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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 14, 2011 20:30:15 GMT -5
Vickie Guerrero to Big Show: "You're a big dumb giant!" EDIT: Whoops, just realised it said "face insults". Ummm...Cena calling people a "jackwagon" lately is pretty darn lame. Drill instructor in the GEICO commercial calls someone a jackwagon - funny. Cena says it - lame. FOr the record, to me jackwagon isn't lame.
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Post by salTy on Jul 15, 2011 1:57:09 GMT -5
"Goldberg, you big chicken!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 15, 2011 2:20:47 GMT -5
I remember in WCW, DDP would say "Hollywood SCUM Hogan" and it never caught on.
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Post by Cam on Jul 15, 2011 4:24:54 GMT -5
"Why don't you shut up, bitch!" *crowd goes crazy* Road Dogg to Jericho Not only that, but he seemed to say it really slowly. "Why don't you....shut up....bitch!"
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Post by Schemer on Jul 15, 2011 5:33:54 GMT -5
Not a babyface promo, but the first Mr. Kennedy promo I remember was him telling Grisham(?) that he smelled "like Arkansas... Wait a minute... You smell like poop!" It sounded really just stupid as hell.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 15, 2011 7:50:15 GMT -5
Can't forget about Sid's attempt at an insult.
"You know and I know that you're half the man that I am and I have half the brains that you do."
Basically, he insulted himself and Kevin Nash at the same time.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 15, 2011 7:50:55 GMT -5
Can't forget about Sid's attempt at an insult. "You know and I know that you're half the man that I am and I have half the brains that you do." Basically, he insulted himself and Kevin Nash at the same time. What about Owen's "I just kicked your leg outta your leg"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2011 9:34:03 GMT -5
Bret Hart "snaps" on Raw.
Bret (to Sid): "You know that you don't deserve to be holding that title!" Sid: "I DON'T KNOW S***!"
Still makes me laugh hard to this day. What an idiot Sid was.
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Post by may19th on Jul 15, 2011 9:36:41 GMT -5
"Why don't you shut up, bitch!" *crowd goes crazy* Road Dogg to Jericho Not only that, but he seemed to say it really slowly. "Why don't you....shut up....bitch!" Man. I can't even remember what PPV that was now, I was about to post about how great it was. It was either Summerslam or Armageddon. They went through that stage of using the same entrances. Usually two bits of metal overlapping eachother. My memory's terrible.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 15, 2011 9:43:17 GMT -5
I always thought Triple H calling The Rock "The Crock" was pretty lame.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jul 15, 2011 10:59:50 GMT -5
Not only that, but he seemed to say it really slowly. "Why don't you....shut up....bitch!" Man. I can't even remember what PPV that was now, I was about to post about how great it was. It was either Summerslam or Armageddon. They went through that stage of using the same entrances. Usually two bits of metal overlapping eachother. My memory's terrible. Summerslam 1999 Road Dogg also said i'm afraid to say this because im afraid you might take me up on it but I got two words for ya.... SUCK IT!!!!!!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 15, 2011 11:08:47 GMT -5
Bret Hart "snaps" on Raw. Bret (to Sid): "You know that you don't deserve to be holding that title!" Sid: "I DON'T KNOW S***!" Still makes me laugh hard to this day. What an idiot Sid was. lol, I love that moment as well, especially with how ANGRY Sid sounds when he says it.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jul 15, 2011 11:15:58 GMT -5
The first thing I thought of was John Morrison translating Maryse's French, with something like 'I have Rhinoceros breath." What is it with the writers' obsession with making fun of bad breath?
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Post by 67 more on Jul 16, 2011 7:54:11 GMT -5
Man. I can't even remember what PPV that was now, I was about to post about how great it was. It was either Summerslam or Armageddon. They went through that stage of using the same entrances. Usually two bits of metal overlapping eachother. My memory's terrible. Summerslam 1999 Road Dogg also said i'm afraid to say this because im afraid you might take me up on it but I got two words for ya.... SUCK IT!!!!!! R-O-A-D-D-O-G-G... You really want to impress me, spell lagubrious!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2011 8:03:18 GMT -5
The Rock knows all too well what a "candy-ass" is, and I don't even want to know how he knows.
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Post by 67 more on Jul 16, 2011 8:07:32 GMT -5
The Rock knows all too well what a "candy-ass" is, and I don't even want to know how he knows. I once saw a porn called Laying the Smackdown on Candy's Ass...
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Post by Prince Petty on Jul 16, 2011 8:22:10 GMT -5
The Rock called Coach that once and might have used it a few more times around 2003/2004. It was lame as all hell. And yet, he got the crowd to chant it on his command. LOUD. I always thought that was the point of it. That The Rock was saying, 'yeah, I know this insult sucks. It's terrible. But despite that, all of these people will chant it repeatedly, just because I want them to.'
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 16, 2011 12:20:58 GMT -5
Summerslam 1999 had this hilarious moment where Jericho was still heel. Road Dogg was cutting a promo and Jericho interrupted, going on this long, hilarious, BRILLIANT heel rant for like three minutes. Road Dogg's response was to yell in a high pitched 'SHUT UP BITCH!' It was pretty hilarious how Jericho had to look all angry about it.
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Post by HONEST on Jul 16, 2011 12:52:49 GMT -5
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Post by fizzeewater on Jul 16, 2011 13:09:28 GMT -5
Honestly, any time Cena opens his mouth something pathetically lame comes out of it.
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