Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:46:54 GMT -5
Oh, good, a tie.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 20:48:34 GMT -5
I could rescind my vote if it helps, I know you're working with a tough predicament, and its not a big deal. Kendrick and Jesse could always blame the loss on each other.
Edit: Actually Crash is right, coin flip sounds better.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 20:48:34 GMT -5
Coin flip!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:49:58 GMT -5
Kendrick hits Sliced Bread #2 on Aries as Sorenson and Robbie brawl in the corner.
1 2 3
JB: Here are your winners, Jesse Sorenson and Brian Kendrick.
DW: Well, that settled nothing.
MT: I guess we'll have to wait for Final Resolution
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:53:15 GMT -5
Finally, Samoa Joe and I will have the opportunity to rectify the miscarriage of justice the Revelation has commited against the fans. For months, the fans have wanted to see Samoa Joe Vs. Mr. Anderson, one on one for the TNA Championship, but The Revelation will go to any lengths to ensure that the audience is forced to endure a series of boring, tedious, dull, sleep inducing Sting matches.
Well, fans, this Sunday, Joe and I will stop at nothing to end the tyrrany of boredom and win the TNA title back so you lovely people can finally enjoy some entertaining matches for once in your lives.
Which is why tonight, Joe and I will give you a sneak preview of the excitement coming your way in 2012 when we face off in the main event.
As a matter of fact, I've arranged for Brooke to make copies of the master tape as soon as possible so you lovely folks at home can order a copy of your very own.
Brooke enters frame with a stack of DVD-R's.
You think this'll be enough?
Not nearly, babe, not nearly.
Tonight, Joe and I are in the Christmas spirit, because we're giving away a PPV quality match for nothing on free TV.
Just call me . . .
SANNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
ANNNDERRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 16, 2011 20:53:56 GMT -5
Sweet. Everything has gone to plan.
This evens up both sides to 2 a piece, and winner takes all at Fistpump Revolution.
I like to try and keep feuds even.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:56:33 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening, and it is scheduled for one fall`
*Feedback*
JB: Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, Mister Anderson.
MT: Anderson throwing down the gauntlet tonight, and you know Sting heard every word.
DW: Anything can happen in a Fatal Four Way, Tenay, but I can tell you I wouldn't bet against Sting, but if anyone in TNA has Sting's number, it's Anderson.
*Nation Of Violence*
MT: But let's not forget this man
JB: And his opponent, representing the Nation Of Violence, Samoa Joe.
DW: A bond built out of mutual respect between Joe and Anderson and a mutual hatred of The Revelation has led to tonight, Will Anderson and Joe's egos cause them to tear each other apart tonight?
MT: These two men want nothing more than to prove themselves against each other, but they both know they have a job to do at Final Resolution.
Mr. Anderson VS. Samoa Joe 4 votes 15 Minutes
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 16, 2011 20:58:31 GMT -5
Santa Anderson sticks a candy cane up Joe's nose.
It burns. A LOT.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 20:58:43 GMT -5
Anderson with a stocking stuffer aka A Mic Check!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 20:59:10 GMT -5
You know knowing what the ending of this match is supposed to be I dunno if I should vote.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 21:00:37 GMT -5
Mag Daddy will earn an award! And the award for "Most Likely To Piss Off The Most People Simply By Existing..."
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 21:01:38 GMT -5
You know knowing what the ending of this match is supposed to be I dunno if I should vote. Uh, do I? PM me.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 16, 2011 21:03:21 GMT -5
Mag Daddy will earn an award! And the award for "Most Likely To Piss Off The Most People Simply By Existing..." Thank you! Thank you! Thank- wait, what? .... This isn't the return of Spice Girl?
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 21:10:50 GMT -5
Sorry, give me a minute, I thought the that was supposed to happen tonight happened already.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 21:29:26 GMT -5
Anderson hits a Mic Check.
1 2 KICKOUT!
Anderson pulls Joe to his feet, Joe suplexes Anderson, who rolls out of the ring.
Suddenly, Sting and Dinero charge the ring, Sting whips Anderson into the barricade as the referee calls for the bell.
Joe goes after Sting, but Dinero cuts him off with a blow from a steek chair.
Sting and Dinero put the boots to Joe as Anderson crawls back into the ring, where Dinero catches him with the chair.
James Storm runs to the ring and makes a beeline towards Dinero, he grabs the chair from Dinero and clobbers himin the knee, taking him to the ground.
Joe is up and trading blows with Sting when a hooded figure enters from the crowd.
DW: Who the hell is this?
The mystery man tackles Storm as Sting and Dinero double team Joe, Anderson gets to his feet and yanks the hood off the mystery figure.
MT: It's Robert Roode.
Roode turns around and nails a shocked Anderson with a DDT.
DW: I know Roode and Storm broke up, but I never thought...
MT; Thought what, Don?
DW: I think Roode's joined the Revelation!
Roode, Sting and Dinero stand over the three prone men as Impact comes to a close.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 21:33:49 GMT -5
Thanks to everyone who promoed and voted, you know who you are.
Well, after all that, I'm reminded of what Ron Burgundy said after jumping into that bear pit.
I IMMEDIATELY regret this decision.
This is freaking hard without a keyboard.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 21:39:53 GMT -5
Sorry, man.
If its any consolation, it was a very good first show. Congrats.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 21:43:56 GMT -5
All that said, anyone wanna help with the PPV?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 16, 2011 21:47:11 GMT -5
Sorry for not having any promos for the past couple of weeks. This Raw GM job is hard work.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 21:59:30 GMT -5
I'll write Young vs Dreamer. Its not much, but its the most I can do.
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