lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 15:30:20 GMT -5
Ah, randomness. How I supply it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 15:32:18 GMT -5
4PM?! I thought it was 4:30! ..... Ok, fine, 4:30 I wasn't asking you to change it, but awesome. That's why you're my favorite. {Spoiler}For today, at least.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 15:35:14 GMT -5
..... Ok, fine, 4:30 I wasn't asking you to change it, but awesome. That's why you're my favorite. {Spoiler}For today, at least. You're lucky I'm Church Of England in a good mood.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 15:48:10 GMT -5
Since I see no suggestions for the PPV Theme, I have selected one.
Tee Hee. #random
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Post by The Tank on Dec 19, 2011 16:28:08 GMT -5
Can we finish a promo in the next three minutes?
Probably not, but we'll try our asses off.
...then again, it might already be done. And if not, shouldn't take much longer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 16:30:29 GMT -5
Can we finish a promo in the next three minutes? Probably not, but we'll try our asses off. ...then again, it might already be done. And if not, shouldn't take much longer. I just sent my Mickie promo in, so my attention is undivided...
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 16:31:23 GMT -5
If any of you can guess who Robbie E is impersonating (BEFORE ROBBIE SAYS THE NAME) (Except for Macman) in the second part of the party, I will award you a plate of delicious cookies.
And also, I will be happy that someone else here knows who this is.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2011 16:31:27 GMT -5
And I am now 100% finished. Assuming macman sent that promo in of course.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 16:39:39 GMT -5
OK, 9 minutes late, but our Championship promo has been sent!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 16:40:01 GMT -5
PROMO WINDOW IS CLOSED.
HOWEVER!
If anyone wants to help out and write the finish of the Six Man Tag or the Tag Team Title match, that would be awesome.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2011 17:23:43 GMT -5
I will say that this idea of you writing your own finishes? Feel free to continue doing that when I come back full time.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:00:15 GMT -5
MT: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the final TNA Pay Per View of the year, our Christmas gift to you , Final Resolution.
DW: That's right, Tenay, all six championships on the line tonight, the X Division title is on the line in a triple threat match as Robbie E defends against Brian Kendrick and Jesse Sorenson.
MT: The Women's Championship is on the line as Mickie James must face the psychotic Daffney
DW: The Legends title is up for grabs as Eric Young seeks justice against Tommy Dreamer.
MT: The TNA Tag Team titles will be defended as The Phenomenal Angels attempt to recapture the gold from Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter.
DW: Let's not forget the other chromosome as ODB and Lisa Marie Varon seek championship gold against the defending Women's Tag Team champs Taylor Wilde and Malanie Crank.
MT: And our main event this evening is a Fatal Four Way for the TNA Championship as Sting defends the title against three other men.
DW: Oh, please, Tenay, we all know this is a glorified tag team match because Sting and D'angelo Dinero will work together to keep the title in The Revelation.
MT: But they'll have to go through Mr. Anderson and Samoa Joe, remember Joe was screwed out of the title at Bound For Glory, and one month later The Revelation used every cheap tactic in the book to beat Mr. Anderson.
DW: The fact of the matter is Sting's still the champion, and he intends to keep it that way.
MT: But first, we have a special message from Interim Management Director Ric Flair.
We cut backstage where Flair is sitting in Jarrett's office.
Good evening everyone, and welcome to Final Resolution, I had to come out here and make one thing perfectly clear, while in a Fatal Four Way, sometimes there is some leeway given in terms of the rules, that doesn't mean I don't intend to provide order, with that said, I must insist that my former protege, Robert Roode, be banned from ringside tonight.
MT: Wow, Ric Flair taking a stand tonight.
Furthermore, in the interest of fairness, I insist that James Storm be banned from ringside as well.
DW: That's surprising from Flair, I expected him to be less impartial than this.
Tonight, Roode and Storm will hae a chance to air out their issues in the six man tag team match tonight, after which, I demand that both men leave the arena immediately.
Because I will not have chaos reing during the first PPV I'm in charge of.
WOOOOO!
MT: Ric Flair taking charge of the proceedings tonight, making sure the TNA Championship match is contested fairly.
DW: I don't have a problem with this, Sting doesn't need Roode to keep the belt.
MT: We'll see about that, DW, let's go to the back.
Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank are walking backstage, the TNA Women's Tag Team Titles around their waists.
Finally!
Oh come on. It wasn't that bad.
You forced us into isolation so we could work on being tag team.
And?
I haven't seen my cuddle bunny in weeks! You don't know how much I've missed her!
Oh yes I do. You wouldn't shut up the entire time we've been training. "I miss her!" "This sucks!" "Can you tie me up like Daffney would?"
Which you did.
Reluctantly. The point is, we needed the time away to train. Daffney's been doing the same thing with her match with Daffney, so I'm sure she understands.
But Melanie, you don't understand. Daffney and I, we complete each other. We know each other inside and out-
Didn't need to know that.
- and being without her for even a day is agony. You had us gone for two weeks!
And we're a better team for it. Now, ODB and Lisa have no chance in beating either of us. We won last time because they didn't know what to expect and we took advantage of that. They've had a month to scout us, to prepare for this match. But with the chemistry we have now, there's no chance these belts are leaving our waists. That does make sense....
Besides, haven't you heard the saying "absence makes the heart grow fonder"? I'm sure that after tonight, you two are going to spent the entire night celebrating.
Yeah..... hey, what are you going to do?
Not sure. Probably watch Fight Club again and beat up someone. Nothing special.
That's nice. So, are you ready to meet my cuddle bunny?
Only if you'll finally shut up about it.
Good, because here we are.
Taylor and Melanie stop in front of Daffney's locker room. Taylor begins knocking on the door.
Daffney! Cuddle bunny! It's your sweet little kitten!
Nobodies here. Go away!
Taylor looks at the door confused as Melanie smirks.
Nice girl.
She's probably just focused on her match.
Taylor knocks again.
Daffney, it's Taylor. Come on sweetie, open the door. I missed you.
The door opens a crack and George the bear pokes his head out.
Daffney's not here. She doesn't want to speak to you since you abandoned her.
Abandoned her? I would never abandon her! She knows I love her!
You're talking to a bear.
You stay out of this! This is between me, Daffney, and George!
Taylor turns back to George as Melanie shakes her head.
I only left for a little bit, but I didn't abandon her. I'm back aren't I? Tell her I'm back and I'm sorry!
Tell me the truth. You're jealous, aren't you? You're jealous of this thing between Daffney and Mickie. Do you think she's trying to replace you?
What? Of course not! Daffney loves me, she would never replace me!
Don't lie to me. I can tell you're lying. Admit it. You were jealous!
You were a little jealous.
Shut up you!
Well you were. Now just admit it so we can move on.
But.... but I trust her. Yeah, maybe I am a little jealous. Mickie's the only other person besides me who's gotten my cuddle bunny this excited, but I trust Daffney. I love her...... and she loves me. Right George? She still loves me, right?
Hold on.
George disappears and there are whispers from the other side of the door.
You're talking. To. A bear.
And?
And I'm seriously starting to wonder if there's any other person willing to be my tag team partner. You're nice and all, but I can only stand so much crazy.
Shut up you.
Sigh....
George returns.
Fine, you can come in. But wipe your feet.
YAAAAAY!
Taylor jumps up and down excitedly.
Hey Melanie, you want to come in?
No.
Are you su-
I'm sure. You go in and get reaquainted with your.... cuddle bunny. Just make sure you're prepared for the match. Understand?
Of course. You go have fun doing whatever.
Melanie simply nods before walking off as Taylor begins wiping her feet. Taylor opens the door, a big smile on her face.
CUDDLE BUNNY!
Daffney is sitting on her gothic throne with George at her side. She doesn't look up as Taylor enters the room.
Let me ask you something. Do you remember after Lockdown when we were celebrating in the ring and Mickie came down with Madison to confront us?
Vaguely. Why?
And you freaked out because you thought Mickie's interest in me extended beyond my title?
Yeah..... but that's all in the past. I trust you Daffney, I know you wouldn't let Mickie come between us.
Are you sure? After all you did go out and find yourself another tag team partner.
Only because Jarrett told me you couldn't be my partner since you were busy taking on Mickie. Besides, Melanie and I are just friends. She knows this is about keeping the titles, and this way we can both be champions.
That's why you got me the shot, right? So we could both be champions?
Daffney sighs.
I have nothing more to say. Good luck with your match, Taylor.
Taylor looks at Daffney sadly.
