Book a Raw show.

[TheVoiceofReason]

(Use any superstars you like, past, present, or future.)

The show kicks off with Al Snow and Maven coming out to the ring demanding a shot at the tag titles against Gabriel and Slater. This is the first appearance of Snow and Maven in years.

Darren Young walks out and starts insulting Al Snow, saying that "he's all washed up, and he should go." He then turns his attention to Maven, where he says "And you, well, why the hell are you back?"

Maven and Darren young stare each other in the face. Darren smiles really wide, and all of a sudden, Al Snow turns Maven around and hits him with a DDT! Snow and Young hug each other and beat on Maven, until Cole receives an e-mail.

"And I quote...Al Snow. First, let me say, welcome back. Now clearly you and Maven just had a falling out, but I have a feeling that you still want the tag titles. Well, the contenders for the titles will be determined, now. It will be Al Snow and Darren Young, versus Maven, and..."

BOOMER SOONER, out comes Good 'Ol JR!

To the match, Snow and Maven square off. Maven drop kicks Snow, and Young inteferes. JR tries to get involved but the ref is holding him back. Young accidentally whips Maven into the ref, knocking him out. The beatdown continues, until JR comes in with a steel chair.

Maven gets up, and BAM, JR hits him in the back with a chair. Snow DDTs Maven, and the ref regains consciousness. 1-2-3. Snow and Young will face Slabriel for the titles.

Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Snow and Young with their new manager, Jim Ross. Darren says "Darren Young is dead, that's all in the past. My new name, is Calvin Christopher." Snow replies "Come on now, let's all go in the back and celebrate!" "BOOMER SOONER!" they all walk away looking rather elated.

[Bam Neeley]

- The guy who lost his title match at PPV comes in and says he wants another match. The champion/some other guys come in and they have something to say as who's the most deserving of a title shot. The authority figure sets up a multi-man match for the main event between the guys that may or may not decide a no #1 contender.

-Commercial break. DID YOU KNOW bumper.

-Divas tag team match. Nothing happens.

-Backstage segment where a guy gets interviewed. The other guy he's feuding with interrupts. They fight.

-Short comedy match. Commercial break

-Announcers hype up WWE getting mentioned in mainstream media.

-A guest does something incredibly boring for 15 minutes and plugs whatever they're selling.

-Daniel Bryan jobs to something. Commercial break.

-Announcers remind that this week's show is bought to you by a corporation.

-A video package

-Match involving either of the guys in the secondary feud. Commercial break.

-Announcers hype up the Pay-Per-View. King says that the band who performed the theme music is his favourite band ever.

-Tag team main event of the guys in the primary feud. Neither the champion or #1 contender is involved in the finish. Raw ends with 5 minutes of overtime.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

Show opens.

Vince McMahon comes out. He announces that tonight, we're doing things differently, and rather than let John Cena come out and talk for 20 minutes, we're going to remind you just who the greatest entertainment company in the world is, so to whet your appetite for our advertised main event, Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan for the US Championship, we're going to kick things off straight away with David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. (05:00)

David Hart Smith defeats Tyson Kidd with the Running Powerslam. Post match both guys shake hands and bury whatever hatchet was there, reforming the Dynasty. (10:00)

COMMERCIAL (04:00)

Backstage, Cena and R-Truth share friendly banter about last weeks double DQ. Cena casually asks Truth who will win tonight out of Sheamus and Bryan, Truth sides with Bryan due to submission ability. (1:00)

While Cole, Matthews and Lawler hype up the main event, arguing about who will win, and then they cut to the next match on the card, the newly formed team of Evan Bourne and Yoshi Tatsu, debuting against DZP. (1:00)

Evan Bourne pins Primo with Air Bourne (15:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Advertisement for Extreme Rules, centred around R-Truth being the X Factor in the match. (Make him look like a serious game changer in this) (1:00)

Miz promo where he runs down both Cena and Truth. Riley offers to take on R-Truth. (5:00)

