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Post by normcoleman on Apr 22, 2011 13:46:05 GMT -5
Rock Hot Sam Dallas-A clean shaven man with long flowing locks. He hates cursing, always respects the crowd, and refuses to drink ever.
Triple L-The Putnam Pauper in a earlier life. Triple L does not believe in backstage infulence in any way, shape, or form. Hell, he refuses to date any of his coworkers. Is also known as "The Mind Giver" because he is so obvious and is one step behind all his opponents.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Apr 22, 2011 13:49:48 GMT -5
CM Crunk
Rap star and party boy that has yet to meet a mind-altering substance he doesn't like.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 22, 2011 13:51:58 GMT -5
Little Daddy Dump: Speaks clear as day, but has the physique of an old man.
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
Glob Glob Glob
Posts: 5,656
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Post by Totorob101 on Apr 22, 2011 14:04:58 GMT -5
Ron Zena - Always gives up,wears grey and black all the time and the kids hate his guts.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 22, 2011 14:21:15 GMT -5
The Paper - the least electrifying man in sports-entertainment. If ya hear what The Paper is freezing.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 22, 2011 14:47:49 GMT -5
Alessandro Del Marquez- Argentine who wears black and comes out in a Yugo. Identifies with the poor in society.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 22, 2011 16:23:06 GMT -5
Gerry "The Prince" Loller: A color guy who doesn't care for the looks of females. Also backs the heels 100%.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Apr 22, 2011 18:03:30 GMT -5
Ducati Marathon - The Missouri native with blue straight hair, a malnourished look and whose knee drop was not emulated by Triple H. Has absoloutely no respect amongst his peers and was an 8 time NPE (National Pie Eating) champion.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
Posts: 1,414
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 22, 2011 18:15:18 GMT -5
Darren Young,oh wait
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
Posts: 6,431
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Apr 23, 2011 0:38:01 GMT -5
Andre the Midget
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Post by Son of a Pregnant Dog on Apr 23, 2011 1:06:21 GMT -5
Burt Straightline- an utter failure at athletics, he didn't make tryouts for his highschool wrestling team. Unfunny and unentertaining, Burt preaches his 'three Ls' (Lack of intensity, Lack of integrity, Lack of intelligence) with the followup phrase of 'It's false, it's false.' Nevertheless, his entrance is always accompanied by crowd chants of 'YOU RULE... YOU RULE!'
Straightline is known for a wristlock as a finisher.
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Post by DSR on Apr 23, 2011 1:14:28 GMT -5
"The Heart Repair Man" Mitchell Shons - His former tag team partner in The Rollers went on to greater success, and his post-Rollers gimmick as "the guy women go to to cry when their boyfriends are jerks" was not popular with anyone. But his mediocre ring skills have earned him the nickname of "Mr. Backlash" for always having the worst match at that show. He and Triple L once formed a faction known as Respectful Citizens X. The RCX sold no merchandise, and the concept was never revisited. His finisher is a punch to the foot, which he refers to as "Sour Toe Spoken-Word-Album".
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Post by DSR on Apr 23, 2011 1:26:43 GMT -5
When wrestling fans hear the theme music blaring "I run a few feet on a mountain of safety" they know it signals the arrival of "The Vegetable" Doug Barista! Barista is probably most famous for having the most intimidating facial expressions in all of wrestling, for NEVER receiving any title shots (EVER), and for his famous face turn, where he calmly stated to a masked luchador "I'm glad that you are my friend."
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 23, 2011 1:46:14 GMT -5
Markell Noel-An award winning commentator and analyist who covered human intrest stories before coming to WWE. He is noted for his friendship with Gerry Loller and has a hatred of the unknown RAW gm.
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smoof
AC Slater
Very silly indeed.
Posts: 222
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Post by smoof on Apr 23, 2011 1:54:55 GMT -5
Abel: Has one of the most makes-sense backstories in wrestling. He wants revenge on his brother for spraying him with a water hose. He comes out with water "pyro". In a past gimmick, he was the Chanukkah Hooligan.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 23, 2011 13:33:55 GMT -5
Interior and Atheist: One of the worst tag teams of all times. Their promos included prasing the city they were in and HATED cameras.
Bit Bilson: The man who brought wrestling from the arenas to the bingo halls. His entrance music is "100% Russian" and is a wiz in the ring, with the Emerald Fusion and 450 splash as finishers. He is also an accomplished actor with many Oscars to his name. DOES NOT play politics and is loved by the internet.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 23, 2011 13:43:30 GMT -5
Campesino Obvioso- 450 lb Wrestler that won the Cruiserweight title after his longtime Friend Shmeddie Shmeshmerro contined to live for quite some time. Is known for never wearing a mask, except for a short time in another company where he did as part of "The Sanitary Minerals". Was the luchador mentioned in The Vegetable" Doug Barista's bio. Is loved by the in ternet for his deserved spot, and many wonder why he doesn't recieve a push, despite his established run of good health and lack of surgeries, allowing him to retain nearly ALL of his power moveset and not rely on the same contrived setup for his finisher.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 23, 2011 13:48:47 GMT -5
Bickie Shmeshmerro- wife of Shmeddie. Is quite a fit lady whom the live crowd loves and adores. She is known for saying "Outta my way!"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 23, 2011 13:56:54 GMT -5
Don Jorinitus- The greatest Mind in wrestling recruiting. Known for signing based solely on in-ring ability. Almost monk-like in his attitudes toward women, He may hire some real dogs as far as looks are concerned, but none can deny that the women he hires are true ring generals and have honed thier art to near perfection before ever trying to set foot in his organization.
Mean Old "RJ" Ron Joss- A soft-spoken heel commentator from Texas. Known for his odd, almost rubber facial expressions. Always treated well on his infrequent returns, he's despised by many who feel he doesn't give anything that "Big Match" feel.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 23, 2011 14:12:40 GMT -5
Candy Morton: Is a champion of women's rights and quite a purse afficiando. Gets quite excitable in the ring and is known to finish opponents with a tap on the shoulder.
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