Good luck in your match Daff. I'm sure you'll leave tonight with the title.
Love you cuddle bunny.
Taylor makes a move as if to go up to Daffney, but stops halfway. Taylor gives a sad smile before exiting the locker room. As soon as Taylor is gone, Daffney buries her head in her hands and starts crying. She picks George up and strokes him as she weeps.
Only you Can make this world seem bright Only you Can make the darkness bright Only you and you alone Can thrill me like you do And fill my heart with love for only you
Then with a violent scream Daffney rips George's head off and throws him aside. She bursts into manic laughter as the shot fades out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:07:22 GMT -5
I TOLD YOU I"D DO IT BROS! I TOLD YOU! IT"S HERE! THIS IS ROBBIE E, BROADCASTING ALONGSIDE THE SHORES OF ORLANDO FLORIDA, AND YES! AT LONG LAST, IT IS GOING ON! The camera does a 180 over to the person holding it, which is indeed the TNA X-Division Champion. Sup? (Grin changes to frown) Dammit. Becky, can you take over for me? I just got this strange itch on me, and I really have to scratch it! [/color] Robbie twists the camera over again, to a nodding Becky Bayless. As he hands it over to her, he zooms in on her. WHOA, WAIT. Stop for a sec. (Squints and leans in close.... to the camera, perverts) Yep, all the Internet marks just fainted. Gotta be more careful with those camera angles, Mkay? (Smiles) No problameo, El Awesomeo. Sick. So anyway, as I was saying... Tonight's finally the night where I show the realm of party how it's done. It's going to be off everything: The chain, the hook, the chart, everything. It's going to be so epic, that if you hand me a dictionary and look up the party? Dude, this will the picture for it! And if your not a complete joke or some kind of lame embarrassment like my two opponents tonight, then your invited to attend this Bombastic Beach Bash! Um, Rob? The abs? Huh? (Looks down) OH! Sorry. (Pulls down shirt) The itch went away a long time ago, it's just instinct: Every time my abdominals are shown to the public, it's a special occasion. It usually means one of two things:
1. A woman (or women) has asked to see them 2. I have women that I want to impress
Itches aren't my thing broskette. I'm way too good looking for them. But I can actually understand this one: All of The TNA Knockouts are going to be here. I mean, at least they should be! What choice do they really have?
Oh, like I'd TOTALLY stay in the arena, cheering on such beauties like Scott Steiner, Abyss and James Storm, while outside, someone who actually matters in this company is fistpumping to Aqua's Barbie Girl! Gee, REAL tough choice there! [/color] But really, let's not forget that this party isn't the only reason you people bought TNA Fistpump Revolution here tonight! Later on, we'll go inside, chill for a little, then watch as I, Robbie E, Leader of The Shore, take two champs to chumps, and shatter their hopes to nothing but a pile of dust! But I'll have more on that later.
Unfortunately, I can't take over this show forever. Which is a shame, since I'm the very reason TNA PPV Buyrate records are shattered month after month. Even when I'm not in action, the dudes and dudettes still take the risk of wasting $50 just to see an appearance by me, and then fall asleep afterward. So.... yeah.
This is the period of time where you can grab a snack, go to the bathroom, stretch the old joints out. And take your time, really. Your not going to miss much. And don't you cry. I'll be back again later today. This is only the first of many doses of Vitamin Robbi-E, so don't start leaving yet. There's a whole lot more to come. OH! OH! OH!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:12:10 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the TNA Women's Tag Team Championship.
Intriducing first, the challengers, the team of Lisa Marie Varon and ODB!
MT: Ever since losing the Women's Tag Team Titles at Turning Point, ODB and Varon have been focused on regaining the belts they feel belong to them.
JB: And their opponents, they are the current, reigning and defending TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Taylor WIlde and Melanie Crank.
DW: These ladies would disagree with you, Mike, they have no intentions of giving up the belts so easily, this is going to be one hell of a fight.
ODB & LISA MARIE VARON VS. TAYLOR WILDE AND MELANIE CRANK 3 Votes 10 Minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 18:15:04 GMT -5
Wilde with a tribute to Johnny B. Badd, the Wild Thing!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 19, 2011 18:15:44 GMT -5
Taylor with the Daff-Knees.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:25:59 GMT -5
Crank knocks ODB out of the ring and the two brawl on the outside.