R-Truth dominates Alex Riley and finishes him with the Suplex Stunner (5:00)

Miz comes in to the ring and starts attacking Truth, only for Cena to make the run-in, and the faces dispose of them both, only to back into each other, turn around and then stare each other down. R-Truth turns around, and begins to turn to throw a punch, but mid motion Cena raises a right hand, showing the tension between the two. (2:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

John Morrison vignette highlighting him as the most entertaining man on the brand, a daredevil that simply wants to be remembered as the human highlight reel. (3:00)

John Morrison squashes an Uso. Gets to show off multiple fancy pants moves, ending it with Starship Pain (5:00)

Brie Bella defeats Eve due to TwIntereference. Natalya comes out to even score post match (6:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Segment in which fans queuing for the show were asked about the main event, and who is going to win. Fan opinion is split. (1:00)

Segment with CM Punk welcoming back his New Nexus, and telling them to be there for Extreme Rules when he gets revenge on Randy Orton. Commentary remind us that Orton is up next against Ziggler. (1:00)

Dolph Ziggler defeats Randy Orton after CM Punk runs interference on the match, surrounding the ring, and Orton falls prey to the Zig Zag after a competitive match that he was ahead in, making Ziggler look strong, and giving him a win that boosts his credibility. Nexus put the boot to Orton after the match. (15:00)

Commercial for Extreme Rules building up the potential of Christian possibly fulfilling his career long chase of a major singles title, compared to Del Rio's self proclaimed destiny. (1:00)

Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are both seen in their locker rooms warming up for it. Gail Kim is noticably present in Bryans room. She says she will be firmly in his corner tonight (1:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Sheamus defeats Daniel Bryan with the Brogue Kick (25:00)
Key spots for the match
-Bryan does the Springboard Clothesline ROH-style to a dazed Sheamus outside.
-Bryan is put over as a guy who just wont give up in the match, taking an absolute beating.
-Ref bump, and while the ref is down, Gail Kim comes in to hand Bryan the belt to attack Sheamus, only for Sheamus to get up and confront her, making him look like a menacing bully, and as he raises his hand to strike, Bryan grabs him by the waist and nails a vicious German suplex.
-Sheamus is in the LeBell Lock for a long time during said ref bump, but never taps, and has made it to the ropes just as the ref gains consciousness
-Bryan is screaming to the crowd looking for something deep down, and as Sheamus props himself up in the corner, Bryan starts to run at him screaming, only for Sheamus to lift up the Brogue kick and catch him clean, rendering him out cold, Sheamus slumps over him 1-2-3.

[Thurman Merman]

Apr 13, 2011 18:50:21 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

Show opens.

Vince McMahon comes out. He announces that tonight, we're doing things differently, and rather than let John Cena come out and talk for 20 minutes, we're going to remind you just who the greatest entertainment company in the world is, so to whet your appetite for our advertised main event, Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan for the US Championship, we're going to kick things off straight away with David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. (05:00)

David Hart Smith defeats Tyson Kidd with the Running Powerslam. Post match both guys shake hands and bury whatever hatchet was there, reforming the Dynasty. (10:00)

COMMERCIAL (04:00)

Backstage, Cena and R-Truth share friendly banter about last weeks double DQ. Cena casually asks Truth who will win tonight out of Sheamus and Bryan, Truth sides with Bryan due to submission ability. (1:00)

While Cole, Matthews and Lawler hype up the main event, arguing about who will win, and then they cut to the next match on the card, the newly formed team of Evan Bourne and Yoshi Tatsu, debuting against DZP. (1:00)

Evan Bourne pins Primo with Air Bourne (15:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Advertisement for Extreme Rules, centred around R-Truth being the X Factor in the match. (Make him look like a serious game changer in this) (1:00)

Miz promo where he runs down both Cena and Truth. Riley offers to take on R-Truth. (5:00)

