -5
During the show John Morrison is attacked from behind by a masked man. At the end of the night, that man is unmasked to reveal... John Morrison. "It was me, Morrison! It was me all along!"
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Post by baresolid on Apr 24, 2011 12:49:43 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan comes out and cuts a worked shoot promo on Vince McMahon saying his name is Bryan Danielson and Triple H and Sheamus are in cahoots backstage to hold he and other small wrestlers down by having them moved to Smackdown. He, CM Punk and others threaten to leave the WWE unless they are kept on Raw.
At this point, Vince McMahon comes out and announces that in the main event Daniel Bryan and CM Punk will face off for the WWE Championship which he just vacated TONIGHT in this very ring.
Meanwhile the tag match at the PPV is announced to be a 'loser leaves the announce desk' match with a 'JR on a Pole' stipulation. (JR will of course be making the obligatory heel turn during the match to aid Cole's victory, possibly using some kind of botched weapon shot or perhaps a botched fireball at the King in doing so).
Main event seemingly ends in a no contest when the Nexus storm the ring and beat the shit out of Bryan but luckily Vince McMahon restarts the match, inserting previous champion the Miz, who wins when the Nexus turn on CM Punk and side with Miz. Alex Riley comes out and asks what hte meaning of this is, gets a beatdown and turns face (so he can receive a push after the PPV).
Miz stands in the ring to close the show, with nobody being any the wiser about what the main event of the PPV will be.
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Post by sybaku on Apr 24, 2011 14:21:18 GMT -5
The entire draft happens on TV including the supplemental part, this continues for approximatively a hour and a half with zero wrestling matches taking place (instead random superstars and celebrities (D List of course) pull names out of a hat to select who gets drafted) at this point the GM chimes in saying that it has a announcement effective immediately all Smackdown superstars have been traded to Raw and vice versa thus negating the entire last hour and a half of draft. The GM laptop is interrupted by Teddy Long who declares that "We don't do things like that on Smackdown playa! therefore the GM Laptop will now go one on one with the Undertaker""... Taker comes out and precedes to attack the laptop until Snooki's music plays, she attacks Taker until Kane comes out to make the save.... Kane turns on Taker and chokeslams him.... Snooki gets on the mic and announces she was the Raw GM all along.... causing Kane to promptly turn on her and chokeslam her... Kane then announces that he is the Raw GM and asks for Nexus and Corre to come to the ring, they oblige and all bow down to Kane as he unveils that he was the Biggah Pictur all along.... announcing the New WWE Unified Champion................................ STING!!!!!!!!!!
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Apr 24, 2011 14:22:21 GMT -5
R-Truth comes out next to William Regal, who is dressed in a smokers jacket and pipe and complain about the lack of respect for longevity and how smokers get no "love" anymore. JoMo comes out and, after trading barbs back with those two, is interrupted by CM Punk, who demands that there be a smoking only section in the back. A random diva comes out with a cigarette and is hit with a GTS. GM announces that due to the tension in the ring a tag team match is due and puts Truth and Regal vs Punk and JoMo with the diva as the special guest ref. During the match, Punk turns on JoMo but the diva/ref dosen't count the pin. Instead they call the match a draw and everyone gets drafted. Punk and Truth both go to..... {Spoiler}ECW
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 24, 2011 14:22:28 GMT -5
The supplemental draft on WWE.com reverses all changes made by the RAW draft.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Apr 24, 2011 14:24:13 GMT -5
All the wrestlers drafted to RAW, all the referees drafted to Smackdown.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Apr 24, 2011 14:36:41 GMT -5
The Smackdown ring is drafted to Raw , in turn they get JR's hat- fair is fair. New World champion Christian is drafted to RAW, and must defend the title against the GM's Laptop- you know to get revenge for how Edge destroyed the computer last year.
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Apr 24, 2011 14:42:12 GMT -5
Kane gets drafted to Raw, then the new time a Raw superstar has to get drafted, it turns out to be Kane.
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Altabane
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Post by Altabane on Apr 24, 2011 14:58:26 GMT -5
RAW and SmackDown's rosters switch entirely. Later in the night, RAW and SmackDown trade timeslots.
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