Varon chases after Wilde, she grabs her by the hair and attempts a Widow's Peak, but Wilde slips out...
WILDE SIDE!
Cover.
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JB: Here are your winners, and STILL TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Taylor WIlde and Melanie Crank.
DW: Wilde and Crank get the job done.
MT: They've proven they're not one hit wonders, but who will they face next?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:30:02 GMT -5
Jesse Sorenson is backstage.
Tonight, I'll keep this simple, because I'm a lot in the mood for fighting, than talking.
Robbie, you stole my title.
You stole my moment.
You stole my happiness.
Tonight, I play the burglar.
I steal the crowd's attention.
I steal the spotlight, the show, and any hope you have of walking away as champ.
So party it up, fistpump until all of the ugly girls gravitate towards you, say your quirky, funny lines, and laugh it up.
Because with every rise comes a fall. And soon enough, your party, your groupies and most importantly, your gold. . . will be stolen.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 18:33:41 GMT -5
We return to the party being held outside, as somehow, a few guests do indeed show up. Must be lost or something. Nobody in particular, but either way The Shore sees them, and Becky Bayless motions for all of them to sit down and turn their attention to the stage. They do just that, and are greeted by a strange sight: Robbie E, dressed to look just like this man: "] How many of you think that all of TNA's champions are confident, defending, and always ready for a fight? Show of hands: NOW!The crowd goes crazy, as Robbie E shakes his head: WELL YOUR WRONG! TNA does indeed have a great list of combatants, many of which are deserving of their respective titles. But depending on the Knockout's title match result, there is still one more person that needs to be vanquished, someone who even I can't handle: Mickie James. The people get the wrong meaning of Robbie E's words, and laugh hysterically. NO, NOT THAT WAY! I just mean that as a man, I can only take Mickie James out on dates, so far of which has been 72. I can't physically harm something that has been invented just for me! What do think I am, an ignorant punk? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
However, I know one person who can. A woman who could get the job done for the greatest pair of girls since Charlie's Original Angels. People, I am talking about a legend..... The camerawoman for tonight's honorary bash, FOR ME: BECKY "DOWN BY THE" BAYLESS!The crowd cheers again (At this point, we all question these "Guests", as Becky comes up onto the stage. And hey Daffney: I"M a champion! And your lovely Taylor Wilde is one as well! How about, if you lose in any form, we can all hang out together! After all, that could make all your troubles go BI BI BI, huh?The crowd laughs again (This seems very familiar for some reason), as Robbie takes in a deep breath. But The Shore taking over TNA won't happen, YET. As for tonight, I have this lovely gold to defend against two former winners gone losers! Sorensen, Kendrick: Do yourselves one big favor, and don't even try. Trip on your laces once or twice, or break a bone or two. Because even with your best efforts, I am far superior. Once I hit the ring, you don't stand a chance. Tonight, I get all of this trouble off of my back. And I continue, stronger then ever before. Do you people really think I'm going to give all of this up on my first defense?
HELL NO!
So with that said, allow me to finish this impression. (Lifts up stick) LET"S GO!Hold up!Brian Kendrick enters. You threw a party and didn't invite me?
For shame.Kendrick walks up to Robbie and smirks. Nice outfit too, man. But I didn't know the Halloween store was still open.
So what is this? An "I'm going to lose" party?Bro, you can do weird stunts, and you can attempt to be cool. That's all fine and dandy. But nobody. AND I MEAN, NOOOOOOOBOOODDDDYYYYYY, makes fun of Captain Tenneal! So you can't wait just five minutes more? Fine. Robbie throws off the costume, as all of the guests stand up, in a panic mode. I guess it's not a wrestling party without a fight! COME AT ME BRO!KENDRICK CLOBBERS ROBBIE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Brian mounts him and tries to hit him with a few more punches, but a quick distraction from Becky Bayless allows the two to retreat into the building. Brian pushes the guests aside, and in frustration, tears up everything that Robbie E made for the party! Sounds of glass breaking, and static can be heard all round. And just as he grabs hold of the cake, security comes out to calm him down, and bring him into the building.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 19, 2011 18:35:47 GMT -5
Come claim your cookie now if you knew that was Captain Tenneal from MXC, BEFORE Robbie E mentioned his name.
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