R-Truth dominates Alex Riley and finishes him with the Suplex Stunner (5:00)

Miz comes in to the ring and starts attacking Truth, only for Cena to make the run-in, and the faces dispose of them both, only to back into each other, turn around and then stare each other down. R-Truth turns around, and begins to turn to throw a punch, but mid motion Cena raises a right hand, showing the tension between the two. (2:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

John Morrison vignette highlighting him as the most entertaining man on the brand, a daredevil that simply wants to be remembered as the human highlight reel. (3:00)

John Morrison squashes an Uso. Gets to show off multiple fancy pants moves, ending it with Starship Pain (5:00)

Brie Bella defeats Eve due to TwIntereference. Natalya comes out to even score post match (6:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Segment in which fans queuing for the show were asked about the main event, and who is going to win. Fan opinion is split. (1:00)

Segment with CM Punk welcoming back his New Nexus, and telling them to be there for Extreme Rules when he gets revenge on Randy Orton. Commentary remind us that Orton is up next against Ziggler. (1:00)

Dolph Ziggler defeats Randy Orton after CM Punk runs interference on the match, surrounding the ring, and Orton falls prey to the Zig Zag after a competitive match that he was ahead in, making Ziggler look strong, and giving him a win that boosts his credibility. Nexus put the boot to Orton after the match. (15:00)

Commercial for Extreme Rules building up the potential of Christian possibly fulfilling his career long chase of a major singles title, compared to Del Rio's self proclaimed destiny. (1:00)

Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are both seen in their locker rooms warming up for it. Gail Kim is noticably present in Bryans room. She says she will be firmly in his corner tonight (1:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Sheamus defeats Daniel Bryan with the Brogue Kick (25:00)
Key spots for the match
-Bryan does the Springboard Clothesline ROH-style to a dazed Sheamus outside.
-Bryan is put over as a guy who just wont give up in the match, taking an absolute beating.
-Ref bump, and while the ref is down, Gail Kim comes in to hand Bryan the belt to attack Sheamus, only for Sheamus to get up and confront her, making him look like a menacing bully, and as he raises his hand to strike, Bryan grabs him by the waist and nails a vicious German suplex.
-Sheamus is in the LeBell Lock for a long time during said ref bump, but never taps, and has made it to the ropes just as the ref gains consciousness
-Bryan is screaming to the crowd looking for something deep down, and as Sheamus props himself up in the corner, Bryan starts to run at him screaming, only for Sheamus to lift up the Brogue kick and catch him clean, rendering him out cold, Sheamus slumps over him 1-2-3.

81 minutes of wrestling!? What is this some sort of wrestling show? This is the entertainment business not some traveling carnival act buddy.

[sprawl]

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[Beartato]

RAW - April 25

- Show opens with Sin Cara vs Daniel Bryan. They shake hands before the match and put on a clinic for about 15 minutes or so which ends in a No Contest when Sheamus runs in and attacks both of them. Brouge Kick to Bryan and Celtic Cross to Sin Cara.

- R-Truth defeats Ted Dibiase in 10 minutes. R-Truth then gives a promo about how he's finally going to be WWE Champion, does his rap and dance thing uninterrupted and leaves.

- Some divas match, I have no idea what's going on with them right now

- CM Punk promo, he welcomes back Nexus. They all come out, and Otunga asks him why he said he didn't care that they all got punted. Punk tries to weasel his way out of it, but gets attacked and his armband removed.

- Evan Bourne defeats Zack Ryder in a solid match, who cut a promo before the match.

- Backstage, R-Truth is seen on the floor, utterly destroyed. A chair is thrown at him from an unseen person off camera. Camera pans and it's John Morrison staring at Truth's body and then smirking and walking off.

- Dolph Ziggler vs Randy Orton ends with Ziggler pinning Orton after a Zig Zag due to a distraction from Vickie.

