The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 20, 2011 15:22:32 GMT -5
This thread needs more screwdrivers.
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Post by mystikz on Jun 20, 2011 15:23:49 GMT -5
CM Punk is in the doghouse again. He was caught in relationships with multiple divas at the same time. Punk apparently was having sexual relations with Beth Phoenix on the weekend, Eve on Monday, Rosa Mendez on Tuesday, AJ on Wednesday, Kaitlyn on Thursday, and Natalya on Friday. The Bella Twins, and Melina were apparently furious and went to Mr. McMahons office complaining that CM Punk would NOT have sexual relations with them as they were below his standards. Kelly Kelly thought she was in a relationship with Punk but apparently it was a mop. No word yet on if the mop has heat.
Punk is in line to be punished by getting increased TV time and wins over Rey Mysterio and John Cena.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jun 20, 2011 15:24:41 GMT -5
Vince has grown his beard out and is now wearing a long cloak and carrying a staff. He claims to be a prophet of doom. This stems from an accidental bump on the head that one of his granddaughters had given him. He now believes that kayfabe is real, and that the matches aren't staged.
When he attends booking meetings, he makes everyone dress similarly to him, and calls them the council of elders. When he makes bizarre, rambling predictions, the writers script out the shows. When he watches the incoherent nonsense he's "predicted," he becomes deeply troubled and scribbles notes on the wall, hoping to ward off the coming apocalypse.
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 20, 2011 15:30:34 GMT -5
Vince has grown his beard out and is now wearing a long cloak and carrying a staff. He claims to be a prophet of doom. This stems from an accidental bump on the head that one of his granddaughters had given him. He now believes that kayfabe is real, and that the matches aren't staged. When he attends booking meetings, he makes everyone dress similarly to him, and calls them the council of elders. When he makes bizarre, rambling predictions, the writers script out the shows. When he watches the incoherent nonsense he's "predicted," he becomes deeply troubled and scribbles notes on the wall, hoping to ward off the coming apocalypse. This needs to be on TV.
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anglarite
Don Corleone
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Post by anglarite on Jun 20, 2011 15:38:55 GMT -5
The segment in which Tamina gives a piece of cheese to A.J. was a last minute rewrite and it's based on an obscure samoan insult. The original plan was to have Tamina smash a coconut on A.J.'s head, but it was vetoed by Brian Gerwitz on account that a similar segment happened at this year's Wrestlemania and fans might still have some vague memory about it.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 20, 2011 16:29:07 GMT -5
CM Punk is in the doghouse again. He was caught in relationships with multiple divas at the same time. Punk apparently was having sexual relations with Beth Phoenix on the weekend, Eve on Monday, Rosa Mendez on Tuesday, AJ on Wednesday, Kaitlyn on Thursday, and Natalya on Friday. The Bella Twins, and Melina were apparently furious and went to Mr. McMahons office complaining that CM Punk would NOT have sexual relations with them as they were below his standards. Kelly Kelly thought she was in a relationship with Punk but apparently it was a mop. No word yet on if the mop has heat. Punk is in line to be punished by getting increased TV time and wins over Rey Mysterio and John Cena. I love that he needs two days with Beth.
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Post by Thynny Fat Ass on Jun 21, 2011 0:24:08 GMT -5
Marcus Cor Von finally revealed that he was removed from the WWE roster because he is suffering from Dutch Elm disease, an ailment found primarily in trees.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2011 0:42:19 GMT -5
Several sources backstage have indicated that Mcgillicutty is in line for a push under a new masked gimmick where his native language and mask design will change weekly. The current plan is for him to debut his new catchphrase "Now THAT'S a fruit biscuit!" in english originally, followed by using this phrase in his language of the week whenever questioned about why he keeps talking like that.
Vince McMahon is said to be very keen on the idea and is considering having mcgillicutty go over anyone that people regularly talk positively about on the internet.
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Post by gnr123 on Jun 21, 2011 0:50:32 GMT -5
According to some inside sources, Vince McMahon was said to have "snubbed," Zack Ryder off of RAW becuase of Ryder's "dropping the ball" type promo's, which Vince feels that he is bashing and disgracing the WWE. He has been said to be watching every video and saying "If he say's anything negative about WWE, he's not getting push." Week and week these had remark's occured that the day before Monday's "All Star Show," Vince watch the show, saw a snippet (in his words) bashing the WWE, and called it all off.
While it has been suggested that Vince tell Ryder himself to not do the "dropped the ball," segment's, including Johnny Ace, Val Venis, and even Triple H, Vince was said to be so irrate with Ryder and how he got himself over (without WWE's help) that he has blocked out everyone else's opinion's. Vince is also said to be telling Ryder to unspike his hair becuase Vince hates the smell of gel.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Jun 21, 2011 0:58:37 GMT -5
The reason for the recent depush of Christian as a heel is because he cost the WWE several thousands in fixing Brodus Clay's head.
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Post by gnr123 on Jun 21, 2011 0:59:02 GMT -5
According to sources that I have heard, CM Punk is said to be leaving World Wrestling Entertainmint becuase of who he want's his last match to be with. Surprisingly Punk has been asking Vince McMahon if he can "call" back God (his opponent at Backlash 2005) to have his last match against. Unfortunetly, Vince has said that God and busy, but Jesus is free for July 17th, Punk's supposed last match in WWE. Punk was said to be angry at Vince for not even giving Punk a chance to face God, that he want's out of WWE because Vince isn't putting Punk with people he want's to face.
CM Punk has not renewed he WWE contract, but we are unsure of what has gone on lately with his contract situation's.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jun 21, 2011 1:08:14 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is reportedly furious with Christian over his legal battles regarding the death of Brodus Clay at WWE Extreme Rules. Christian was charged with first-degree murder for his actions at the PPV, and WWE has been forced to spend what one anonymous source calls "Snuka-level" amounts of money to keep the case hushed up.
According to several WWE writers, plans to have Christian unify the world titles by defeating John Cena at Summerslam were scrapped at McMahon's insistence, leading to the decision to book Randy Orton to win the World Heavyweight Championship at the next Smackdown tapings.
WWE officials have expressed disappointment with Christian over his actions, noting that he'd been warned in the past that his homicidal urges would get in the way of a push. The general feeling backstage is that McMahon is less upset with Clay's death itself than over the fact that Christian decided to satiate his depraved bloodlust on the same night he won the World Heavyweight Championship. One road agent who wished to remain anonymous reported hearing McMahon muttering that Christian's work was "sloppy" and "Bruno never leaved witnesses."
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Post by Thynny Fat Ass on Jun 21, 2011 10:06:10 GMT -5
Vince was so overwhelmed by the crowd's support for Mason Ryan at last night's "Power Of The People" Raw event last night, he is setting him up as the one to end Undertaker's streak.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 21, 2011 10:18:56 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has revealed in TOP SECRET MEETINGS that project TNA has been a roaring success. The theory that if he secretly creates and manages an inferior brand only to make WWE look beter by comparison was thought of as insane originally, but with the acquisition of Bischoff and Hogan even his detractors believe that no on will see through the lie.
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