|
Post by jsquash on May 3, 2011 17:50:23 GMT -5
SPOILER: BIG FORMER WWF NAME DEBUTING FOR TNA TONIGHT by Mike Johnson @ 6:25 PM on 5/3/2011
Joanie "Chyna" Laurer is backstage at the TNA Impact taping and will debut in the role of Kurt Angle's mistress. Yes, Chyna. So, we will be getting a reprisal of the Jeff Jarrett-Chyna rivalry from the WWF back when they feuded over the Intercontinental championship.
|
|
|
Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on May 3, 2011 17:51:08 GMT -5
I'd take Karen Angle over Chyna any day of the week.
|
|
Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 17,556
|
Post by Cronant on May 3, 2011 17:51:10 GMT -5
Hahaha Jeff Jarrett had it coming. Over a decade later.
Is this real?
|
|
|
Post by Chuckie Finster on May 3, 2011 17:51:43 GMT -5
|
|
MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
|
Post by MrBRulzOK on May 3, 2011 17:51:56 GMT -5
Well I guess the eventual Karen Angle matches will be better with her than the giantess...
|
|
|
Post by spongeboobnopants on May 3, 2011 17:56:12 GMT -5
Gross
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 17:57:30 GMT -5
HAHA! Please let this be true.
|
|
|
Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 3, 2011 17:57:31 GMT -5
Okay, I'm pretty fair to TNA. I don't usually go over the top baggin' on them, I give them the benefit of the doubt a LOT, but if this is true:
WHAT THE F*** ARE THEY THINKING?!?!?! WHO IS ASKING FOR HER RETURN?!?! She hasn't been around for a decade now (probably exactly 10 years since her WWF exit), she's become a wasteland of drug and alcohol issues, she's bats*** crazy, and NOBODY was pining for her return. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THIS?!?!?! Dear God, at least bringing in the Amazon chick from NXT was giving a new talent a shot (as iffy as she may be), what could Chyna possibly add???
Seriously, What. The. F***.
|
|
|
Post by Monkey Tennis? on May 3, 2011 17:58:35 GMT -5
*Insert every facepalm picture in the history of the internet*
|
|
|
Post by jsquash on May 3, 2011 17:58:47 GMT -5
Maybe she's not being brought in full time and will have one PPV match, kill Karen, and leave.
|
|
|
Post by hulkblood on May 3, 2011 17:59:55 GMT -5
|
|
Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
Posts: 44,259
|
Post by Welfare Willis on May 3, 2011 18:00:48 GMT -5
So she's teaching english in TNA now?
|
|
Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
Posts: 50,249
|
Post by Steveweiser on May 3, 2011 18:03:05 GMT -5
Poor Mickie's going to job to her in 10 seconds.
|
|
"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
Posts: 15,918
|
Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on May 3, 2011 18:04:01 GMT -5
I so hope this is not true.
Goddammit!!!!
|
|
|
Post by Kash Flagg on May 3, 2011 18:05:08 GMT -5
Are they just randomly finding wrestlers with drug problems to sign?
|
|
|
Post by jsquash on May 3, 2011 18:05:57 GMT -5
Are they just randomly finding wrestlers with drug problems to sign? Pretty sure Chyna's been clean for a while now.
|
|
|
Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 3, 2011 18:07:05 GMT -5
Jason Powell at dotnet says this was a last minute decision because they decided that Isis was just too green to work in this angle. No explanation as to why they chose Chyna of all f***ing people to replace her
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 18:08:08 GMT -5
This can't be real.
|
|
|
Post by pink on May 3, 2011 18:08:25 GMT -5
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you TNA.
|
|
|
Post by jsquash on May 3, 2011 18:08:37 GMT -5
Jason Powell at dotnet says this was a last minute decision because they decided that Isis was just too green to work in this angle. No explanation as to why they chose Chyna of all f***ing people to replace her He should have picked Orlando and we could have had our first openly gay serious storyline ever.
|
|