- John Cena defeats Alex Riley with Miz on commentary. During the match, Miz talks about John Morrison and how if he thinks he's in the title scene now that Truth is out he's kidding himself, but that he doesn't care anyway since he'll beat anyone. Afterwards, Miz attempts to attack but is driven off by Cena. Afterwards, Morrison's music hits and he attacks Miz from behind. He then goes to the ring, and Cena, aware of what he just did to Truth, gets ready to attack but Morrison doesn't attack him. He just smirks at him and leaves the ring.

[mystikz]

RAW APRIL 28
-Show opens with Zack Ryder in the ring. He's really excited he's actually on RAW. He gets them to play this weeks episode of Z! True Long Island Story. Special guest John Cena comes out to promote the episode! Cena and Ryder get interrupted by The Miz. Miz asks Ryder how he could chose Cena to be on the show over him. Miz: REALLY? REALLY? I WAS BROSKI OF THE WEEK. Miz and Riley jump Cena, Ryder doesn't know what to do. R-Truth comes out for the save.

-GM sets up Cena/Truth vs Miz/Riley with special guest ref Zack Ryder for the main event.

-Another Kong promo airs.

-The Bellas defeat Natalya/Gail Kim after Eve accidently screws them over. friction between divas.

-Dolph Ziggler defeats Randy Orton in a close match. Orton can't believe it.

-The Corre is out. Barret claims all their problems are thanks to one man. He calls out CM Punk and The New Nexus. 4v4 tag match is set up by the GM with Punk, Otunga, Ryan and McGillicutty vs Barret, Gabriel, Slater, and Jackson. Punk is in there a while and tries to hot tag Otunga who drops off the apron and refuses to tag. All of a sudden Michael Tarver (with mask) and Skip Sheffield are shown in the crowd. Punk hits the GTS on Barret but Otunga pulls the ref out. McGillicutty and Ryan question Otunga but Skip/Tarver jump the rail and destroy them. The Corre with Otunga, Sheffield, and Tarver stand in the ring over the bodies of Punk, Ryan and McGillicutty.

-Sin Cara squashes Tyson Kidd and shows off all his moves. Sheamus comes out and challenges Sin Cara for a match next week.

-The Apple is showing walking to the ring for a match. Santino announces they will be the best stable of all the times. Santino is on commentary.

-Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne defeat The Usos and Ted DiBiase who all get jobber entrances. After the match DiBiase cries. The Usos comfort him and promise they might have enough money for Dennys after the show.

-John Morrison is backstage. He catches Melina making out with Kozlov.

-Main Event: John Cena and R-Truth vs Miz and Alex Riley with special guest referee Zack Ryder. Truth hits the lie detector on Riley but Cena tags himself in and takes the pin. Truth gets mad and storms off. Miz and Riley beat down Cena and want Ryder to join in, promising to be on his show. SWERVE! Ryder saves Cena. Ryder and Cena fight off Miz and Riley as Raw goes off the air.

[rusty]

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}

Apr 13, 2011 18:50:21 GMT -5 FUNK_US/BRODUS said:

Show opens.

Vince McMahon comes out. He announces that tonight, we're doing things differently, and rather than let John Cena come out and talk for 20 minutes, we're going to remind you just who the greatest entertainment company in the world is, so to whet your appetite for our advertised main event, Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan for the US Championship, we're going to kick things off straight away with David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. (05:00)

David Hart Smith defeats Tyson Kidd with the Running Powerslam. Post match both guys shake hands and bury whatever hatchet was there, reforming the Dynasty. (10:00)

COMMERCIAL (04:00)

Backstage, Cena and R-Truth share friendly banter about last weeks double DQ. Cena casually asks Truth who will win tonight out of Sheamus and Bryan, Truth sides with Bryan due to submission ability. (1:00)

While Cole, Matthews and Lawler hype up the main event, arguing about who will win, and then they cut to the next match on the card, the newly formed team of Evan Bourne and Yoshi Tatsu, debuting against DZP. (1:00)

