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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 16, 2011 14:10:26 GMT -5
First, Cena needs to back to his Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick full-time. No heel turn. His career continues as normal, blah blah blah. Then, four weeks before Elimination Chamber, Mideon returns with a prediction. "He will knock four times." Cena, the Doctor, is unnerved by this but continues into Elimination Chamber with a shot at the WWE title. Wacky angle hijinks ensue, making the Chamber match consist of Cena, Orton, Sheamus, Miz, R-Truth and the Doctor's new best friend, Al Wilson. After a gruelling match, in which R-Truth decimates the Miz when he reveals he put the tune of "What's Up" in R-Truth's head when he was five years old, Cena emerges victorious. Until... *knock, knock* *knock, knock* Al Wilson is still trapped in his chamber pod. And it's filling up with smark radiation, reverberating around the "glass" cell, which can kill even Cena. The Doctor is pissed. He's so close to being champion. He yells it's not fair, he could have done so much more and that he should leave Al Wilson to be torn apart mercilessly by the internet. Al begs Cena to leave him, but the Doctor (of Thuganomics) knows what he must do. He exchanges places with Al... "I don't want to go..." Cena, the Doctor's, body bursts into flames, his face obscured. When the flames fade, he's revealed to have transformed into, oh, let's say Zack Ryder. DA END The Doctor will return in THE ELEVENTH WWE TITLE CHANGE THIS YEAR
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Post by woodface on Apr 16, 2011 14:15:00 GMT -5
He needs to overcome the odds, winning the most difficult match of his career on the grandest stage of all time.
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Post by The Tank on Apr 16, 2011 14:17:26 GMT -5
.........I don't even watch Doctor Who and I approve of this.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Apr 16, 2011 14:17:43 GMT -5
Would Zack Ryder have a scarf?
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 16, 2011 14:30:36 GMT -5
Would Zack Ryder have a scarf? He would declare "Headbands are cool." frequently.
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Post by Celgress on Apr 16, 2011 14:39:37 GMT -5
Fighting Doomsday to a standstill in the city square of Metr....... oh wait.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 16, 2011 20:42:00 GMT -5
Why do I think that this was written after a 3 day NyQuil binge?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2011 20:55:54 GMT -5
If his health depends on it (like Edge), John Cena should retired right there and now......doesnt matter if he has the belt or not
Now if this retirement is planned months in advance, Cena should put over someone for his retirement match.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 16, 2011 20:58:46 GMT -5
Al Wilson is in no way as cool as Bernard Cribbins. Zack Ryder's dad, maybe.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2011 21:20:51 GMT -5
Al Wilson is in no way as cool as Bernard Cribbins. Zack Ryder's dad, maybe. Cool thing is, Ryder's dad already has his own theme music.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 16, 2011 21:35:08 GMT -5
And I just tried to mix "Radio" in with "The New Doctor", at the point where it hits the crescendo. Didn't work too well, probably because of my limited audio editing skills. I'm sure it could work.
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Post by JCBaggee on Apr 16, 2011 21:56:38 GMT -5
Would Zack Ryder have a scarf? He would declare "Headbands are cool." frequently. Doctor WOO WOO WOO?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2011 22:07:48 GMT -5
...oh my god
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