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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 14, 2011 7:32:55 GMT -5
I was just thinking about how much Cena saying he wanted to make a rug out of Vince and then walk in dog crap and then walk on the rug contrasted with the gold CM Punk was giving the crowd.
Still, I think one face insult has Cena beat in the lame department:
Lashley:Yeah, my dad's uncle!
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Post by 67 more on Jul 14, 2011 7:41:36 GMT -5
You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight..... you fill in the rest.
JBL is poopy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 14, 2011 7:48:36 GMT -5
DDP was the king of Lame insults in WCW, adding "Scum" into everyone's name.
"Hitscum" Bret Hart
"Jeriscum"
etc...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 14, 2011 7:49:04 GMT -5
Y2CHEAP!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 14, 2011 7:51:53 GMT -5
Man, these Cena ones are too easy, but I'll just throw in:
"Kurt, you're acting like a ham sandwich!"
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Post by 67 more on Jul 14, 2011 7:53:12 GMT -5
DDP was the king of Lame insults in WCW, adding "Scum" into everyone's name. "Hitscum" Bret Hart "Jeriscum" etc... This was when he was a heel but he had this strange thing of calling Mean Gene a divothead. I have no idea what that is meant to mean. He has a divot in his head? So what? Speaking of insults to Mean Gene and one from a face, "YOUR MOUSTACHE IS CROOKED!" |
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Post by Abadebe on Jul 14, 2011 7:54:26 GMT -5
"Mr. Ziggles"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 14, 2011 7:55:15 GMT -5
DDP was the king of Lame insults in WCW, adding "Scum" into everyone's name. "Hitscum" Bret Hart "Jeriscum" etc... This was when he was a heel but he had this strange thing of calling Mean Gene a divothead. I have no idea what that is meant to mean. He has a divot in his head? So what? Speaking of insults to Mean Gene and one from a face, "YOUR MOUSTACHE IS CROOKED!" "And your beard is a little sideways!" |
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Post by 67 more on Jul 14, 2011 7:56:17 GMT -5
How did I forget CM Sucks?
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Post by Snaptastic on Jul 14, 2011 8:03:17 GMT -5
Popcorn fart?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 14, 2011 9:14:47 GMT -5
C.L.B
How exactly that was supposed to get Christian over is beyond me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2011 9:16:27 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top.
What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 14, 2011 9:23:37 GMT -5
Sad Sack was one of the Raggy Dolls.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 14, 2011 9:26:09 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top. What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass? If we are going the WCW route, then I have to bring up one involving the Giant that I seem to be the only one who remembers. Giant: Hogan, when I grab your butt....and SQUEEZE...until every bone in your body breaks... Then he went on with the promo. Idk what it is, but there must be a word he left out of something. From that promo I just get the mental image of the Giant violently grabbing Hulk Hogan's ass, which couldn't have been the intention. After all, Russo wasn't booking yet. |
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Post by steveg on Jul 14, 2011 9:27:39 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top. What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass? haha I don't remember him saying that, but when he was doing commentary he would refer to many a folk as a "cracker-jack fruit booty" |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 14, 2011 9:54:47 GMT -5
I vaguely remember someone calling Triple H "Gameboy" and sounding dead proud of the insult, like it was a clever thing to say.
More recently, "Yabba dabba bitch", "Barney the dinosaur's anus" and "bowl of fruity pebbles" were all terrible.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2011 9:57:03 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top. What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass? If we are going the WCW route, then I have to bring up one involving the Giant that I seem to be the only one who remembers. Giant: Hogan, when I grab your butt....and SQUEEZE...until every bone in your body breaks... Then he went on with the promo. Idk what it is, but there must be a word he left out of something. From that promo I just get the mental image of the Giant violently grabbing Hulk Hogan's ass, which couldn't have been the intention. After all, Russo wasn't booking yet. The scary part was that, eventually (if it was during THAT feud), another giant was grabbing Hulk Hogan's ass for real. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 14, 2011 10:02:03 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top. What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass? Most likely, "fruit booty" is an implication towards somebody's sexuality. If he was to say it in 2011, the righteous indignation on the internet would be so thick you could cut it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2011 10:04:11 GMT -5
I don't know what side Stevie Ray was when he said this, but "sad sackass fruit-booty" has to be towards the top. What is a fruit-booty, and how is it a sackass? Most likely, "fruit booty" is an implication towards somebody's sexuality. If he was to say it in 2011, the righteous indignation on the internet would be so thick you could cut it. True, but IIRC, the "fruit-booty" in question was Scott Steiner. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 14, 2011 10:06:12 GMT -5
Most likely, "fruit booty" is an implication towards somebody's sexuality. If he was to say it in 2011, the righteous indignation on the internet would be so thick you could cut it. True, but IIRC, the "fruit-booty" in question was Scott Steiner. "Fruit-Booty" was practically Stevie Ray's catchphrase (along with "Suckas Gots ta Know", and referring to women as "Yaks") at that point. He was using it on everyone. |
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