Evan Bourne pins Primo with Air Bourne (15:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Advertisement for Extreme Rules, centred around R-Truth being the X Factor in the match. (Make him look like a serious game changer in this) (1:00)

Miz promo where he runs down both Cena and Truth. Riley offers to take on R-Truth. (5:00)

R-Truth dominates Alex Riley and finishes him with the Suplex Stunner (5:00)

Miz comes in to the ring and starts attacking Truth, only for Cena to make the run-in, and the faces dispose of them both, only to back into each other, turn around and then stare each other down. R-Truth turns around, and begins to turn to throw a punch, but mid motion Cena raises a right hand, showing the tension between the two. (2:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

John Morrison vignette highlighting him as the most entertaining man on the brand, a daredevil that simply wants to be remembered as the human highlight reel. (3:00)

John Morrison squashes an Uso. Gets to show off multiple fancy pants moves, ending it with Starship Pain (5:00)

Brie Bella defeats Eve due to TwIntereference. Natalya comes out to even score post match (6:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Segment in which fans queuing for the show were asked about the main event, and who is going to win. Fan opinion is split. (1:00)

Segment with CM Punk welcoming back his New Nexus, and telling them to be there for Extreme Rules when he gets revenge on Randy Orton. Commentary remind us that Orton is up next against Ziggler. (1:00)

Dolph Ziggler defeats Randy Orton after CM Punk runs interference on the match, surrounding the ring, and Orton falls prey to the Zig Zag after a competitive match that he was ahead in, making Ziggler look strong, and giving him a win that boosts his credibility. Nexus put the boot to Orton after the match. (15:00)

Commercial for Extreme Rules building up the potential of Christian possibly fulfilling his career long chase of a major singles title, compared to Del Rio's self proclaimed destiny. (1:00)

Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are both seen in their locker rooms warming up for it. Gail Kim is noticably present in Bryans room. She says she will be firmly in his corner tonight (1:00)

COMMERCIAL (4:00)

Sheamus defeats Daniel Bryan with the Brogue Kick (25:00)
Key spots for the match
-Bryan does the Springboard Clothesline ROH-style to a dazed Sheamus outside.
-Bryan is put over as a guy who just wont give up in the match, taking an absolute beating.
-Ref bump, and while the ref is down, Gail Kim comes in to hand Bryan the belt to attack Sheamus, only for Sheamus to get up and confront her, making him look like a menacing bully, and as he raises his hand to strike, Bryan grabs him by the waist and nails a vicious German suplex.
-Sheamus is in the LeBell Lock for a long time during said ref bump, but never taps, and has made it to the ropes just as the ref gains consciousness
-Bryan is screaming to the crowd looking for something deep down, and as Sheamus props himself up in the corner, Bryan starts to run at him screaming, only for Sheamus to lift up the Brogue kick and catch him clean, rendering him out cold, Sheamus slumps over him 1-2-3.

Is it honestly that hard for the WWE to try this just once?

[DOH!]

Cena wins.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

My biggets concern was getting everyone on there. It can be hard to book this kind of thing as you end up leaving people out. I had 20 minutes left to fill and then realised there was no mention of CM Punk, Orton, Ziggler or Nexus.


Shit like The Great Khali can go amiss.

[Smokestack Lightnin']

Sheamus Brogue Kick retrospective.

Every Brogue kick ever is shown, sprinkled with interview by recipients.

Main event:
Sheamus brogue kicks everybody on RAW, SmackDown, NXT and Tough Enough.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

Apr 14, 2011 4:31:45 GMT -5 Smokestack Lightnin' said:

Sheamus Brogue Kick retrospective.

Every Brogue kick ever is shown, sprinkled with interview by recipients.

Main event:
Sheamus brogue kicks everybody on RAW, SmackDown, NXT and Tough Enough.

Raw does a 10.0 rating. Smackdown does an 0.1 as people have spent the last 4 days in hiding for fear of being Brogue Kicked.